― Tom, Wednesday, 16 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
destroy - uptown girl, just the way you are
had a friend who bored me to deth with BJ
― geordie racer, Wednesday, 16 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Dr. C, Wednesday, 16 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― mark s, Wednesday, 16 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Search: Piano Man, Pressure and the daddy of list records (We Didn't Start The Fire). Destroy: Captain Jack
― Pete, Wednesday, 16 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Just stop it. Now. Please. The broken CD player line is no longer viable.
― Emma, Wednesday, 16 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― duane zarakov, Wednesday, 16 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
You will all be sorry, wait till I get that Blue Aeroplanes CD "stuck" in there.
― alex in nyc, Wednesday, 16 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Search: Anthony's Song. Probably You May Be Right, too.
Destroy: Uptown Fucking Girl. And Westlife too.
― Ally, Wednesday, 16 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
But two Johnnie Walker Saturday Sequence Artists in one day on ILM - shurely shome mishtake :) ?
― Robin Carmody, Wednesday, 16 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
I'll allow for a glimmer here and there. I no longer actively loathe the man, but that's because he's so conveniently disappeared.
As for that Westlife cover, the Focus Group standings will say it all, I'm sure.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
"Uptown Girl" = Reaganite ? How so ?
― Patrick, Wednesday, 16 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Everything else is really vile, almost as disgusting as 90's Bryan Adams. Let's review... Piano Man is so pompous and overblown it's hysterical (so it is good in a weird way). Still Rock and Roll To Me sounds like Jann Wenner's personal manifesto, which means it is automatically a tool of Satan. You can imagine backward masking in there urging the listener to stick to AOR. Westlife saw fit to record Uptown Girl -- enough said. We Didn't Start the Fire is just a very poor rip of REM's It's the End of the World as We Know It, which is not that great a song in the first place -- just a gimmicky review of World Events that's not constructed very well. In the Rhythm of the Night is the kind of thing that Starbucks patrons wank to in their bathrooms. And thankfully he's not been heard from much since then.
And he's the ugliest man to ever work in pop music to boot.
― Nicole, Wednesday, 16 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Lemmy (as Beavis & Butthead noted) has a cocoa puff on the side of his face, but other than that he's just hairy.
Shane is butt ugly, but I would argue that Billy is uglier. It's that pushed in pig snout that seals the title up for him. Plus you get the feeling he thinks he's attractive, whereas Shane is too drunk to ever take note either way.
― Arthur, Wednesday, 16 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Sean Carruthers, Wednesday, 16 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
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― K-reg, Wednesday, 16 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Sterling Clover, Wednesday, 16 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Billy - my THEORY is that if you'd had been french, pissed yourself and done more reggae we'd forget the bags beneath your eyes
― ode to billy joel, Thursday, 17 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Nicole, Thursday, 17 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― geordie racer, Thursday, 17 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
However, I'm sure I remember seeing a pic of a sub-vanilla fudge duo BJ used to be in, IIRC, the cover was BJ and the other guy (a drummer? or was BJ the drummer?) standing in an abbatoir - I think it was called "attilla the hun" or something like that. I'd like to hear that.
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― Norman Fay, Friday, 18 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
"Uptown Girl" is just whingeing nostalgia, not openly reactionary politics, but the kind of thing said politics legitimise.
― Robin Carmody, Friday, 18 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Tony, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
For the record, the only Billy Joel songs which will not cause me to lunge in fury at the radio/stereo are "Allentown" and "Pressure".
― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Lord Custos, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Lord Custos, Wednesday, 31 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Destroy that.
― Mark, Wednesday, 31 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― bob snoom, Saturday, 3 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Tony, Sunday, 25 August 2002 05:35 (twenty-one years ago) link
But, okay, now the best part (rubbing hands):
Destroy: Piano Man for being the inescapable modern version of "Oh My Darling Clementine", Keeping the Faith (Bruce S = we gotta get out of the streets of New Jersey because your dad don't like me, Billy J = I once hung with the tough crowd and made my share of mistakes but hey look at me I'm doing all right now and do you mind if I get a bit preachy on ya?), We Didn't Fucking Start the Fire (great editorial I once read around the time of its release saying how shallow the song was and suggesting we could use its goofy template to teach Science classes: "E = MC squared, mammals are the ones with hair, ozone, pheremone, fiber optic telephone"), Still Rock and Roll To Me, Only the Good Die Young, Captain Jack (UGH!), River of Dreams, You're Only Human (see comments for "Keeping the Faith"), Tell Her About It (see comments for "Keeping the Faith"), Working to Hard can Make you a Music Hackackackackack..., She's Only a Woman to Me, She's Got a Way, the one with the video where's he posing with the electric guitar (A Matter of Trust?), Goodnight Saigon, Allentown, Pressure, An Innocent Man, Angry Young Man, Baby Grand, Running on Ice, The Stranger, lesser known schmaltzy crapola like You're My Home (see comments for "Captain Jack")...
