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sad monkey, turned to ceramic by Icelandic witch, seeks hairy nosed bassist, for sessions of cider drinkin and lotsa chameleons arpeggios if you please

― Paper Tiger, Thursday, 4 December 2003 11:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I cannot believe this thread has turned into a discussion about my sleeping habits!!!!??! I am FUMING!! This is the worst day of MY WHOLE LIFE and Echo and the Bunnymen were THE BEST BAND I HAVE EVER SEEN!! They were BRILLIANNNNTT!!!??!! And I DO NOT LOOK LIKE JUSTIN TOPER IN ANY SHAPE OR FOOOORMM!!! Alright?

― Turk, Thursday, 11 December 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

four weeks pass...

I believe it is the right of everybody to dance to ken dodd records whenever they want.

I beleive it is my right to store 1,0000,000000 unsold mcqauid colective singles under my bed

I believe that echo and the bunnymen were the best live band in theeee worrrrllldd evvaaaahhhhh !!!!!

I cant believe its not butter.

I believe in miracles, where you from you sexy thing?

I believe everybody should come to the tube bar this saturday, its much better than that new DREARy place, Mosh, who I am going to sue!!!!

― Turk, Friday, 9 January 2004 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it in Leicester still? Can't you do one in London? Or can't I? Hello Turk!

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 9 January 2004 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Pat from Prolapse has joined a Felt tribute band called "I thought there would be bungalows for the popstars". They are making their live debut at this years Pinkpop festival in Holland.

Meanwhile Geordie Mick's new band How Many Means Bakes Five plough their way through their "leicestershire and surrounding areas" tour. The world's first bongo metal outfit play the Lutterworth Pig and Playpen at 9pm this evening.

That is all.

― Sidney Manic, Friday, 16 January 2004 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

They opened for stereolab in 1996, covering "eat yrself fitter" much to my delight.

Doesn't matter if this is true or not, but it should be.

― Liar (Liar), Friday, 16 January 2004 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I only heard Prolapse once, a live gig on Radio One. I'd like to buy someof their records but where should I start. Are there any rareties I should be looking out for ?

― James Bellamy, Thursday, 22 January 2004 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

rarities?! just buy "the italian flag" and your life will be measurably improved

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 22 January 2004 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

rarities? i suppose things like easter-eggsplotion or shared stereo...?

― AndyBarratt (shooz), Friday, 23 January 2004 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Aaah!! Akin to the fucking weasel. Classic.

― sid, Friday, 30 January 2004 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Get 'Pointless Walks to Dismal Places'. End of story.

― Mog, Friday, 30 January 2004 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

It is merely the start of the story. For rarieties, check out their cover of Gang of Four's "Love like the Anthrax" double a side with "When Space Invaders Were Big". It grooves like a clive barker murder spree!

― Pripton Weird, Friday, 30 January 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

A cover of Prolapse's "Fear of Teeth" will be the basis of this years goth revival.

Its been covered by new Nightbreed band "I DREAM OF SPIRES" and rocks in a dark place, and is also featured on the soundtrack to the seminal movie, Gypsy 83. You read it here first kids!

― Boris the Menace, Friday, 30 January 2004 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

That was a great single indeed Mr Weird. Oh, the Love Train single they did was fab - 'TCR' - didn't they get sent to New York to do a video for it or something? I have the promo video for 'Pull thru Barker' - v odd in an art-student's-worst-nightmare kind of way...

― Mog, Friday, 30 January 2004 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Secret Best Band Thread on ILM Ever

Even more so than before.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 January 2004 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

The Fear of Teeth cover is also on the Nightbreed compilation
"Where is the Lateral Cutaneous Nerve of the Forearm?" due out next month.

― wee joni ghostie, Friday, 30 January 2004 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

For rarieties, check out their cover of Gang of Four's "Love like the Anthrax" 7"

Green vinyl!!

