good lord
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 19 July 2020 13:26 (three years ago) link
Seconding (only seconding!?) Stills' "Love the one You're With." Sounds like the hoariest of pick-up lines. "And if you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one you're with." Barf.
Dion's "The Wanderer" is pretty dire on this front, too.
"Oh well, I'm the type of guy who will never settle downWhere pretty girls are, well you know that I'm aroundI kiss 'em and I love 'em cause to me they're all the sameI hug 'em and I squeeze 'em they don't even know my name"
Yeah, you should be so proud, Dion.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 19 July 2020 13:55 (three years ago) link
the hollies' "hey carrie anne"
You were always something special to meQuite independent, never caringYou lost your charm as you were agingWhere is your magic disappearing?
― clouds, Sunday, 19 July 2020 14:08 (three years ago) link
LOL, There's dozens of those 'ramblin' man/no woman can hold me down and didn't I tell you that once?' songs in folk and blues.
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 July 2020 14:09 (three years ago) link
(xp)
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 July 2020 14:12 (three years ago) link
xxpost My theory re: 'The Wanderer' is that the Rosie tattooed on his chest (you know, the one he loves the best) has the last name Five-Fingers.
― Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Sunday, 19 July 2020 14:16 (three years ago) link
(hey) the diamonds shine - the ring is so fineBut here is the twist - she wears it right on her wrist
So his 'lean baby' is an ethereal figment of his imagination?
― pomenitul, Sunday, 19 July 2020 14:21 (three years ago) link
I kiss 'em and I love 'em cause to me they're all the sameI hug 'em and I squeeze 'em they don't even know my name
When you're a celebrity they let you do it.
― Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 19 July 2020 14:30 (three years ago) link
(xp) What?
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 July 2020 14:35 (three years ago) link
"my lean baby" possibly based on "has anybody seen my gal? (five foot two, eyes of blue)"
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Sunday, 19 July 2020 15:02 (three years ago) link
Her corporeal form is so slender as to be ghostly, borderline nonexistent.
― pomenitul, Sunday, 19 July 2020 15:11 (three years ago) link
My wife's so skinny her wedding ring fits on her wrist seems to be the joke there.
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 July 2020 16:08 (three years ago) link
I know, I'm just taking it a step further to emphasize its bizarreness.
― pomenitul, Sunday, 19 July 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link
I don't think it's that bizarre, it's just a bunch of skinny jokes corralled into a comic song.
― The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 July 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link
More revives need to start off with “What in the ever-loving fuckity-fuck is this?!?!” IMO
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Sunday, 19 July 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link
More Sinatra songs should have started off that way, as well.
― Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Sunday, 19 July 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link
Dion knows he's being a dick:
Oh, well I roam from town to townI go through life without a careAnd I'm as happy as a clownAnd with my two fists of iron but I'm going nowhere
― Kim Kimberly, Sunday, 19 July 2020 16:22 (three years ago) link
Re. “My Lean Baby”; there seems to be a point where the Singer /Protagonist Sounds Like a Dick Without Meaning To genre encroaches onto Accidental Randy Newman territory.
― Master of Treacle, Sunday, 19 July 2020 17:49 (three years ago) link
BMX Bandits wrote Your Class in response to Love The One You're With. Not sure off the top of my head how many answer songs there are to those by dick protagonists, but I would suspect a fair few
― PaulTMA, Sunday, 19 July 2020 18:28 (three years ago) link
From the wiki page on Tom Rapp's 1973 album, "Stardancer":
"Love/Sex" is a riposte to Stephen Stills' "Love The One You're With", containing the line "Love will get you through times of no sex / Better than sex will get you through times of no love",
― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 July 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link
re: "My Lean Baby" and "accidental Randy Newman," Cliff Richard's "Living Doll" may also qualify:
Got myself a cryin', talkin', sleepin', walkin', livin' dollGot to do my best to please her just 'cause she's a livin' dollGot a roamin' eye and that is why she satisfies my soulGot the one and only walkin', talkin', livin' dollTake a look at her hair, it's realIf you don't believe what I say, just feelI'm gonna lock her up in a trunk so no big hunkCan steal her away from me
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 20 July 2020 11:59 (three years ago) link
Now that is creepy!
― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Monday, 20 July 2020 12:04 (three years ago) link
Turns out Mark Lindsay, of "Arizona" fame, was shaming hippie chicks as early as 1967!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgFj1ThNCfY
Now you went away, you were taking the big tripParted with appropriate sighsWell and now you come back girl and you're talking so hipGot that glassy look in your eyesOh, Mo'reen, girl you look so cleanBut I know, Mo'reen, you're not what you seem
Oh, Mo'reen, girl you look so cleanBut I know, Mo'reen, you're not what you seem
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 16:04 (three years ago) link
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51agE-BHwyL.jpg
― brimstead, Sunday, 11 October 2020 21:10 (three years ago) link
look you have to assume he's talking about the sweater/scarf combo
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 October 2020 21:43 (three years ago) link
Ctl-f "Waitress in the Sky"
― Brad C., Sunday, 11 October 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link
I thought he was meant to, as discussed on the other thread.
