The new Juicy Fruit jingle poll

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The delicious gum is upgrading their jingle to appeal to the gum chewers of today. You can vote on the page, but the real action is happening here. This is going to be great!!!

Poll Results

Juicy R&B 4
Juicy Hip Hop 2
Juicy OG Remix 1
Juicy Country 0
Juicy Pop 0

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 11 April 2019 14:18 (two months ago) Permalink

I still start my days getting my shoes shined up, and often end them by taking a sniff and pulling it out.

zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 April 2019 14:31 (two months ago) Permalink

Is the Juicy Fruit jingle one of those things known outside of Canada, or is it a weird Canadian thing?

MarkoP, Thursday, 11 April 2019 14:36 (two months ago) Permalink

I haven't heard it in a long time but I remembered most of the words from the old TV commercials in the USA

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 11 April 2019 19:07 (two months ago) Permalink

How does my breath get so clean?
It's easy: Juicy Fruit's on my team.
Fruit's juicy flavor can get over
my tongue and mask smells right where they live,
while Fruit's juicy flavor fights all day long.
It's total mouth protection.
'bye, germs. 'bye, worries.

del griffith, Thursday, 11 April 2019 19:20 (two months ago) Permalink


All these jingles sound very expensive. I voted for R&B.

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 11 April 2019 19:51 (two months ago) Permalink

It's gotta be the R&B / R. Kelly mix, which turns the jingle into a plea for oral sex.

dinnerboat, Thursday, 11 April 2019 20:15 (two months ago) Permalink

... it always was one.

zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 April 2019 21:00 (two months ago) Permalink

This is the much better Juicy Fruit jingle i remember (written by Steve Karmen who wrote TONS of jingles anyone who grew up in the '70s or '80s remembers - I Love New York, This Bud's for You, etc., and also the Northern Soul classic "Breakaway")

The jingle being polled is lame though no matter what style it's in. Wrigley's needs to revive the Big Red jingle instead.....

Lee626, Thursday, 11 April 2019 22:47 (two months ago) Permalink

i haven't heard the new one, but there's no way it can top the original, which is one of the greatest songs of all time. that jingle pops into my head all the time. juicy fruit, it's going to move you. juicy fruit, it gets right to you. juicy fruit, it's really really REALLY going to move you.

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 April 2019 23:08 (two months ago) Permalink

Check out the link, man. It's the "it's gonna move ya" jingle done in different genres.

You people need to stop opining on random crap and start listening to the jingles and voting.

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 11 April 2019 23:34 (two months ago) Permalink

the new ones are all terrible and miss the whole point of jingles, which is to get the refrain stuck in your head. you can let any of the new ones play twice in a row and remember nothing, they're plodding turgid messes. who the fuck puts a full measure between "take a stick" and "pull it out" in a fucking gum jingle? chumps, that's who. total chumps

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 12 April 2019 00:57 (two months ago) Permalink

basically a jingle is only worth its salt if it can be sung by 10 year old boys about farts

cheese canopy (map), Friday, 12 April 2019 01:10 (two months ago) Permalink

gotta say I was not expecting anything to challenge the OG jingle, and none of them have any of its earworm quality, but I found myself really enjoying & getting pumped up to Juicy Rap. Not wearing shoes but if I was I def would have got them tied up.

One Eye Open, Friday, 12 April 2019 01:26 (two months ago) Permalink

Is there a poll of all the 80s Wrigleys earworm jingles?

billstevejim, Friday, 12 April 2019 05:09 (two months ago) Permalink

We can't stop here, this is juicy country

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 12 April 2019 08:23 (two months ago) Permalink

well I can't get "take a sniff/pull it out" out of my head, and it's making me queasy.

bendy, Friday, 12 April 2019 10:37 (two months ago) Permalink

those cant be the real words

billstevejim, Friday, 12 April 2019 15:09 (two months ago) Permalink

Actual 80s Juicy Fruit huffing happening here

bendy, Friday, 12 April 2019 18:46 (two months ago) Permalink

what's next, big red revival?

your fresh breath goes on and on
while you chew it

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 12 April 2019 20:31 (two months ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 00:01 (two months ago) Permalink

These are supposed to all be irredeemably bad, right?

Never thought I'd wind up stanning for the original jingle as a paragon of songcraft relative to any other tune but here we are.

A Cheetah Drenched in Applesauce (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 00:12 (two months ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 18 April 2019 00:01 (one month ago) Permalink

your fresh breath goes on and on
while you chew it

oh whoa. decades-dormant melody-memory instantly reactivated! feel like it's 1991 and I'm about to re-join our scheduled broadcast of tonight's episode of Wheel of Fortune already in progress

this thread also made me remember this, which I want to say I was repeatedly exposed to during airings of Saved by the Bell

del griffith, Thursday, 18 April 2019 00:28 (one month ago) Permalink

Knew exactly what that was gonna be before I even clicked the link.

A Cheetah Drenched in Applesauce (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 April 2019 00:38 (one month ago) Permalink

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