― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 29 December 2005 08:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 29 December 2005 08:05 (eighteen years ago) link
A: Endless Love
― musically (musically), Monday, 11 September 2006 20:52 (eighteen years ago) link
For some reason when I imagine "you're totally hired" in a Mark E. Smith voice, it comes out in the voice of Snake from the Simpsons.
― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 11 September 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 11 September 2006 21:18 (eighteen years ago) link
(I went through a period of a week or so where I thought jokes about the Doors not having a bassist were hilarious. Don't ask.)
― bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Monday, 11 September 2006 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 11 September 2006 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Monday, 11 September 2006 22:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― everything (everything), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Monty Von Byonga (Monty Von Byonga), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 08:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 08:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― avery keen-gardner (avery keen-gardner), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 10:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― musically (musically), Saturday, 7 October 2006 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― Øystein (Øystein), Saturday, 7 October 2006 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link
A. They both come on small crackers.
― monocle (Sean Miguel), Saturday, 7 October 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link
Q: What do vegetarian worms eat?
A: Linda McCartney.
― chap who would dare to contain two ingredients. Tea and bags. (chap), Sunday, 8 October 2006 00:41 (seventeen years ago) link
What major top selling pop group masturbates together just before going on stage, ejaculating at precisely the same moment on a towel supplied by their management?
'NSync
Why did the Red Hot Chilli Peppers cross the road?
They were running away from the rehab clinic.
Why do the Red Hot Chilli Peppers wear socks on their cocks?
Because they've lost all bladder control.
― Matt Olken (Moodles), Sunday, 8 October 2006 01:28 (seventeen years ago) link
q. what's brown and rhymes with snoop?
a. dr. dre
― musically, Thursday, 24 July 2008 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link
lulz
― Joseph McCombs, Thursday, 24 July 2008 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Some 1978 zine said this joke was making the rounds in NYC punk dives:
What has ten legs and kills its girlfriend? Squid Vicious.
― dad a, Thursday, 24 July 2008 18:28 (sixteen years ago) link
more neil hamburger barbs:
what do you call a senior citizen who can't refrain from showing her genitalia in public? madonna.
what's the difference between courtney love and the american flag? it'd be wrong to urinate on the american flag.
― andrew m., Thursday, 24 July 2008 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link
more Hamburger
What's Elton John and a Sabre Toothed Tiger got in common
Hell Knows but I would'nt let either of them near my ass
― sonnyboy, Thursday, 24 July 2008 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link
I heard that Dr. Dre one recently.
F3rg's Sparks joke still wins thread as far as I'm concerned (followed closely by "Endless Love"). Got a big old guffaw outta me, that's for sure.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 24 July 2008 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Your favourite jokes about David Guetta
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 24 July 2008 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Q: what did the deadheads say when they ran out of drugs? A: god, this band sucks.
― will, Thursday, 24 July 2008 21:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Q: What did the Star Wars droid change his name to when he joined the New York No Wave scene?
A: R2 Lindsay!!!!!!!!!!
― the next grozart, Monday, 16 March 2009 14:57 (fifteen years ago) link
What do you call a rapper who's been ritually slaughtered and bled?
Halal Cool J!
― chap, Monday, 16 March 2009 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Have you heard about that white rapper with the sinus infection?
His names Ebideb.
― the next grozart, Monday, 16 March 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Q: What did the Star Wars droid change his name to when he joined the New York No Wave scene?A: R2 Lindsay!!!!!!!!!!
Thankig u, I loled irl so hard.
― ilxor, Monday, 16 March 2009 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Q. Who goes out with indie musicians, just to eat their clothes?A. Kate Moth.
― Mark G, Monday, 16 March 2009 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link
What has five legs, weighs 2000 lbs and sings?
The Diabeatles.
― Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Monday, 16 March 2009 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a pedophile?
Arrrrrr! Kelly
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 03:11 (fifteen years ago) link
here's one i made up in 5th grade:
who is the most famous mexican rapper?julio (coolio, get it?)
― lil waynes babymama (musically), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link
why can't stevie wonder read?because he's black.
^^^literally my favorite joke of all time
― lil waynes babymama (musically), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 04:06 (fifteen years ago) link
what has 7 arms and sucks?def leppard
― lil waynes babymama (musically), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 04:09 (fifteen years ago) link
i never get to tell that one because i have never met anyone who gets it and explaining it takes the lols out of it
actually i think it's 9 arms...whatever
did you hear eminem didn't graduate from high school?well, he's no smartie
― lil waynes babymama (musically), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 04:12 (fifteen years ago) link
JC Penney's is having a Michael Jackson sale ... little boys pants 1/2 off.
This one's great!
― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 07:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Kid (upset): Mom, at school they call me "The Backstreet Boy".
Mom: Who, dear? Who calls you "The Backstreet Boy"?
Kid (singing): EVERYBOOOODY, YEEAH...
― daavid, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 08:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 13:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Q: What's black and walks into pianos?A: Stevie Wonder
There are a lot of Stevie Wonder jokes!
― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 13:33 (fifteen years ago) link
My favorite, from the Truly Tasteless Jokes era...
Q: How is Yoko Ono like an Ethiopian?A: They both live off dead Beetles
― kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 16:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Q: Why did Kurt Cobain grope a fat man when he got sad?A: Cos he was feeling a Tad depressed
― Enemy Insects (NickB), Thursday, 18 June 2009 11:59 (fifteen years ago) link
George Galloway is visiting his pal Saddam Hussein in Iraq. It's been a while so they're catching up on what's been going on with each other. Saddam is kind of keen to know about public opinion of him in the UK right now. "Oh," says George, "it's... not bad. Actually, you have a pretty high profile celebrity fan, the singer out of the Kaiser Chiefs."
"No way!" Saddam says, "I love that band."... Read More
"Yeah, he thinks you're misunderstood and he wants the Kaiser Chiefs to come and play a concert at your palace."
"Seriously? That's awesome, I'm going to start clearing one of the bigger rooms now."
"Mate, I was only joking. I daresay he probably hates you," George says, laughing.
"Aw... you had me going there you bastard!"
"Sir," says George, rising to shake Saddam's hand, "I salute your indie fatty gullibility."
― DJ MARTIAN IS A KING AMONG MEN. Dan Perry, Tuesday, 15 January 2002 (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 18 June 2009 12:09 (fifteen years ago) link
lol I c+p'd that off someone's Facebook page
― DJ MARTIAN IS A KING AMONG MEN. Dan Perry, Tuesday, 15 January 2002 (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 18 June 2009 12:11 (fifteen years ago) link
It's my joke though.
That's a great one, but I will now never be able to pronounce 'indefatigability' properly again.
― Enemy Insects (NickB), Thursday, 18 June 2009 12:14 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't get this one:
Q: What's Sid Vicious's real name?A: John.
― Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, 18 June 2009 12:51 (fifteen years ago) link
The joke is that his real name is John Vicious instead of Sid + a regular surname.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 18 June 2009 13:48 (fifteen years ago) link
"Q: Why were the Byrds great?A: They set Bob Dylan songs to music."
Crickets were chirping right out of the gate on this thread.
― Bill Magill, Thursday, 18 June 2009 13:49 (fifteen years ago) link