Thanks for making this thread!
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 August 2009 00:48 (sixteen years ago)
OH my god, thank you!
DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS is just so . . . effortless.
― Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:51 (sixteen years ago)
if flash and the pan cursed like sailors and danced in their underwear i think it'd sound a lot like this
― psychgawsple, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:52 (sixteen years ago)
wow he grooves and makes some serious points
― sonderangerbot, Monday, 31 August 2009 01:02 (sixteen years ago)
i almost made this thread this morning but i chickened out. THANK U STEVE.
― HURL CROCKERY AT THE MOSQUE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 31 August 2009 01:46 (sixteen years ago)
also wish i could find "81 inch PRIME ass" or whatever it was called. that was the first tonetta jam i heard, wanna hear it again.
― HURL CROCKERY AT THE MOSQUE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 31 August 2009 02:01 (sixteen years ago)
81 Inch Pime AssThis song is performed by Tonetta777.
I'm going to tickle your asswith my tongueAs you knowI'm well hungGonna make you laughwiggle and squirtWith just one push you'll scream "ooh that hurt"Gonna tickle your asstickle your asstickle your ass with my tongueBut deep down babyyou love every inchYou'll go crazycaptivity's a cinchI'll own you allyou great big beautiful dollI wished for this nightfor so many pounds of delightYeahI kiss away the pastthanks to your great big ass
― *⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 August 2009 02:12 (sixteen years ago)
"I kiss away the pastthanks to your great big ass"
have truer words ever been spoken?
― scott seward, Monday, 31 August 2009 02:20 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5vlco4yvSc
― *⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 August 2009 02:28 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.swift-move.com/videos/id_661/title_81-Inch-Prime-Ass/
― Sébastien, Monday, 31 August 2009 02:29 (sixteen years ago)
dude is a truly talented songwriter. i am 100% serious when i say this.
― cutty, Monday, 31 August 2009 03:08 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfIA-ZqoWKc
― cutty, Monday, 31 August 2009 03:11 (sixteen years ago)
reason 85793378493 to love the internet
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:16 (sixteen years ago)
cool but i think i'm going to have nightmares now.
― 123456789 (jim), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:25 (sixteen years ago)
Sébastien, you're my hero. Thanks!
― HURL CROCKERY AT THE MOSQUE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 31 August 2009 07:57 (sixteen years ago)
81 Inch Prime Ass is complete genius, it sounds a bit like the scat-obsessed mid-70's Gainsbourg.
― J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Monday, 31 August 2009 08:08 (sixteen years ago)
<3 this guy.
― b hoy hoy (a hoy hoy), Monday, 31 August 2009 13:37 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvUeGaa8Ko8
― HURL CROCKERY AT THE MOSQUE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 31 August 2009 14:16 (sixteen years ago)
nsfw
― J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Monday, 31 August 2009 14:22 (sixteen years ago)
or it gets the hose again
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Monday, 31 August 2009 15:29 (sixteen years ago)
looks kind of like David Yow in that last one
― DJ AMencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 31 August 2009 15:46 (sixteen years ago)
first time i saw his vids, i thought they were JJ Cale tracks he was just creepily lipsyncing to
― jaxon, Monday, 31 August 2009 19:15 (sixteen years ago)
drum machine sync next level shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAbGp5RoMLo
― *⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 August 2009 19:21 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/user/tonetta777archive#play/uploads/121/lrDNva9zj9w
― J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Thursday, 10 September 2009 10:58 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnYv8RTL834
― J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Thursday, 10 September 2009 11:04 (sixteen years ago)
genius.
― cutty, Thursday, 10 September 2009 11:59 (sixteen years ago)
$VIRAL$ goes through my head about 50% of the time.
― MACROSOLUTIONS II MEGAHAWKWINDZ (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:19 (sixteen years ago)
what's the best way to get the audio off of these? none of the sites that purport to do that seem to work.
― GOVERNMENT TRASH QUEEN ON A THRONE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:26 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PyR7ySJPaM
omg... i wonder how long he's been doing these.
― GOVERNMENT TRASH QUEEN ON A THRONE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:32 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz_vuSbLo5M
― J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:37 (sixteen years ago)
not watching any of these ever again. Spent last week trying not to sing "i'm gonna tickle your ass with my tongue, as you know i'm well hung" out loud because it was totally stuck in my head.
― amarillo fat (jim), Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:41 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCFxT7dCrV0
holy shit side a of the siltbreeze 7"
― GOVERNMENT TRASH QUEEN ON A THRONE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:46 (sixteen years ago)
seriously these songs are catchy at fuck. what has he tapped into here?
