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mark s, Friday, 28 April 2017 11:57 (three months ago) Permalink

my faith in ja rule is shattered

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 April 2017 12:02 (three months ago) Permalink

this couldn't be a coordinated viral stunt could it

imago, Friday, 28 April 2017 12:03 (three months ago) Permalink

Tr3vor‏ @trev4president
Replying to @FyreFraud

Here's the dinner they fed us tonight. Literally slices of bread, cheese, and salad with no dressing. #fyrefraud #fyrefestival #dumpsterfyre

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ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 April 2017 12:03 (three months ago) Permalink

this couldn't be a coordinated viral stunt could it

to what end? other than reminding the world of the existence of 'mesmerize' hitmaker ja rule

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 April 2017 12:05 (three months ago) Permalink

this is the only good thing happening right now

ciderpress, Friday, 28 April 2017 12:11 (three months ago) Permalink

Been checking on the feed of this guy:

https://mobile.twitter.com/WNFIV

Who seemed to have had at least some doubts going in, which was wise. (He is still currently stuck in an airport.) I like the planning notebook he found.

https://mobile.twitter.com/WNFIV/status/857821554368970752

https://mobile.twitter.com/WNFIV/status/857826106237497344

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 April 2017 12:13 (three months ago) Permalink

And in terms of who had it right in advance, Vanity Fair lost:

http://www.vanityfair.com/style/2017/04/bella-hadid-emily-ratajkowski-fyre-festival-exumas-bahamas

Observer won:

http://observer.com/2017/04/fyre-festival-supermodel-influencer-promotion-rumors/

And per that link, this account:

https://mobile.twitter.com/FyreFraud

Was calling it back in March.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 April 2017 12:16 (three months ago) Permalink

Ad Homined‏ @Gosunkugi247 31m31 minutes ago

The #fyrefestival is 100% a scam designed to teach ignorant rich kids to care about the refugee crisis.

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 28 April 2017 12:16 (three months ago) Permalink

I bet Eli Roth's fingers are a blur on the keyboard already

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 April 2017 12:25 (three months ago) Permalink

i was gonna follow that with a wanking joke then i realised i was thinking about eli roth jerkin' it and now i just want to leave the planet

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 April 2017 12:31 (three months ago) Permalink

Ja Rule himself hasn't tweeted for a couple of days, so I assume he's on his way to his secret hideout.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 April 2017 12:33 (three months ago) Permalink

L O S T

kinder, Friday, 28 April 2017 12:38 (three months ago) Permalink

in a sense are we not all at fyre festiv

mark s, Friday, 28 April 2017 12:40 (three months ago) Permalink

Nicely skeptical story from the WSJ a couple of weeks back:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/fyre-festival-organizers-push-to-keep-it-from-fizzling-1491130804

I do hope all these people are dying in a tent somewhere:

Tal Alexander, a 30-year-old New York real-estate agent who sells property in the Bahamas, said he and his friends chartered five boats and spent several thousand dollars apiece on VIP tickets to the festival. He said they were looking forward to schmoozing with other jet-setter friends in one of the world’s most beautiful places, and said “a lot of young people on the beach in their bathing suits” was a more appealing scene than festivals set on grass fields.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 April 2017 12:46 (three months ago) Permalink

And apparently Ja Rule's partner was behind this scam as well?

http://www.businessinsider.com/magnises-complaints-from-members-2017-1

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 April 2017 12:50 (three months ago) Permalink

TS: fyre festival vs winter wonderland (various)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/18/article-1358322-02A7EBBD000005DC-504_634x422.jpg

kinder, Friday, 28 April 2017 13:32 (three months ago) Permalink

Mr. Blobby‏ @WorstBlobby

BLOBY IS BALLS DEEP IN 2017

https://twitter.com/WorstBlobby/status/815414995815190528

^^^this tweet holding up

mark s, Friday, 28 April 2017 13:43 (three months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ2deiDKonM

