few weeks ago there was a 'songs of the summer 2023' feature on p4k that was like "songs to get our ass eaten to" which was p revolting to me
― flopson, Saturday, 5 August 2023 22:53 (ten months ago) link
and it was all Pimp C songs
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 August 2023 23:03 (ten months ago) link
weeks ago there was a 'songs of the summer 2023' feature on p4k that was like "songs to get our ass eaten to" which was p revolting to me
― flopson, Saturday, August 5, 2023 6:53 PM (forty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglin
Be more flexible
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 5 August 2023 23:34 (ten months ago) link
"the benefit of a review that describes the sound of a song is to make me want to click on that song instead of millions of others"
"This is so OTM (for me). I’m just not gonna click & listen if the blurb doesn’t give me a reason to, and non-musical “context” likely isn’t gonna cut it for me"
this is my problem with movie reviews now. nobody describes the look of a movie or visuals in a way that makes me want to see it. its all plot or it focuses on a specific actor or actors often without ever describing what they even look like! and i know i can go watch the trailer but man i would kill to read someone who makes me excited about movies by actually giving riveting descriptions of a scene or a look someone gives or the way the music or sound fits in with the picture...i don't know why i can't find this anywhere. i was really happy to see that ao scott was retiring at the nyt because he must be the worst at describing the look of a film if he even bothered to do it at all. you might get two sentences in the entire review. so fucking boring to read. AO turned me off of a lot films by being so flat and tedious. i don't really read music reviews anymore. i read interviews with musicians. thats my music crit. i do love reviews that get obsessed with certain sounds on a song or album. something that goes beyond the standard info of an album/artist/etc. i never see those. they are probably out there somewhere.
― scott seward, Saturday, 5 August 2023 23:37 (ten months ago) link
(man if i read a movie review and they mentioned the SOUND of the movie (and this can mean SO MANY THINGS) i would flip my friggin' lid...)
― scott seward, Saturday, 5 August 2023 23:40 (ten months ago) link
I dunno – I thought Scott was a pretty great movie reviewer, but it sounds like you’re looking for something v specific.
― Nonhuman biologics enthusiast (morrisp), Saturday, 5 August 2023 23:42 (ten months ago) link
i like movies cuz they move. and sound cool. you would never know this reading ao.
― scott seward, Saturday, 5 August 2023 23:46 (ten months ago) link
i hate any review of anything that reads like a book report. there are so many ways to give info in a review without regurgitating plot or the tortured history of director A or actor B. i dunno. it doesn't really matter. i manage to find all kinds of cool movies to watch. and music to listen to. but there are ways to get creativity into the nyt. its been done.
― scott seward, Saturday, 5 August 2023 23:50 (ten months ago) link
glenn kenny tipped me off to that guy...........he's in a literary mag. brooklyn. has a book. i bought the book online! during the plague. then i made fun of steven spielberg and glenn kenny unfriended me on facebook. in any case, hat tip to glenn because that guy is really funny and the only modern film writer i have enjoyed since i enjoyed my kael chips or whatever.
i apologize for not remembering the name of the magazine or the writer! you guys are quick though. you know who i mean.
― scott seward, Saturday, 5 August 2023 23:59 (ten months ago) link
I personally don’t, but would be interested to know. Does he do these kind of impressionistic film reviews that you describe?
― Nonhuman biologics enthusiast (morrisp), Sunday, 6 August 2023 00:00 (ten months ago) link
A.S. Hamrah. N+1 Magazine.
took me a minute...
― scott seward, Sunday, 6 August 2023 00:07 (ten months ago) link
i've never read the magazine. just his columns and then the book.
― scott seward, Sunday, 6 August 2023 00:08 (ten months ago) link
I've been enjoying Tarantino's book. Even though his chapters mostly focus on individual movies which had a formative influence on him, he digs into other works as well. He's pretty astute! I find myself agreeing with him a lot. He's pretty sharp on the reasons why a lot of the films work and why they don't.
― omar little, Sunday, 6 August 2023 00:09 (ten months ago) link
I didn't doubt his book would be interesting, but I actually find it kind of shockingly good.
― omar little, Sunday, 6 August 2023 00:10 (ten months ago) link
reading tarantino would have to be better than watching him talk about something.
― scott seward, Sunday, 6 August 2023 00:16 (ten months ago) link
He writes better than he talks!
― omar little, Sunday, 6 August 2023 00:19 (ten months ago) link
Sometimes after seeing a recent movie that I have Opinions on, I use Metacritic to check out reviews (particularly the negative or mixed ones, as those tend to be more interesting). There are always a few that are really good, and make me think… “yeah, some ppl sure do this well.”
― Nonhuman biologics enthusiast (morrisp), Sunday, 6 August 2023 00:36 (ten months ago) link
i'm sure there is good stuff out there. i don't really look very hard for it anymore.
― scott seward, Sunday, 6 August 2023 00:52 (ten months ago) link
Sounds like newspaper-type reviews aren’t really your jam anyway.
― Nonhuman biologics enthusiast (morrisp), Sunday, 6 August 2023 01:30 (ten months ago) link
so, this is fun, i think the only slightly negative review i ever wrote in pfork was for the band sioux falls, who were doing kind of an emo-inflected modest mouse thing at the time (and i think i just have to accept that even though i enjoy many of their songs, i don’t *get* modest mouse at all and never have), and now they’ve made one of my favorite records this year, strange ranger’s pure music. sorry guys! you’re doing great
― ivy., Sunday, 6 August 2023 03:54 (ten months ago) link
Saw DSOTM and called the rating before I clicked it. I feel like 9.3 is their standard Sunday rating for super canon albums whose super canon status has perhaps diminished a wee little bit in recent years, idk.