― Shooz (shooz), Friday, 30 January 2004 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I have the ultimate Prolapse rarity-a tape of the Italian flag out-take "The frontispiece of the plough", given to me by Geordie Mick in return for a bottle of strong white cider.

― Richard Myxoematosis, Friday, 30 January 2004 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Disaster!

How Many Means Bake Five split up live onstage at a gig at the Uppingham Working Man's Club, whilst arguing over whether they should do a bongo metal version of The Wurzels, 'I'm a cider drinker'. Geordie Mick is planning a solo project called Conveyer Belt and has already recorded a 16 minute 'shoegazing' version of Mel and Kim's Showing Out (Get Fresh at the Weekend).

The rest of the Fez wearing collective have teamed up with John Hogg (ex Incredible Cigars man) and changed thier name to Scud Muffin. They are set to record an albums worth of bongo metal madness in the very near future.

Watch this space!

― The Truth, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh Lynskey, you're so wacky!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

This has all just reminded me that I had a ticket to see Prolapse and Cha Cha Cohen at the Garage years ago, and my mum wouldn't let me go and I had to throw the ticket away. I was only about fifteen or something. Seven or so years on, I'm still bitter as fuck.

― Kate Jane Connolly (fixitgirl), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Prolapse Rarities: I have the Prolapse DEMO Tape, AHA! Is that worth five million quid yet? This one has the first 30 seconds WIPED by the sound of me, PISSED, trying to play it when I came home from the pub, and so is even MORE valuable.

I also have VERY MUCH pre-Prolapse material by Tim The Celebrity Drummer, as he MADE me listen to it.

― MJ Hibbett, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Hello MARK!

Do you STILL play 'Bands From London are SHIT', now that you LIVE in LONDON?

― Sid, Friday, 13 February 2004 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

YES! For LO! I am:

a) not a band
b) not from London
c) [removed due to public disagreement]

― MJ Hibbett, Friday, 13 February 2004 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

The mystery of letter c quite intrigues me!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 February 2004 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the answers in the song title!

― The Good Dr Neil, Tuesday, 17 February 2004 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw Geordie Mick t'other day, he lives on Aylestone Canal with Ratty and Moley and sometimes Toady visits. They are going to set up a white cider factory together when the sales from the Conveyor belt single come pouring in....

― Kenneth Grahame, Thursday, 26 February 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

what, he's jumped in the canal AGAIN???

― , Thursday, 26 February 2004 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

He's renting from Moley so I've heard. He has a great view of the bullrushes from his part of the hole.

― Kenneth Grahame, Thursday, 26 February 2004 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

You're behind the times-Conveyor belt have split, and Geordie Mick has now formed a band called Ping with ex members of Bloom, Sikorsky and Unknown Stuntman. They specialise in loungecore versions of songs by Joy Division, The Field Mice and Yes. Geordie Mick plays a custom built glockenspiel made out of white cider bottles with varying amounts of cider left in them to make the different notes. Early reports from live gigs say they're really good but the glockenspiel tends to go out of tune as the night goes on.

― Roger Parkinson, Thursday, 26 February 2004 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Conyeyor Belt is Geordie Micks ongoing solo project, so he cant split from himself. But yes he has formed a band called Ping, with other members. They play at a Leicester lounge bar called Pong every sunday afternoon, and free white cider is given to all attendees. It's quite good 'if you like that kind of thing'.

Menwhile Truk has run off to Argentina and is trying to recruit a Prolapse boy band (and one girl) tribute act there, the rascal. He has gathered various lookielikiees from around the country. They have got the top part right but keep insisting on wearing flip flops and bermuda shorts on the bottom half.

As Turk would say, "I dontttttt beeeellllliieevvveee iiiiitttt!"

― Evvoia Cyclades, Friday, 27 February 2004 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Truk=Turk, sorry.

― Evvoia Cyclades, Friday, 27 February 2004 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Turk is also going to ring Red Ken up and suggest a
bar / disco in the back coach of each tube train on the London Underground, otherwise he is gonna sue!.....

