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I'll hit your lips like whiskey
When you lean in to kiss me


What a great couplet

Wooly Bully (2005 Remaster) (morrisp), Saturday, 13 January 2024 18:00 (four months ago) link

three months pass...

A nice, wholesome song about checking out the babes of the phone company: "The Belles of Southern Bell" by Del Reeves

There's a Southern Bell Telephone Company in our town
Every afternoon, I'm right there hangin' around
Them telephone operators walking up and down the street
Any fool could figure out what I'm there to see

Oh, I'm watching the belles of Southern Bell go by
Swinging their hips and rolling them pretty eyes
Them high-heels clickin' make me start a-kickin' my heels up, to the sky
Watching the belles of Southern Bell go by

Well, the google-eyed traffic cop out in the middle of the street
A-lookin' every which-a-way, except where he oughta be
With both arms waving, giving everyone the "go-ahead" sign
You can tell directing traffic's not on his mind

'Cause he's a-watching the belles of Southern Bell go by
Swinging their hips and rolling them pretty eyes
Them high-heels clickin' make me start a-kickin' my heels up, to the sky
Watching the belles of Southern Bell go by

They say that the hemline's gonna be shorter, this year
Well, that sounds like mighty sweet music to my ears
I wouldn't have you thinking that I'm the wrong kind of guy
I've just sort of got an eye for the finer things of life

And I'm watching the belles of Southern Bell go by
Swinging them hips and rolling them pretty eyes
Them high-heels clickin' make me start a-kickin' my heels up, to the sky
Watching the belles of Southern Bell go by
Yeah, I'm watching the belles of Southern Bell go by

Ol' dawg Del likes to fantasize: "Girl On The Billboard"

Doo da doo doo doo
A doo da doo doo doo

Who is the girl wearing nothing but a smile
And a towel in the picture on the billboard
In the field near the big old highway?

Rolling down the highway in my Jimmy hauling freight
From Chicago to St. Louis, Lord, I see her every day
A double clutching weasel like me
Can hardly ever get a girl to look at him that way

Like the girl wearing nothing but a smile
And a towel in the picture on the billboard
In the field near the big old highway

Well, what a girl wearing nothing but a smile
And a towel in the picture on the billboard
In the field near the big old highway

I bet it wouldn't take her very long to get gone
If someone would pull a dirty trick and take her towel away
I slow my Jimmy down to 20
That's how many wrecks I see there every day

Caused by the girl wearing nothing but a smile
And a towel in the picture on the billboard
In the field near the big old highway

A doo da doo doo doo
A doo da doo doo doo

Oh, I love the girl wearing nothing but a smile
And a towel in the picture on the billboard
In the field near the big old highway

I guess I'm getting bolder 'cause I'd rather kiss and hold her
Than just keep looking at her every day
At 4:45, coffee drinking, eating time, Jimmy shimmy
While I woke up the artist that painted the display

Of the girl wearing nothing but a smile
And a towel in the picture on the billboard
In the field near the big old highway

Doggone that girl wearing nothing but a smile
And a towel in the picture on the billboard
In the field near the big old highway

Sleepy-headed painter said the girl wasn't real
And I'd better get the-, on my way
On Route 66 from the billboard to Chicago
You'll find tiny pieces of my heart scattered every which a-way

Shattered by the girl wearing nothing but a smile
And a towel in the picture on the billboard
In the field near the big old highway

A doo doo doo doo
A doo doo doo doo
A doo da doo doo doo
A doo doo doo doo

fantasizin' about doo doo

RICH BRIAN (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 May 2024 16:07 (two weeks ago) link

XP It's like a Country "Pictures of Lily"

This thread is making my Tuesday

Indexed, Tuesday, 7 May 2024 16:10 (two weeks ago) link

Genius has this listed as by Glenn Tillbrook(!?!?), but I knew it by The Cornell Hurd Band: "The Genitalia of A Fool"

Everybody's got a hobby
Everybody's got a schtick
Please, consider me eccentric
Don't think of me as sick.

Didn't mean to spoil your party
Didn't mean to be uncool
But I'm standing here holding
The genitalia of a fool.

