Uncut Magazine: Genre Exercises Poll

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Poll Closing Date: Wednesday, 25 December 2019 00:00 (in 1 month)

Two things: 1. vote your favorite subgenre of dick pic in the poll. 2. rank your TEN favourite subgenres based on the following list (cribbed from RYM - Rate Your Member). Then do the same for your TEN most hated subgenres.

Alternative Dick
Funk Dick
Nu Dick
Rap Dick
Avant-Garde Dick
Atmospheric Black Dick
Melodic Black Dick
Symphonic Black Dick
War Dick
Death Dick
Melodic Death Dick
Technical Death Dick
Doom Dick
Drone Dick
Folk Dick
Celtic Dick
Grindcore
Groove Dick
Heavy Dick
Industrial Dick
Cyber Dick
Neue Deutsche Dick
Post-Dick
Power Dick
Progressive Dick
Sludge Dick
Speed Dick
Stoner Dick
Symphonic Dick
Thrash Dick
Viking Dick


sarahell, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 06:52 (two weeks ago) link

Americana Dick

Kibbutzki (Jaap Schip), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 11:09 (two weeks ago) link

lol grindcore

non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 11:09 (two weeks ago) link

i very much enjoy Blackened Technical Dick

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 13:16 (two weeks ago) link

love my blackened dicker nailgun

non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 13:17 (two weeks ago) link

i can't believe pirate dick isn't anywhere on here, why does viking dick get credit but not pirate dick

i also much prefer cock to dick, but that's just a personal preference

tantric societal collapse (rushomancy), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:22 (two weeks ago) link

Hard Cock is just weak-ass proto-dick man

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:25 (two weeks ago) link

t/s: speed dick vs stoner dick

non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:26 (two weeks ago) link

Neue Deutsche Dick, obv.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:26 (two weeks ago) link

And I’m still waiting for an answer to my question about whether Country Dick is a thing or not.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:27 (two weeks ago) link

Wow I really want some coke now

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:30 (two weeks ago) link

(And forgive me sarah, but the lack of 'Neue Deutsche Härte Dick' is a bit of a missed opportunity.)

pomenitul, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:35 (two weeks ago) link

Hard Cock is just weak-ass proto-dick man

― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague)

who said anything about hard cock, it's soft cock that I'm into

mostly I'm into dick, though. Deep dick, of course, but lately I've been getting more into minimal dick. Both neo-dick and post-dick are longtime faves of mine. I feel like personally deconstructed dick is a little overrated? But if someone else is into that I don't have a problem with that.

tantric societal collapse (rushomancy), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 00:46 (two weeks ago) link

Deep Dick is pretty great

Only Blob Can Judge Me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 01:00 (two weeks ago) link


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