and the damned was just a ripoff of my mate's old band that played on the same bill once before they ever made any records. `course m'mate's band was just rippin off bowie, who was just rippin off lou reed, who was just rippin off random r+b records. go figure.
― "another slice of death, please." (Austin), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 04:13 (six months ago) link
Actually a YouTube comment on the Damned song led me last night to this tune, which I had never heard (and totally rips!):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmsZhBqICEk
― This field is required (morrisp), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 04:44 (six months ago) link
Yo, that’s Eddy Grant of “Electric Avenue” fame :O
― The SoyBoy West Coast (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 07:15 (six months ago) link
The Equals, Baby Come Back LP Sunday Review needed
― The SoyBoy West Coast (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 07:28 (six months ago) link
and in the 90s Pato Banton covered Baby Come Back and took to no. 1 (which CAYA never managed) and brought it full circle (!!)
― you can see me from westbury white horse, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 11:00 (six months ago) link
Dunno if anyone else listens to the Pitchfork podcast, but I thought you sickos would be interested to know Pitchfork's process for its year-end lists, as articulated on a recent episode featuring editor-in-chief Puja Patel and editors Ryan Dombal and Jeremy Larson:
PUJA PATEL: So, we basically start this late September, early October. And honestly, bless everyone at Pitchfork -- shout out our fellows, shout out our associate editor, shout out our executive assistant -- because they spend so much time literally pulling from the reviews archive and from Forktracks, which is our internal kind of tracks uploads and message board, everything of note that has happened, year to date, which ends up being thousands of albums and songs collectively. Then we send out what we call the long-list ballot to the entire staff and I would say, 40 or 50 contributors. They do a round of voting. Internally, meanwhile, on the inside of Pitchfork, we have litstening rooms by genre, we have listening rooms of underrated staff faves, lots of listneing, lots of talking. Then a select group of people, I would say the people in this room right now, in conversation with other editors and staffers, cut that down by two-thirds. That's when the knives come out, that's when we really take the shears to the hedge. Then the short-list ballot goes out, to the same group of people. More listening, more internal staff conversations. That's when the whole thing gets fun, not to say that this whole thing isn't fun. But this is where we start, like, needling at the music, which is the thing that we all came here to do. ... Second ballots go out, they come back in, and then it's a couple of editors in the weeds, looking at spreadsheets, talking to staff, and doing what we call a "this or that" Slack battle. RYAN DOMBAL: Yeah, so it's basically if there's an artist who has a bunch of songs that everyone likes, or if their album is so good that there's three or four songs that people all voted for, we will go into our listening rooms, which is either listening IRL or over Zoom and talking back and forth on Slack, and people will fight for their favorite song on the SZA album, let's say.JEREMY LARSON: And another point that we should note is that, like the Grammys, we have a window of eligibility, so it's not January 1, 2023 to December 31, 2023. So the eligibility for this list starts, what, December 9, 2022? PUJA PATEL: I would say once our lists are locked and loaded, it's very rare that they change. So let's say like the 1st of December.
Then we send out what we call the long-list ballot to the entire staff and I would say, 40 or 50 contributors. They do a round of voting. Internally, meanwhile, on the inside of Pitchfork, we have litstening rooms by genre, we have listening rooms of underrated staff faves, lots of listneing, lots of talking. Then a select group of people, I would say the people in this room right now, in conversation with other editors and staffers, cut that down by two-thirds. That's when the knives come out, that's when we really take the shears to the hedge.
Then the short-list ballot goes out, to the same group of people. More listening, more internal staff conversations. That's when the whole thing gets fun, not to say that this whole thing isn't fun. But this is where we start, like, needling at the music, which is the thing that we all came here to do. ... Second ballots go out, they come back in, and then it's a couple of editors in the weeds, looking at spreadsheets, talking to staff, and doing what we call a "this or that" Slack battle.
RYAN DOMBAL: Yeah, so it's basically if there's an artist who has a bunch of songs that everyone likes, or if their album is so good that there's three or four songs that people all voted for, we will go into our listening rooms, which is either listening IRL or over Zoom and talking back and forth on Slack, and people will fight for their favorite song on the SZA album, let's say.
JEREMY LARSON: And another point that we should note is that, like the Grammys, we have a window of eligibility, so it's not January 1, 2023 to December 31, 2023. So the eligibility for this list starts, what, December 9, 2022?
PUJA PATEL: I would say once our lists are locked and loaded, it's very rare that they change. So let's say like the 1st of December.
