The Tortured Poets Department ILX Pre-Cover Planning Thread

Thank you Josh for saving my ass, I was so excited and had the lyrics worked out but the days have been slipping by and the work piling up

Ha, lyrics? Clearly none of you got the memo that "The Tortured Poets Department" is her ambient relaxation album.#onethread

Uhhhhhhhh I'm sorry but I'm vacating my reserve spot too! Cramming two tests, one this weekend and the other the next, which will take all free time I might have to give to this. Sorry, too late in the game for me to sub in :(

All good -- front tea for two, it's up to you! Let us know if you can take "The Black Dog" and we're set.

hey hey, daddy, said the way you move
gonna make you onesickbeat, gonna make you groove

will pay you $10 if you just record the Led Zeppelin song

xpost GODDAMMIT

Roffle

will gladly put a black dog together for this - book me, danno!

Mash up the Led Zep song with the Nick Drake song, job's a good un (don't do this please)

Okay, fixed lineup, again asterisks noting who has already submitted:

* Fortnight -- sund4r
The Tortured Poets Department -- sarahell
My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys -- Florin Cuchares
Down Bad -- Acoleuthic
* So Long, London -- Mfktz
But Daddy I Love Him -- kurt schwitterz
* Fresh Out the Slammer -- Tom D (ft. Norman Stanley Fletcher)
Florida!!! -- Maresn3st/Alfred, Lord Sotosyn
Guilty as Sin? -- a hoy hoy
* Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? -- Chris Irregardless
I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) -- Josh in Chicago
loml -- Elvis Telecom
I Can Do It With a Broken Heart -- HI DERE
The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived -- Bo Jackson Overdrive
The Alchemy -- ShariVari
* Clara Bow -- Moka

* Bonus Track: The Manuscript -- Renegade Priests
Bonus Track: The Bolter -- Mark G
Bonus Track: The Albatross -- Heez
Bonus Track: The Black Dog -- front tea for two

Reconfirm artist names as needed, instructions for submission in the original post, you all have eleven days!

i suppose i have submitted something

Have just sent something totally unsuitable, but it's a good title...

I’m halfway done. Hoping to finish in the next few days but it may be right at the deadline.

I haven't had time to record the lyrics I wrote, but I will send Maresn3s audio tomorrow, I promise.

All good — just have it to me by Friday (and that goes for the rest of you!)

song's music and lyrics are written, and guide track recorded. hoping to have my friend collaborate on it - if for some unlikely reason we can't work that out, my backup plan is I will record it as a solo track (and keep Bo Jackson Overdrive name either way, as it works as both a group name and a solo act name).

but the hard part is done thankfully, lol...had such bad writer's block and rewrote it from scratch at least once.

This has been a good exercise in underscoring several of my many limitations.

OK, I've got a good problem to have. I've ended up with *two* tracks, one DIY, and a totally different one I made with the help of a ringer. Neither has lyrics, but if Taylor has made it this far releasing nothing but instrumentals, so can I. The challenge is deciding which one to submit!

I am awaiting Alfred's voice, he's cutting it fine :)

Thanks to everyone for getting in their cuts so far -- you have two days! Will have an update post in a bit, still catching up on mail after my conference break.

I am awaiting Alfred's voice, he's cutting it fine :)

― Maresn3st,

He is!

Just emailed you Ned.

Got it! (Sorry, STILL catching up with email -- will aim to have an updated 'got it' list posted much later today. Tonight? These last few days have been weird!)

Ned my file was too big to send through standard email so I tried to share it w/ you via Google Drive - it should have sent you an email from ilxemaildump at gmail dot com.

let me know if received when you can! relieved it's done. I love performing music, I hate recording it, but this was a fun absurdist song to write.

Hmm, I don't *think* I see it, but I'll go through my mailbox as I can to let you know.

Juuust in case sent the link manually again from my email...topic has Neanderthal in it

Yup, got it!

