Phrases that, when you see them, you inexplicably start singing them to the melody of something else (and then will forever be associated with that)

^^^^^^
I don't know what Vampire Masquerade Bloodlines is but that's one of my favourite songs and those are the lyrics

Haha!

Every time I'm tempted to watch any way past season one of this show, it's:

Whip it into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try True Detective,
It's not too late
To watch it, watch it good

2 minutes in the microwave
Dear Jessie see the roses
Raining on the live parade

*love