Lana Del Rey - Norman Fucking Rockwell (2019)

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Any takers

Ross, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:50 (eight months ago) Permalink

I'm not anybody's mom or anything, but one generic LDR thread seemed to be handling the discussion of this not yet released album just fine, and will do fine after it comes out as well.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:55 (eight months ago) Permalink

Don't people find those mega-threads unwieldy? The "pitchfork is dumb" thread crashes my browser if I try to expand it. Granted, LDR only has 3000 posts or so, but still, I'm not sure I totally get the anti-proliferation mentality.

enochroot, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:05 (eight months ago) Permalink

I was so bowled over by "Venice Bitch" I didn't properly appreciate the new, down-to-earth Lana on "Mariners Apartment Complex"

They mistook my kindness for weakness
I fucked up, I know that, but Jesus
Can't a girl just do the best she can?

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:09 (eight months ago) Permalink

i also like threads for new albums because it alerts me to something new from an artist i don't care enough about to check their one thread whenever it's updated.

macropuente (map), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:13 (eight months ago) Permalink

The other thread had a lot of hate tbh

Ross, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:40 (eight months ago) Permalink

this album is terrible

Mighty Seething Bat (sic), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:53 (eight months ago) Permalink

Who hurt u

Ross, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:56 (eight months ago) Permalink

If the consensus is to shut it down, Ok

Ross, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:59 (eight months ago) Permalink

i like the deluxe version with all the tracks in reverse order that costs twice as much and came out a year later

akm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:59 (eight months ago) Permalink

i also like the deluxe version of this thread that has all the posts in reverse order and came out in 2025

akm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:00 (eight months ago) Permalink

album of the year

akm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:00 (eight months ago) Permalink

I'm not anybody's mom or anything, but one generic LDR thread seemed to be handling the discussion of this not yet released album just fine, and will do fine after it comes out as well.

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, September 19, 2018 8:55 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes. I don't see why we need a new thread suddenly just because she has a new album. The beauty of the Lana thread was that it occurred and flowed just like her career, following her twists and turns. I don't get the need for a new thread at all.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:02 (eight months ago) Permalink

it's a bit nice that the other thread had all the hate, most of which has dwindled because why the fuck would anyone hate lana

akm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:03 (eight months ago) Permalink

Don't people find those mega-threads unwieldy? The "pitchfork is dumb" thread crashes my browser if I try to expand it. Granted, LDR only has 3000 posts or so, but still, I'm not sure I totally get the anti-proliferation mentality.

― enochroot, Wednesday, September 19, 2018 9:05 PM (fifty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Either use bookmarks or get a better browser. It's not complicated. If ilx-threads (of all things online) crash your browser, it's you, not ilx.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:03 (eight months ago) Permalink

The other thread had a lot of hate tbh

― Ross, Wednesday, September 19, 2018 9:40 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is such a lame take.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:04 (eight months ago) Permalink

Alright, keep it to the other thread. I’m just a nerd

Ross, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:04 (eight months ago) Permalink

Dude lbi you now.....

Ross, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:04 (eight months ago) Permalink

Lock thread mod please

Ross, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:04 (eight months ago) Permalink

et tu, Bateau?

imago, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:05 (eight months ago) Permalink

There was love, there was hate, and now there was love again. a) who cares and reads back to the hate, when b) there is love now?

idgi

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:05 (eight months ago) Permalink

Lbi being harsh itt for real

Assuming we all have the same internet plan.

Ross, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:05 (eight months ago) Permalink

Lbi I don’t even have the internet

Chill on assumptions. I’m out of this thread

Ross, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:06 (eight months ago) Permalink

No need to talk to Enochroot like that

Ross, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:08 (eight months ago) Permalink

Ross, <3 u man but this doesn't seem worthy to brawl about. Use a bookmark and the thread won't load all 1000s of messages.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:11 (eight months ago) Permalink

Okay cool no sweat

Ross, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:12 (eight months ago) Permalink

In my defence I created a thread for the new Florence album after ceremonials thread seemed irrelevant. Didn’t know that there are some Ilx rules I didn’t understand about general threads for artists.

