Horrible '90s/'00s/'10s dot-com album covers like 'cher not.com.mercial'

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cb/Not_Com_Mercial_front.jpg

(some people started posting these on the horrible 70s album title thread, but they really deserves their own thread)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f1/JethroTull-albums-jtulldotcom.jpg

http://www.sainwales.com/content/sized/content/sized/remote/sain-s3-amazonaws-com-album_images-scd2215m-400x397.jpg

http://www.oocities.org/sunsetstrip/frontrow/7675/wanker.jpg

("they really deserve," I mean)

http://i.imgur.com/5xuFop6.jpg
(1999)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e1/Liveandwell.jpg
(1999)

http://i.imgur.com/qfIVQZx.jpg

Broz Ensemble – http://www.pesaro.com/broz (1996)

The Broz Ensemble, founded by Mario Mariani in 1992, active until 1998, refers to a Virus-God (called in an onomatopoeic way”Broz”) who roams the electronic circuitry and infests any type of system, including human beings. The CD released in 1996 contains 11 tracks sung in Italian, English, German and Japanese. It’s worth mentioning the guitar solo by Paul Chain in “Pianist 9 from outer space.”

Zappa reminiscences, humor à la Gong, orchestral arrangements are the main elements of this band which has performed successfully in international festivals like FIMU (France) and in 1998 at the Rossini Opera Festival (Italy) by supporting the teen opera “Isabella” by the Italian composer Azio Corghi

have u listened to that one

no

but it's on Spotify & I'm really curious to know what it sounds like

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0000/303/MI0000303414.jpg?partner=allrovi.com

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0002/233/MI0002233972.jpg?partner=allrovi.com

that trick daddy album

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/51/TrickDaddyThug.jpg/220px-TrickDaddyThug.jpg

The album's eponymous title website, tp-2.com, was taken out of service in 2001.

all it did was redirect you to getmusic.com and ask you to sign up for R. Kelly's mailing list. with such a unique domain name, you'd think they would have shown a little more imagination than that.

lol @ the UK version of that same marillion album:

http://i.imgur.com/bUnWmVB.jpg

who could forget this classic?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/Souljaboytellemdotcom.jpg

i actually wanted to hear this one. forgot it existed till this thread.

https://rymimg.com/lk/o/l/5e5ab261b1b7b97c8ed99d1b113b3809/2166214.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/uAvZthD.jpg
(2000)

https://web.archive.org/web/20000706204724/http://www.dwightyoakamacoustic.net/

DWIGHT FANS!

IT'S TRUE!

Dwight has recorded a new album made specifically for us, his fans. I read an interview online and Dwight said that he was inspired to record an acoustic album, due to the response he received from his acoustic set during his live show.

Click Here to read the interview.

Here's a new interview posted on 4/28/00.

Click here to read the interview.

Also, I just found out that he has a track you can hear on his website at www.dwightyoakam.net. He has posted three tracks so far.

He also has his own channel, that he selects the music for, on an internet radio station. Click Here

I found TOUR DATES!!! Click Here to Check Them Out.

When I get more information I'll post it here.

Later DY Fans!

actually a pretty good album

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/Girls_Against_Boys_Freakonica.jpeg

That Sakata album is great. Latter-day Pete Cosey!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/08/Www.pitchshifter.com_album_cover.jpg

(1998)

lol this thread

These are all foul.

The Trick Daddy album cover is a 10/10 classic, FUIUD

Could albums with this title be considered a special subcategory?

http://www.rapmusicguide.com/amass/images/inventory/11478/Screwball%20-%20Y2K.jpg

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/917/MI0001917718.jpg

This is special kind of awful:

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0000/222/MI0000222035.jpg

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0002/400/MI0002400415.jpg

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0001/526/MI0001526294.jpg

That last one is amazing.

Marillion.com cover deserves a special mention for including (albeit very distantly) the shop Stevie's Sounds where dozens of copies of said record could be purchased for £4

we need a .com.au

.com.aut to show them

jeez, these are only 15 years old but look like they were made a million years ago

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41HSG8VQNPL.jpg

fucking losing my shit at that gap band one, thank you tuomas

and god, that pitchshifter one, i feel like i saw that cover way more often than pitchshifter's limited popularity would suggest, like it really leaped out of used bins or something. That really nails a whole "thing" for me - 50s Americana, bad video toaster effect, even worse effect applied to even worse font...

Not an album but this line still pops into my head from time to time, as does the general mathematical unawareness of this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BDZCKTothc&t=3m37s

ah shit was supposed to link to 3:37

https://i.discogs.com/IFos7EGINRVysM7sS5EVK8DPwArbFsPs5ief6wj485s/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:594/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTQwMzY2/MjEtMTQ4NzIwNjA4/Ni03NDc5LmpwZWc.jpeg

Jimmy Smith - Dot Com Blues

And to repost this one now missing upthread...

https://i.discogs.com/99xgvbrYA4moQJ8lMVnRYPJvL9SYYd5wZz0gnWPpsno/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:594/w:595/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTEyODQz/MzctMTIwNjM3MTk4/MS5qcGVn.jpeg

The Gap Band - Y2K Funkin' Till 2000 Comz

disturbing yet appropriate revive