-- rentboy (rentboyd...), September 29th, 2004.
That reminds me, I read in some music publication (perhaps even via ILM) that Stevie Wonder likes to do a little party trick where he'll have someone tell him about a particular party guest's outfit and then he'll go over to the person and compliment them on how great it looks on them.
― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 29 December 2005 06:58 (twenty years ago)
― gear (gear), Thursday, 29 December 2005 07:48 (twenty years ago)
Q: What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?A: "Excuse me, but you're in my son."
― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 29 December 2005 07:52 (twenty years ago)
Q: What's the difference between Dashboard Confessional and the Donnas?A: One is for fat chicks and the other is four fat chicks.
*Ducks*
― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 29 December 2005 07:54 (twenty years ago)
You hear they made a Jeff Buckly documentary? It's called Finding Nemo.
― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 29 December 2005 07:56 (twenty years ago)
― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Thursday, 29 December 2005 07:57 (twenty years ago)
Q: Why did the music critic write mean spiteful jokes on the internet about famous people he's never met.A: Because he has crushingly low self-esteem and has to ridicule other people to validate himself and give himself the illusion of control.
― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 29 December 2005 07:58 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 29 December 2005 08:04 (twenty years ago)
― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 29 December 2005 08:05 (twenty years ago)
A: Endless Love
― musically (musically), Monday, 11 September 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)
For some reason when I imagine "you're totally hired" in a Mark E. Smith voice, it comes out in the voice of Snake from the Simpsons.
― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 11 September 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)
― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 11 September 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)
(I went through a period of a week or so where I thought jokes about the Doors not having a bassist were hilarious. Don't ask.)
― bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Monday, 11 September 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)
― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 11 September 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)
― bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Monday, 11 September 2006 22:58 (nineteen years ago)
― everything (everything), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)
― Monty Von Byonga (Monty Von Byonga), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 08:19 (nineteen years ago)
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 08:29 (nineteen years ago)
― avery keen-gardner (avery keen-gardner), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 10:51 (nineteen years ago)
― musically (musically), Saturday, 7 October 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)
― Øystein (Øystein), Saturday, 7 October 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)
A. They both come on small crackers.
― monocle (Sean Miguel), Saturday, 7 October 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)
Q: What do vegetarian worms eat?
A: Linda McCartney.
― chap who would dare to contain two ingredients. Tea and bags. (chap), Sunday, 8 October 2006 00:41 (nineteen years ago)
What major top selling pop group masturbates together just before going on stage, ejaculating at precisely the same moment on a towel supplied by their management?
'NSync
Why did the Red Hot Chilli Peppers cross the road?
They were running away from the rehab clinic.
Why do the Red Hot Chilli Peppers wear socks on their cocks?
Because they've lost all bladder control.
― Matt Olken (Moodles), Sunday, 8 October 2006 01:28 (nineteen years ago)
q. what's brown and rhymes with snoop?
a. dr. dre
― musically, Thursday, 24 July 2008 17:46 (seventeen years ago)
lulz
― Joseph McCombs, Thursday, 24 July 2008 17:52 (seventeen years ago)
Some 1978 zine said this joke was making the rounds in NYC punk dives:
What has ten legs and kills its girlfriend? Squid Vicious.
― dad a, Thursday, 24 July 2008 18:28 (seventeen years ago)
more neil hamburger barbs:
what do you call a senior citizen who can't refrain from showing her genitalia in public? madonna.
what's the difference between courtney love and the american flag? it'd be wrong to urinate on the american flag.
― andrew m., Thursday, 24 July 2008 18:54 (seventeen years ago)
more Hamburger
What's Elton John and a Sabre Toothed Tiger got in common
Hell Knows but I would'nt let either of them near my ass
― sonnyboy, Thursday, 24 July 2008 19:52 (seventeen years ago)
I heard that Dr. Dre one recently.
F3rg's Sparks joke still wins thread as far as I'm concerned (followed closely by "Endless Love"). Got a big old guffaw outta me, that's for sure.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 24 July 2008 20:36 (seventeen years ago)
Your favourite jokes about David Guetta
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 24 July 2008 20:37 (seventeen years ago)
Q: what did the deadheads say when they ran out of drugs? A: god, this band sucks.
― will, Thursday, 24 July 2008 21:18 (seventeen years ago)
Q: What did the Star Wars droid change his name to when he joined the New York No Wave scene?
A: R2 Lindsay!!!!!!!!!!
― the next grozart, Monday, 16 March 2009 14:57 (seventeen years ago)
What do you call a rapper who's been ritually slaughtered and bled?
Halal Cool J!
― chap, Monday, 16 March 2009 15:01 (seventeen years ago)
Have you heard about that white rapper with the sinus infection?
His names Ebideb.
― the next grozart, Monday, 16 March 2009 15:10 (seventeen years ago)
Q: What did the Star Wars droid change his name to when he joined the New York No Wave scene?A: R2 Lindsay!!!!!!!!!!
Thankig u, I loled irl so hard.
― ilxor, Monday, 16 March 2009 15:34 (seventeen years ago)
Q. Who goes out with indie musicians, just to eat their clothes?A. Kate Moth.
― Mark G, Monday, 16 March 2009 15:39 (seventeen years ago)
What has five legs, weighs 2000 lbs and sings?
The Diabeatles.
― Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Monday, 16 March 2009 15:48 (seventeen years ago)
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a pedophile?
Arrrrrr! Kelly
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 03:11 (seventeen years ago)
here's one i made up in 5th grade:
who is the most famous mexican rapper?julio (coolio, get it?)
― lil waynes babymama (musically), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 04:02 (seventeen years ago)
why can't stevie wonder read?because he's black.
^^^literally my favorite joke of all time
― lil waynes babymama (musically), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 04:06 (seventeen years ago)
what has 7 arms and sucks?def leppard
― lil waynes babymama (musically), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 04:09 (seventeen years ago)
i never get to tell that one because i have never met anyone who gets it and explaining it takes the lols out of it
actually i think it's 9 arms...whatever
did you hear eminem didn't graduate from high school?well, he's no smartie
― lil waynes babymama (musically), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 04:12 (seventeen years ago)
JC Penney's is having a Michael Jackson sale ... little boys pants 1/2 off.
This one's great!
― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 07:26 (seventeen years ago)
Kid (upset): Mom, at school they call me "The Backstreet Boy".
Mom: Who, dear? Who calls you "The Backstreet Boy"?
Kid (singing): EVERYBOOOODY, YEEAH...
― daavid, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 08:12 (seventeen years ago)
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 13:29 (seventeen years ago)
Q: What's black and walks into pianos?A: Stevie Wonder
There are a lot of Stevie Wonder jokes!
― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 13:33 (seventeen years ago)
My favorite, from the Truly Tasteless Jokes era...
Q: How is Yoko Ono like an Ethiopian?A: They both live off dead Beetles
― kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 16:50 (seventeen years ago)
Q: Why did Kurt Cobain grope a fat man when he got sad?A: Cos he was feeling a Tad depressed
― Enemy Insects (NickB), Thursday, 18 June 2009 11:59 (seventeen years ago)