only hear a week and dude already gets an "Ask ____" thread? gtfo
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link
*fumes w jealousy*
Ask Οὖτις
― Mordy, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link
If I ask you for your favorite 80s rap record, which decade will you respond with?
― deej loaf (D-40), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:47 (nine years ago) link
RT,What is your favorite butter substitute in cooking? My cholesterol thanks you.JF
What is your favorite butter substitute in cooking? My cholesterol thanks you.
JF
Ah, the butter myth. Just get some organic butter mate. Butter is full of vitamins, good fats, and medium and short chain fats that actually help in fat burning. Read this http://authoritynutrition.com/7-reasons-why-butter-is-good-for-you/
― Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link
If you were a sock puppet account, who's sock would you want to be?
― deej loaf (D-40), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link
Best lyrics: Great adventures of Slick Rick,
most creative:3 feet
most ahead of its time:critical beatdown
favourite:Evert Fat Boys record
― Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:56 (nine years ago) link
Dear Raccoon Tanuki,
What's your ride?
Yours,
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link
Ah, the butter myth. Just get some organic butter mate.
― Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 17:48 (32 minutes ago)
wait does this mean you are british
― Contrappunto dialettico alla mente (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link
Another blow for our empire.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link
Might be Dorke having a laugh
― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link
Raccoon Tanuki,
This is Cartoon Saluki:http://art.artist.dragoart.com/saluki-dog-first-time-using-gimp_1_000000038031_1.jpg
I think you two would really hit it off.
Regards,
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:02 (nine years ago) link
I like this theory
― 龜, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link
Racoon Tanuki what is your favorite pre-disco Bee Gees song
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:08 (nine years ago) link
― Contrappunto dialettico alla mente (nakhchivan), Tuesday, September 30, 2014 1:21 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
she has a privately educated south western English voice, which funnily enough is also what Martina TB has.
― Raccoon Tanuki, Monday, September 22, 2014 6:43 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― rob, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:21 (nine years ago) link
Raccoon Tanuki, what do you think of this post
Would have voted for Type of Way as my #1 had I voted. Just a fucking transcendental record. So much fun to be had with Rich Homie Quan impressions too.― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, January 23, 2014 10:37 AM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, January 23, 2014 10:37 AM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― 龜, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:27 (nine years ago) link
i wouldn't consider slick rick a british rapper
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, September 24, 2014 6:35 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
He's not American though.. officially. British passport, born/raised in London till 12, British parents, raps with a British accent, was deported back to England by US government. Was going to say this is ridiculous and what matters is being in New York at the time but then again he was so different in everything he did big argument to be made for his Britishnessness being the key to that I guess.
― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, September 24, 2014 9:16 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Onan Pullett (wins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:49 (nine years ago) link
not that it's necessarily untrue but it's only ever british herbs that point it out
just this week I heard professor green dusting it off on the radio
― Onan Pullett (wins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:51 (nine years ago) link
type of way 2nd best song of last year after 'happy' so yeah.
― Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:53 (nine years ago) link
not that it's necessarily untrue but it's only ever british herbs that point it outjust this week I heard professor green dusting it off on the radio
All of the swans we have seen are white. Therefore, all swans are white.
― Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link
more like if it looks like a raccoon and shits like a raccoon tbh
― Onan Pullett (wins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:57 (nine years ago) link
but a tanuki isn't actually a raccoon. or in any way related to a raccoon.
― Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:00 (nine years ago) link
it is a cousin of the saluki
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link
yeah they prob even shit differently for all Ive researched this
― Onan Pullett (wins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link
^ has tanuki blind spot and proud of it
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link
tanuki is eaten throughout europe you ignorant cunt
― Onan Pullett (wins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:09 (nine years ago) link
well hey now
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:11 (nine years ago) link
smdh we're seriously not gonna recast slick rick as some kinda bullshit wee pappa girls/derek b "bullet from a gun" b.s. c'mon dude
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:16 (nine years ago) link
next he'll be claiming Dana Dane
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:26 (nine years ago) link
the U.S. used to be British coloniestherefore, all U.S. rappers are British
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:57 (nine years ago) link
so raccoon tanuki is wight dorke.
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 20:34 (nine years ago) link
Are you Wight Dorke?
