Taylor Swift Glitchy Snake Gifs thread 2017 - Reputation

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— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) August 21, 2017

how's life, Monday, 21 August 2017 15:06 (one year ago) link

Glitchy snakes and courtroom sketches. What a strange aesthetic this album cycle is bringing.

MarkoP, Monday, 21 August 2017 15:11 (one year ago) link

The fact that Markers left these borads just before all this started cannot be a coincidence imo.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 21 August 2017 15:14 (one year ago) link

lol is she actually going to release music playing off kim kardashian calling her a snake

dyl, Monday, 21 August 2017 15:19 (one year ago) link

the roadhouse is proud to present...."the" taylor swift

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Monday, 21 August 2017 15:43 (one year ago) link

hahaha

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 21 August 2017 15:55 (one year ago) link

You just blew my mind Brad :D

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 21 August 2017 16:20 (one year ago) link

Snakey gif 2:

pic.twitter.com/12Rfi8bso4

— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) August 22, 2017

how's life, Tuesday, 22 August 2017 15:30 (one year ago) link

At this point, I am going to be disappointed if Taylor's new stuff doesn't sound like Demdike Stare.

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 15:32 (one year ago) link

it's probably just going to be jewelry. there are gold chains with that pattern. and the song is called "timeless" which i'm sure some bullshit jewelry company uses as a slogan. maybe bulgari?

i'm most curious about how she's going to adapt to pop radio being allergic to women with distinctive voices. the 50 shades song felt like a test of the waters on that front.

maura, Tuesday, 22 August 2017 15:58 (one year ago) link

It's going to be a perfume called Snake Oil, duh.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 August 2017 15:59 (one year ago) link

nice to see taylor swift has cornered the market on "GIFs you find on old multimedia spam CDs from like 1995"

sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 16:01 (one year ago) link

between this and the kesha album cover it's been a weird set of associations dredged up

sick, fucking funny, and well tasty (katherine), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 16:02 (one year ago) link

We have title

pic.twitter.com/xMBBukfZPs

— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) August 23, 2017

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 16:51 (one year ago) link

what the http://i.imgur.com/4LECykW.jpg

just another (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 16:52 (one year ago) link

the role of taylor swift will be played by kirsten dunst

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 16:55 (one year ago) link

Sorry. But this album will always be called 'Glitchy Snake Gifs' to me.

cajunsunday, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 16:56 (one year ago) link

I'd like to know more about that midget.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 17:00 (one year ago) link

It's too bad we just did a pre-cover cause this reeks of New Jersey

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 17:01 (one year ago) link

*checks SF giants world series odds*

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 17:01 (one year ago) link

this might be insensitive, but if this is where her life's at where she felt this would be the most interesting direction she could've gone in, then, uh, yikes

joshywinty (josh), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 17:03 (one year ago) link

Part of the pivot to video strategy includes replacing all text with the name TAYLOR SWIFT pic.twitter.com/CqzJlDsrgb

— Tricia Gilbride (@tricia_gilbride) August 23, 2017

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 17:06 (one year ago) link

Considering the font, this had better be Taylor's pass at Mercyful Fate.

how's life, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 17:06 (one year ago) link

early prediction is that she loves joni mitchell so much that she skipped right to making her own dog eat dog

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 17:07 (one year ago) link

Does that mean on her next album she'll be doing a video duet with Billy Idol?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 17:09 (one year ago) link

early prediction is that she loves joni mitchell so much that she skipped right to making her own dog eat dog

― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson),

you just wanna see those Dolby synclavier credits

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 17:16 (one year ago) link

her wet look 'do' reminds me of Diana's on the cover of 'Diana'.. the Chic-produced one.

piscesx, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 18:11 (one year ago) link

Someone let me know if she uses "Because my ass is on the back of my body" as a lyric

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 18:23 (one year ago) link

would you settle for "I can't make my front turn into an ass"

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 18:25 (one year ago) link

my prediction is that this album will be good because taylor swift tends to produce good music

k3vin k., Wednesday, 23 August 2017 19:53 (one year ago) link

otm ^

alpine static, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 20:07 (one year ago) link

until then, the tryhard backlash of the century

alpine static, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 20:08 (one year ago) link

yeah there will be dumb stuff online

k3vin k., Wednesday, 23 August 2017 20:15 (one year ago) link

my prediction is that this album will be good because taylor swift tends to produce good music

Unless she decides to make more songs like Shake it Off and Bad Blood, because those were two of the biggest hits from her last album.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 20:31 (one year ago) link

It can be hard to remember that she and Kendrick had a #1 hit, it just sort of disappeared. I still hear "Blank Space" and "Style" on the radio, but not "Bad Blood."

