Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

Listen how they word it, be observant
Then house negro; today, civil servant

five hundred-somethin dollars layin right there in the street
huh now let's try an get somethin to eat

Still smoking, still drinking
I'm leanin' on the Lincoln 4AM, thinking

Lifestyle's exquisite
Yayo like a blizzard
Equire attire
Standin' on ground with one pivot

― cheddar burress (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, August 20, 2009 1:48 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

gotta be 'acquire attire'

on that note,

get together like a choir / to acquire what we desire

now you know it's lil weezy off the heezy, believe me, whoa
hot like pepper slidin out the kompressor slow

red bezel on my jacob looking like a sliced tomato
fuck a hater i blow acres of jamaica in decatur

that line's been on mind all week

Get way in the back of the truck/motherfuck
You fell off like a helmet/you outta ya element

WHO THE FLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUCK! WANT! WHAT!
Catch Bleek in South Beach outta the reach of the police

my chain got pneumonia, my watch got the measles
- gucci mane

think you got a buzz cause you known at strokers
- gucci mane

I got a lot of family, you got a lot of fans
That's why the people got my back like the Verizon man

Different time zones on em, kill these niggas lyrically
Left side of my closet look invaded by Italy

hahaha who is that

dro right?

some dude named Brinx? it's on the Nicki Minaj mixtape

like a pigeon in the sky
i have shitted in your eye

that gucci? thought it was "i just shitted on your ride"

might be

yah u right

great line tho

take that to the bank wit'cha
i rock my hat to the side like i paint pictures
smoke weed talk shit like lane kiffin
whole country in recession but wayne different

I'm twenty-eight light years old
If the ref get political, dribble like Bob Dole

all my bitches got booties, cuz emeralds and rubies
in my chain, give these hoes faith like a sunni

love how oddly perverse that line ends up being

Order a rapper for lunch and spit out the chain

MF Doom

all my bitches got booties, cuz emeralds and rubies
in my chain, give these hoes faith like a sunni

― nog right (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, November 11, 2009 7:40 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

??

it's actually question from the second verse of "that boy bad"

oh haa he has some corny ass raps on that tho -- whats that one about eating popcorn because his albums like a movie

yeah basically that whole verse is corny except 4 that

look at my balls, man
they so big
the hairs on 'em look like two big ole afro wigs

lol @ wayne dropping lane kiffin punchlines! he's such a ESPN nerd i love that about him

I told the world my story, the world where I'm from
souljaboyxl.com

soulja boy tellem, im icy as a icicle
so much money i valet park my bicycle

haha, that's nice.

yes I make mistakes that I don't ever make excuses for
like leavig girls that love me and constantly seducing hoes.

i got a pocket full of stones cuz i fell off my dirt bike in cargo pants
i rock a microphone literally, litter the track lyrically with bottles, cans

i keep screamin i'm not a role model but still children wanna be like me
and see like me i hope they never get to see the penitentiary like me

right now I have "Peruvians tried to do me in / I ain't paid them yet" written on my whiteboard

Mommy don't worry, I won't abuse it
Hurry up and finish so we can watch "Clueless"

soulja boy tellem, im icy as a icicle
so much money i valet park my bicycle

― brutt fartve (k3vin k.)

rofl this one too. "so much money bitch i valet park my bicycle"

One of my favorite misheard couplets:

"I got that egg nog shit that will break you neck / Woo hah! Got you all in check."

One for the butters, I came from the gutter
No-- I came from my mother, but you know what I mean

What the fuck we look like?
Corny-ass niggas eatin' jello in the crowd at an open mic?

And every time I'm in a jam I always find a loophole
I got a crime record longer than Manute Bol

Ain’t got no guns, ain’t got no jewelery
Show stay packed with tons of groupies
They go crazy, act unruly
Fans in the crowd hella high like Coolie
Girls in the crowd screaming, “Choose me! Do me!”
I play it humble like, “Excuse me? Who me?”

re: yelawolf - is the chorus in trunk muzik "alabama's unanimous animal yelawolf i'm an 808 innovator ain't no betta way to get DOWN"?

Before anyone bites this gem:

"I duck bills like a platypus"

BLOGGZY

I cook the mic like a beefsteak, my technique's great
and I'm the nigga police hate in each state