that's a hell of an either/or mission statement you're fronting there
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 15:45 (nine years ago) link
saer: do you not have the option / equipment to put on headphones and listen to something else?
maybe i missed this.
― alpine static, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link
Sort of but not really, im kind of pair-programming (with a different person again)
― saer, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:43 (nine years ago) link
In regards to bland whiteboy soul with silly haircuts, is Sam Smith at least preferable to John Newman, who was also trying to make it big around that time?
― MarkoP, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link
My kids hate Sam Smith so much. They are 8.
― schwantz, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 18:08 (nine years ago) link
kids otm
― example (crüt), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 18:10 (nine years ago) link
Sam Smith is dull Dull DULL but still > John Newman.
― That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 18:25 (nine years ago) link
I am very sorry for your misery, saer, but your discovery of these horrors through lyric googling have left me giggling
― mh, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link
So this is what John Popper is up to nowadays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXVHJsVL4iM
― Frontier Psychiatrist, Thursday, 9 April 2015 07:36 (nine years ago) link
Latch is cool with me
― deej loaf (D-40), Thursday, 9 April 2015 11:01 (nine years ago) link
not sure what this one is
"im getting married, gonna burn a hole in the rug"
― saer, Thursday, 9 April 2015 14:00 (nine years ago) link
You are hearing Marry The Night by Lady Gaga from 2011.
― MarkoP, Thursday, 9 April 2015 14:49 (nine years ago) link
'latch' is phenomenal, especially for a radio hit
― the fuckin catalina wine mixer (sleepingbag), Thursday, 9 April 2015 14:51 (nine years ago) link
the production is incredibly innovative imo and i think smith has some pretty interesting idiosyncrasies in his vocal performance
― the fuckin catalina wine mixer (sleepingbag), Thursday, 9 April 2015 14:56 (nine years ago) link
I dont think ive heard Latch though i havent googled all the lyrics yet.
Not one from googling but I saw something on the computer called Ninth Parallel that sounds like Prog PC Music, this may be the one that tips me over the edge.
― saer, Thursday, 9 April 2015 15:16 (nine years ago) link
is 'blow up the moon' a 'walk the moon' spinoff band?
― dyl, Thursday, 9 April 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link
ella henderson kinda-sorta happened here too at least w/ that one song but its eventual success was relatively minor compared to how long it was pushed at radio, promoted on tv and such
― dyl, Thursday, 9 April 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link
yeah I remember Ella being on Ellen ages ago singing that song about going down to the river to pray. Always had trouble picturing any of the English people I know bothering to get on the tube to commune with God on the Southbank but I don't know her life
Also I haven't read this thread in weeks I can't believe you still haven't said anything to your co-worker saer lmao
― Leonard Pine, Thursday, 9 April 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link
that would be "Ghost" and it's not so much fuck this shit worst as just unremarkable AC filler
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 April 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link
We're back again today with the same playlist, I keep thinking I've identified most of the worst offenders, but with it being so long there's always an old enemy from last week reappearing
― saer, Friday, 10 April 2015 10:12 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECzoKdWgvrM
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 13 April 2015 15:31 (nine years ago) link
He's back again
Yesterday I put something on before he was able to. I was able to put something on yesterday to stop this attack, but quietly enough it didnt get too much in the way of serenity. Unfortunately I could also hear the air conditioning and some people talking in another room
Today the antagonistic and threatening sounds are back. It reminds me of the day some hooligans from Birmingham City came into the woods and urinated on a resting squirrel and graffitied a tree
― saer, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 09:01 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eUdwabtcrE
Or, in case you don't have time to listen to the whole thing, the highlight:
In my dreams you're the dutch and I'm the dutchessAnd your blunts are always looseSo I'm in charge of rolling dutchesAnd we getting so highWe always get the munchiesAnd we go for early brunchesThat turn into late lunchesAnd we ain't got a labelWe just rolling with the punchesI make fun of your bellyAnd tell you to do some crunches
― That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:47 (nine years ago) link
this might be a good year to start a worst song of the year poll and this is a good place to pull nominations
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:53 (nine years ago) link
I think he knows
The music was quieter today, though it was the same playlist
but later on, it disappeared
there is now silence
life is good
― saer, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:55 (nine years ago) link
boy oh boy I sure love that low-hanging fruit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7--C6Qb-JAs
― katherine, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 19:41 (nine years ago) link
Those lyrics are haunting. I like the part where they say baby baby over and over.
