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this quote from post malone really says a lot about everything's suckitude

“If you’re looking for lyrics, if you’re looking to cry, if you’re looking to think about life, don’t listen to hip-hop. There’s great hip-hop songs where they talk about life and they spit that real shit, but right now, there’s not a lot of people talking about real shit... Whenever I want to cry, whenever I want to sit down and have a nice cry, I’ll listen to some Bob Dylan. Or whenever I’m trying to have a good time and stay in a positive mood, I listen to hip-hop. Because it’s fun. I think hip-hop is important because it brings people together in a beautiful, happy way.”

maura, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 15:35 (seven months ago) Permalink

like he's a white rapper with no talent who's also... a rockist? you really can be anyone in america (if your dad runs nhl concessions)

maura, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 15:35 (seven months ago) Permalink

my single is being released in January as originally tweeted. Nothing’s changed. I’ll anounce when I’m ready, a few days before.

— IGGY AZALEA (@IGGYAZALEA) January 2, 2018

maura, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 15:36 (seven months ago) Permalink

rolling white rap '18

imago, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 15:37 (seven months ago) Permalink

leaves me wondering which Dylan songs can make you cry

President Keyes, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 15:40 (seven months ago) Permalink

how about an igloo australia to go with the cold snap

sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Wednesday, 3 January 2018 15:40 (seven months ago) Permalink

yess

maura, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 15:41 (seven months ago) Permalink

technically 2017 but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXyLdg4mJxo

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Monday, 15 January 2018 15:10 (seven months ago) Permalink

Even Dylan would be rolling his eyes at that quote.

Dan Worsley, Monday, 15 January 2018 15:27 (seven months ago) Permalink

that video cracks me up because he's screaming I'M STANDING HERE NA-KED when he is sitting there, fully clothed.

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 15 January 2018 15:57 (seven months ago) Permalink

Congratulations to ilxor Karl "Post" Malone on his smash hit song rockstar!

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 18:51 (seven months ago) Permalink

Hey now

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 16 January 2018 19:00 (seven months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

This year’s entry for rock band slapped together by central casting.
https://youtu.be/Wsm0xo-sA5I

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Saturday, 3 February 2018 02:35 (six months ago) Permalink

Sounds like Collective Soul.

skip, Saturday, 3 February 2018 03:11 (six months ago) Permalink

"Saw these guys open for Nickelback a while ago and was pretty impressed! Their drummer had so much energy on stage and I liked how they interacted with the crowd"

skip, Saturday, 3 February 2018 03:12 (six months ago) Permalink

Made it to 0:25

billstevejim, Saturday, 3 February 2018 07:15 (six months ago) Permalink

I often wonder what sincere, tearful "Bob Dylan" nitwits like Post Malone are talking about certainly not the hermetic cryptic weirdo funnyman I've loved all these years

bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 3 February 2018 15:05 (six months ago) Permalink

Does this count? https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/05/opinion/dating-metoo.htm

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 05:29 (six months ago) Permalink

Dammit https://nyti.ms/2GRSt0W

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 05:29 (six months ago) Permalink

Clicked the link without realizing I had my sound turned off, but immediately saw ukulele and smirking and didn't even bother trying to listen to it.

iCloudius (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 05:31 (six months ago) Permalink

Please watch the video, sicko.

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 05:36 (six months ago) Permalink

OK, I did. Exactly as unfunny and annoying as I expected. The only thing that made me laugh a bit was the guy's mild resemblance to a young Rodney Dangerfield.

iCloudius (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 05:44 (six months ago) Permalink

I like Chloe x Halle but this is not good, their own personal "New Americana":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsnyz__pc5M

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:48 (six months ago) Permalink

This isn't good, but "New Americana" is an awfully low bar.

