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Jodie Sweetin Doesn't Look Like This Anymore

scott seward, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 17:40 (four years ago) link

that's all i got...

scott seward, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 17:41 (four years ago) link

but i think it would make a helluva title.

scott seward, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 17:41 (four years ago) link

The Struggles of Being the Short One in the Office

nomar, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 17:45 (four years ago) link

that is a great emo title. if they still make those.

scott seward, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 17:46 (four years ago) link

Classic Or Dud

flyingtrain (sbahnhof), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 06:53 (four years ago) link

(sorry Tom!)

flyingtrain (sbahnhof), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 06:53 (four years ago) link

How to be Crowned the Queen or Kind of Pies

(typo as transcribed)

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 24 September 2015 22:04 (four years ago) link

that's a good one.

scott seward, Thursday, 24 September 2015 22:24 (four years ago) link

Modern Liberalism is a Satanic Death Cult

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 25 September 2015 00:22 (four years ago) link

(obv that one is from The Blaze)

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 25 September 2015 00:22 (four years ago) link

These sound like great obnoxious 70s album titles with yawnsomely literal covers.

EDB, Friday, 25 September 2015 15:47 (four years ago) link

Share If You Feel America Has Lost Its Way

flappy bird, Friday, 25 September 2015 15:54 (four years ago) link

new Bright Eyes album title for sure.

scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2015 16:10 (four years ago) link

how about spam text that would make a great title?

just got "Iniquitous Gestation"

Swag Heathen (theStalePrince), Monday, 28 September 2015 19:02 (four years ago) link

Taylor Swift Finally Reveals Her Outrageous Home

Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 1 October 2015 03:29 (four years ago) link

22 Outrageous Cheerleader Fails

Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 3 October 2015 02:17 (four years ago) link

"LIAR!" Cries the Pope

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 3 October 2015 03:18 (four years ago) link

Demi Lovato Just Brilliantly Shut Down Everyone Blaming Mass Shootings On Mental Illness

Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 00:10 (four years ago) link

Weird title for a reggaeton compilation

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 00:43 (four years ago) link

‘Phubbing’ is ruining American relationships

Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 8 October 2015 05:13 (four years ago) link

The Ten Greatest Musclebound Beasts

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 15:20 (four years ago) link

Auto-Generating Clickbait With Recurrent Neural Networks (ft. Merzbow)

it me, Thursday, 15 October 2015 10:11 (four years ago) link

Save Young Wallabies from City Lights

Goat Dismembered and Sacrificed for Religious Purposes Deserves Justice

these are my pincers and if you don't like them I have udders (DJ Mencap), Friday, 16 October 2015 11:30 (four years ago) link

notwithstanding the serious/unpleasant nature of its actual content the website animalpetitions.org is quite good for this

these are my pincers and if you don't like them I have udders (DJ Mencap), Friday, 16 October 2015 11:31 (four years ago) link

11 Celebs Who Loved Hitler

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 23 October 2015 14:43 (four years ago) link

14 Actors Who Should be Ashamed of Themselves

hardcore dilettante, Monday, 26 October 2015 12:00 (four years ago) link

11 Things You Didn't Want to Know

how's life, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 12:31 (four years ago) link

THE 10 LONGEST BONERS EVER AND THE STORIES BEHIND THEM

Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 03:20 (four years ago) link

P sure The Offspring already used that

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 03:23 (four years ago) link

Nah, that's Blink-182's Greatest Hits set!

Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 03:29 (four years ago) link

Selfies That Unfortunately Ended in Death

how's life, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 12:14 (four years ago) link

Nobody in Hollywood Wants to Sleep With These Stars

how's life, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 12:20 (four years ago) link

those are both good

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 14:15 (four years ago) link

good thread

jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 14:27 (four years ago) link

This Is What Will Happen When You Eat Avocados Every Day

moans and feedback (Dinsdale), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 14:39 (four years ago) link

maybe for a rasta jam band

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 15:18 (four years ago) link

new Fall song title on my Facebook:

Fire Kids Edition Tablet

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 15:35 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

10 Rock Stars Who Completely Wiped Out On Stage

how's life, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 19:06 (four years ago) link

13 Rappers With Ridiculously Big Egos We Just Can't Stand

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 20:24 (four years ago) link

Famous People, Infamous Busts

juggulo for the complete klvtz (bendy), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 16:56 (four years ago) link

ooh, that one is good

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 16:56 (four years ago) link

britpop record, I imagine

juggulo for the complete klvtz (bendy), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 16:59 (four years ago) link

all-female glam band

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 17:02 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

Fun Explanation of the Camera Trick Behind a Viral Vine

how's life, Friday, 29 July 2016 10:31 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The Most Frequently Played Song In The World Is One We All Hate

aromantic cuck (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 14 August 2016 17:51 (three years ago) link

^^^ next Morrissey album

and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Sunday, 14 August 2016 18:15 (three years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/wQrUGwd.jpg

mick signals, Sunday, 14 August 2016 19:47 (three years ago) link

Three Men Wrote Wonder Woman, and That's a Problem

punksishippies, Sunday, 14 August 2016 21:20 (three years ago) link

21 memes that are too pure for this world

punksishippies, Sunday, 14 August 2016 22:17 (three years ago) link

Amish Secret for Reversing Hearing Loss

juggulo for the complete klvtz (bendy), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 13:52 (three years ago) link

^ (Blackest Ever Black, 2017)

juggulo for the complete klvtz (bendy), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 13:53 (three years ago) link

"Phil Collins and the rise of mid-lifers drinking their way to oblivion."

https://www.twitter.com/simonblackwell/status/788108799294971904

Noel Emits, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 14:07 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

This Woman Devoted Her Whole Life To Burying Deceased Infants Abandoned In Hospitals

seven months pass...

f you wrong a raven, it will remember

Philip Nunez, Friday, 9 June 2017 22:03 (two years ago) link

nine months pass...

Angelina Jolie's Daughter Used To Be Adorable, But Today She Looks Insane

Dangleballs and the Ballerina (cryptosicko), Sunday, 8 April 2018 17:32 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

5 Grooming Products Indian Men Need In Their Life Immediately

doug watson, Wednesday, 25 April 2018 20:22 (one year ago) link

I Wanted To Be Rory Gilmore Growing Up. Watching Gilmore Girls Now, I Cringe

Awesome emo title

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 25 April 2018 20:26 (one year ago) link

They Turned the Wal-Mart Yodeling Boy Into Pop Country Garbage

Making Plans For Sturgill (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 27 April 2018 18:58 (one year ago) link

I Wanted To Be Rory Gilmore Growing Up. Watching Gilmore Girls Now, I Cringe

I had to Google this one.. oy!

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Friday, 27 April 2018 19:42 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

The Sound When These Two Men Smash Their Dicks And Balls Together Will Stay With You Long Into The Night

Pardew to Megson: "you've stolen my New Orleans bounce" (DJ Mencap), Monday, 11 June 2018 10:10 (one year ago) link

for ages and ages and ages, I had in my head that there's a piece of culture, an album or a novel or a play called 'How To Fold A Fitted Sheet', but apparently not. I'm sure there is though

Wendy's Savage Response To IHOP's Name Change

omar little, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 15:39 (one year ago) link

Here Are 12 Unborn Animals In The Womb

Vinnie, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 15:46 (one year ago) link

Album contains 10 tracks

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 00:28 (one year ago) link

What are your browsing habits that lead to these clickbait ads?

Martin Landau Ballet (Leee), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 00:31 (one year ago) link

Cute animals, wombs

Vinnie, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:26 (one year ago) link

German zoo's 'escaped' animals didn't actually escape, just hiding

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:35 (one year ago) link

Crocodile eats beloved terrier that had spent a decade taunting it

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:36 (one year ago) link

Album contains 10 tracks

Think Van Morrison will claim that one soon.