― Joe (Joe), Sunday, 25 August 2002 12:04 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 25 August 2002 12:18 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Tony, Sunday, 25 August 2002 13:21 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 25 August 2002 13:25 (twenty-one years ago) link
Have to admit, listening to BJ interviews is a guilty pleasure of mine. There is no more ideal voice of boomer "self-discovery," motivated by that sort of continual "no one ever felt this emotion before me." I am in awe of his sheer inpenetrable solipsism, and recommend watching the "Making of River of Dreams" video as a sociological exercise.
Rock and roller cola wars? I can't take it anymore!
― Keith Harris (kharris1128), Sunday, 25 August 2002 13:46 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 25 August 2002 14:55 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 25 August 2002 15:05 (twenty-one years ago) link
frontenac, fondelac, bivouac
― Josh (Josh), Sunday, 25 August 2002 15:56 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Tony, Sunday, 25 August 2002 20:17 (twenty-one years ago) link
― piscesboy, Sunday, 11 April 2004 23:20 (twenty years ago) link
CHILDREN OF THALIDOMIDE!!!
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 11 April 2004 23:33 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 11 April 2004 23:34 (twenty years ago) link
― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Monday, 12 April 2004 02:19 (twenty years ago) link
^^^
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 17:53 (eight years ago) link
this thread sadly lacking in praise for "Close To The Borderline," perhaps the most perfect document of a certain 1980s i'm-an-angry-white-liberal-and-i'm-not-gonna-take-it-anymore stance on record. Styx "Rockin' The Paradise" also a contender. No one who has not studied both these songs can hope to understand what it was to be alive in the Reagan administration.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 19:17 (eight years ago) link
I said 1980s but I guess both those records were actually literally 1980?
the bag ladies throw their bones in your face, eephus.
― pplains, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 19:22 (eight years ago) link
("Dirty Laundry" could go on that list.)
― I know some Civil War re-enactors you might want to talk to (Eazy), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 19:22 (eight years ago) link
ooh good call
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 31 October 2015 15:39 (eight years ago) link
One day, I'm going to feel Bowie while the rest of the world goes Frey.
But it's all right. We're all the same even though we're alone.
― pplains, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 01:42 (eight years ago) link
These tourists from France at the bar who prove their age with passports singing along to “uptown girl” classic or dudz
― calstars, Saturday, 13 October 2018 20:19 (five years ago) link
how's their tipping
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 13 October 2018 20:23 (five years ago) link
"Only someone who's 21 would know this song that was released 15 years before their birth..." ?
― pplains, Saturday, 13 October 2018 21:25 (five years ago) link
right
― calstars, Saturday, 13 October 2018 21:58 (five years ago) link
Party Rock Anthem has the same bpm as Uptown Girl pic.twitter.com/vt7B1mQIqA— Stan Lewis (@StanLewis_) October 4, 2018
― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Monday, 15 October 2018 21:54 (five years ago) link
which means by extension that "uptown girl" has the same bpm as "cruel angel's thesis"
what a time to be alive
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Monday, 15 October 2018 22:33 (five years ago) link
the inlay of the glass houses lp has a picture of the band. the drummer, liberty devitto, is wearing a watch on his ankle for some reason
http://bp0.blogger.com/_K5vOM2unmkw/Rf6HsBnY8oI/AAAAAAAAAPs/aH3mFvE4k_s/s1600/liberty+devitto.jpg
― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 19:26 (four years ago) link
Just keepin' time.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 19:26 (four years ago) link
glass houses is a pretty good album also. a bit front loaded though.
― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link
i really like the song "don't ask me why" which is like mccartney doing a brazilian influenced number
• Why would you wear it on your right ankle?
• Why would you wear it with the face facing out?
He just smiled and wouldn't say why.
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 19:48 (four years ago) link
the original shoegazer
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link
Safety pins holding together clothes, Vaseline in the hair, flowerpots on the head, wristwatch on the ankle: time to get New Wave!
― bendy, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:34 (four years ago) link
are we sure he isn't wearing a shoe on his hand and doing a little yoga?
― fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:29 (four years ago) link
Have you guys seen the thing on Instagram?
― Ferryboat Bill Jr. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 04:29 (two years ago) link
“thing” may need elaboration
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 04:38 (two years ago) link
Not insta, but something to do w/this?: https://finesoutherngentlemen.com/products/my-life-ships-week-of-2-14
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 04:41 (two years ago) link
Sorry.https://www.instagram.com/rachellichtman/?hl=enVG always trying to get me to communicate more clearly.
― Ferryboat Bill Jr. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 05:32 (two years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CY6i4PQqtEs/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
DO U SEE?
― Ferryboat Bill Jr. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 05:36 (two years ago) link
That thing is some kind of insane earworm time warp time loop.
― Ferryboat Bill Jr. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 05:59 (two years ago) link
Ha that is excellent
― There's A Goots In My House (stevie), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 08:43 (two years ago) link
DEE DEE: No, he isn't in the office yet... I'll give him your message.... Thank you.
BILLY suddenly appears through the door
BILLY: Holy cow, traffic was horrible! Anyone trying to buy the Brooklyn Bridge – it's definitely a seller's market!
DEE DEE: Billy...