I still hear Bad Blood pretty regularly at the roller rink.

how's life, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 22:23 (one year ago) link

all i can think about is how neil tennant called her "the mrs. thatcher of pop"

joshywinty (josh), Thursday, 24 August 2017 00:07 (one year ago) link

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— James Grebey (@jgrebes) August 23, 2017

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 24 August 2017 02:21 (one year ago) link

I was hoping her taking a break was to clear people's minds of all the annoying kanye/kim bullshit that nobody but the press and fanboys+girls gave a shit about. that way she could come back with something
a little fresh and removed.... instead the vibe is... "guys i am back with some zingers. remember Bad Blood? shit gonna get real snarky but in a slightly sad and ineffectual way"

jamiesummerz, Thursday, 24 August 2017 09:54 (one year ago) link

lol at that crj one

niels, Thursday, 24 August 2017 11:39 (one year ago) link

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES SWIFTY A HEALTH GOTH apparently

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 24 August 2017 11:54 (one year ago) link

lol at that crj one

― niels, Thursday, August 24, 2017 7:39 AM (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idgi

johnny crunch, Thursday, 24 August 2017 12:02 (one year ago) link

Interesting read focusing on her album launches since 2010 and what's changed:

https://cultural-learnings.com/2017/08/24/erasing-herself-from-the-narrative-taylor-swift-and-the-absence-of-intimacy-in-the-launch-of-reputation/

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 24 August 2017 13:37 (one year ago) link

I know she's done stuff like "Mean" in the past but I'm hoping Swifty's savvy enough not to make an entire album about the Perils of Celebrity. I don't need to hear her Yeezus.

evol j, Thursday, 24 August 2017 16:57 (one year ago) link

is this the Kinsey scale pic.twitter.com/x4Y00i9nbJ

— anna (@waltdisknee) August 23, 2017

lol

j., Thursday, 24 August 2017 17:05 (one year ago) link

The CGI is really amazing in this video, very pretty production values

I don't see a marked difference between this and any of her singles 1989 onward

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 26 April 2019 14:13 (two months ago) link

what is with the painting of the dixie chicks

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Friday, 26 April 2019 14:13 (two months ago) link

like i know the lyrics say "lots of cool chicks" at the point where we see it but why tho

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Friday, 26 April 2019 14:14 (two months ago) link

In fact, I appreciate the snare-focused production stuff, it's interesting and silly and totally OK

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 26 April 2019 14:14 (two months ago) link

I'm going to my son's preschool festival tomorrow and fully expect a Kids Bop version of this to be playing there

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Friday, 26 April 2019 14:14 (two months ago) link

The video is like, what we gave Meghan Trainor too much money and too much power?

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 26 April 2019 14:15 (two months ago) link

lmao

buttigieg play the blues (crüt), Friday, 26 April 2019 14:15 (two months ago) link

xxxxpost Dixie Chicks (or just Maines) supposedly guests on new TS album

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Friday, 26 April 2019 14:16 (two months ago) link

can someone delete this new song so i don't have to hear it playing anywhere

buttigieg play the blues (crüt), Friday, 26 April 2019 14:16 (two months ago) link

I liked "Shake It Off," despised "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together," liked "Look What You Made Me Do," and this is... fine.

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Friday, 26 April 2019 14:20 (two months ago) link

also obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clX7lOGtpa8

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Friday, 26 April 2019 14:21 (two months ago) link

This song sounds like someone tried to do one of those ultimate-lifeform cloning experiments by cross-pollinating “Roar” and “Fight Song” and every other Lite FM inspiro-pop standard and, like, it was a success, but the result is still in that creepy early stage you see with artificial creatures in movies where it doesn’t fully understand its power yet and can’t, like, stand on its own (which I guess is analogous here to having the most basic of all chord progressions)
I’m guessing by later this month it will have escaped its lab and witnessed some example of human cruelty that turns it against us as a species, at which point, like, sorry, we’re done for

You can't see it but I had an epiphany (Champiness), Friday, 26 April 2019 14:25 (two months ago) link

Oh yeah, Brendon Urie really looks like he's having lots of fun in this, and is not as bad as I thought he would be when reading that he'd be on the song.

triggercut, Friday, 26 April 2019 14:32 (two months ago) link

xpost Are you saying that we have reached the Singularity?

