will noisey have moved forward, done the work and fought like fuck?

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The staff here at Noisey has always enjoyed a wide range of music, from extreme metal to underground hip-hop to mainstream pop to punk and everything in between. And while our editors' tastes are eclectic and our opinions diverse, we are all united by a shared belief in a few core principles, namely that we are absolutely and resolutely anti-racist, anti-sexist, anti-homophobic, and anti-fascist. Obviously, these are values that are not shared by all American citizens and institutions, and the results of last week's election were a sobering reminder of that.

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Last week, some of us watched the news in a state of shock, while others' previous beliefs of America's division were confirmed. Throughout it all we wavered between periods of disbelief, fear, and anger. But most of all, we felt powerless. Because although it seemed like sheer madness that the populace elected a man with no political experience, whose platform was a bald-faced representation of white supremacy and the alienation of millions of Americans, we had to face the reality that he would occupy the Oval Office for the next four years.

It's been disheartening to see some entertainment outlets already begin to normalize Donald Trump, as if he is any way a traditional candidate or a leader whose opinions merely diverge from the norm. We at Noisey have zero interest in doing this. In fact, the agenda we plan on pursuing over the next four years will be the polar opposite. We will relentlessly and unrepentantly rail against fascism and bigotry in all forms. Further, we will continue to celebrate the culturally diverse voices that make America's music scenes wholly vital, unique, and wonderful.

Trump's America will be frightening and frustrating to those with progressive viewpoints, especially to those from the marginalized communities he and his followers have targeted. But as we stand here, now, mad as hell, we recognize that the only way we can do this is to continue to be who we are. We will not only elevate voices that Trump and his followers want silenced, but we will hold ourselves to a standard that will refuse to allow Trump and Trumpism to be normalized. He is a bigot. He is a fascist. He is a misogynist. He is a white supremacist. He is a fraud. And he is terrifyingly powerful. We must not allow his poisonous rhetoric to dominate the discourse of culture. And we do this together. If you have ideas and thoughts, we want to hear them. We want to act on them. We want to empower you to act on them. We want to shine a light on scenes wherein people respect one others' genders and identities without pause and without question. We want to support the underground, where so much vital work is already being done to combat his noxious rhetoric. The people who determine the future should be those who will live in the future.

Send us your stories, your experiences, your art, and your ideas on how to survive this motherfucker's reign to musicvstr✧✧✧@noi✧✧✧.c✧✧. We promise you that we will check this email every day for the next four years.

We are going to start every week by re-reading this letter. We are going to remember our outrage at this moment and let it fuel our direction over the next four years. We are never going to let ourselves get complacent. We are never going to let the flames of resistance burn out.

So while last week was dark, it's now time to move forward, do the work, and fight like fuck. We're going to fight like fuck for music fans who feel like they don't have a voice in Donald Trump's America. We're going to fight like fuck to give a home to artists willing to speak out against oppression, misogyny, white supremacy, and xenophobia. We're going to fight like fuck to provide an outlet to artists and writers of color, to writers who are women, who are immigrants, who are Muslim, who are working class, and who are members of the LGBTQIA community. We're going to fight like fuck to use our platform here at Noisey to oppose everything Donald Trump and his administration represent. We're going to fight like fuck—because that's all we can do.

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—The Noisey Editorial Staff

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forgive me fader for I have sinned (wins), Saturday, 17 December 2016 11:54 (nine months ago) Permalink

I saw excerpts of this floating around Twitter. It's s nice-enough sentiment but I think it's pretty empty without acknowledgment the role Vice played in normalizing/providing a new foundation to all of this nonsense under Gavin's reign.

¶ (DJP), Saturday, 17 December 2016 12:29 (nine months ago) Permalink

yeah I think if some other more or less apolitical music blog was suddenly coming on with this kind of inflated insurrectionary rhetoric people wouldn't be making quite so much fun of it (although it would still be kinda silly imo, the impulse is laudable but anyone getting all "this Hype Machine kills fascists" could do with 1x gentle reality check) but coming from this outlet there's an especial lack of self-awareness

forgive me fader for I have sinned (wins), Saturday, 17 December 2016 15:45 (nine months ago) Permalink

was just noticing that noisey has essentially abandoned the Vice magazine voice in favour of the universal blogger warmbodies tone

flopson, Saturday, 17 December 2016 15:51 (nine months ago) Permalink

FWIW "universal blogger warmbodies" was my favorite Sound Canvas preset

a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto), Saturday, 17 December 2016 16:44 (nine months ago) Permalink

you do realise this was written by a sometime ilxor who wasn't working at vice years ago when it was what you accuse it of