Making Plans For Sturgill (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:37 (one year ago) link

Uber’s search for a female CEO has been narrowed down to 3 men

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:38 (one year ago) link

France Is Running Out of Butter for Its Croissants

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:41 (one year ago) link

The world's oldest living land creature is a gay tortoise named Jonathan

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:44 (one year ago) link

Spaniard raised by wolves disappointed with human life

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:48 (one year ago) link

That's the first one I'd actually buy!

Mark G, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 07:15 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

that particular one is kinda Post Here When You See A Clickbait Link That Would Make A Horrible 70s Album Title

soref, Tuesday, 21 August 2018 20:35 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

"Tree Man" Makes The Ladies "Lose It"

weatheringdaleson, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 09:18 (one year ago) link

What I HATE About My Tiny House

ilxor-com-dog-meat-drawer-7-840-x-600.jpg (unregistered), Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:14 (one year ago) link

You Deserve A Man Who Doesn’t Spend His Free Time On The Toilet Flirting With Other Women Online

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 14 October 2018 02:46 (one year ago) link

Why I'm Risking Everything for Math and Science

Darin, Sunday, 14 October 2018 20:37 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

How yoga pants grew into a $48-billion giant that’s replacing jeans

verlaine & rambo (morrisp), Saturday, 17 November 2018 04:03 (one year ago) link

feel like this song belongs in this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh2NZWBvfWI

frogbs, Saturday, 17 November 2018 04:08 (one year ago) link

frogbs you were correct

You're all losing so many points on your progress bars (Champiness), Saturday, 17 November 2018 04:18 (one year ago) link

I’m Finally Ready To Show The World My Tumours

ghood ghravie (unregistered), Monday, 19 November 2018 21:01 (one year ago) link

Why Hollywood Won't Cast Zooey Deschanel Anymore

The Greta Van Gerwig (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 2 December 2018 06:08 (one year ago) link

did you click? Zooey's lovely she doesn't deserve that.

kraudive, Monday, 3 December 2018 09:53 (one year ago) link

Why do people experience phantom rectum?

koogs, Thursday, 6 December 2018 21:18 (one year ago) link

Shady Things Everyone Just Ignores About Pete Davidson

The Greta Van Gerwig (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 05:46 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Crypto Is Down, So Why Am I Smiling?

((O))_____((O)) (esby), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 18:07 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6u0qAJBGZM

smh, Bryn Jones has been dead for 20 years and they're still coming out with "new" Muslimgauze albums

v. s. rupaul (unregistered), Sunday, 30 December 2018 19:37 (one year ago) link

SubhanAllah! Cat Will Not Walk on The Quran ***MIRACLE***

v. s. rupaul (unregistered), Sunday, 30 December 2018 19:39 (one year ago) link

“Gut Doctor ‘I Beg Americans to Throw Out This Vegetable Now’”

i stan corrected (morrisp), Saturday, 5 January 2019 03:10 (one year ago) link

"Would you eat recycled landfill meat?"

koogs, Wednesday, 9 January 2019 13:16 (one year ago) link

The lost Zappa/Beefheart album

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 13:39 (one year ago) link

A Brief History of Toilet-Based Animal Attacks - the url would be an even better title.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 10 January 2019 10:03 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

I've found the logical endgame of clickbait. There is no feasible reason for this to exist apart from pulling in strange google searches.

'Blue' Crew! Smurfs, Na'vi, and Other Faves

https://ew.com/gallery/blue-crew-smurfs-navi-and-other-faves/

Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Thursday, 25 April 2019 11:02 (eleven months ago) link

ten months pass...

LIVE: Alnwick Garden Love Triangle Attempted Murder Sentencing

Dunno if it'd be a good album, but it's the most Evening Chronicle headline ever

sbahnhof, Thursday, 19 March 2020 08:30 (two weeks ago) link

also the first live album in the thread

justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 19 March 2020 14:50 (two weeks ago) link

There's a ton of "Megan" ones

Mark G, Thursday, 19 March 2020 18:58 (two weeks ago) link


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