Ross, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:17 (eight months ago) Permalink

et tu, Bateau?

― imago, Wednesday, September 19, 2018 10:05 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://i.giphy.com/media/9RNapaMXnaZhK/200.gif

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:20 (eight months ago) Permalink

Imagine there's only one Radiohead thread
I wonder if you cann

Mark G, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:21 (eight months ago) Permalink

If there was only Radiohead thread, then I assume it would be this one:
Radiohead LP9 Anticipation, Fangirling and random Cheesecake Thread (Do not read if you hate Radiohead or us)

MarkoP, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:32 (eight months ago) Permalink

well, i actually didn't know about bookmarks until just now, so i guess thanks bateau for being a jerk?

(but seriously, expand all the posts on the "pitchfork is dumb" thread, scroll to the bottom, and tell me your browser doesn't crash)

enochroot, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:37 (eight months ago) Permalink

I'm not anybody's mom or anything, but one generic LDR thread seemed to be handling the discussion of this not yet released album just fine, and will do fine after it comes out as well.

It's a good idea for the album to have a thread after it's been released or there are more tracks to discuss, this thread launch is maybe a bit premature, that's all.

Zach Same (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:37 (eight months ago) Permalink

I'm p sure I wasn't a jerk, Enochroot. It was just a tip. Beyond that, I feel the original Lana thread served all our Lana purposes, and I didn't and don't see the need for anew thread. Also because the original Lana thread tracks her evolution - and ours, reaction to it - so succinctly.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:41 (eight months ago) Permalink

album title alone deserves its own thread

flappy bird, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 21:03 (eight months ago) Permalink

gay album title imo

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 21:08 (eight months ago) Permalink

picturing mr roper bangin the dude who sang somebody's watching me

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 21:14 (eight months ago) Permalink

Dammit. I was just about to make that same joke.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 21:16 (eight months ago) Permalink

gay album title imo

― rip van wanko, Wednesday, September 19, 2018

It's not called Get Thee Behind Me, Sailor

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 21:16 (eight months ago) Permalink

Except with the guy from Psycho instead of Three's Company.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 21:16 (eight months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

lmao that she has another (very nice) new one called "How to Disappear" -- she really wants to keep baiting Radiohead huh

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 18:31 (seven months ago) Permalink

where'd that slip out to? youtube?

akm, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 22:11 (seven months ago) Permalink

played live at some apple thing

https://youtu.be/m3tkGiOx85k

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 22:21 (seven months ago) Permalink

it's a tiresome and rockist observation, but still! seeing artists you like performing and corporate events is just depressing. it being apple she probably got $150k for an afternoon's work and I don't begrudge here

rip van wanko, Friday, 2 November 2018 18:38 (seven months ago) Permalink

oops sorry, "at"/"her"

rip van wanko, Friday, 2 November 2018 18:39 (seven months ago) Permalink

why? take the money and run

flappy bird, Friday, 2 November 2018 18:43 (seven months ago) Permalink

the majority of venues she performs at are owned by corporations, what is the difference?

flappy bird, Friday, 2 November 2018 18:44 (seven months ago) Permalink

audience

rip van wanko, Friday, 2 November 2018 19:35 (seven months ago) Permalink

i feel like this and the 1975 record are never coming out

Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 November 2018 19:37 (seven months ago) Permalink

take the money and run

^^Her next slowcore cover.

The Greta Van Gerwig (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 2 November 2018 19:41 (seven months ago) Permalink

this has been happening for ages, no? just more commonly recorded/broadcast online now

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Friday, 2 November 2018 20:01 (seven months ago) Permalink

having to change "bitch" to "chick" in a room of adults, in 2018, is also a bit depressing

rip van wanko, Friday, 2 November 2018 20:11 (seven months ago) Permalink

Been repeat-listening to "Mariners Apartment Complex" this week when walking through all the yellow/gold leaves.

