Taylor Swift Glitchy Snake Gifs thread 2017 - Reputation

https://twitter.com/taylorswift13

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— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) August 21, 2017

Glitchy snakes and courtroom sketches. What a strange aesthetic this album cycle is bringing.

The fact that Markers left these borads just before all this started cannot be a coincidence imo.

lol is she actually going to release music playing off kim kardashian calling her a snake

the roadhouse is proud to present...."the" taylor swift

hahaha

You just blew my mind Brad :D

Snakey gif 2:

pic.twitter.com/12Rfi8bso4

— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) August 22, 2017

At this point, I am going to be disappointed if Taylor's new stuff doesn't sound like Demdike Stare.

it's probably just going to be jewelry. there are gold chains with that pattern. and the song is called "timeless" which i'm sure some bullshit jewelry company uses as a slogan. maybe bulgari?

i'm most curious about how she's going to adapt to pop radio being allergic to women with distinctive voices. the 50 shades song felt like a test of the waters on that front.

It's going to be a perfume called Snake Oil, duh.

nice to see taylor swift has cornered the market on "GIFs you find on old multimedia spam CDs from like 1995"

between this and the kesha album cover it's been a weird set of associations dredged up

We have title

pic.twitter.com/xMBBukfZPs

— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) August 23, 2017

what the http://i.imgur.com/4LECykW.jpg

the role of taylor swift will be played by kirsten dunst

Sorry. But this album will always be called 'Glitchy Snake Gifs' to me.

https://img.discogs.com/uk3khACZ6mND3Zuts3wR5cb6L74=/fit-in/589x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1647920-1293249041.jpeg.jpg

I'd like to know more about that midget.

Also if we're going this route

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0068/0042/products/081227977764.sml_0dffa3e7-ca6f-4d2c-9e31-844c157a60d3.jpg?v=1469056955

It's too bad we just did a pre-cover cause this reeks of New Jersey

*checks SF giants world series odds*

this might be insensitive, but if this is where her life's at where she felt this would be the most interesting direction she could've gone in, then, uh, yikes

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/Gail_Ann_Dorsey_-_The_Corporate_World.jpg

Part of the pivot to video strategy includes replacing all text with the name TAYLOR SWIFT pic.twitter.com/CqzJlDsrgb

— Tricia Gilbride (@tricia_gilbride) August 23, 2017

Considering the font, this had better be Taylor's pass at Mercyful Fate.

early prediction is that she loves joni mitchell so much that she skipped right to making her own dog eat dog

Does that mean on her next album she'll be doing a video duet with Billy Idol?

early prediction is that she loves joni mitchell so much that she skipped right to making her own dog eat dog

― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson),

you just wanna see those Dolby synclavier credits

her wet look 'do' reminds me of Diana's on the cover of 'Diana'.. the Chic-produced one.

Someone let me know if she uses "Because my ass is on the back of my body" as a lyric

would you settle for "I can't make my front turn into an ass"

my prediction is that this album will be good because taylor swift tends to produce good music

otm ^

until then, the tryhard backlash of the century

yeah there will be dumb stuff online

my prediction is that this album will be good because taylor swift tends to produce good music

Unless she decides to make more songs like Shake it Off and Bad Blood, because those were two of the biggest hits from her last album.

It can be hard to remember that she and Kendrick had a #1 hit, it just sort of disappeared. I still hear "Blank Space" and "Style" on the radio, but not "Bad Blood."

I still hear Bad Blood pretty regularly at the roller rink.

all i can think about is how neil tennant called her "the mrs. thatcher of pop"

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— James Grebey (@jgrebes) August 23, 2017

I was hoping her taking a break was to clear people's minds of all the annoying kanye/kim bullshit that nobody but the press and fanboys+girls gave a shit about. that way she could come back with something
a little fresh and removed.... instead the vibe is... "guys i am back with some zingers. remember Bad Blood? shit gonna get real snarky but in a slightly sad and ineffectual way"

https://www.jbhifi.com.au/FileLibrary/ProductResources/Images/142060-L-LO.jpg

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lol at that crj one

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES SWIFTY A HEALTH GOTH apparently

lol at that crj one

― niels, Thursday, August 24, 2017 7:39 AM (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idgi

Interesting read focusing on her album launches since 2010 and what's changed:

https://cultural-learnings.com/2017/08/24/erasing-herself-from-the-narrative-taylor-swift-and-the-absence-of-intimacy-in-the-launch-of-reputation/

I know she's done stuff like "Mean" in the past but I'm hoping Swifty's savvy enough not to make an entire album about the Perils of Celebrity. I don't need to hear her Yeezus.

