Kanye vs. Taylor Swift: Dumbest beef of all time

I'm trying to forget some stuff to be less pathetic, though. Anyone have a Men In Black memory wipe thingie?

was katy perry's guitarist susan sontag?

nah she plays on the record but jong is doing the tours i think

I hope you feel appropriately pathetic for knowing this.

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, September 15, 2009 2:33 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no, sry 4 dashing yr hopes

i think he can pulverize your self-esteem with some more withering putdowns, though, just watch

its ok ive gotten used to the attendant paranoia that comes with being in the crosshairs of the internet assassin granny dainger

how do they cut to that woman JUST BEFORE SHE STANDS UP after the t/K moment

MOAR PATHETIC: NECKBEARDS RATIONALIZING CREEPY SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO TAYLOR SWIFT THROUGH 'APPRECIATION' OF 'HER MUSIC' vs KNOWING KANYE'S REALLY INTO MUSIC VIDS

uh, taylor swift's performance was fucking A imo!

my sexual attraction to taylor swift has nothing to do with her music.

Nor her buckteeth.

taylor is a dime iirc

o_O @ those twitter posts. I guess it shouldn't come as a surprise that people like that have access to computers/teh internet, but usually the sort of online racism that comes across my radar is at least a bit more subtle & doesn't consist of unabashed usage of the n-word. Christ, people are scary.

I think she's beautiful most of the time, just every once in awhile I see a very unflattering picture of her mouth and horseface.

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You take that horseface comment back, son. That smile has won awards.

And the Triple Crown.

Her face isn't long enough to be a horseface. She does look a little weird sometimes, though.

damn forks

i kid. she's generally cute.

Kanye's more entertaining than she is so she can fuck right off

YO I'M PROUD OF YOU AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH BUT SARAH JESSICA PARKER HAD ONE OF THE BEST HORSE FACES OF ALL TIME!

^^^^^^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbatjA-N5z8

"cut the president some slack"
man his press pool meeting sound awesome

I loves my president

lil mama is the shrink ray afflicted, transgendered Jay Z of the future, come back to warn Jay about the alien invasion. He jumped on stage to pass a data disc into his own pocket with vital information about how to destroy their hive lair.

you'd have to be blind to miss it.

that was the best post on this amazing thread up until the Sarah Jessica Parker zing.

http://kanyegate.tumblr.com

more gifs what people luv^

i kid. she's generally cute.

― EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, September 15, 2009 5:20 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

no i meant that was pretty funny!

yo shakey i'm proud of you and imma let u finish but burt_stanton was one of the best trolls of all time

it's called a ratface, people. you can also refer to her as "taylor squint".

c'mon i bet you can work that meme a lil more guys and totally deplete it of any funniness.

i just got the joke in the thread title

Could you imagine how fucking ridiculous you'd feel if the president of the united states called you a jackass.

would probably depend on the president, but yeah

i'd feel worse of the presidents of the united states called me a jackass.

what's the joke in the title?

um of all time

obama 1
kanye 0

http://www.atom.com/spotlights/kanye_west_apology/

Have fun.

I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO NOEL EDMONDS AND FLAVA FLAV FOR CREATING THE OROFICE. I SPOKE TO FLAVA FLAV RIGHT AFTER. NOEL EDMONDS IS VERY HARROWING !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR LOUNGING AND RADIATING!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT BMX. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO NOEL EDMONDS 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF PILLAR!!! YOU KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!! PILLOW I GAVE MY FLOORBOARD TO KIM KARDASHIAN WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

Blame the cognac.

Someday Kanye is going to make a wonderful C-list celeb with a reality show.

lol today i heard a radio DJ play the Jay Leno interview audio and directly segue from that to "Blame It"

i probably shoulda gone with "yo is it true taylor swift got sonned by kanye west after a mtv beef??????"

i didn't realize the title was a joke, i thought it was an honest assessment of the situation

xpost that would have been a great title, see if you can change it

um, i think i can live with it as is? not keeping me up nights

This thread is like the Terminator: the second it starts to go down the page and die it lunges back with a new twist and another fifty posts. Looking forward to the Kanye West/Taylor Swift apology-sex tape, or whatever comes next.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0PwqvwyG54
"Always going apeshit and what not"

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