Cosmic Slop, Saturday, 17 December 2016 17:42 (nine months ago) Permalink

waht's a "warmbody" tone

the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Saturday, 17 December 2016 17:47 (nine months ago) Permalink

you do realise this was written by a sometime ilxor who wasn't working at vice years ago when it was what you accuse it of

I have little idea who wrote it beyond —The Noisey Editorial Staff but I will assume this person is aware of what it was when it was what it was, so djp's point still stands

forgive me fader for I have sinned (wins), Saturday, 17 December 2016 17:52 (nine months ago) Permalink

Isn't it better that it has changed into this? I dont see how that makes any of the points less valid

Cosmic Slop, Saturday, 17 December 2016 17:58 (nine months ago) Permalink

https://images.vice.com/noisey/content-images/article/noisey-best-and-worst-of-2015-dan-ozzi/dan-ozzi-best-of.jpg

You know those days you wake up for work and think "I can't do this. I cannot face the filth bucket that is humanity today?" I had one of those this summer and instead of going to an office, I hopped a train to the beach, and sat there all day alone, doing nothing but enjoying the sun and the ocean and listening to this album. I will forever hear it and tie it to that memory. I highly advise you to force yourself off your daily path once in a while.

https://noisey.vice.com/en_us/article/noisey-best-and-worst-of-2015-dan-ozzi

sometimes you fight like fuck, sometimes you just ditch your office job and sit on the beach doing nothing

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:02 (nine months ago) Permalink

uuuuugh didn't that guy also do that horrible lecherous celeb interview thing

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:06 (nine months ago) Permalink

Xp if and when there is evidence of this relentless new direction you are free to vote "yes". I have tried to leave a sufficient window for people to make up their minds

I am pro taking a beach day

forgive me fader for I have sinned (wins), Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:06 (nine months ago) Permalink

uuuuugh didn't that guy also do that horrible lecherous celeb interview thing

yeah w/ natalie imbruglia. awful writer

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:14 (nine months ago) Permalink

performatively

woke

lex pretend, Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:14 (nine months ago) Permalink

PAY YOUR WRITERS MORE

lex pretend, Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:14 (nine months ago) Permalink

you know what i really resent? outlets calling for more marginalised voices - which mostly means young and inexperienced - and using their experiences for a diversity effect while paying them absolute shit, taking advantage of their lack of knowledge/ability to ask for money they can actually live on

lex pretend, Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:17 (nine months ago) Permalink

he didn't mention fighting like fuck to actually pay people

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:18 (nine months ago) Permalink

provide a platform and outlet but not, actually, a fair rate of pay

lex pretend, Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:19 (nine months ago) Permalink

in fairness to noisey they are far from alone in this

lex pretend, Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:20 (nine months ago) Permalink

As I wrote on the other thread

Whiney G. Weingarten
Posted: December 16, 2016 at 8:42:04 PM
My personal favorite part is the open call for Muslims and immigrants to provide them with content, presumably at the same slave wages that Vice writers get

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:22 (nine months ago) Permalink

Isn't it better that it has changed into this? I dont see how that makes any of the points less valid

Yes it is very much better that the millions of dollars made on ironic racism and Terry Richardson blowing loads on teenagers eventually went to self-aggrandinzing woke soapboxing, what a time to be alive

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:24 (nine months ago) Permalink

My friend went to a Vice party in the Aughties and told me the DJ played nothing but Skrewdriver and nobody was the wiser

Now Noisey had articles about how wearing Skrewdriver shirts is problematic. YOUVE COME A LONG WAY BABY

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:26 (nine months ago) Permalink

lol

forgive me fader for I have sinned (wins), Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:35 (nine months ago) Permalink

would not assume "nobody was the wiser" tho tbf

forgive me fader for I have sinned (wins), Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:35 (nine months ago) Permalink

from the CEO loudly bragging about fucking an intern with two dicks in one rubber to fighting like fuck for marginalized voices, truly this is a sincere battle being fought and not one rooted in the grotesque commerce of mining social justice for capitalism

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:37 (nine months ago) Permalink

haven't music publications been mining social justice for capitalism for a long time? Isn't that part of the Rolling Stone story?

sarahell, Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:39 (nine months ago) Permalink

beats me

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:41 (nine months ago) Permalink

you do realise this was written by a sometime ilxor who wasn't working at vice years ago when it was what you accuse it of