Odysseus, Friday, 28 April 2017 13:46 (three months ago) Permalink

was hoping this was being discussed here

sleeve, Friday, 28 April 2017 14:17 (three months ago) Permalink

aldo, the only person who would have thought to have posted about this by bumping an old ATP thread, posted about this by bumping an old ATP thread

Vlogs from other credible bands such as Shed Seven (DJ Mencap), Friday, 28 April 2017 14:24 (three months ago) Permalink

lol i did actually use the search function before i started this thread, like a good little ilxor, but its telescopes are NOT MITEY ENOUGH to have spotted aldo had got there before me, let alone where

mark s, Friday, 28 April 2017 14:27 (three months ago) Permalink

I am so here for this shitshow.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 28 April 2017 14:29 (three months ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/colortheghost/status/857866707309875200

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 28 April 2017 14:31 (three months ago) Permalink

God dammit I've forgotten how to post properly. Any, that link is good.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 28 April 2017 14:32 (three months ago) Permalink

The official Fyre Festival IG has some amusing statements:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTazOKQBkYU/

Things got off to an unexpected start at day one of Fyre Festival.

FOR THOSE CURRENTLY ON GREAT EXUMA
We are working to comfortably accommodate guests and deliver a great experience. If you have needs, please head to the "BLUE HOUSE" on the main festival site. Security, first aid, and Fyre Festival staff are here to assist immediately, 24/7.

FOR THOSE WITH PENDING TRAVEL TO THE EXUMAS TOMORROW
Due to circumstances beyond our control, and in line with a culture of safety, all inbound charter flights to the Exumas have been canceled. Your ticket and any funds uploaded to your RFID band will be refunded.

Thank you for bearing with us as we work through the growing pains that every first year event experiences. Revised itinerary information will be shared soon for the remainder of this weekend and weekend two.

That was 8 hours back. Half an hour ago:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTboT1KB2Br/

Fyre Festival set out to provide a once-in-a-lifetime musical experience on the islands of Exuma. Due to circumstances beyond our control, we must postpone this experience. We are working tirelessly to ensure each guest leaves the island safely and ask for everyone’s patience and cooperation as we continue to provide ongoing updates via email and our official social media channels as they become available, including refund information.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 April 2017 14:32 (three months ago) Permalink

follow-up fyre festival motto: "in line with a culture of DANGER"

mark s, Friday, 28 April 2017 14:34 (three months ago) Permalink

keep checking in waiting for the first account of somebody resorting to cannibalism

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 April 2017 14:39 (three months ago) Permalink

kudos to the attendee on reddit who said this was run by "a scam artist and an obscure rapper"

a landlocked exclave (mh), Friday, 28 April 2017 14:40 (three months ago) Permalink

Fyre Festival set out to provide a once-in-a-lifetime musical experience on the islands of Exuma

mission accomplished tbf

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 April 2017 14:41 (three months ago) Permalink

keep checking in waiting for the first account of somebody resorting to cannibalism

yeah my first thought was that this sounds like it could be the setup to a future dead island sequel

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 April 2017 14:42 (three months ago) Permalink

wonder how well the scammers have planned their getaway

mark s, Friday, 28 April 2017 14:42 (three months ago) Permalink

I mean, all the supermodel promo images were on a yacht. Obvious contingency plan.

a landlocked exclave (mh), Friday, 28 April 2017 14:44 (three months ago) Permalink

some kind of Blofeldesque rocket hidden in a dormant volcano or gtfo

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 April 2017 14:44 (three months ago) Permalink

helicopter perched on the roof of a besieged embassy is a strong look too

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 April 2017 14:44 (three months ago) Permalink

Not much engagement on that @fyrefestival post for a festival for ~influencers~.

to pimp a barfly (Eazy), Friday, 28 April 2017 14:59 (three months ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/DylanACOP/status/857792330006482949