He has also been frequenting a goth club in Buenos Aires called Requiem and think its is like Leeds in 1984 except the gothesses here are far better looking.....

― Sydney Wollongong, Friday, 27 February 2004 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

sydney wollongong? surely you mean bondi newcastle>

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 27 February 2004 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know if the geordie mick stories are true or not, but they should be.

― fluffonthemallow, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 11:11 (twenty-two years ago)

just picked up "ghosts of dead aeroplanes" for $0.99 at Academy Records in NYC. And it's great! Some of you already know this, but just wanted to let you know that Prolapse are still, errr...shifting units.

― paulhw (paulhw), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Rah! :-) A very good find.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

i am starting a geordie mick cover band

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you going to recruit 5 geordie mick lookielikees to be in it with you?

― fluff on the mallow, Thursday, 11 March 2004 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

ears go fffffffuckinhellwheresmywhitecider

― fluff fluff, Thursday, 11 March 2004 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

>Are you going to recruit 5 geordie mick lookielikees to be in it with you? <

Mmmmmm... Heaven for the ladeeez

― John Hogsworth, Thursday, 11 March 2004 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

Is anyone going to see Ping at Pong on sunday ? I'm coming down from Manchester and could do with a bed for the night. I'm bringing some potatoes with me which were signed by Prolapse in 1996 which I've kept in a freezer ever since. I'm going to give them to Geordie Mick to sell on ebay to fund his next release. I wish he'd do some more Ears go Fff! recordings.

― Richard Wom, Friday, 2 April 2004 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw Ping at Pong today and they were fantastic ! Nice to see them introducing the odd Sea Urchins cover into the set. Wasn't sure about their "ironic" cover of Britney's "Toxic" though. During their version of The Field Mice's "I can see myself alone forever" Geordie Mick destroyed his white cider bottle glockenspiel, Keith Moon style. Brilliant.

― Marcia Electron, Sunday, 4 April 2004 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Geordie Micks new shoes are so slidy that he can sometime bearly keep upright. He sometimes slides down bannisters standing up looking like a bit like the Silver Surfer from the Fanatsic Four...

― Valley girl 66, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

hey everyone...i was not familiar with this band until i started an art history class at my college this semester....and the teacher was no other than....David Jeffries...he mentioned he was in a band once when we were all doing our first day introductions...that band was Prolapse...so i came home and checked em out and found this post so for anyone wondering what David Jeffries is up to these days he is a proffesor at Savannah College of Art and Design in the U.S.....this is not bullshit or anything its true...just thought i would share this info for the fans!!!

― SCAD STUDENT 666, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 07:27 (twenty-two years ago)

hey everyone...i was not familiar with this band until i started to scratch my scrotum with a cactus....and the cactus was no other than....Geordie Mick...he mentioned he was in a band once too often yawn...that band was Prolapse...so i came home and checked em out and found this post so for anyone wondering what Geordie Mick is up to these days then you really ought to get a life....this is not true...just thought i would share this info for the dhss!!!

― SCUD MARX 668, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 08:00 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

Great Noos!

Scottish Mick has formed a tightly knit Norwegian agit pop band called Derrick and the Diggers. They sound a bit like Gang of Four mixed with Sonic Youth mixed with The Fall. How about that?

Press photos below. (See how they are digging a hole to 'play' on their name. Arf!)

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jo.bhosle/diggers1.jpg

― Goggy, Monday, 17 May 2004 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

The 3 piece band's first single is a critique of the foolish monarchy in Norway. It's ironically called " I'd packed the The Travel Scrabble for when we were travelling, and the ordinary Scrabble for when we'd arrived" backed with the spoken word ditty "I hope I don't bite myself"

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jo.bhosle/diggers2.jpg

― Goggy, Monday, 17 May 2004 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I believe!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 May 2004 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Ooooooooh, I do like his orange trousers.

― Lady tron, Friday, 21 May 2004 10:13 (twenty-two years ago)

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