― Cosmic Slop, Saturday, 17 December 2016 17:42 Bookmark

wight dorke i knew it

r|t|c, Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:46 (nine months ago) Permalink

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who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:48 (nine months ago) Permalink

actually i dont know if the person im thinking of wrote it, i just saw that person share it

Cosmic Slop, Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:54 (nine months ago) Permalink

who works for noisey obviously

Cosmic Slop, Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:54 (nine months ago) Permalink

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Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:55 (nine months ago) Permalink

lol wight dorke

sarahell, Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:56 (nine months ago) Permalink

It wasnt him, i dont know him

Cosmic Slop, Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:58 (nine months ago) Permalink

waht's a "warmbody" tone

― the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Saturday, December 17, 2016 12:47 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just like the platitudinous zombified cut-and-dry voice of takes far and wide. like, Vice tone is indistinguishable from salon, huffpo, slate to me now. for all the awful things about 00's-Vice (the ironic racism--at least among hipsters--seems thoroughly out of style but the unironic racism of McInnes seems a throughline to alt-right in hindsight) the writing had a distinct voice. maybe it was ripped off from 90s zines or whatever but it was strongly associated with Vice and the foundation of the brand

on the 'paying workers slave wages' front, they've recently unionized, so, maybe something will happen with that

flopson, Saturday, 17 December 2016 21:07 (nine months ago) Permalink

on the 'paying workers slave wages' front, they've recently unionized, so, maybe something will happen with that

This means the staff gets decent salaries, and benefits; their freelance rates are at the low end of average. Each of the 3 stories I've written for them has paid $125. Bandcamp pays 3x that.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 17 December 2016 21:16 (nine months ago) Permalink

surely the fighting like fuck makes up for it?

Rock Wokeman (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 December 2016 21:26 (nine months ago) Permalink

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/inside-the-sad-world-of-racist-online-dating

this is good content to fight fascism

the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Monday, 19 December 2016 19:55 (nine months ago) Permalink

the ironic racism--at least among hipsters--seems thoroughly out of style but the unironic racism of McInnes seems a throughline to alt-right in hindsight)

I mean, this was obvious at the time.

¶ (DJP), Monday, 19 December 2016 20:03 (nine months ago) Permalink

Xp "it's hard out there for a racist" hmmm

fuck like fight like fuck (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 19 December 2016 20:13 (nine months ago) Permalink

haven't music publications been mining social justice for capitalism for a long time? Isn't that part of the Rolling Stone story?

― sarahell, Saturday, December 17, 2016 12:39 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beats me

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, December 17, 2016 12:41 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol yeah I was going to say, Rolling Stone really hit its stride by providing political commentary of a sort that wasn't widespread AT THE SAME TIME they were pronouncing god status on rock dudes who were fucking fourteen year olds

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 21:58 (nine months ago) Permalink

Much like what Pulp Fiction did with John Travolta in the early 90s, 2016 has thrust white nationalism back to the forefront of our collective psyche, forcing our society to—again, much like Travolta—stare continuously into its insane, twinkling, dead eyes.

thinking aout what lex was saying on the other thread about Vice (well, Noisey) being performatively woke while not actually paying writers well enough to make writing for them worthwhile, but this is more an argument of how you get what you pay for

boxedjoy, Monday, 19 December 2016 22:44 (nine months ago) Permalink

Lol I wasn't specifically referring to noisey, though perhaps it also applies

lex pretend, Monday, 19 December 2016 23:43 (nine months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

https://noisey.vice.com/en_us/article/welcome-to-the-guide-to-life

smh "start a podcast"

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 23 January 2017 21:40 (eight months ago) Permalink

Do You Have Something To Say? Make a Game

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/v0RdU1A7jiQ/maxresdefault.jpg

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 21:51 (eight months ago) Permalink

An actually useful guide to life would tell people not to bother doing any of these things

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 23 January 2017 21:59 (eight months ago) Permalink

We'll continue publishing explainers on the things you need as you figure out how to live as your best self in this new era.

can i get an over/under on the chances of them publishing an explainer on how to get involved in local politics?

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 22:05 (eight months ago) Permalink

not that 'throwing a diy rave' won't shake entrenched power structures to their very core in and of itself but still

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 22:06 (eight months ago) Permalink

We're going to fight like fuck to provide an outlet to artists and writers of color, to writers who are women, who are immigrants, who are Muslim, who are working class, and who are members of the LGBTQIA community

Let's get into the new album. Talk about what went into this lyrically first. You mentioned writing pseudo-political songs, was there a political element to this album?