― jaymc, Thursday, 30 November 2023 17:04 (six months ago) link
(I think Larson said December 9 because that's when the SZA album came out last year. Their 2022 list was published on Dec. 6 and omitted it, so I assume it will show up this year.)
― jaymc, Thursday, 30 November 2023 17:12 (six months ago) link
And honestly, bless everyone at Pitchfork
https://render.fineartamerica.com/images/rendered/default/poster/5.375/8.000/break/images/artworkimages/medium/1/tiny-tim-from-a-christmas-carol-garland-johnson.jpg
― omar little, Thursday, 30 November 2023 17:21 (six months ago) link
another year, another reader's poll where i complain about their calculation of bpms!
https://pitchfork.com/features/lists-and-guides/2023-readers-poll-results/
that king krule song is not 200 bpm! same thing with that sufjan song, only way you get a bpm so high is if you count the eighth notes as quarter notes. the legitimately high bpm songs like the jpeg/danny song and kendrick/keem song should stand out among the midtempo indie, but nooo.
― kissinger on my list (voodoo chili), Friday, 8 December 2023 17:59 (six months ago) link
i'm sure they've just run everything through an automated tool that often gets the tempos wrong and don't bother to check the results
― ufo, Friday, 8 December 2023 18:02 (six months ago) link
oh i'm sure, but still. i remember when they did a poll of 90s songs and listed heart-shaped box's bpm as 201 or something
― kissinger on my list (voodoo chili), Friday, 8 December 2023 18:07 (six months ago) link
definitely embarrassing that they're still doing it list after list
― ufo, Friday, 8 December 2023 18:10 (six months ago) link
heart shaped box gabber mix
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 December 2023 18:14 (six months ago) link
lol @ the bpm thing, but ultimately it doesn't surprise me that the people at this publication are musically illiterate
― budo jeru, Friday, 8 December 2023 18:15 (six months ago) link
becoming musically literate is a gateway drug to Yngwie Malmsteen fandom
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 8 December 2023 18:19 (six months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxY5tivTr-I
― ufo, Friday, 8 December 2023 18:22 (six months ago) link
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, December 8, 2023 12:19 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
pitchfork adding a dedicated column to super fast shredder guitar mag metal guys would be awesome
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 December 2023 18:30 (six months ago) link
"paul gilbert revolutionizes our perception of bodies and spaces"
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 December 2023 18:31 (six months ago) link
god, i hate to ask, but wtf is that Nirvana cover. is that indicative of some larger trend or is Nightcore huge and i don't know it or ... ?
― alpine static, Friday, 8 December 2023 18:32 (six months ago) link
is it even a cover or did they just take the track and speed it up in a DAW? i don't notice anything new?
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 December 2023 19:19 (six months ago) link
when you accidentally type "pitchforj.com" into your browser
https://i.imgur.com/TOONxlA.png
― budo jeru, Friday, 8 December 2023 19:27 (six months ago) link
even that sped-up version doesn't touch 203 bpm!
― kissinger on my list (voodoo chili), Friday, 8 December 2023 19:28 (six months ago) link
it's not a cover, it's just sped up yeah. nightcore is this weird youtube phenomenon that dates back over a decade where teens post sped up songs with anime pics (usually) and credit them to 'nightcore'. nightcore was originally some norwegian dj duo who made sped up remixes of trance tracks (i think actually doing some remixing), but then kids decided to imitate them by just speeding up anything while calling the result nightcore. there are nightcore videos with hundreds of millions of views
― ufo, Friday, 8 December 2023 19:28 (six months ago) link
should be called anti-Screw
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 8 December 2023 19:30 (six months ago) link
In 1971, at 26, Rod Stewart thought he was an old man.
haha tell me about it ;_;
― you can see me from westbury white horse, Sunday, 10 December 2023 06:00 (six months ago) link
This way this sentence is written made me laugh for some reason:
For her performance of “All-American Bitch,” Rodrigo transformed the stage into a tea party and destroyed it, hopping on the table and stomping all over all the cakes.
― This field is required (morrisp), Sunday, 10 December 2023 07:38 (six months ago) link
outrageous! what will the duchess say.
― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 10 December 2023 09:32 (six months ago) link
sry xpost tangent-i remember hearing about nightcore for the first time about a decade ago when i encountered a youtube of "this charming man" basically being played on 45rpm.
it reminded me of how i had this cassette player in my childhood (late 80s/early 90s) with a broken pause button. if you pressed it, instead of pausing, it sped up the tape. i loved it. that was my preferred way of listening to janet jackson rhythm nation, actually. it would be a shot straight into a wormhole of nostalgia if any "(sped up)" janet jackson versions hit streaming.
(idiot time: did 8 year old austin accidentally invent nightcore????)
― she fell asleep with her hand around my throat (Austin), Sunday, 10 December 2023 13:28 (six months ago) link
(also the inverse: the syr records series is mostly pressed for 45rpm playback, but all of them sound way better at 33⅓)
(also one more thing: there's been an influx of "slowed and reverb" versions hitting streaming over the past couple years. i'm a fan.)
― she fell asleep with her hand around my throat (Austin), Sunday, 10 December 2023 13:35 (six months ago) link
It's always been a bit of a thing on the Balearic scene, playing records at the wrong speed: Jolene, Payola$, Deniece Williams, TC 1992 etc
― groovypanda, Sunday, 10 December 2023 15:53 (six months ago) link
Everyone who had the Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas record inevitably turned them into demons from hell at 33 1/3.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 10 December 2023 20:01 (six months ago) link
i mean...
― she fell asleep with her hand around my throat (Austin), Sunday, 10 December 2023 20:16 (six months ago) link
that’s just dave’s normal voice
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 11 December 2023 01:16 (six months ago) link
and it's just lovely, isn't it?
― she fell asleep with her hand around my throat (Austin), Monday, 11 December 2023 01:47 (six months ago) link
https://x.com/PhilipSherburne/status/1734276629357093166?s=20
― Indexed, Monday, 11 December 2023 19:25 (six months ago) link
Hmmm.
News: In a note to staff, Condé Nast announces that Pitchfork is being moved under GQ. pic.twitter.com/8NzvtYKFLB— Max Tani (@maxwelltani) January 17, 2024
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 17 January 2024 19:08 (four months ago) link
GQ's been doing some good work lately. "The Best Athletic Fit Jeans for Your Big, Beautiful Thighs" is a banger.
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Wednesday, 17 January 2024 19:14 (four months ago) link
Lovely.
Per the link, Puja Patel is out as editor. In a Bluesky response to my posts over there just now, Marc Hogan is saying more layoff meetings are happening and he figures it'll hit him in half an hour.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 17 January 2024 19:19 (four months ago) link
Whoa
― jaymc, Wednesday, 17 January 2024 19:30 (four months ago) link
I can't underplay how grim this is.
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 January 2024 19:33 (four months ago) link
Agreed.
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 17 January 2024 19:34 (four months ago) link
Nothing will ever again exist as a synecdoche for Everything Wrong With Music and/or Music Journalism in the way Pitchfork did. What will we all bitch about now?
― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Wednesday, 17 January 2024 19:35 (four months ago) link
have the most obnoxious people on Twitter come out of the woodwork yet to say this is because of poptimism
― Murgatroid, Wednesday, 17 January 2024 19:40 (four months ago) link
this is disgusting, short-sighted, stupid decision
― kissinger on my list (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 17 January 2024 19:41 (four months ago) link
― Murgatroid,
yes?
― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 January 2024 19:42 (four months ago) link
I've referred to my job at pitchfork as being on a ferris wheel at closing time, just waiting for them to yank me down. after nearly 8 yrs, mass layoffs got me. glad we could spend that time trying to make it a less dude-ish place just for GQ to end up at the helm— Jill Mapes (@jillian_mapes) January 17, 2024
― jaymc, Wednesday, 17 January 2024 19:43 (four months ago) link
― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Wednesday, January 17, 2024 1:35 PM (fourteen minutes ago)
My pitch: MTV restarts Total Request Live as some sort of Twitch/Tiktok thing. The rotating cast of hosts is pulled from the most popular music review youtubers
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 17 January 2024 19:51 (four months ago) link
barf, imagine accidentally pulling up F@ntano on your big screen
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 17 January 2024 19:59 (four months ago) link
I started interning at Pitchfork in January 2010, and after a short gap, was hired part-time in March 2012. This job has been a big part of my life ever since. Today I was laid off.— evan minsker (@evanminsker) January 17, 2024
― kurt schwitterz, Wednesday, 17 January 2024 20:13 (four months ago) link
Mapes posted that Ryan Dombal -- who's worked there for 15 years -- is also out.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 17 January 2024 20:24 (four months ago) link