... (Eazy), Friday, 2 November 2018 20:24 (seven months ago) Permalink

does anyone not like "venice bitch" cuz i don't

dyl, Saturday, 3 November 2018 02:10 (seven months ago) Permalink

"mariners apartment complex" is v nice tho

dyl, Saturday, 3 November 2018 02:10 (seven months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

god bless lana del rey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY2LUmLw_DQ

resident hack (Simon H.), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 05:28 (five months ago) Permalink

another winner

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 9 January 2019 16:19 (five months ago) Permalink

For real.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 16:20 (five months ago) Permalink

apparently none of the released tracks is the "first single"

https://pitchfork.com/thepitch/lana-del-reys-recent-fan-tracks-reflect-some-of-her-strongest-songwriting-yet/

resident hack (Simon H.), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 20:45 (four months ago) Permalink

What's a single nowadays anyway ?
So by the time she releases the first single, we'll have at least 4 tracks from the album already ? Unless some (or all) of the 3 released tracks are off the album, as suggested in the article...

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 17 January 2019 13:43 (four months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

wasn't this supposed to drop today? where is it????

akm, Friday, 29 March 2019 11:25 (two months ago) Permalink

that was never officially confirmed and i'm not sure where that date came from to begin with

ufo, Friday, 29 March 2019 11:49 (two months ago) Permalink

💔💔💔@LanaDelRey just tweeted out in a series of screenshoted notes that in an unexpected accident in the studio she lost the song files from her new album that was ready for release in the next few months. She says she doesn’t know if she can even promise a new record by 2021 pic.twitter.com/zfcVK4BuPk

— PopCrave (@PopDrave) March 30, 2019

So she's saying all the work was saved on a single Apple computer that could not be salvaged after one drop on the studio floor? Ok.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 31 March 2019 12:48 (two months ago) Permalink

Sorry, my fault for not reading the replies. This is fake.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 31 March 2019 12:49 (two months ago) Permalink

Two days early.

grawlix (unperson), Sunday, 31 March 2019 13:25 (two months ago) Permalink

i hate stan twitter

dyl, Sunday, 31 March 2019 14:44 (two months ago) Permalink

PopDrave

PPL+AI=NS (imago), Sunday, 31 March 2019 14:50 (two months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

So is this album ever going to happen?

akm, Monday, 3 June 2019 20:19 (one week ago) Permalink

She's gotta finish her Cherry Poppin' Daddies cover first.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 3 June 2019 20:27 (one week ago) Permalink

lol damn

Cousin Slappy, Monday, 3 June 2019 23:10 (one week ago) Permalink

Doin Time is great it works so well as an idea.

piscesx, Monday, 3 June 2019 23:22 (one week ago) Permalink

seems increasingly albums are announced a few days before release or five tracks are doled out over a sic month period

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 3 June 2019 23:35 (one week ago) Permalink

i missed this sublime thing. jesus lana.

akm, Tuesday, 4 June 2019 00:12 (one week ago) Permalink

Ha I loved the sublime cover and would probably love a cherry poppin daddies cover if she actually made one.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 06:05 (one week ago) Permalink

I barely knew or cared about the sublime original; so that probably affects my feelings towards it.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 06:09 (one week ago) Permalink

Yeah I’d never heard of them, turns out they had one song in the charts, at number 71 for one week, in the UK.

piscesx, Tuesday, 4 June 2019 07:35 (one week ago) Permalink

ok cherry poppin daddies are fucking terrible we're not going to do revisionism on that bullshit. at least have enough self respect to say squirrel nut zippers

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 11:36 (one week ago) Permalink

even if you are a "we stan a legend" Twitter weirdos there is a limit

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 11:37 (one week ago) Permalink

She could do a 90s EP of "What It's Like" and a slow ethereal "All Star" and...

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 11:53 (one week ago) Permalink

Can totally see her doing a sultry cover of Flagpole Sitta.

Fingertips have memories
Mine can't forget the curves of your body
And when I feel a bit naughty
I run it up the flagpole and see who salutes (But no one ever does)

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 12:01 (one week ago) Permalink


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