Dangleballs and the Ballerina (cryptosicko), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:24 (six months ago) Permalink

yeah, i don't even mind the kids are alright honestly
tbh if i hadn't known it was cxh going into it, i might feel different tho

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:45 (six months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OOq2mc6xqE

maura, Thursday, 15 February 2018 17:24 (six months ago) Permalink

this really sums up everything bad about the late 2010s. all it needs is the imagine dragons guy snarling on backup

maura, Thursday, 15 February 2018 17:26 (six months ago) Permalink

didn't really believe that was a JB cover until i hit play; the fucking nerve of some people

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 15 February 2018 18:29 (six months ago) Permalink

barf

vicious almond beliefs (crüt), Thursday, 15 February 2018 18:34 (six months ago) Permalink

let's take a super fun James Brown song but take out everything that is funky and cool and vibrant about it and replace it with a lifeless beat and an uncharismatic frontperson

vicious almond beliefs (crüt), Thursday, 15 February 2018 18:43 (six months ago) Permalink

Trying to imagine the hypothetical human being who would enjoy this song is even more difficult than trying to imagine the hypothetical human being who would still care about the 50 Shades series three movies in.

Dangleballs and the Ballerina (cryptosicko), Thursday, 15 February 2018 18:50 (six months ago) Permalink

This has been compared to Neiked's "Sexual" but this is like the worst possible outcome of that song's impact:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJahHkGD0YI

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 21:20 (six months ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZla1ttZHaw

in which mr. dicky fantasizes about how wonderful it would be to be able to say the n-word if he were black

dyl, Friday, 16 March 2018 14:40 (five months ago) Permalink

this song came on in my lyft last night and it filled me with rage

it was also a 'world premiere' on the iheart hip-hop station. happy bankruptcy you fucking motherfuckers

maura, Friday, 16 March 2018 14:56 (five months ago) Permalink

That video is a hate crime.

Dangleballs and the Ballerina (cryptosicko), Friday, 16 March 2018 16:32 (five months ago) Permalink

that's the dude from american vandal at the beginning?

na (NA), Friday, 16 March 2018 16:37 (five months ago) Permalink

who collaborated with the dicks

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Friday, 16 March 2018 16:49 (five months ago) Permalink

“I’m Kendall Jenner / I got a vagina / I’m gonna explore that right now / Holy s— I got a vagina / I’m gonna learn / I’m gonna understand the inner workings of a woman,” the 22-year-old Keeping Up with the Kardashians star raps as Lil Dicky.

http://people.com/music/ed-sheeran-kendall-jenner-backlash-chris-brown-music-video/

maura, Saturday, 17 March 2018 12:51 (five months ago) Permalink

I was waiting for "Freaky Friday" to pop up here.

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:20 (five months ago) Permalink

Fictionalized nice guy version of Chris brown wishes all his troubles would just go away, lil dicky wishes he had Chris brown's level of credibility. Magic Asian makes their dreams come true. Worse than I imagined from reading about it.

omar little, Saturday, 17 March 2018 18:34 (five months ago) Permalink

hobo johnson

https://youtu.be/5MIVvnQHxeM

difficult to watch

na (NA), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:07 (five months ago) Permalink

https://youtu.be/1slMsfR5eJQ

https://youtu.be/fB5dyNMNdT8

na (NA), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:08 (five months ago) Permalink

the concept seems to be bringing the concept of quiet-loud dynamics to gross white-boy rap; ie alternating between mumbling and YELLING for no reason

na (NA), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:09 (five months ago) Permalink

havent been able to get more than ten seconds into this but can someone please tell me what the fuck this shit is

https://youtu.be/JaOabnTaYdA

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:07 (four months ago) Permalink

didn't listen but i did see someone call it 'twenty one pilots for kids who listen to the front bottoms'

maura, Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:27 (four months ago) Permalink

me at the beginning of this thread: "lol, terrible, thanks guys, needed a laugh today"

me after watching that hobo johnson video: "we must exterminate the white race"

Paul Ponzi, Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:51 (four months ago) Permalink

Those Hobo Johnson videos are from 2016.

