Uncut Magazine: Genre Exercises Poll

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Two things: 1. vote your favorite subgenre of dick pic in the poll. 2. rank your TEN favourite subgenres based on the following list (cribbed from RYM - Rate Your Member). Then do the same for your TEN most hated subgenres.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Folk Dick 2
Post-Dick 1
Neue Deutsche Dick 1
Doom Dick 1
Sludge Dick 1
Melodic Black Dick 1
Drone Dick 1
Funk Dick 1
Cyber Dick 0
Industrial Dick 0
Alternative Dick 0
Power Dick 0
Progressive Dick 0
Speed Dick 0
Stoner Dick 0
Symphonic Dick 0
Thrash Dick 0
Heavy Dick 0
Groove Dick 0
Nu Dick 0
Rap Dick 0
Avant-Garde Dick 0
Atmospheric Black Dick 0
Symphonic Black Dick 0
War Dick 0
Death Dick 0
Melodic Death Dick 0
Technical Death Dick 0
Celtic Dick 0
Grindcore 0
Viking Dick 0


sarahell, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 06:52 (nine months ago) link

Americana Dick

Kibbutzki (Jaap Schip), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 11:09 (nine months ago) link

lol grindcore

non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 11:09 (nine months ago) link

i very much enjoy Blackened Technical Dick

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 13:16 (nine months ago) link

love my blackened dicker nailgun

non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 13:17 (nine months ago) link

i can't believe pirate dick isn't anywhere on here, why does viking dick get credit but not pirate dick

i also much prefer cock to dick, but that's just a personal preference

tantric societal collapse (rushomancy), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:22 (nine months ago) link

Hard Cock is just weak-ass proto-dick man

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:25 (nine months ago) link

t/s: speed dick vs stoner dick

non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:26 (nine months ago) link

Neue Deutsche Dick, obv.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:26 (nine months ago) link

And I’m still waiting for an answer to my question about whether Country Dick is a thing or not.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:27 (nine months ago) link

Wow I really want some coke now

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:30 (nine months ago) link

(And forgive me sarah, but the lack of 'Neue Deutsche Härte Dick' is a bit of a missed opportunity.)

pomenitul, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:35 (nine months ago) link

Hard Cock is just weak-ass proto-dick man

― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague)

who said anything about hard cock, it's soft cock that I'm into

mostly I'm into dick, though. Deep dick, of course, but lately I've been getting more into minimal dick. Both neo-dick and post-dick are longtime faves of mine. I feel like personally deconstructed dick is a little overrated? But if someone else is into that I don't have a problem with that.

tantric societal collapse (rushomancy), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 00:46 (nine months ago) link

Deep Dick is pretty great

Only Blob Can Judge Me (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 01:00 (nine months ago) link

one month passes...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 24 December 2019 00:01 (seven months ago) link

Gotta go for that Melodic Black Dick.

breastcrawl, Tuesday, 24 December 2019 00:07 (seven months ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 25 December 2019 00:01 (seven months ago) link


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