Horrible album titles that pun on the artist's name

Spinoff from the "I've Got My Own Album to Do" thread. This should be a nearly infinite goldmine of groaners. The 70s (again) was the heyday for this, but def bonus points for any entries from the post-punk world.

Let's kick it off with a debut album whose title must cause a [url="http://www.allmusic.com/album/whole-oats-mw0000650229";]stomach-churning regret[\url] every time Daryl & John remember it.

Dammit.

Lalo Schifrin – There's A Whole Lalo Schifrin Goin' On
Slade – Slayed?
Miles Davis – Miles Ahead

See also: Miles in the Sky, Miles Smiles

Nick Lowe - 16 All-Time Lowes (I love this title by the way)

Complete discography:

1976 Greg Kihn
1977 Greg Kihn Again
1978 Next of Kihn
1979 With the naked eye (as Greg Kihn Band)
1980 Glass House Rock (as Greg Kihn Band)
1981 Rockihnroll (as Greg Kihn Band)
1982 Kihntinued (as Greg Kihn Band)
1983 Kihnspiracy (as Greg Kihn Band)
1984 Kihntagious (as Greg Kihn Band)
1985 Citizen Kihn
1986 Love And Rock And Roll
1989 Kihnsolidation: The Best of Greg Kihn
1992 Kihn of Hearts
1994 Mutiny
1996 Horror Show
2012 Kihn Family Christmas

Split Enz - The Living Enz, The Beginning of the Enz, Enz of an Era, Oddz and Enz, Rear Enz (most of these are comps but still)

1978	Next of Kihn	
1981	Rockihnroll	
1982	Kihntinued	
1983	Kihnspiracy	
1984	Kihntagious	
1985	Citizen Kihn	
1991	Unkihntrollable (Greg Kihn Live)	
1992	Kihn of Hearts	
2000	True Kihnfessions	
2011	Kihnplete (Post Beserkley Records)

ha dammit xp

What the hell is Kihn of Hearts supposed to mean anyway?

all 700 Conrad Schnitzler albums I guess

King of Hearts? (xp)

I think Kihn Family Christmas isn't a pun...

Mickey Jupp - Juppanese

also, not an album title, but this is an ad for another of Jupp's records:

http://www.mickeyjupp.co.uk/scrapbook_images/jupp_get_2.jpg

How did he never come up with Fun Kihn: White Boy?

Nick Lowe - 16 All-Time Lowes (I love this title by the way)

― frogbs, Tuesday, October 27, 2015 1:24 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it seems a wasted opportunity that Lowe only ever did one of these, he could have taken it to Greg Kihn levels if he'd tried

Lowe profile (photo of Nick in profile)
Lowe and bee hold (photo of Nick holding a bee)
Aim high, shoot Lowe (Nick clutching his chest as he is shot by a stoner with a gun)
etc

This should get an honorable mention:

http://i.imgur.com/JHN6ymU.jpg

Tommy Keene - Tommy Keene You Hear Me: A Retrospective 1983-2009

lets not forget The Orb here

HOF-worthy entry right here:

http://www.vinylhistory.com/rock/peanut_butter_consp_spreading_c.jpg

that one is kinda good! it works on more than one level

well, I admit that I like most of the album titles mentioned ITT so far

Complete discography:

1976 Greg Kihn
1977 Greg Kihn Again
1978 Next of Kihn
1979 With the naked eye (as Greg Kihn Band)
1980 Glass House Rock (as Greg Kihn Band)
1981 Rockihnroll (as Greg Kihn Band)
1982 Kihntinued (as Greg Kihn Band)
1983 Kihnspiracy (as Greg Kihn Band)
1984 Kihntagious (as Greg Kihn Band)
1985 Citizen Kihn
1986 Love And Rock And Roll
1989 Kihnsolidation: The Best of Greg Kihn
1992 Kihn of Hearts
1994 Mutiny
1996 Horror Show
2012 Kihn Family Christmas

― Riga Tony (Tom D.), Tuesday, October 27, 2015 1:25 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fuck Kihn Hell!

Kink-Size
Kinkdom
Kink Kontroversy
Kwyet Kinks
Kink Kronikles

Less of a pun and more of shameless attempt to rip people off:
http://flashbak.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Cash-in4.jpg

http://www.soundfinder.jp/img/products/102052/1236956400/47855963_1/136646.jpg

Instead of "His Orchestra", they should've gone with The Pastrana Band Which Is Delicious.