BILLY: Not now, Dee Dee! I know I'm already late. Just make sure Big Ol' Bartlesworth doesn't know I was late!
DEE DEE: Billy...!
BILLY: What now?
MR. BARTLESWORTH: William? In my office. NOW!
― pplains, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 15:36 (two years ago) link
BILLY: I admit, I told the client, "go ahead with your own life, leave me alone"!
MR. BARTLESWORTH: You had to be a big shot, dincha?!?
― Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 15:40 (two years ago) link
Loool!
― Ferryboat Bill Jr. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 15:46 (two years ago) link
Trying to think of alternate casting for Mr. Bartlesworth but it’s too perfect.
― Ferryboat Bill Jr. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 17:04 (two years ago) link
Totally forgot about Calucci’s Department.
― Ferryboat Bill Jr. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 17:12 (two years ago) link
I believe it is actually Mr. Balesworth.
― Ferryboat Bill Jr. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 10 February 2022 02:56 (two years ago) link
Anyway came to say one of the things that really makes it for me is the harmonica near the end.
― Ferryboat Bill Jr. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 10 February 2022 02:57 (two years ago) link
Have to admit, listening to BJ interviews is a guilty pleasure of mine. There is no more ideal voice of boomer "self-discovery," motivated by that sort of continual "no one ever felt this emotion before me." I am in awe of his sheer inpenetrable solipsism, and recommend watching the "Making of River of Dreams" video as a sociological exercise.Rock and roller cola wars? I can't take it anymore!― Keith Harris (kharris1128), Sunday, 25 August 2002 13:46 (nineteen years ago) linkthis is on YouTube and I’m not even a fan really but I’m finding it strangely entertaining
― brimstead, Friday, 11 February 2022 20:54 (two years ago) link
BJ interviews: entertainment’s last stand
― calstars, Friday, 11 February 2022 21:19 (two years ago) link
I seen the lights go out on YouTube
― The creator of Ultra Games, for Nintendo (Doctor Casino), Friday, 11 February 2022 21:22 (two years ago) link
Set list from last week in Las Vegas. Not half bad for an outdoor show in February!
Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)PressureThe EntertainerViennaDon't Ask Me WhyZanzibarAllentownJust the Way You AreSay Goodbye to HollywoodThe Longest TimeNew York State of MindThe Downeaster AlexaShe's Always a WomanMy LifeOnly the Good Die YoungA Whiter Shade of Pale (Procol Harum cover)Sometimes a FantasyThe River of Dreams (with 'Tush' by ZZ Top interlude)Nessun dorma (Giacomo Puccini cover) (Mike DelGuidice Vocals)Scenes From an Italian RestaurantPiano Man
Encore:We Didn't Start the FireUptown GirlIt's Still Rock and Roll to MeBig ShotYou May Be Right (with “Rock & Roll” by Led Zeppelin interlude)
― deep luminous trombone (Eazy), Thursday, 3 March 2022 20:10 (two years ago) link
I’ve listened to a bunch more songs—Zanzibar, Stiletto, Summer HF—and I have a new theory about the appeal of the classic Billy Joel character: Naïve Guy Acting Cynical.(Will listen to 20 more songs to confirm.)— Emily Nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) March 24, 2022
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 24 March 2022 03:52 (two years ago) link
damn that’s a great setlist
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 March 2022 04:05 (two years ago) link
search : "say goodbye to hollywood", "matter of trust"
destroy : pretty much anything else, & especially "piano man"
i may have answered this already 20 years ago - haven't got time to read whole thread right now - & if i did i bet my answer back then was exactly the same
― unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Thursday, 24 March 2022 06:10 (two years ago) link
Apparently there really is a William Joel Show - and channel! – on Sirius-XM.
― Misirlou Sunset (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 4 October 2022 13:45 (one year ago) link
That diner now seems even less impressive than the food has made it seem.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 16:13 (one year ago) link
Just saw Fred Hersch - great jazz pianist - and after a performance involving his trio and a string quartet, for an encore he told the audience he was going to play “an ‘80s pop tune…by Billy Joel.” I can’t say I’ve ever been a fan and others in the audience snickered, but Hersch said (not angrily) “don’t laugh, he’s a great songwriter, and this is called ‘And So It Goes’” to which a few people applauded. I didn’t realize Hersch had already recorded and released his own interpretation, but he made a solid case for it - without knowing the words, there were times where I could picture Ella Fitzgerald singing the melody beautifully.
Here’s the studio recording he made:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYo-5QSAwzM
― birdistheword, Sunday, 2 April 2023 02:21 (one year ago) link
(applauded as in to the announcement of the song’s name, but of course everyone applauded afterwards too)
― birdistheword, Sunday, 2 April 2023 02:22 (one year ago) link
Wait, where did you see Fred Hersch?
― Little Big Man Yells at Red Cloud (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 2 April 2023 02:27 (one year ago) link
92NY
https://www.92ny.org/event/fred-hersch
― birdistheword, Sunday, 2 April 2023 02:34 (one year ago) link
Nice
― Little Big Man Yells at Red Cloud (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 2 April 2023 02:36 (one year ago) link