― cutty, Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:49 (sixteen years ago)
and the videos are totally not even an essential part of what makes him amazing. it doesn't have to be visual. and it's not a joke.
― cutty, Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:50 (sixteen years ago)
Drugs Drugs Drugs is one of the best songs this year.
― J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:53 (sixteen years ago)
I will almost certainly be voting his '09 Youtube collection as a top ten P+J album of the year; we should start a pact.
Glad to hear more tracks where he drops the drum machine.
― That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 September 2009 13:50 (sixteen years ago)
can someone post the mp3 collection again?
― cutty, Thursday, 10 September 2009 13:52 (sixteen years ago)
Yes I'm re-uploading it right now.
― J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Thursday, 10 September 2009 13:56 (sixteen years ago)
I am a fan of this guy's music
― caek, Thursday, 10 September 2009 13:58 (sixteen years ago)
is that a penis on his shirt in 'hungry eyes'?
― caek, Thursday, 10 September 2009 14:00 (sixteen years ago)
You should still be able to dowload the mp3 collection from here :Tonetta777 - 2009 - YouTubeI will put a link to rapidshare later.
― J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Thursday, 10 September 2009 14:09 (sixteen years ago)
Drugs Drugs Drugs is one of the best songs this year.― J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Thursday, September 10, 2009 7:53 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Thursday, September 10, 2009 7:53 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 10 September 2009 14:19 (sixteen years ago)
yeah at first I was like "haha another internet crazy" but now there's nothing harder hitting than DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS & that john & yoko song upthread
― we like cars, we like cartoons (dyao), Thursday, 10 September 2009 15:13 (sixteen years ago)
I notice with sadness john & yoko is not part of the youtube rip compilation :o(
― we like cars, we like cartoons (dyao), Thursday, 10 September 2009 15:18 (sixteen years ago)
I will rip them all tomorrow to create "Tonetta777's Anthology Vol.1".
I really hope this guy gets signed to a good label that won't just sell him as an internet freak.
― J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Thursday, 10 September 2009 15:30 (sixteen years ago)
it's hard to go from outsider art to legitimacy--i hope he can.
― cutty, Thursday, 10 September 2009 15:31 (sixteen years ago)
requesting the audio for this one, if you get a chance j4mi3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkmD9C_zYxs
― GOVERNMENT TRASH QUEEN ON A THRONE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 10 September 2009 15:42 (sixteen years ago)
Tonetta 777 - I'm Still a Slave
― J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Thursday, 10 September 2009 16:22 (sixteen years ago)
I would totally buy a complete Tonetta777 MP3 comp from him for 20 bucks.
― That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 September 2009 16:51 (sixteen years ago)
hell yes
my inability to hear the YOU CAN FUCKIN DIE song on demand is a critical stressor to me right now.
― goole, Thursday, 10 September 2009 17:03 (sixteen years ago)
i had a dream last night that brandon boyd was into piss n' shit
no more tonetta before bed
― ␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆ (LOLK), Thursday, 5 August 2010 23:20 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex2d_gXp-xg
this is astonishing on about 5 different levels and contains the best line of 2010 (WITH OR WITHOUT WE'RE TWO OF A KIND)
but whether he's really appropriating the gaga genderfuck as metaphor for his own enigmatic presence, or if he really just has the hots for lady gaga, wow
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 23:47 (fifteen years ago)
Looks like the fame is going straight to his gut.
― Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)
the dance floor was indifferent to $Viral$
― peacocks, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:53 (fifteen years ago)
no-one gives a fuck any more
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:55 (fifteen years ago)
exactly. But then some nerd ran up to ask excitedly about Dee D Jackson and he was all like, "I think I have this. I just haven't played it before."
― peacocks, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:10 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ug6994nDA4POWERYOU ERUPT MY VOLCANOPOWER
― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 September 2010 11:11 (fifteen years ago)
album does not disappoint. now matter how shitty the day, almost instantly puts me in a good mood
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 2 September 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)
^^ OTM. easily my most listened to artist this year. only misgiving is that a lot of his stuff sounds the same. id love to hear him push his music a bit more with stuff e.g. that 'john and yoko' song.