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 20:35 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NIurQxvX3g
― Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link
went to central london on the weekend, awful, gentrified, commercial, corporate, achingly emptily cool desperations, selfie sticks, $15 organic single organic cookies, no cafes, zero independants, zero young locals, 100% tourists and rich families. Really you have to go quite far to the outskirts now to find any real people or places in London. Theres miles and miles of corporate desert and it's soul destroying. Other than Bodean's there's no where to even eat. The actual independant places are just hipster run offs frequented by yuppie clients selling nothing. You've got this street Carnaby Street famous in the past for hippie culture and swinging 60s and mods and independent boutiques and you get there and it's fucking filled with Puma and Adidas stores, wtf? They play up it's heritage and put that shit all along it. Soulless. Pay £10 for a tube day pass, get onto the most grotty disgustingly unclean underground trains in teh world in my experience. Had to walk around South Kensington for a bit, just a pile of rich shit and yuppies and dead eyed tourists how can anyone stay sane there?Cities I generally find disgusting depressing places, but I have never been more depressed and dispossessed and lacking in confidence in humanity by a City than last weekend in London.― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, October 1, 2014 4:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Cities I generally find disgusting depressing places, but I have never been more depressed and dispossessed and lacking in confidence in humanity by a City than last weekend in London.
― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, October 1, 2014 4:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link
my guess is this is either Marcello or dog latin.
― Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 15:46 (nine years ago) link
sure do hate those tourists
― ≖_≖ (Lamp), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link
in retrospect i probably should have lived in London for five years before we went on vacation there
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:18 (nine years ago) link
why did you go on holiday to london?
― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link
i wanted to see london and my aunt was living there and i wanted to visit her
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link
i think the real qn is why raccoon tanuki went on holiday to london
― ≖_≖ (Lamp), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:25 (nine years ago) link
i had fun btw! i've been to london a couple times for work, i liked it
but i dunno i tend to just hang out and check shit out and drink and not ruminate over humanity and shit, big ben! pretty big fuckin clock u gotta admit man
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link
nfl game was on, entire regent street was closed down for "nfl street party". dan marino was there, coach of raiders called london "the most beautiful city in the world" lol
― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link
i had fun btw! i've been to london a couple times for work, i liked itbut i dunno i tend to just hang out and check shit out and drink and not ruminate over humanity and shit, big ben! pretty big fuckin clock u gotta admit man
yeah, if its your first time in london. I loved london the first 10 times i visited. The last time though, it all caved in and realisation hit home that we're fucked.
― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link
What kind of phone do you use? What kind of computer?
Thanks,龜
― 龜, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link
i'd kill to party w/dan marino
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link
"laces out, dan!" lol i bet he'd love it!
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:44 (nine years ago) link
wtf at posting "ask...." threads on ilm
― zero content albums (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link
yeah, if its your first time in london. I loved london the first 10 times i visited. The last time though, it all caved in and realisation hit home that we're fucked.― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, October 1, 2014 9:29 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, October 1, 2014 9:29 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Raccoon Taylor Tanuki,
who is this 'we'?
TGIF,
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link
ask yourself who is really holding the selfie stick
- you or the phone?
― Raccoon Tanuki, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link
Hi Raccoon Tanuki,
What are your feelings about dubstep? Also, how do you feel about hoodies?
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 22:15 (nine years ago) link
no that's exactly right
― samovars are trying to steep (wins), Friday, 24 March 2017 23:15 (seven years ago) link
I doubt it Ask Raccoon Tanuki Turrican is a p sensible poster on a lot of ILM threads
― Οὖτις, Friday, 24 March 2017 23:18 (seven years ago) link
I just Turrican't with this
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Friday, 24 March 2017 23:21 (seven years ago) link
Sure... If "raccoon tanuki" is your idea of a sensible poster
― samovars are trying to steep (wins), Friday, 24 March 2017 23:21 (seven years ago) link
lmao
― a but (brimstead), Friday, 24 March 2017 23:40 (seven years ago) link
Yup, as Shakey said, this has absolutely nothing to do with me. In fact I said as much about two years ago?
Oh, and wins, do be quiet you utter fuckhole.