Philip Glass - Glassworks

http://rymimg.com/lk/f/l/f922e5621b3de59e89a57cbfb620df1b/1314310.jpg

Gary Moore - We Want Moore

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/ba/WeWantMoore.jpg/220px-WeWantMoore.jpg

Ted Nugent - Full Bluntal Nugity

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51IAg%2BjgQaL._SY300_QL70_.jpg

Top marks for getting a pun out of 'Nugent' there

The Who - Who's Next
The Who - Who are You
Pete Townsend - Who Came First

Do tribute albums count? If so...

Deadicated - A Tribute to the Grateful Dead

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_250/MI0002/104/MI0002104990.jpg?partner=allrovi.com

Little Feat - Feats Don't Fail Me Now
http://tralfaz-archives.com/coverart/L/Little_Feat/little_feat_failf.jpg

More Who:

Who's Last
Who's Missing
Who's Better, Who's Best

nilsson schmilsson

Yessongs
Yesterdays
Yesshows
Yesyears
Essentially Yes

Don't forget the boxed set - In a Word...Yes.

Speaking of the Who:

http://i.imgur.com/gmvGCle.jpg

there is no way this is not the thread winner:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51S2NPN009L.jpg

goddamn:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51S2NPN009L.jpg

Moon is another thread HOF inductee
xpost

http://mariahcareycollection.com/blog/E/eve-eveolution.png
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/lyricwiki/images/4/40/Nas_-_Nastradamus.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8f/2pacalypse_now.jpg

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0000/424/MI0000424524.jpg?partner=allrovi.com

Frank Zappa Meets the Mothers of Prevention

http://rymimg.com/lk/f/l/c82c8032e61251b762a3aeed2b5779e5/2875685.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51XKIjNjiGL.jpg

or

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/793/MI0001793104.jpg

There are a shitload of jazz records like this, wouldn't get any more work done before I leave if I start posting them.

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0002/754/MI0002754030.jpg?partner=allrovi.com

Mael Intuition - The Best of the Sparks 1974-76

I quite like that one - as well as continuing the 'mael' pun, I guess the fan could be seen as a callback to the cover of 'Kimono My House' (which much be their best known album in UK by some margin)?

Lowe profile (photo of Nick in profile)
Lowe and bee hold (photo of Nick holding a bee)
Aim high, shoot Lowe (Nick clutching his chest as he is shot by a stoner with a gun)

Escalation of absurdity causes IRL LOLZ, news at 11

yeah the secombe one is great.

At first glance, I thought Secombe was carrying a sawn-off shotgun.

Comme se, comme saw

https://img.discogs.com/a25KDPdU53a66Oje3w_u-g4_8n0=/fit-in/599x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1476720-1242747784.jpeg.jpg

Phil Keaggy ‎– Ph'lip Side

unforgivable

Crikey.

crossbar on the H is so thin i can't even see it; was trying to figure out what the fuck PII'LIP SIDE meant

woooof

but then he came back with this, a live double album of his 2006 (?) Swiss tour, a Switzerland-only release:

https://image.jimcdn.com/app/cms/image/transf/dimension=1820x1280:format=jpg/path/se78601c8423d63e9/image/i7f5679582f8b545e/version/1548420352/image.jpg

I want to believe that’s a brilliant pun, either by him or his Swiss fandom, and not some kind of mistake

https://www.kaegi.com/en/

but then he came back with this, a live double album of his 2006 (?) Swiss tour, a Switzerland-only release:

🖼

I want to believe that’s a brilliant pun, either by him or his Swiss fandom, and not some kind of mistake

"Ph'lip" -- you know, that way people are always pronouncing Philip.

I actually have a friend whose name is Philip, and his pals call him Flip

https://www.kaegi.com/en/

oooh, that's the stuff! the Schweizerdeutschness of “Kägi” was brilliant enough in itself, but this adds another sweet layer of Swissness to it. the pun is most definitely intended.

does seem most likely that it’s a fan-made thing tho, since this album has all the looks of a bootleg. it is mentioned on Keaggy’s Wikipedia page, but neither his website nor Discogs lists it.

I can only find it here, “the biggest Christian lp/mc/cd (web)shop of the German-speaking world”, where it’s status is “currently unavailable”:
https://www.bensound-musikshop.com/ccm/solisten-ccm/phil-keaggy/

A brilliant pun would be “Phil-lections”.

his classical album: Philharmonics and Philigrees
his christmas album: Keaggy Eleison (probably too blasphemic for him tho)

https://img.discogs.com/mBWPQ5rz3XbgiDpL17W5_V_7YMY=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-366079-1467108123-5314.jpeg.jpg

Dennis Coffey ‎– Instant Coffey

and to follow up with more dennis coffey, not a pun but this made me laugh hard...

https://img.discogs.com/43lS1zR3iavUMaQFXR5vaRyUQSU=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-563605-1467039595-8533.jpeg.jpg

Dennis Coffey ‎– Finger Lickin Good

eww

yeah let's go back to Instant Coffey, that's a beautiful cover.