Cuomo: Yeah, there's like a little current events stuff, a little. It's very, like all the songs are very... material. It's not so autobiographical. There's a lot of like, made up shit. There's like random stories and stuff and a lot of fiction. Some stuff that was going on at the time. The material lyrically and stuff is a lot different from each other.

https://noisey.vice.com/en_us/article/the-orwells-are-terrible-human-beings

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 17 February 2017 03:08 (seven months ago) Permalink

not surprised that half the articles on noisey still white pseudo punk rockers w no convictions or aims beyond getting wasted

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 17 February 2017 03:09 (seven months ago) Permalink

i suppose Chicago doesn't really have much political stuff to talk about these days...

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 17 February 2017 03:11 (seven months ago) Permalink

is that a ref to a particular article or is noisey chicago-biased iyo

mh 😏, Friday, 17 February 2017 03:48 (seven months ago) Permalink

the Orwells (linked above) are from Chicago

they've always seemed like idiots. thought they'd grow up eventually...

alpine static, Friday, 17 February 2017 08:07 (seven months ago) Permalink

ah

mh 😏, Friday, 17 February 2017 14:27 (seven months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Fred Durst said of his own band's sound that "I know y'all be loving this shit right here" and the people did. They truly did love that shit. Let's all put on our caps, tilt them backwards, and reminisce on the glory days.

https://noisey.vice.com/en_us/article/limp-bizkit-were-once-so-powerful-they-almost-made-slayers-kerry-king-quit-music

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 21:44 (six months ago) Permalink

Phil is a nu-metal archivist.

Frobisher, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 23:10 (six months ago) Permalink

It's a dirty job and nobody had to do it.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 23:32 (six months ago) Permalink

It's funny, every time I think people could not be any less interested in nu-metal in 2017, I come across someone who is really into Korn or Papa Roach or something and is continuing to follow 'em. It surprises me because even at the time I thought it'd be a passing fad that would be over within a few years and it wasn't surprised at all when that turned out to be the case, but also because I never expected the appeal of these bands to last beyond people's teenage years.

The Roger Waters Experience (Turrican), Thursday, 30 March 2017 01:44 (six months ago) Permalink

Papa Roach AFAIC passed into cool territory the other day with their Twitter responses to the fake Paul Ryan story after the failed health care vote. Couldn't give a care for their music but they're obviously in the right place headspace-wise.

Korn's impact on metal I can acknowledge without thinking anything more about them.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 30 March 2017 01:47 (six months ago) Permalink

Deftones were always the nu metal band it was ok to like

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 30 March 2017 12:54 (six months ago) Permalink

I'd put System of a Down in that category, too.

The Roger Waters Experience (Turrican), Thursday, 30 March 2017 13:47 (six months ago) Permalink

Poll Closing Date: Monday, November 2, 2020 7:00 PM (in 3 years)

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Thursday, 30 March 2017 13:56 (six months ago) Permalink

never expected the appeal of these bands to last beyond people's teenage years.

tbf ~95% of people tend to just listen to stuff they loved during their teenage years

marcos, Thursday, 30 March 2017 14:07 (six months ago) Permalink

the fake Paul Ryan story

aww what that wasn't real?!? i should have known it was too good to be true

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 30 March 2017 14:15 (six months ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

https://noisey.vice.com/en_us/article/a-look-into-the-musical-career-of-republican-lawmaker-and-alleged-red-pill-founder-robert-fisher

nothing screaming fighting the power like devoting front page real estate to in-depth reviews of everything the Red Pill guy recorded

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 27 April 2017 14:50 (five months ago) Permalink

Noisey, an online descendant of Creem with the Oral Roberts dropout Eric Sundermann as its Dave Marsh, the brash punk Dan Ozzi its Lester Bangs, and the extreme-metal feminist Kim Kelly its Jaan Uhelszki.

lmao ok xgau

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Thursday, 4 May 2017 11:40 (five months ago) Permalink

we should all be virtue signaling more i guess. also swearing

maura, Thursday, 4 May 2017 12:27 (five months ago) Permalink

i like kim kelly

mark s, Thursday, 4 May 2017 12:33 (five months ago) Permalink

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/chelsea-tattoo-no-regrets

this guy got tattoos of Hillary and Chelsea. what you YOU done?