― Michael B, Friday, 3 September 2010 11:51 (fifteen years ago)
Tonetta interviewhttp://www.hunterandcook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/DSC_0006.jpg
― chromecassettes, Friday, 22 October 2010 11:03 (fifteen years ago)
secret penis nsfw
― caek, Friday, 22 October 2010 11:46 (fifteen years ago)
awesome interview.this is pretty good btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysGm6mvVnR4
― The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 October 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)
Another lp is cominghttp://blacktentpress.com/images/BlackTentPress-040.jpgThere's a seven inch, as well.http://blacktentpress.com/artist/TONETTA
― Trip Maker, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WEluBP2Kjg
this is giving me ~tonetta~ vibes
― .\ /. (dayo), Friday, 3 December 2010 04:57 (fifteen years ago)
WHOAhttp://cache0.bigcartel.com/product_images/29587837/BlackTentPress-044.jpg
― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 February 2011 05:02 (fifteen years ago)
"7 inch"
― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 February 2011 05:03 (fifteen years ago)
Do you have a link? Seriously, 7 inch? Not 2xlp?
― bamcquern, Thursday, 10 February 2011 05:27 (fifteen years ago)
Dear tiny little publishing company, do not fuck up on your LP mastering like last time. Hopefully the Jimmy buffety early sounding stuff makes it on here.
Also, tiny company, please get your price down somehow.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 10 February 2011 05:29 (fifteen years ago)
I was DJing in a massive art gallery on Saturday Night and one of the artists complained that the music was too corporate so I played 'Really Big Cock' by Tonetta. It was then suggested that maybe I just play Motown.
― Bonnie Tyler The Creator (Doran), Thursday, 10 February 2011 09:00 (fifteen years ago)
people are horrible
― bamcquern, Thursday, 10 February 2011 09:12 (fifteen years ago)
the "7 inch" note is about his cock, not the album. It's an LP.http://blacktentpress.com/item/14/TONETTA-777-VOL-II
― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 February 2011 13:50 (fifteen years ago)
Forks, my LP and 7 inch both had high numbers. Don't know if they are sending later numbers first or if the run is nearing its end.
Mastering on the 7 inch is good, although the source is really lo-fi. The LP is still a bit quiet, but it seems to be an improvement over 777 I. No weird Jimmy Buffett style numbers yet, but I'm hoping.
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:17 (fifteen years ago)
Delete "weird," insert "awesome" or nothing.
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:19 (fifteen years ago)
Oh MY GOD. I just found out about Tonetta and I am enthralled. I am so, so happy right now, watching his Youtube channel.
― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 15 April 2011 01:38 (fifteen years ago)
his beats suck ass
― cold hands of monkeys on my heart (CaptainLorax), Friday, 15 April 2011 04:41 (fifteen years ago)
Haha, definitely. A 2xLP is in the works. Wonder if I will feel like a sucker for ordering it. This last one was kind of boring.
― bamcquern, Friday, 15 April 2011 06:44 (fifteen years ago)
I'm sort of surprised by the focus on his music over the persona. I now love the songs I've heard, but I would probably not have listened to them if I hadn't been drawn in by the first video I saw (forget the name - something w/ lyrics "I'm so horny I could choke on a cock"). The music is kind of a medium for the character for me. Regardless, <3.
― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 15 April 2011 13:18 (fifteen years ago)
This is great and really sinister; I continue to be amazed that he's capable of consistently producing good new music within such a very narrow wavelengthdude is the minimalist lil bhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iy_jqJPsNo
― Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 June 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)
I ordered the vinyls only a month ago. I can't remember the numbering, but it seemed that they were mid-run. I was surprised, I thought they'd have sold out by now.Anyway they sound fantastic
― Boehner & der club of GOP (Ówen P.), Thursday, 16 June 2011 23:15 (fourteen years ago)
There's a "Drugs Drugs Drugs" remake posted last August with clearer production values:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZFUTJRJ96Y
― The Painter of Blight™ (Sanpaku), Friday, 20 April 2012 16:34 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/tonetta-wants-you
― how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 14:00 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1u2B2FIyAI
― how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 14:03 (twelve years ago)
http://www.facebook.com/TheWeightSaint/photos/a.10150431630035227.630937.139080040226/10153920308685227/
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 20 February 2014 17:50 (twelve years ago)
Thought that'd be a new Tonetta video. It wasn't, so I went looking for one. He's not getting worse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRUuuOT25eE
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 20 February 2014 20:10 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBFkzgB-9zQ
― look what you did, you lil durk (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 03:18 (eleven years ago)
took me a minute
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 05:52 (eleven years ago)
was curious what tonetta was up to... he's been up to a lot!https://tonetta777.bandcamp.com/
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:31 (seven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6UsS_6vP6s
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 July 2020 20:00 (five years ago)
A couple weeks ago I watched this short "documentary" on him. It's predictably fascinating and teeters between hilarious and heartbreaking. He's also posted a couple cooking videos to youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl7VNgPRm9w
― Fetchboy, Monday, 27 July 2020 20:38 (five years ago)