Okay, finally updating this! Again, reconfirm your artist name if you need to -- and if you still haven't submitted, you have until tomorrow! (If you know you sent something to me and you are not asterisked in this list, absolutely resend it.)

* Fortnight -- sund4r
The Tortured Poets Department -- sarahell
My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys -- Florin Cuchares
* Down Bad -- Acoleuthic
* So Long, London -- Mfktz
But Daddy I Love Him -- kurt schwitterz
* Fresh Out the Slammer -- Tom D (ft. Norman Stanley Fletcher)
Florida!!! -- Maresn3st/Alfred, Lord Sotosyn
* Guilty as Sin? -- a hoy hoy
* Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? -- Chris Irregardless
I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) -- Josh in Chicago
loml -- Elvis Telecom
* I Can Do It With a Broken Heart -- HI DERE
* The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived -- Bo Jackson Overdrive
* The Alchemy -- ShariVari
* Clara Bow -- Moka

* Bonus Track: The Manuscript -- Renegade Priests
* Bonus Track: The Bolter -- The Misunderstudd
Bonus Track: The Albatross -- Heez
* Bonus Track: The Black Dog -- front tea for two

Basically, we have seven tracks to go.

Hey Ned, just sent you a mail with a WeTransfer link.

Got it!

I sent my file!

Sent! I think you should get it as a Google drive link.

Received!

That leaves per my count — sarahell, florin, kurt, Elvis, Heez.

Turning mine in later on Friday.

I need today to finish but will have it to you sometime tonight

I think my friend that helped out (a lot) had more fun than I did, lol. I asked him if he wanted credit and he looked at me like I was crazy.

Haha. "Please specifically NOT credit me."

No change per my previous post but just to fully update so far:

* Fortnight -- sund4r
The Tortured Poets Department -- sarahell
My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys -- Florin Cuchares
* Down Bad -- Acoleuthic
* So Long, London -- Mfktz
But Daddy I Love Him -- kurt schwitterz
* Fresh Out the Slammer -- Tom D (ft. Norman Stanley Fletcher)
* Florida!!! -- Maresn3st/Alfred, Lord Sotosyn
* Guilty as Sin? -- a hoy hoy
* Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? -- Chris Irregardless
* I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) -- Josh in Chicago
loml -- Elvis Telecom
* I Can Do It With a Broken Heart -- HI DERE
* The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived -- Bo Jackson Overdrive
* The Alchemy -- ShariVari
* Clara Bow -- Moka

* Bonus Track: The Manuscript -- Renegade Priests
* Bonus Track: The Bolter -- The Misunderstudd
Bonus Track: The Albatross -- Heez
* Bonus Track: The Black Dog -- front tea for two

Been without power most of the day as yesterday's windstorm here in the foothills knocked a tree over the transformer across the street. SoCal Edison finally getting to it now - update that to *late* tonight.

All good!

still fiddling around on account of my overestimation of my ability to use Vocaloid (have only ever plugged in random vowel sounds, conjuring actual words is slightly more complex, haha) but will absolutely have Taylor's next banger sorted at some point this evening

has anyone volunteered for the boudoir photoshoot (for the album art/WDYLL thread)

sent

Got it!

Got quick updates from sarahell and kurt s that time had snuck up on them but they'll aim to have something in the near future (we have time given the 'release date' of April 1); combined with Elvis T and florin's updates here we're on track. If for any reason a gap DOES open up, is there anyone else who can claim a spot? H.P., are you free again?

How is it sounding, Ned? Have any themes emerged?

Theme: "bad music" from all pre-homo sapien musician

Actually mega excited to hear everyone's songs

It is a thing of wonder. (As of this point, Neanderthal's song is the longest; front tea for two's is the shortest.)

If there is an emergency, I do have an extra track that another friend of mine and I devised that sounds like really lush hold music, free to anyone that feels like adding vocals/anything.