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 4 May 2017 12:34 (five months ago) Permalink

what have YOU done?, even

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 4 May 2017 12:34 (five months ago) Permalink

i like kim kelly

she ended up being one of my favourite characters on freaks and geeks

gnaw on my meat oreo (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 4 May 2017 12:39 (five months ago) Permalink

Smith said he's hopes to get a Bill tattoo to complete the trilogy ("might as well get 'em all, right?" he said) but for now he only has portraits of Hillary, Chelsea, and, uh, Howard Stern. "I'm a fan and longtime supporter of him" he told me. "Howard is a longtime Hillary supporter, too, by the way."

seems like a cool guy

gnaw on my meat oreo (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 4 May 2017 12:40 (five months ago) Permalink

kim is good i'm mostly indicating the other two clowns

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Thursday, 4 May 2017 12:49 (five months ago) Permalink

Kim is great.

Odysseus, Thursday, 4 May 2017 12:50 (five months ago) Permalink

And shouts out to America's Funniest Home Videos who are still dedicated to finding video of people hurting/demeaning themselves after all these years.

https://noisey.vice.com/en_us/article/slipknot-fan-recovering-from-dental-surgery-unlocks-meaning-of-life

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 4 May 2017 12:53 (five months ago) Permalink

thirding/fourthing that Kim is great

People like Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 4 May 2017 13:12 (five months ago) Permalink

^can't stop, won't stop

the rockists' red glare (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 6 May 2017 13:24 (five months ago) Permalink

(By which I mean, one more for the Kim Kelley greatness acknowledgement chain)

the rockists' red glare (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 6 May 2017 13:25 (five months ago) Permalink

I, too, think Kim Kelly is the bee's knees

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Saturday, 6 May 2017 15:31 (five months ago) Permalink

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/a-rising-river-leaves-interns-trapped-outside-kalu-yala

TIL Vice has a series called Jungletown that is a reality tv spin on neocolonialism. a for-profit South American village whose founder is promoted in this Vice video series as a "visionary". wiki:

Despite Kalu Yala's stated altruistic, sustainability and educational goals, the venture is profit seeking and solicited a $12 million Series A venture capital round with the intent to a achieve a $100 million valuation in five years.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 20:57 (four months ago) Permalink

four months pass...

What's this about a problem, I hear you ask? The current health insurance industry bureaucracy hires lots of low-income women to work at crappy jobs that might disappear under single-payer.

So, how about using some of the massive savings created by single payer to set up high quality subsidized child care or some other badly needed social services and hire those low-income women to do something more socially useful than pushing paper or answering phones?

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 17:22 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Good zing about the author's twitter bio

"Writer. Busy doing important work" is just "CEO at gettin money inc" for people who only worked as unpaid interns until age 30

— The Discourse Lover (@Trillburne) September 19, 2017

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 17:31 (three weeks ago) Permalink

lol

streeps of range (wins), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 17:34 (three weeks ago) Permalink

ice cold

mh, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 18:53 (three weeks ago) Permalink

how the heck did i miss this thread before

The Harsh Tutelage of Michael McDonald (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 20 September 2017 03:20 (three weeks ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Noisey is gonna have to really fight like fuck now!

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 6 October 2017 00:01 (one week ago) Permalink

idgi

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 6 October 2017 00:24 (one week ago) Permalink

Vice should be burned to the ground

Οὖτις, Friday, 6 October 2017 00:33 (one week ago) Permalink

So this guy founded Vice's feminist website but was secretly in touch with Breitbart? ffs

josh az (2011nostalgia), Friday, 6 October 2017 00:50 (one week ago) Permalink

this is a fuckin disaster - the noisey people are gonna be super pissed

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 6 October 2017 00:56 (one week ago) Permalink

milo yabbadabbadoopolous

maura, Friday, 6 October 2017 01:21 (one week ago) Permalink

Before they fight the establishment like fuck, Vice will have to fight themselves like fuck first

josh az (2011nostalgia), Friday, 6 October 2017 01:50 (one week ago) Permalink

broadly dude will no longer be doing the work

mookieproof, Friday, 6 October 2017 18:51 (one week ago) Permalink

I keep imagining the Noisey staff reacting like Phil Hartman, Chris Farley and Melanie Hudsel in the SNL skit about the Soylent Green sequels, only instead they're screaming "VICE IS STILL RACIST AND SEXIST! WE THOUGHT THEY WEREN'T BUT THEY ARE! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Friday, 6 October 2017 19:37 (one week ago) Permalink

or like unfrozen caveman lawyer.. "look, i'm just an innocent woke ass dude that just started working here.. when i heard a racist started this place i was like 'whattt?' i didnt know because i just started working here...'"

kurt schwitterz, Friday, 6 October 2017 19:39 (one week ago) Permalink


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