What is the worst rock band name ever?

Butthole Surfers
Limp Bizkit

Fat Chick From Wilson Philips
Jon Cougar Concentration Camp

For me, nothing matches the sheer punchability of Shpongle

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Strictly more bland crossover country-pop than rock, but Lady Antebellum is a strong contender.

T/S Lady A vs The Chicks

The other thread on this subject was also revived recently:

Worst Band Names

Still annoyed with The Dixie Chicks for stealing the name of / effectively erasing Chicks.

Dogs Die In Hot Cars

I mean what else was on the shortlist for the vote?

maybe Humpy Bong or the Butts Band

haven't heard the name dogs die etc for years but it always upset me, you have to be a real arsehole to want that image to accompany all of your music

I used to hate Wet Leg, Dry Cleaning and Pissed Jeans all because of their names -- and then I heard their respective music, and love them all.

Name I'll never abide by:
- Car Seat Headrest (I mean, seriously, fuck you!)
- Diarrhea Planet (again, go fuck yourselves)
- King Gizzard and the blah blah fuck off back to Dr. Seussville with that bullshit.
- Deer Tick (eww)
- Deerhoof (yawn)
- American Football (please go die)

that this thread is 21 years old but no-one has mentioned dumpy's rusty nuts yet is a crime tbh

It's a better name than Porridge Radio.

- American Football (please go die)
― Alex in NYC

Mike Kinsella from American Football is very much alive and well and in a new band called....

Their / They're / There

I used to hate Wet Leg, Dry Cleaning and Pissed Jeans all because of their names.

...or maybe it was because of an embarrassing incident in your past?

::::rimshot:::::

the Beatles is pretty dumb

Still annoyed with The Dixie Chicks for stealing the name of / effectively erasing Chicks.

― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length)

^^^^

Harvard (aka HRVRD)

I used to hate Wet Leg, Dry Cleaning and Pissed Jeans all because of their names.

These guys really need to do a shared tour

Big Head Todd and the Monsters

Pink Cream 69

which is fucked up cos now they're all in their 50s/60s and still performing under that name

In a similar vein, Bed Wettin' Bad Boys is one of the worst name but also hilarious and they are good so I have to give them a pass

(xpost in a similar piss-drenched vein, I mean)

that this thread is 21 years old but no-one has mentioned dumpy's rusty nuts yet is a crime tbh

Re:piss. I bought the Yellow River Boys album thinking it was going to a be a pleasant album of Chinese folk tunes…

uhhhhh

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
(saw them open for the Jesus Lizard in the 90s)

Re: Dumpy's Rusty Nuts

Main guy is called Graham "Dumpy" Dunnell
The music and look is based around old-school Brit biker culture
"Rusty nuts" is a double entendre referencing both poorly maintained motorbike parts and rarely used sexual apparatus
Hence Dumpy has both a potentially dangerous vehicle AND isn't getting any

So in many ways this is closer to the best rock band name ever, rather than the worst.
Hope it all makes sense now!

uhhhhh

Garcia People’s
Drive by Truckers

Five Finger Death Punch

Saw it on a t-shirt the other day for the millionth time but for some reason it just struck me... DEF LEPPARD is a truly terrible name for a band...

Slint.

The correct answer is Slint.

Stunned to realize that neither Umphrey's McGee nor əkoostik hookah have been mentioned yet itt. I consider both band names to be acts of violence.

Shpongle

This made me laugh a lot, I love it

also Bathtub Shitter, but it's also one of the best ones simultaneously

my friend's wife grew up in Youngstown, OH and years ago, when i had a fb acct, her little brother excitedly wrote on her wall "hey sis! i got us costumes for Shpongle!"

i legit thought that's what they call Halloween in Ohio for months afterwards, until she told me otherwise.

came here to post king gizzard or w/e but its taken so i will offer:

infected mushroom

I guess (hED)PE is more “horribly formed” than “bad”. I should have started a new thread.

the jam band world is littered with terrible names (apologies to those already covered by astute ilxors):

Deep Banana Blackout
The Disco Biscuits
Dopapod
ekoostik hookah
Goose
Hypnotic Clambake
Leftover Salmon
Pigeons Playing Ping Pong
Shpongle
String Cheese Incident
Twiddle

Rage Against the Machine

genuinely great band name imo

Spoon

genuinely great band name imo

Fucking awful imo, but then again I hated their music too. The Clash without the wit.

i just encountered BlueBucksClan

Theory Of A Deadman
Joe Lean And The Jing Jang Jong
The The
Therapy?
Get Cape Wear Cape Fly
Portugal. The Man
Pretty Girls Make Graves

My favorite bad band name is Ralph Macchio And The Steaming Dumps

A local band that was widely derided for having a terrible name (that I always thought was great, imho): Hamburger Hotdog

Bathtub Shitter is an amazing band name.

Fatuous Rump, on the other hand...