― schwantz, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link
lol
as easy they are to hate i do find bep genuinely amusing much of the time :(
― dyl, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link
he is humming
― saer, Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:43 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a8qXZoiszs
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:46 (nine years ago) link
"any requests? I have too much to choose from"
this is a new playlist now he has put on now, ed sheeran followed by swedish house mafia. and his humming along
― saer, Friday, 17 April 2015 09:40 (nine years ago) link
SRSLY americans why the fuck did you legitimise him, JUST SAY NO to boring bland british whiteboy soul
hahaha no one ever went broke betting on American susceptibility to this shit
― The Reverend, Friday, 17 April 2015 11:26 (nine years ago) link
I feel barely-positive about Disclosure and hate Sam Smith with the heat of hell but "Latch" is a total jam
― The Reverend, Friday, 17 April 2015 11:28 (nine years ago) link
actually I guess I hate hearing it out but on the radio it sounds perfect
― The Reverend, Friday, 17 April 2015 11:31 (nine years ago) link
god, is that only song that uptight motherfucker has ever sounded LOOSE on?
― The Reverend, Friday, 17 April 2015 11:36 (nine years ago) link
latch is disclosure's best song. liking their others and not that is to labour under a misapprehension
― r|t|c, Friday, 17 April 2015 11:39 (nine years ago) link
The longer but essentially identical answer is that this very whitebread congeniality sets up shop at the exact point where politeness short-circuits with rudeness, offering a soulfulness so garish, so ripe for colonisation by a particularly gauche display of aspirationalism, that it can only end up as the authentic* music of a street culture disinterested in the vexed, handwringing negotiations of self and other that both inspire and erode 90% of contemporary British dance music.
tim f's sharpest bit of crit this decade imo
― r|t|c, Friday, 17 April 2015 11:43 (nine years ago) link
(that's about 'control' i should say but it remains the pertinent vector into "bland whiteboy soul" hardman postures)
― r|t|c, Friday, 17 April 2015 11:47 (nine years ago) link
Yesterday I left the room briefly and came back in and everyone was laughing, and he said "yeah sorry, guilty pleasure this one"
― saer, Saturday, 18 April 2015 07:42 (nine years ago) link
lmao I should clarify that was a *positive* writeup of "control" (as it well should be)
― katherine, Saturday, 18 April 2015 14:32 (nine years ago) link
between video and song this is a pretty good contender for worst of the year imohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSam5sBjvPk"Most video directors thought my ideas were too zany, I forced myself to learn how to edit and directed the video myself, and who better to star in my video then The Fat Jewish who has always been a supporter of my Instagram page. I wanted to create something that made you feel like you were on drugs and portrayed internet culture in a nutshell."
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 April 2015 21:31 (nine years ago) link
It gave me a headache and so I took an aspirin, so technically speaking I suppose I do now feel like I'm on drugs.
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 08:23 (nine years ago) link
i was able to last 1 minute before shutting it down
― j. winters (josh), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 19:02 (nine years ago) link
SPLURT#OMW2SYG"The Fat Jew""Swiggity Swooty I'm Comin Fo Dat Booty"pseudo-"RAPPA POM POM!"-dancehall stylezchampagne facialsub-tim and eric video skills"OFFICIAL MERCH"recurring iphone framing#SWOOTYDANCE
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 19:16 (nine years ago) link
i'm just saying this has everything you want from a legit worst song of 2015 contender
This might be a controversial offering, but Little Big Town has a new Top 40 crossover called "Girl Crush." It's not about platonic admiration of another woman, it's about being furiously jealous of a girl who gets to date someone she has a standard crush on. Even the intimations of lesbian urges are couched in this jealousy. I want to taste her lips is followed by Yeah, 'cause they taste like you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYZMT8otKdI
Hoping this doesn't start some "is it right or wrong to be offended/not offended" thing, but using the phrase "i've got a girl crush" to mean "i wish that i was jessie's girl" seems pretty fucking tragic
― da croupier, Thursday, 23 April 2015 19:09 (nine years ago) link
turns out jezebel already wrote about the song (figured it made the radar of people who don't wait till it hits the top 40), but in terms of country audiences not digging the saphphic winks, rather than the co-option of the phrase "girl crush" to mean something bitter
http://themuse.jezebel.com/little-big-towns-girl-crush-a-perfect-storm-of-country-1693794535
― da croupier, Thursday, 23 April 2015 19:16 (nine years ago) link
i'm not saying your take is necessarily wrong, but that song is great
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 April 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link
feel like a song like this generates its energy *because* its gets its own core concept wrong. it's "annoying."
― goole, Thursday, 23 April 2015 19:21 (nine years ago) link
yeah i wonder if it would do as well if the line was "I have a hate crush"
― da croupier, Thursday, 23 April 2015 19:25 (nine years ago) link