Carolyne Mas - Mas Hysteria

https://www.discogs.com/Carolyne-Mas-Mas-Hysteria/master/348171

Horrible album titles that pun on another artist's name. An album of covers of Bread songs by Jack Jones:

https://www.discogs.com/Jack-Jones-Bread-Winners/master/841470

... oops

https://img.discogs.com/5SARDciz5wYqx1sjgY-o5uJZn6w=/fit-in/600x601/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-3194050-1537887126-2321.jpeg.jpg

awesome

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81u435FBMYL._SX355_.jpg

Excellent album though.

Forgot the tags - trying this again:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81u435FBMYL._SX355_.jpg

Ozzy's got some too, but they can be endearing in how dumb they are:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51lbQNy0f-L.jpg https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41yun0sdWSL.jpg

Doubling up on the puns here.

Milla Thyme - Everything has its Thyme

https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a1138863042_16.jpg

^that cover design feels like a very sad echo/variation of this:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f5/Elvis_Presley_LPM-1254_Album_Cover.jpg

also would work well with a doomed-to-fail MC Hammer comeback album

Joe Newman, I Feel Like a Newman:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Feel_Like_a_Newman#/media/File:I_Feel_Like_a_Newman.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/Daddy_Yankee_-_Legendaddy.png

Daddy Yankee - Legendaddy

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6c/Newman_Numan.jpg

https://res.cloudinary.com/cjs/image/upload/v1644571103/620627c6c391d3a8996d248c/3dee7e37f8d6050e32e638f26bbe9d647e6f82e8487121359a919cda3d82477406eb69398c5dd9fb144a7b4150899e0a704beacce2ad2a8b533fee281bd93d26.jpg

Ypee - PeeVolution

Suzanne McCorkle, "The Quality of Mercer"

https://i.discogs.com/2f2PpxxSgvzNCzuVW4dMwXRAiWTHpdS5aI7rr7YW-jg/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:599/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTgxNTAy/NTQtMTQ1NjA3NTMx/MS0xNjU2LmpwZWc.jpeg

haha!

https://i.discogs.com/GFAS_gs0FaZSojoouHg8ytDq9NaQlLJYoR9IhuPcTYI/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:589/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTM4NjQz/MjEtMTM0ODM4OTM5/My05ODk3LmpwZWc.jpeg

Robert Ellis Orrall: Fixation

Oh that’s good (bad).

He got there before Shakira with that title

Robert Ellis Orrall: Speedwagon

https://e.snmc.io/i/600/w/3de1951d25c581b806c3f47a9a41f4e6/2454317/tim-weisberg-the-tip-of-the-weisberg-Cover-Art.jpg

oh yes, songs like “Can’t Fight This Feeling”, “Keep On Loving You”, “Roll With The Changes”, “Ridin’ The Storm Out” and hell, “Blazin’ Your Own Trail Again” would finally come to full fruition when done by Mr Orall Fixation.

xp

Another Ellis:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a2/Ellis_in_Wonderland.jpeg

Melanie: Unchained Melanie

Phoebe Snow - It Looks Like Snow

https://i.discogs.com/MiWmqwU11QitEjGvRPhT6CKcviryy987FMFVwc7XUjA/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:591/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTIzNTA5/NTktMTI3ODg1NjQz/Ni5qcGVn.jpeg

https://images.genius.com/6f8ef3d6061e8bc9e9862f013d0b72d9.1000x1000x1.jpg

Gavin Cracck, A Sniff Of Cracck

missed opportunity to go for yawnsomely literal cover art in regards to said album’s title

https://i.discogs.com/E0qUrfxDtHWbQXLmTEdNJ4O5E2FdrjDnPMERYfbsdro/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:595/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTQ4NDc1/NTMtMTM3NzM3ODU5/My01OTk0LmpwZWc.jpeg

Plas Johnson - This Must Be the Plas!

great find!

Not horrible, but I happened to be listening to it this morning. Really nice record btw. He also did Farmer's Market if that's worse.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/Modern_Art_%28Art_Farmer_album%29.jpg

https://i.discogs.com/aVykYsrYRaNU33cAfVsuI5uXi572d_z9D1TDdx4IloU/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:360/w:360/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTIyMDUx/NzktMTQxMDc5NjE1/OC01NjMwLmpwZWc.jpeg

jon faddis into the faddisphere

Ouch.

You can't really make out the title on this one - Blythe Spirit by Arthur Blythe

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/92/Blythe_Spirit.jpg