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 28 April 2017 15:06 (three months ago) Permalink

this is wonderful

nomar, Friday, 28 April 2017 15:31 (three months ago) Permalink

too hilarious

Reddit Influencer Island

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 28 April 2017 15:41 (three months ago) Permalink

fyre festival seemed like a pretty good plan, cruise some chicks and get a suntan

mookieproof, Friday, 28 April 2017 15:43 (three months ago) Permalink

i think my favourite part is that they marketed it as an 'uninhabited island' when it is in fact an island with a fucking sandals resort

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 April 2017 15:44 (three months ago) Permalink

i wish i had that kinda chutzpah

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 April 2017 15:44 (three months ago) Permalink

I mean on the one hand that DylanACOP dude has a couple of good points re: a number of the actual attendees, people who saved up to get themselves out there, etc. On the other hand, one look at what was promised in the first place and...how IS that appealing?

(I am also trying to remember that I'm 46 and not 23 or whatever, but I have to say that when I was 23 I wouldn't have found equivalent events any more appealing.)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 April 2017 15:54 (three months ago) Permalink

Their parents are likely doing Kenny Chesney No Shoes Cruises, though.

to pimp a barfly (Eazy), Friday, 28 April 2017 15:56 (three months ago) Permalink

Here's to more poop ships.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 April 2017 16:03 (three months ago) Permalink

roundup at WaPo

softie (silby), Friday, 28 April 2017 16:07 (three months ago) Permalink

this is the best news I've had all day

softie (silby), Friday, 28 April 2017 16:08 (three months ago) Permalink

lame fucking fantasy imo

I feel bad for these kinds of people. Maybe I'm the asshole, but I just assume when they have these kinds of goals that they have next to no imagination. Which must be a horribly boring life, amongst other things.

Austin, Saturday, 1 July 2017 17:03 (one month ago) Permalink

I don't feel bad for them at all!

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 1 July 2017 17:06 (one month ago) Permalink

what's VR?

kinder, Saturday, 1 July 2017 19:11 (one month ago) Permalink

Typo for VF

Guidonian Handsworth Revolution (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 1 July 2017 19:12 (one month ago) Permalink

i blame venture capital

mark s, Saturday, 1 July 2017 19:14 (one month ago) Permalink

This VF seems less like Thackeray more like Trollope.

popcorn michael awaits trumptweet (Hunt3r), Saturday, 1 July 2017 21:28 (one month ago) Permalink

a lot of the people quoted and the anecdotes are just a compendium of the many articles out there

this made me groan, though:

“They tried to do it all on their own,” the production executive says. “What I heard was Billy literally Googled ‘How to rent a stage,’and he rented a stage, and that was it. That was all they had.”

mh, Saturday, 1 July 2017 21:29 (one month ago) Permalink

Woulda been funnier if he was accused of using bing

popcorn michael awaits trumptweet (Hunt3r), Saturday, 1 July 2017 21:30 (one month ago) Permalink

the grim irony is bing has a festival organizer feature and he never knew

mh, Saturday, 1 July 2017 21:36 (one month ago) Permalink

ok lol

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 1 July 2017 22:14 (one month ago) Permalink

McFarland appeared flustered after emerging from court on Saturday. “I’d love to speak. I’d love to say something. We’ll set it up soon at a better time,” he stuttered to a Post reporter.

I wonder if he still thinks there'll be a second festival.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 2 July 2017 15:27 (one month ago) Permalink

McFarland, clad in a pale-blue T-shirt and black slacks — with briefs depicting brown deer sticking out of his pants — appeared in Manhattan federal court to face a wire-fraud charge.

nomar, Sunday, 2 July 2017 15:28 (one month ago) Permalink

"Gonna put on my power briefs!"