― Coolio Iglesias (Turrican), Saturday, 25 March 2017 00:01 (seven years ago) link
team turrican for life <3
― Lebro v. Wade (Spottie), Saturday, 25 March 2017 00:03 (seven years ago) link
Weekends here guys
Have sum fun
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Saturday, 25 March 2017 00:05 (seven years ago) link
ban wins
― Treeship, Saturday, 25 March 2017 00:14 (seven years ago) link
no don't ban wins
― a but (brimstead), Saturday, 25 March 2017 01:51 (seven years ago) link
Fine then
― Treeship, Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:18 (seven years ago) link
ban everyone
― Choco Blavatsky (seandalai), Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:42 (seven years ago) link
no more hiding behind mammal species
^^^
― samovars are trying to steep (wins), Saturday, 25 March 2017 09:15 (seven years ago) link
Looking in your direction, "Neanderthal"
oog ugh Neanderthal hungry
― i am also Tombot (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 March 2017 12:32 (seven years ago) link
Guys it's me. I'm every troll. I was even Dom Passantino
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 25 March 2017 12:38 (seven years ago) link
This definitely checks out but if you are tanuki then just who is turrican??
― samovars are trying to steep (wins), Saturday, 25 March 2017 12:54 (seven years ago) link
he's just said, he's every troll
― millwallreptile (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 March 2017 12:54 (seven years ago) link
This guy was punkishippies as well, no?
― ultros ultros-ghali, Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:33 (seven years ago) link
Tombot?
― samovars are trying to steep (wins), Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:34 (seven years ago) link
that would explain his test message in metal a few moments ago
looking forward to his terrible metal opinions again
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:35 (seven years ago) link
xpost
I don't mean Tomboto obvs
― ultros ultros-ghali, Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:35 (seven years ago) link
Can't wait for his take on that Shining poster! xp
― ultros ultros-ghali, Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:36 (seven years ago) link
The one with Nicholson's face in the door?
― samovars are trying to steep (wins), Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:38 (seven years ago) link
would think a raccoon of all creatures would appreciate a safe space
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:42 (seven years ago) link
Some raccoons are tired of being always being victims.
― Bill Teeters (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 March 2017 13:46 (seven years ago) link
his most recent posts are vile misognyist bullshit inspired by not liking a janelle monae song, turned out he hadn't fully changed his brand to anti-semitism and still had room for misogyny
still wonder if he was someone's long-game troll persona/parody account but who knows, good riddance regardless
― slothroprhymes, Saturday, 2 May 2015 18:49 (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
What would the long-game be, exactly?
― subject's companion from prior surveillance (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 2 May 2015 19:06 (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
universal health care iirc
― difficult listening hour, Saturday, 2 May 2015 19:11 (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
For this lol much thanks
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 September 2017 23:18 (six years ago) link
That rando “jb” who just got banned for homophobia def had some wite dork vibes but wow Paul ponzi might be the most woeful iteration yet, lighting up the “bad boy of the mojo letters page” end of the turriconstellation
― coetzee.cx (wins), Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:47 (five years ago) link
i think the valuableness of this P-P-Poster will have been noted by me a few weeks ago
― sarahell, Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:49 (five years ago) link
“bad boy of the mojo letters page”
lmao perfect
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link
xp I’ve no doubt, you are the all seeing eye at the centre of the pyramid which gives the scheme its name
― coetzee.cx (wins), Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:58 (five years ago) link
do ppl deserve second third chance on ilx idk
― ogmor, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:00 (five years ago) link
not quite all seeing -- i just saw this:
Sunday, October 7, 2018 4:43 AM Site dan_theman has been banned permanently.
― sarahell, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:00 (five years ago) link
was he stanton on the shoulders of giants and fell?
― sarahell, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:02 (five years ago) link
does stanton = larry appleton? if so, then yes
― rob, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:04 (five years ago) link
sometimes i think of "butt stanton" and giggle to myself
― Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:04 (five years ago) link
xp - stanton was the original, of the dirty ass partner and the mysterious Grim Reapah hip hop
― sarahell, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:06 (five years ago) link
Yeah I think Mr Ponzi is just a common or garden inexplicably angry about the minutiae of pedestrian music ilmor
― the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:07 (five years ago) link
sorry it was disgusting, not dirty --
C/D - Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare guest over
― sarahell, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:08 (five years ago) link
ah ha, I did not know burt and larry were the same posters. he seems destined to continually return in less funny, more troubling incarnations
― rob, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:11 (five years ago) link
in fairness grim reapah thread is an all time great brrbrrbrbrbrbbb
― Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link
tough but fair!
― sarahell, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:24 (five years ago) link
Forgotten about Turrican bizarrely choosing this thread, of all threads, to complain about nakh, thus leading many confused ILXors to assume he was RT. This was before he got unbearable too.
― Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 October 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link