is this the Kinsey scale pic.twitter.com/x4Y00i9nbJ

— anna (@waltdisknee) August 23, 2017

lol

The CGI is really amazing in this video, very pretty production values

I don't see a marked difference between this and any of her singles 1989 onward

what is with the painting of the dixie chicks

like i know the lyrics say "lots of cool chicks" at the point where we see it but why tho

In fact, I appreciate the snare-focused production stuff, it's interesting and silly and totally OK

I'm going to my son's preschool festival tomorrow and fully expect a Kids Bop version of this to be playing there

The video is like, what we gave Meghan Trainor too much money and too much power?

lmao

xxxxpost Dixie Chicks (or just Maines) supposedly guests on new TS album

can someone delete this new song so i don't have to hear it playing anywhere

I liked "Shake It Off," despised "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together," liked "Look What You Made Me Do," and this is... fine.

also obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clX7lOGtpa8

This song sounds like someone tried to do one of those ultimate-lifeform cloning experiments by cross-pollinating “Roar” and “Fight Song” and every other Lite FM inspiro-pop standard and, like, it was a success, but the result is still in that creepy early stage you see with artificial creatures in movies where it doesn’t fully understand its power yet and can’t, like, stand on its own (which I guess is analogous here to having the most basic of all chord progressions)
I’m guessing by later this month it will have escaped its lab and witnessed some example of human cruelty that turns it against us as a species, at which point, like, sorry, we’re done for

Oh yeah, Brendon Urie really looks like he's having lots of fun in this, and is not as bad as I thought he would be when reading that he'd be on the song.

xpost Are you saying that we have reached the Singularity?

Brendon Urie always looks like he is having fun, because he is Peak Theatre Kid and it looks like Taylor can't stop making cheap-seats faces, either.

brendon did a ton of vines (as above), he's in his element

lmao "hey man you guys really looked you were having fun up there" - now we're reaching for "just saw your coworker's terrible band and you have to say something nice" level comments

Is there really a 'me' in 'team'? This seems debatable.

the deterioration of her lyrics remains depressing to me but i eventually grew to kinda love reputation including "look what you made me do," it is very good at being what it is

hoping for a similar feeling about this one in two years i guess

reputation is a pretty great album its pre-release singles notwithstanding. i just felt like she had wrung everything she could from the post-skrillex pop template she settled on w max martin & shellback but this is pretty close to my worst nightmare of what she would turn to next

like, do we need to crowdfund $20 million or something for her to just go ahead and make like a sheryl crow or bonnie raitt album? what's going on here

instead of this new one i would like to talk about how "don't blame me" is one of her very best songs

this is the first time she's sounded manic and desperate, like someone pleading for her life; she could've titled it "You Must Love Me."

these TS first singles are feeling more and more like Eminem's reaching-for-relevancy first singles

Without Me?

this is terrible and it loses even more points for making me google who Jojo Siwa is.

Je soo-way calme.

I mean, my accent isn't always the greatest, esp first thing in the morning, and I don't think they're horrendous for non-native speakers; I just don't get the point of using non-French-speaking pop stars to do... whatever it is they're doing there.

There are two ‘me’s in meme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sotm0zQQhzk

this is the first time she's sounded manic and desperate, like someone pleading for her life; she could've titled it "You Must Love Me."

i don't mind this but i also think everything panic at the disco touches is inherently dumb as balls and i don't know why she'd work with that guy when there are *waves arms around* all them other boys to work with

Like brandon flowers is AROUND

Oh weird this whole time I thought it was that dude from Ugly Betty

Taylor Swift in Terrible Taste In Dudes SHOCKAH!

Song is bad. But also, Taylor takedowns are bad.

I have nothing against Brandon Urie but I'm allergic to the kids'-movie blandly inspirational vibe

This track is hella forced. And I like all her pop shit.

https://mashable.com/article/taylor-swift-new-album-name-theories/?europe=true

new album is called lover, out aug 23, 18 tracks (sigh)

guess we should start a new thread?

Go to town.

according to the eight year old daughter of some friends, Taylor Swift is "old" and also "bad" and Billie Eilish is both cool and good.

8 yo's otm

Billie Eilish will be old and bad by August

she was apparently backstage at The National last night (lol?)

Billie or Taylor?

New track out today too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWtfOHBF1_w

because shade never made anyone less gay?

TAYLA SWIFF #LOVER track list LEAKED:
1. Wooo, Bitch!
2. HAWNEY
3. Okurnt! feat. Cardi
4. Ble$$
5. Shantay Away!
6. YAZ! feat. JVN
7. I Do Poppers
8. GAY RIGHTS!!! feat. Ann Dowd
9. Buttigieg2020
10. FAG PALZ feat. Katy Perry
11. ME!
12. TRANS!
13. U Need To Calm Down
12. Karlie.

— Matt Rogers (@MattRogersTho) June 14, 2019

the video of excerpts is pretty priceless