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:56 (four months ago) Permalink

this one is new

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MIVvnQHxeM

maura, Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:03 (four months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJtymKPrSuQ

sleepingbag, Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:10 (four months ago) Permalink

that song is apparently from 2016...

https://hiskind.com/swedens-angie-on-mental-health-controversy-and-sexuality-in-music/

maura, Tuesday, 5 June 2018 14:02 (two months ago) Permalink

Mental health is another topic usually shielded from pop music and, as a young person myself, seeing someone like yourself addressing mental health feels incredibly refreshed and necessary. Why do you think it is still considered a taboo topic in music?
Suicidal thoughts is my biggest inspiration I think. I think suicidal thoughts are more common than you think and I want people to know that. Things can look so damn sparkly on the internet but behind all that most people are terrified of everything.

maura, Tuesday, 5 June 2018 14:03 (two months ago) Permalink

lol @ that song/video

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Tuesday, 5 June 2018 17:26 (two months ago) Permalink

oh yeah that's def 2016, didn't even check since it showed in my recommended videos (what have I been doing on yt) and just assumed it was new

the song is perhaps not that horrible, just sounds like a very contrived Uffie pastiche, and it def sounds like they did not put in much effort (maybe they should have just asked someone for help with the lyrics/structure, I mean it sounds like something you come up with after getting high or on a night on the town, but then you take that "idea" and work with it) anyway sry for the 2016 derail

niels, Tuesday, 5 June 2018 22:23 (two months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zokn4WDPcHE

how's life, Sunday, 10 June 2018 01:43 (two months ago) Permalink

Watching this awful video definitely enhances the experience of listening to this awful song.

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Sunday, 10 June 2018 14:18 (two months ago) Permalink

I think we have a winner ;_;

so tasteless, a fair bit worse than that horrible Albatros single even

niels, Monday, 11 June 2018 06:36 (two months ago) Permalink

oh....my god. that video

monotony, Monday, 11 June 2018 12:41 (two months ago) Permalink

Hahaha, OMG

It makes "Smoke Weed, Eat Pussy Everyday" look like a pop masterpiece in comparison!

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Monday, 11 June 2018 19:13 (two months ago) Permalink

It's a novelty song, what did you expect? There are far worse offenders.

pomenitul, Monday, 11 June 2018 19:20 (two months ago) Permalink

Well I hope they keep being posted here!

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Monday, 11 June 2018 19:23 (two months ago) Permalink

This would've easily won the last Eurovision

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 11 June 2018 19:35 (two months ago) Permalink

There's worst as in hilariously bad, like this, then there's worst as in indicative of everything that's wrong with the world, like the lil dicky song.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 11 June 2018 20:17 (two months ago) Permalink

this song is bad but it also rules, in the way all halloween songs do

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 19:05 (two months ago) Permalink

I can't believe I used to like this band. Then again, Suffer turns 30 this year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hES9IBTPbcw

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 17:12 (two months ago) Permalink

lmao that it accidentally evokes that "we love our cops" song

Simon H., Wednesday, 20 June 2018 17:15 (two months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiAuAJBZuGs

How old do you have to be before dressing and acting like a 16 year old becomes an embarrassment? 28 is definitely pushing it.

triggercut, Sunday, 1 July 2018 03:44 (one month ago) Permalink

The question i have is this was make on a real supermarket ? 😂with she walking on the fridges 2:55 and all the random people buying stuff

niels, Sunday, 1 July 2018 13:10 (one month ago) Permalink

There's a fine line, really? I was trying to figure out who Tessa Violet reminded me of, and then when they showed a close-up of her face and I saw the circles-under-her-eyes, I realized I was thinking of Khaela Maricich/The Blow, circa 2006

I like when women who are closer to 30 (or 40) sing about teenage-y shit like crushes, idk, it flies in the face of what is supposed to be expected of women-in-the-public-eye and I liked it when Liz Phair did it and I like it when The Blow did it and I like this Tessa Violet song too (tho not as much as the former artists)

flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 1 July 2018 13:44 (one month ago) Permalink

Honestly the five songs off the new Drake album that I heard last night were worse than anything in this thread