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 2 July 2017 15:29 (one month ago) Permalink

Deer in the headlights is his spirit animal

Moodles, Sunday, 2 July 2017 16:58 (one month ago) Permalink

a friend of mine texted me and reminded me that i engaged in my own mini-fyre fest scam when we were in 3rd grade

me and him and these 2 twin brothers that moved away shortly after made a band called "10,000 Volts" (we had a logo, a lightbulb with 2 lightning bolts like a skull & crossbones, anyway we couldn't play instruments and didn't have any instruments or any songs...but for some reason we thought we could do a concert on the playground, so we made up tickets and sold them....we blew it all on candy at a drugstore on main street.

obviously on some level we had to know we were bullshitting but on some level we thought we could do it. i remember positing that we could make this crappy acoustic guitar at my grandma's house an electic guitar by putting a nail into it, then nailing the other end of a piece of wire into a stereo speaker....

i don't know, i guess we wanted to be legends.

a teacher did end up busting us for selling these fake tickets and we had to pay the candy money back.

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 15:12 (one month ago) Permalink

today's tom sawyer

President Keyes, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 15:13 (one month ago) Permalink

somehow our 8 year old thought process wasn't really a whole lot different than the fyre festival organizer's i guess

10,000 Volts needed a pitch deck and some VC

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 15:18 (one month ago) Permalink

i wonder if all this will put paid to many hare-brained-but-heartfelt ideas in the near future. i mean infamously Glastonbury lost money its first few goes round and had all manner of skirmishes and trouble in its the 70s and 80s. if Fyre or same had happened the year before in 1971 or whatever, would they have even gone through with it.

piscesx, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 15:19 (one month ago) Permalink

i was going to try to throw a rave with a friend in "an abandoned warehouse" on "the other side of the lake" and he was going to hire this older dude he knew from "the bottom of the hill" to "run security." we got as far as checking out the site and realizing it was too big a job for two 17 yr olds and a shady dude. we probably avoided a pint sized Altamont.

nomar, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 15:22 (one month ago) Permalink

Shroff said McFarland was paying off a $100,000 Maserati, which prosecutors tried to claim as an asset.

Goddamn prosecutors, clearly never owned a Maserati.

dinnerboat, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 15:27 (one month ago) Permalink

i remember positing that we could make this crappy acoustic guitar at my grandma's house an electic guitar by putting a nail into it, then nailing the other end of a piece of wire into a stereo speaker....

this is amazing

Shanty Brunch (stevie), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 15:39 (one month ago) Permalink

and this seems like it should have been an episode of degrassi junior high

Shanty Brunch (stevie), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 15:40 (one month ago) Permalink

Bella Hadid is a noble spirit now:

http://www.instyle.com/celebrity/bella-hadid-august-cover

She’s also learned to protect herself following the Fyre Festival debacle—she and other celebrities, including Emily Ratajkowski, were paid to promote what they thought would be “the next Coachella” but actually turned out to be a disaster. Hadid was the only model to issue an apology on Twitter. “It’s also a different kind of job that I don’t do very often,” she says of social media–based endorsements. “Now I tag everything as an ad.”

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 16:09 (one month ago) Permalink

10,000 Volts is a good band name

qualx, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 16:25 (one month ago) Permalink

Now I Tag Everything is also a good band name.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 16:29 (one month ago) Permalink

glad bella took the time to expound on the difference between stumping for fyre, where she used her image to draw positive attention to a product, and her day job, where she umm wait

bitumen: the animated series (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 16:40 (one month ago) Permalink

when she says she tags "everything" as an ad... she's being pretty literal

mh, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 16:42 (one month ago) Permalink

actin like life is a big commercial

popcorn michael awaits trumptweet (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 16:44 (one month ago) Permalink

xpost qualx thank u

i retrospect i'm glad we had the moxie to do 10,000 Volts instead of just 1000 Volts I think we knew this entirely fictional band had a little more juice than your average

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 16:44 (one month ago) Permalink

I tag all my content #IAmNotPersonallyResponsibleForAnythingIJustPosted

qualx, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 16:45 (one month ago) Permalink

bummed that to the best of my knowledge there is no band named Ten Thou who could conceivably go on tour with Son Volt

but yeah very envious of this childhood rock and roll tom sawyer/great brain scheme, several orders of magnitude more sincere and honorable than the fyre festival