― She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 11 October 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link
#MoreThanOneThread
I'm sure he knew he was coming off as a dick but I think he underestimated how seriously dickish he sounds
― Brad C., Sunday, 11 October 2020 22:02 (three years ago) link
Isn't the story that his sister was an air hostess/stewardess and the song was from the point of view of one of her antagonists?
― She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 11 October 2020 22:41 (three years ago) link
I wonder what she thought about it
some of my irritation with this song stems from its misogyny and some from its being such an earworm
― Brad C., Sunday, 11 October 2020 22:55 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP0aRVlWEuo
First, she tells her fiancé that she only got the other guy's letter "yesterday"; implying she didn't have time to respond before his train arrives. But later, in the bridge, she says: Well I never answered his letter / I just couldn't tell him that way.... Sounds like she's not being entirely forthright about when the letter arrived?
Second – I get why she didn't want to tell the guy in writing that she's engaged. But couldn't she at least pick up the phone? Her plan is to be standing there when he steps off the train; show him the ring on her finger; and leave him standing in Penn Station with a duffel bag on his shoulder and his d--k hanging out?
― stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 17:28 (three years ago) link
"Yesterday" can mean "the recent past", rather than the day before today.
― everything, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 20:03 (three years ago) link
“Yesterday, I got this letter”? I don’t think she’s speaking poetically!
― stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 20:27 (three years ago) link
Unreliable narrator. The singer is telling the story from the psych ward, where she was committed after enduring the traumas described in previous Shangri-Las songs and suffering a nervous breakdown.
― Josefa, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 23:43 (three years ago) link
think perhaps we need another thread along the lines of "would these lyrics stand up to scrutiny in a court of law?"
― Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 23:50 (three years ago) link
It's one of my favourite songs ever, but Todd Rundgren's version of sensitivity in "Hello It's Me" is maybe a little self-serving:
Think of meYou know that I'd be with you if I couldI'll come around to see you once in a whileOr if I ever need a reason to smileAnd spend the night if you think I should
― clemenza, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 23:57 (three years ago) link
"after enduring the traumas described in previous Shangri-Las songs" omg
― this honking's on a bobo (Doctor Casino), Friday, 12 March 2021 15:57 (three years ago) link
As I was walking down the street one day, a man came up to me and asked me what the time was that was on my watch, and I said, 'Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?'. And then he hit me really, really hard right in my stomach. I don't know why.
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 April 2021 18:31 (three years ago) link
Ha yeah that one definitely fits.
― Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Friday, 9 April 2021 18:32 (three years ago) link
you wouldn't have understood him if he'd told you, what the fuck even is "25 or 6 to 4"
― mark e. smith-moon (f. hazel), Friday, 9 April 2021 18:37 (three years ago) link
He's just a freshman in the quad puffin' on a doob and suddenly being all 'whoa, what even is time, man?' and trying to share his newfound wisdom with unamused passersby
'25 or 6 to 4' is a chronicle of his acid phase
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 April 2021 18:39 (three years ago) link
He's a Staples regional vice president now iirc
It wasn't just "a man" who came up to Robert Lamm, it was "The Man".
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 9 April 2021 19:09 (three years ago) link
a shame Cetera did not mention these inane stoner sidewalk chitchats among the "street sounds swirling through my mind."
― sgt. pepper's one-and-only bobo honkin' band (Doctor Casino), Friday, 9 April 2021 19:18 (three years ago) link
a man came up to me and asked me what the time was that was on my watch
And I showed him the watch that was on my wrist which was part of my arm that was attached to my body
And I suggested that he could use the eyes that were in his eye-sockets that were in his head, and thereby determine the time that was on my watch which was on my wrist that was part of my arm and therefore attached to my body
― Condé Nasty (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 9 April 2021 19:54 (three years ago) link
was thinking of this thread when I was listening to Beefheart's "My head is my only house unless it rains" the other dayanother in the long line of love song turned stalker anthem
I'll let a train be my feetIf it's too far to walk to youIf a train don't go there I'll get a jet or a busBecause I'm going to find youYou're going to see my shadow soon around you
I walk the meadow plainsWater deserts are my eyes until I find youI won't sleep until I find youI won't eat until I find you
I can feel you out there movingYou're mine, I know I'll find you
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 9 April 2021 20:01 (three years ago) link
a man came up to me and asked me what the time was that was on my watch, and it was a Swatch so I told him what the time was in Swatch Internet Time, @624, and he said does anybody really care about Swatches? and I said yeah, they have stores in most airports, somebody's gotta
― mark e. smith-moon (f. hazel), Friday, 9 April 2021 20:01 (three years ago) link
I know this is neither the time nor place but 'asked me what the time was that was on my watch' is my underrated nominee for most tortured English language construction in pop music.
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 April 2021 20:05 (three years ago) link
In the Beefheart song, though, there's no indication that the subject is trying to evade the singer. It always brings to mind someone looking for a lost animal to me.
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 9 April 2021 20:06 (three years ago) link