Even that Albatraoz stuff has its charm for me, it makes me feel like I'm in a car full of Serbians

flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 1 July 2018 13:46 (one month ago) Permalink

Drake is truly one of the pinnacles of eat-what-you're-given normie horseshit that passes for culture atm

imago, Sunday, 1 July 2018 14:45 (one month ago) Permalink

Sheeran being possible nadir, sure, but one among several

imago, Sunday, 1 July 2018 14:57 (one month ago) Permalink

post malone and chainsmokers are the twinned nadir

maura, Sunday, 1 July 2018 15:35 (one month ago) Permalink

Yeah I was thinking of them too

imago, Sunday, 1 July 2018 16:51 (one month ago) Permalink

post chainsmokers era is upon us

maura, Monday, 9 July 2018 23:03 (one month ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gblXgFi-DGI

maura, Friday, 27 July 2018 22:56 (three weeks ago) Permalink

yeesh

niels, Monday, 30 July 2018 17:02 (three weeks ago) Permalink

what the fuck is this shit

https://youtu.be/qzFXcUKOsYo

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 1 August 2018 18:20 (two weeks ago) Permalink

a song from 2014, apparently

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 18:25 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Surprised this hasn't been posted here yet. Too obvious?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4c7EE8_IX0

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Saturday, 11 August 2018 15:38 (one week ago) Permalink

Ha, I was wondering if anything Toto or Weezer related had popped up in this thread yet!

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 11 August 2018 16:11 (one week ago) Permalink

omg

empire bro-lesque (morrisp), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 18:38 (five days ago) Permalink

jesus

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 18:41 (five days ago) Permalink

Stay away from today’s kids, Paul!

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 18:43 (five days ago) Permalink

this is amazing because of the sheer number of axes it is bad on

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 18:43 (five days ago) Permalink

at least this is making me feel a bit better abt the new 1975 song in comparison

lowercase (eric), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 18:55 (five days ago) Permalink

I forwarded it to a (Paul-loving) friend; he commented that the beat/chord progression reminds him of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMXuuYnoRdI

empire bro-lesque (morrisp), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 18:55 (five days ago) Permalink

time to rerun the solo beatles poll

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 19:33 (five days ago) Permalink

i think we can just put this at no. 1 and bump everything down one notch

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 19:35 (five days ago) Permalink

yeah this is horrible

disappointment plays a part

niels, Thursday, 16 August 2018 08:04 (four days ago) Permalink

It's a definite 'how do you do fellow kids' moment but not THAT bad as a tune. Like, I think it'd be a sweet little ditty if not for the awful title/conclusion of the chorus.

triggercut, Thursday, 16 August 2018 12:34 (four days ago) Permalink

It's like Galway Girl but worse

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 16 August 2018 13:45 (four days ago) Permalink

great day for George people

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 16 August 2018 14:03 (four days ago) Permalink

george was a big fan of Brute Force's "King of Fuh" and got it issued on the Apple label. i haven't heard this new song because my life is hard enough without my going out of my way to torture myself but i'm going to postulate that paul's new song can't be _that_ much worse.

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Thursday, 16 August 2018 14:09 (four days ago) Permalink

is there a worst merch thread

Let it be known that my most embarrassing son, big boy sex-haver Zayn Malik, has the WORST fucking piece of merch I've ever seen for sale on his website pic.twitter.com/STEBeQqFp1

— Whitney Reynolds (@whitneyarner) August 16, 2018

maura, Friday, 17 August 2018 00:30 (three days ago) Permalink

finally figured out what the Macca song reminds me of:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=len+steal+my+sunshine

+ Ryan Tedder

Paul Ponzi, Friday, 17 August 2018 12:34 (three days ago) Permalink

I don't know who "grandson" is but jesus he's like a compendium of irritating 00s vocal tics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sld6Iik_yhc&feature=youtu.be

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 August 2018 17:38 (three days ago) Permalink

lol why does he move around the stage like that

J0rdan S., Friday, 17 August 2018 18:56 (three days ago) Permalink


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