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 16:51 (one month ago) Permalink

splitting the difference

https://www.top40.nl/uploads/title/formats/29415/songwiki.jpg

breastcrawl, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 18:28 (one month ago) Permalink

we were twice the band they were

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 18:32 (one month ago) Permalink

great b-side title there

Max-Headroom-drops-a-deuce-while-shredding (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 18:33 (one month ago) Permalink

From the album Never Not on Fire.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 18:35 (one month ago) Permalink

/i remember positing that we could make this crappy acoustic guitar at my grandma's house an electic guitar by putting a nail into it, then nailing the other end of a piece of wire into a stereo speaker..../

this is amazing


You guys should read the Charlie Louvin book

Guidonian Handsworth Revolution (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 18:36 (one month ago) Permalink

everybody should

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 18:38 (one month ago) Permalink

great b-side title there

― Max-Headroom-drops-a-deuce-while-shredding (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, July 5, 2017 1:33 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg i didn't notice that, amazing

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 18:40 (one month ago) Permalink

i think there was an episode of It's Your Move about something like this

kurt schwitterz, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 18:52 (one month ago) Permalink

oh yeah, didn't they have a band of skeletons or something?

President Keyes, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 18:56 (one month ago) Permalink

i was going to try to throw a rave with a friend in "an abandoned warehouse" on "the other side of the lake" and he was going to hire this older dude he knew from "the bottom of the hill" to "run security." we got as far as checking out the site and realizing it was too big a job for two 17 yr olds and a shady dude. we probably avoided a pint sized Altamont.

this reminds me, this was basically the final episode/s of Fresh Meat, wasn't it?

kinder, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 21:37 (one month ago) Permalink

i think there was an episode of It's Your Move about something like this

― kurt schwitterz, Wednesday, July 5, 2017 1:52 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh yeah, didn't they have a band of skeletons or something?

― President Keyes, Wednesday, July 5, 2017 1:56 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Dregs of Humanity!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qw2qHmX5SM

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 21:50 (one month ago) Permalink

Uh.

http://www.nme.com/news/music/blink-182-matt-skiba-witchcraft-fyre-festival-2108139

Skiba insists he used “every inch of my energy” to stop “that thing happening”. He told NME: “I had a bad feeling about that event. I consider myself a pagan and a witch. With every inch of my energy I wanted Fyre not to happen. I put all the electricity and energy in my body against that thing happening.”

MPU 1 (Desktop / Tablet)
“I’ve been to the Bahamas before and it’s so crass. You land in Nassau and the whole island is replete with beauty and culture, but there’s a lot of poverty. It is a largely black population then they build these places like Atlantis and The Cove that are walled off.”

“It’s classist and racist and then they decided to park a bunch of yachts with models to show off in front of those poor people, going down there with all your Ferraris and bullshit and yachts.”

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 July 2017 04:29 (one month ago) Permalink

why did his band agree to play it in the first place then

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 13 July 2017 13:07 (one month ago) Permalink

I don't think Matt Skiba exactly calls the shots

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 13 July 2017 13:15 (one month ago) Permalink

Are you doubting his witch powers

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 July 2017 13:19 (one month ago) Permalink

"I'm the biggest boss that you've seen thus far"

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/712849302834520064/oump1Yz0_400x400.jpg

honestly praying that Skiba gets kicked out then teams up with Delonge on a prop pop punk illuminati/lizard people/witchcraft concept album

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 13 July 2017 14:08 (one month ago) Permalink

I consider myself a pagan and a witch. With every inch of my energy I wanted Fyre not to happen. I put all the electricity and energy in my body against that thing happening.

Ha, what a nob!

The Anti-Climax Blues Band (Turrican), Thursday, 13 July 2017 17:34 (one month ago) Permalink


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