'Cause I thought if I exposed myself, you'd fall in love with me
But when I burst in to my chagrin, you had company.

I'm afraid I've shown your family
The wrong kind of family jewels
'Cause I'm standing here holding
The genitalia of a fool.

Well, I guess the show is over
So I'll just go on home
I'll pack my prize possession
It's the nicest thing I own.

Didn't mean to scare the children
Or make your grandma drool
But I'm standing here holding
The genitalia of a fool.

And I pray that you'll forgive me and try to understand
But I'm afraid you'll always picture me with my whole world in my hands.

And I'll go through life just wondering
How fate could be so cruel
Left me standing here holding
The genitalia of a fool.

Now I wish that you were holding
The genitalia of this fool.

I'm guessing this has the tune of "Labelled with Love" so that might be why...

Mark G, Tuesday, 7 May 2024 23:49 (two weeks ago) link

No, Tilbrook covered it on his first solo albums.

Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 8 May 2024 05:11 (two weeks ago) link

> Do not pass go, go directly to the album Country Porn by Chinga Chavin with full DL hosted by WFMU. Titles:

I found this LP decades ago in a dollar bin, and was doing some searching a few years ago to figure out how it got made, discovering that Nathan "Chinga" Chavin testified against murderer Robert Durst, who was his long time friend:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Durst

― bendy, Wednesday, October 4, 2023 11:18 AM (seven months ago)

Chavin featured prominently in season 2 of The Jinx. Won't be adding this one to the collection.

bulb after bulb, Wednesday, 8 May 2024 14:37 (two weeks ago) link

Johnny Paycheck-"The Lovin' Machine" gets some "Terraplane Blues"-level entendres going on.

The minute that I saw her
I knew I just had to have her
So I asked her if I could take her for a spin'

When I heard her engine purrin'
And I saw her tail-light blinkin'
I knew I'd never be the same again

So I drove her 'round the corner
Up the street and down the highway
Showin' off to everybody that I seen

[CHORUS]
She's a streamlined, sleek lookin'
Smooth runnin', fast movin'
Breathtakin' lovin' machine

She's equipped with dual headlights
Padded dash and positive traction
Instant heatin', and a six-way swivel seat!

Yeah, no wonder then that all the connoisseurs
Of fine machinery
Whistle at me when I drive her down the street

She's got two of the biggest
And the prettiest and the roundest
Softest bluest eyes you've ever seen

[CHORUS]
She's a streamlined, sleek lookin'
Smooth runnin', fast movin'
Breathtakin' lovin' machine

If I leave her for a minute
All the hot-rods gather round' her
They just can't believe that such a thing is real

Oh they've never seen a cha**is
Quite as slick or half as cla**y
They'd give anything to get behind the wheel

So I keep my little lover
Locked up tight and under cover
Give no one a chance to yell "mechanics lien"

[CHORUS]
She's a streamlined, sleek lookin'
Smooth runnin', fast movin'
Breathtakin' lovin' machine

She ain't too fast in a takeoff
But she's a winner in the long run
And she's swell on heels when she accelerates

If she shimmies just a little
At high speed; well who's complainin'?
Fact of the matter is, I think it's kinda' great!

With the proper restoration
Safety check, and a set of gla**es
Soon I'll take her anywhere I choose to be

[CHORUS]
She's a streamlined, sleek lookin'
Smooth runnin', fast movin'
Breathtakin' lovin' machine

And I saw her tail-light blinkin'

...is as far as i got before uncontrollable laughter took over.

(was imagining a literal driver admiring their own car but this raises the question: how does the driver notice the illuminating lights on the exterior of the car while still in the driver's seat?)

THEY'RE CENSORED BECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE 'ASS' IN THEM LOL

interstellar anthropologist+music philosopher, (Austin), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 00:02 (six days ago) link

would watch the movie

interstellar anthropologist+music philosopher, (Austin), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 00:58 (six days ago) link

Oh, I love the girl wearing nothing but a smile
And a towel in the picture on the billboard
In the field near the big old highway

horny on main street

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 01:02 (six days ago) link


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