Brendon Urie always looks like he is having fun, because he is Peak Theatre Kid and it looks like Taylor can't stop making cheap-seats faces, either.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 April 2019 14:35 (two months ago) link

brendon did a ton of vines (as above), he's in his element

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Friday, 26 April 2019 14:40 (two months ago) link

lmao "hey man you guys really looked you were having fun up there" - now we're reaching for "just saw your coworker's terrible band and you have to say something nice" level comments

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 26 April 2019 14:48 (two months ago) link

Is there really a 'me' in 'team'? This seems debatable.

jmm, Friday, 26 April 2019 14:51 (two months ago) link

the deterioration of her lyrics remains depressing to me but i eventually grew to kinda love reputation including "look what you made me do," it is very good at being what it is

hoping for a similar feeling about this one in two years i guess

american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 26 April 2019 14:59 (two months ago) link

reputation is a pretty great album its pre-release singles notwithstanding. i just felt like she had wrung everything she could from the post-skrillex pop template she settled on w max martin & shellback but this is pretty close to my worst nightmare of what she would turn to next

J0rdan S., Friday, 26 April 2019 15:07 (two months ago) link

like, do we need to crowdfund $20 million or something for her to just go ahead and make like a sheryl crow or bonnie raitt album? what's going on here

J0rdan S., Friday, 26 April 2019 15:08 (two months ago) link

instead of this new one i would like to talk about how "don't blame me" is one of her very best songs

american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 26 April 2019 15:09 (two months ago) link

this is the first time she's sounded manic and desperate, like someone pleading for her life; she could've titled it "You Must Love Me."

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 26 April 2019 15:13 (two months ago) link

these TS first singles are feeling more and more like Eminem's reaching-for-relevancy first singles

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Friday, 26 April 2019 15:38 (two months ago) link

Without Me?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 April 2019 15:40 (two months ago) link

this is terrible and it loses even more points for making me google who Jojo Siwa is.

akm, Friday, 26 April 2019 16:11 (two months ago) link

Je soo-way calme.

hot dog go to bathroom (cajunsunday), Friday, 26 April 2019 16:40 (two months ago) link

I mean, my accent isn't always the greatest, esp first thing in the morning, and I don't think they're horrendous for non-native speakers; I just don't get the point of using non-French-speaking pop stars to do... whatever it is they're doing there.

All along there is the sound of feedback (Sund4r), Friday, 26 April 2019 17:01 (two months ago) link

There are two ‘me’s in meme.

byebyepride, Friday, 26 April 2019 17:03 (two months ago) link

this is the first time she's sounded manic and desperate, like someone pleading for her life; she could've titled it "You Must Love Me."

otm, and my very mature response to this is song is: thank u, next

breastcrawl, Friday, 26 April 2019 17:18 (two months ago) link

i don't mind this but i also think everything panic at the disco touches is inherently dumb as balls and i don't know why she'd work with that guy when there are *waves arms around* all them other boys to work with

Like brandon flowers is AROUND

Oh weird this whole time I thought it was that dude from Ugly Betty

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 26 April 2019 20:52 (two months ago) link

Taylor Swift in Terrible Taste In Dudes SHOCKAH!

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 26 April 2019 21:12 (two months ago) link

Song is bad. But also, Taylor takedowns are bad.

DT, Friday, 26 April 2019 23:18 (two months ago) link

I have nothing against Brandon Urie but I'm allergic to the kids'-movie blandly inspirational vibe

Simon H., Friday, 26 April 2019 23:56 (two months ago) link

This track is hella forced. And I like all her pop shit.

get your hand outta my pocket universe (morrisp), Saturday, 27 April 2019 04:13 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

new album is called lover, out aug 23, 18 tracks (sigh)

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 13 June 2019 20:49 (one month ago) link

guess we should start a new thread?

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 13 June 2019 20:49 (one month ago) link

Go to town.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 June 2019 20:52 (one month ago) link

according to the eight year old daughter of some friends, Taylor Swift is "old" and also "bad" and Billie Eilish is both cool and good.

omar little, Thursday, 13 June 2019 20:54 (one month ago) link

8 yo's otm

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 June 2019 20:57 (one month ago) link

Billie Eilish will be old and bad by August

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 13 June 2019 21:06 (one month ago) link

she was apparently backstage at The National last night (lol?)

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 13 June 2019 22:51 (one month ago) link

Billie or Taylor?

groovypanda, Friday, 14 June 2019 10:13 (one month ago) link

New track out today too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWtfOHBF1_w

groovypanda, Friday, 14 June 2019 10:20 (one month ago) link

because shade never made anyone less gay?

Mordy, Friday, 14 June 2019 16:59 (one month ago) link

TAYLA SWIFF #LOVER track list LEAKED:
1. Wooo, Bitch!
2. HAWNEY
3. Okurnt! feat. Cardi
4. Ble$$
5. Shantay Away!
6. YAZ! feat. JVN
7. I Do Poppers
8. GAY RIGHTS!!! feat. Ann Dowd
9. Buttigieg2020
10. FAG PALZ feat. Katy Perry
11. ME!
12. TRANS!
13. U Need To Calm Down
12. Karlie.

— Matt Rogers (@MattRogersTho) June 14, 2019

... (Eazy), Saturday, 15 June 2019 00:59 (one month ago) link

the video of excerpts is pretty priceless

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 15 June 2019 10:07 (one month ago) link


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