Kanye vs. Taylor Swift: Dumbest beef of all time

so Jay calls Brett and is like 'Look, I came back a few times myself. Do what you do big man' and Brett is like YEAH MORE FUN. Meanwhile Jay's already got Peterson on lock for a four album deal but only once his football career is over. So Favre implodes the team, Peterson retires early in 2011, drops his first album "28 and First" on Jay's new label and becomes the biggest star in country music.

We're leaking it to Perez Hilton shortly for more publicity; just waiting for Roger Goodell to sign off.

how does lil mama play into jay-z's web of lies

2007: Megan Fox is just about to sign up for her first porno but Jay Z flies in and stops her; tells her she's got "bigger things" to attend to.

Less than three years later, Jay's mint-in-box Transformers collection has quadrupled in value.

lil mama is the shrink ray afflicted, transgendered Jay Z of the future, come back to warn Jay about the alien invasion. He jumped on stage to pass a data disc into his own pocket with vital information about how to destroy their hive lair.

you'd have to be blind to miss it.

forks is not back

jay calls whiney to get him to return to ilx just to throw off the scent

how long have you been working for the roc whiney? are there sandwiches involved?

I read that as "Jay calls Whitney" -- another important piece of the puzzle.

this thread.

Kanye was actually hoping the president would call him a jackass! We all played right into his hands!

Jay called Obama to tell him to call Kanye that, hoping to score the Washington DC demo.

whiney left ilx? i swear i saw posts last month

hey, so are the dumb-assed .gifs done? is it safe to come back yet?

Jay asked whiney to leave, it all ties together.

yes, jess, people have stopped posted gifs, you can go back to reading the kanye vs. taylor swift beef thread

thank god.

Having images off = nicest thing about being a mod.

kanye really doesn't need the internet's help to keep me chuckling, is all.

incidentally, is there a way as a mod to turn the images on?

except for the racist twitter posts. those were good.

Yeah, you say "hey images, I really love you ..."

No -- except by logging out.

what are the racist kanye twitter posts about?

it seems kanye west is a black man!

Oh yeah, this guy I knew from high school had an update on Facebook that said:

Jim voted 'Yes' in the "Does Kanye deserve a country ass-whuppin' for what he done did to Taylor?" poll.

it seems kanye west is a black man!

― strongohulkingtonsghost, Tuesday, September 15, 2009 4:44 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh word? huh, that makes sense...i personally don't see race i only see ppl but his being black could definitely color the debate a bit

oh, I get it. are some taylor swift fans talking about his uppitiness or something? i thought you meant kanye was the one being racialist on twitter.

and i clearly didn't read the thread. yeesh, never mind.

kanye abstains from twitter, he prefers to have unlimited characters for his all-caps rants

as is his wont, being uppity.

shoulda put "uppity" in quotes there maybe - don't get me wrong

lol

i want to start using the phrase "country fried ass whuppin" more often

probably don't do that

okay

SNL did a sketch 2 years ago (with Kanye playing himself) about how he always interrupts award shows. It's almost verbatim to what happened on Sunday. Old habits die hard, etc.

So that makes it even worse, if he's become a parody of himself.

KanyeUniverseCity.com

should be noted that kanye is super into videos caring abt them a lot and has gone so far as to produce three videos for the same song paying for them out of pocket just cause he luvs that shit

I hope you feel appropriately pathetic for knowing this.

the whole 3-videos-for-"Jesus Walks" thing was a big publicity thing that MTV promoted the hell out of at the time

I hope you feel appropriately superior for not knowing that, though.

i hope we've all learned something here today

I'm trying to forget some stuff to be less pathetic, though. Anyone have a Men In Black memory wipe thingie?

was katy perry's guitarist susan sontag?

nah she plays on the record but jong is doing the tours i think

I hope you feel appropriately pathetic for knowing this.

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, September 15, 2009 2:33 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no, sry 4 dashing yr hopes

i think he can pulverize your self-esteem with some more withering putdowns, though, just watch

its ok ive gotten used to the attendant paranoia that comes with being in the crosshairs of the internet assassin granny dainger

how do they cut to that woman JUST BEFORE SHE STANDS UP after the t/K moment

MOAR PATHETIC: NECKBEARDS RATIONALIZING CREEPY SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO TAYLOR SWIFT THROUGH 'APPRECIATION' OF 'HER MUSIC' vs KNOWING KANYE'S REALLY INTO MUSIC VIDS

uh, taylor swift's performance was fucking A imo!

my sexual attraction to taylor swift has nothing to do with her music.