OFFICAL ILX JOE BONAMASSA CELEBRATION THREAD

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memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 January 2024 10:02 (two years ago)

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memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 January 2024 10:02 (two years ago)

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memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 January 2024 10:03 (two years ago)

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memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 January 2024 10:03 (two years ago)

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memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 January 2024 10:04 (two years ago)

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memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 January 2024 10:06 (two years ago)

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memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 January 2024 10:06 (two years ago)

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memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 January 2024 10:07 (two years ago)

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memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 January 2024 10:08 (two years ago)

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memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 January 2024 10:09 (two years ago)

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memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 January 2024 10:10 (two years ago)

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memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 January 2024 10:11 (two years ago)

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memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 January 2024 10:12 (two years ago)

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memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 January 2024 10:12 (two years ago)

Bonamassa wept, for there were no more blues left to conquer

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 28 January 2024 14:46 (two years ago)

one month passes...

https://shop.jbonamassa.com/products/joe-bonamassa-guitar-man

free rental for 14 days!!!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 29 February 2024 19:06 (two years ago)

you can rent joe bonamassa for 14 days?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 February 2024 19:23 (two years ago)

"Watch My Movie Please Blues"

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 February 2024 19:24 (two years ago)

i've seen this guy while flipping channels past pbs like 3 times now, it's the only place i've ever heard of him. "who dis?" curiosity satisfied. thanks ilm and i reclaim my time.

a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Thursday, 29 February 2024 19:26 (two years ago)

Joe was damaged when I got him in the mail

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 February 2024 19:30 (two years ago)

he's just a guitar man who puts his Les Paul on one leg at a time

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 29 February 2024 19:30 (two years ago)

Nobody is answering the phone this is unacceptable I paid for expedited shipping

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 February 2024 19:30 (two years ago)

Guitar Man tells the incredible rise of legendary bluesman Joe Bonamassa, whose hard work and determination have made him the top-selling Blues artist of all time.


look you’ll find no greater celebrator of joe bonamassa than me but surely there has to be some creative accounting going on here

memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 29 February 2024 20:08 (two years ago)

Probably, but I'm guessing might also have something to do with him having released so many damn albums and people really seem to love that Black Country Communion band he's in and I'm sure that's rolled into padding those stats.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 29 February 2024 20:14 (two years ago)

who would be the best selling blues artist of all time (let's not count people like Clapton)

maybe BB King?
SRV?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 29 February 2024 20:22 (two years ago)

Robert Cray had that one huge album

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 29 February 2024 20:23 (two years ago)

dan aykroyd and john belushi gotta be up there

memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 29 February 2024 20:28 (two years ago)

Quick googling says SRV has sold over 15 million records, Blues Brothers sitting at about 8 million.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 29 February 2024 20:34 (two years ago)

Is SRV 'people like Clapton' though? People like Hendrix I suppose.

doleful lundgren (Matt #2), Thursday, 29 February 2024 20:58 (two years ago)

I guess my argument is that he was still perceived largely as a blues artist, where Clapton had Cream, Layla, Hendrix is too broad and creative to be a strictly blues artist.

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 29 February 2024 21:00 (two years ago)

It's probably like "most Billboard Blues chart #1 albums" or something like that. No chance he's outsold SRV, probably hasn't even outsold Kenny Wayne Shepherd.

Reeves Gabrels' Funko Pop (majorairbro), Thursday, 29 February 2024 21:04 (two years ago)

He's sold more dog blankets than the two of them combined.

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 February 2024 21:42 (two years ago)

pbs subs want moar moar *clap mittens*

a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Thursday, 29 February 2024 21:57 (two years ago)

*gently shakes last year's pledge tote in subdued appreciation*

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 29 February 2024 22:12 (two years ago)

Speaking of PBS pledge-time ubiquity, Andrea Bocelli is classical music’s Joe B.

from a prominent family of bassoon players (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 29 February 2024 22:43 (two years ago)

the incredible rise of legendary guitarist Joe Bonamassa, whose hard work and determination have made him one of today’s top-selling Blues artists.
… Guitar Man tells the incredible rise of legendary bluesman Joe Bonamassa, whose hard work and determination have made him the top-selling Blues artist of all time.

so "one of" or "the"? and "today" or "all time"? Get yr shit together Bonamassa webmaster.

assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 29 February 2024 23:49 (two years ago)

pbs is where I first encountered this dipshit, he was playing soulful acoustic shit in Denmark or something it was so bad, even worse than the blueshammer shit if you can believe it, like John Martyn taking a shit.

brimstead, Friday, 1 March 2024 01:51 (two years ago)

just want to be able to post “blackberry smoke” once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EpDkh5JYd8

brimstead, Friday, 1 March 2024 01:54 (two years ago)

PBS is showing a new special featuring JoBo backed by the LA Philharmonic at the Hollywood Bowl.

This is how Tár should have ended.

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 10 March 2024 05:07 (two years ago)

four months pass...

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/gear/they_hide_behind_keyboards_joe_bonamassa_explains_what_people_get_wrong_about_his_guitar_collection.html

"There's plenty of other people that like it, and what do you think you're going to do? Change my mind or change my opinion about what I'm doing? It's like, 'Oh, well. Guitarlover59 says my last name is Bonermaster. I'm like, 'Oh, well, shut it down. Lay the employees off. Done. Sorry.' Because Guitarlover with 16 fucking followers knows better than I do. I'm too old for that shit."

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 28 July 2024 15:54 (one year ago)

Guitarlover59 says my last name is Bonermaster.

good dn material

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 28 July 2024 16:15 (one year ago)

guitarlover59 is not welcome on the OFFICIAL ILX JOE BONAMASSA CELEBRATION THREAD

katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 July 2024 16:23 (one year ago)

It had to be Guitarlover59 because Guitarlover69_420 is Joe's sock account.

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 28 July 2024 16:32 (one year ago)

two months pass...

"Only So Much Shreds Left In These Old Arms Blues"

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"I don't have many years left in this thing" Bonamassa admitted (transcribed by Ultimate Guitar). "Maybe a decade before I just retire. I've done this [for] 36 years. We're taking this thing up to, maybe a 45-year career, and that's great. Enough. Let me go enjoy my life and not work every single day.?"

"And everybody goes, 'Oh, you're still a young man. You can go for another 35, 40 years.' That's not me. That is not gonna happen. There's only so many pitches in this arm, and use them wisely from here on out."

Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 2 October 2024 02:23 (one year ago)

all those raybans aren’t going to pay for themselves, keep hustling, bona

brimstead, Wednesday, 2 October 2024 19:20 (one year ago)

I bet he's got more money than a bunch of well known pop stars

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 2 October 2024 19:31 (one year ago)

Great, he can use them to get roboarms.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 October 2024 19:42 (one year ago)

I saw Bonamassa pre-robo arms, it was true blues, the AI just can't compete, the tone is just off

chr1sb3singer, Wednesday, 2 October 2024 19:52 (one year ago)


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