― you can see me from westbury white horse, Sunday, 6 August 2023 04:44 (ten months ago) link
It really only talks about the actual songs on the album for three paragraphs in the middle, huh? Guess they figure everyone's heard it...
― Nonhuman biologics enthusiast (morrisp), Sunday, 6 August 2023 04:49 (ten months ago) link
i haven't read it yet but wtf, DSOTM is a 10.10 out of 10
― z_tbd, Sunday, 6 August 2023 05:04 (ten months ago) link
it rules
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 6 August 2023 05:36 (ten months ago) link
this is my problem with movie reviews now. nobody describes the look of a movie or visuals in a way that makes me want to see it. its all plot or it focuses on a specific actor or actors often without ever describing what they even look like! and i know i can go watch the trailer but man i would kill to read someone who makes me excited about movies by actually giving riveting descriptions of a scene or a look someone gives or the way the music or sound fits in with the picture...i don't know why i can't find this anywhere. i was really happy to see that ao scott was retiring at the nyt because he must be the worst at describing the look of a film if he even bothered to do it at all. you might get two sentences in the entire review. so fucking boring to read. AO turned me off of a lot films by being so flat and tedious.
Even worse in this regard is comics criticism, which outside of the Comics Journal is often either 100% just talking about the plot or the old AV Club model of 90% talking about the plot and then a little paragraph about how the art supports the plot.
― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 6 August 2023 08:29 (ten months ago) link
The Floyd fandom on here is truly weird.
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 6 August 2023 11:14 (ten months ago) link
table, you appear to have mistaken ILM for something other than a classic rock forum?
― imago, Sunday, 6 August 2023 11:24 (ten months ago) link
It's a great piece.
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 6 August 2023 12:28 (ten months ago) link
technically an acknowledgement that animals is the best pink floyd album (the decades-old review where p4k gave it a 10 is still up) so i have to give them credit for that
― ufo, Sunday, 6 August 2023 12:39 (ten months ago) link
xpost - just say "Pink Floyd rules" once, it feels good
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 6 August 2023 12:58 (ten months ago) link
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 6 August 2023 14:09 (ten months ago) link
That's a great piece, yet even though I don't think Pink Floyd rules (sorry!) I don't see how or why you wouldn't give that album a 10, and at least on first read the review does not get into exactly what might have made it 0.7 better. Was it docked a smidge for what it begat? For amplifying Waters's ego? For not synching perfectly with "Wizard of Oz"? Not sure. If anything "Dark Side" is one of those super canon albums whose super canon status you *assume* has diminished a wee little bit in recent years, and then you put it on for the first time in a long time and, nope, it's actually still really good.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 6 August 2023 14:18 (ten months ago) link
it reminds me of being in 6th grade Algebra where our teacher said if we completed our daily assignment, she'd give us 94s and I kept saying "why not 100" and she'd say "nothing's perfect" and I said "but you're not grading it for correctness, just completeness", and she said "look it's a damn A now stfu"
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Sunday, 6 August 2023 14:20 (ten months ago) link
I think they docked it on account of AOR radio being sexist, and Playboy readers in 1973 being corny.
― Nonhuman biologics enthusiast (morrisp), Sunday, 6 August 2023 14:24 (ten months ago) link
playboy readers?
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 6 August 2023 15:12 (ten months ago) link
Yep. It’s a weird paragraph
― Nonhuman biologics enthusiast (morrisp), Sunday, 6 August 2023 15:32 (ten months ago) link
read two paragraphs of the floyd piece, it's just weird and crammed with hyperbole. i just don't see what draws people to writing like that, the tone is so annoying.
― budo jeru, Sunday, 6 August 2023 16:01 (ten months ago) link
I'm not seeing what's hyperbolic and/or weird about those paragraphs other than "Pink Floyd had established themselves as, if not the best psychedelic rock band, then certainly the most technologically extravagant." They consist mostly of reporting?
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 6 August 2023 16:06 (ten months ago) link
Lol @ the review spending an entire paragraph discussing the phrase "dark side of the moon. Like a Scalia opinion using Merriam-Webster to define some term as the basis for some dumb ruling.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Sunday, 6 August 2023 16:13 (ten months ago) link
It can be hard to talk about the music itself
Especially if you wait until the eleventh paragraph to first discuss the music.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Sunday, 6 August 2023 16:15 (ten months ago) link
Gotta set the stage, man.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 6 August 2023 16:28 (ten months ago) link
the sunday reviews are retrospectives, don’t really I’d rest and the complaint that they don’t spend enough time describing the sound of one of the most-heard albums in history
― ludicrously capacious bag (voodoo chili), Sunday, 6 August 2023 16:31 (ten months ago) link
don’t really *understand
If they weren’t called “reviews” (and didn’t have a rating) it’d all be good I think.
― Nonhuman biologics enthusiast (morrisp), Sunday, 6 August 2023 16:33 (ten months ago) link
Lol @ the review spending an entire paragraph discussing the phrase "dark side of the moon.
― brimstead, Sunday, 6 August 2023 16:48 (ten months ago) link
attempts at making profound alienation sound beautiful that aren’t Dark Side or OK Computer inevitably fail.
Hmm idk about that
― omar little, Sunday, 6 August 2023 16:53 (ten months ago) link
Re "Breathe", it hits the same haunting and lonely vibe for me as Albuquerque by Neil Young, complete with the absolutely perfect use of pedal steel.
― omar little, Sunday, 6 August 2023 16:56 (ten months ago) link
Dark Side is an album that's almost impossible to truly hear — 50 years of cultural context sit between you and it. I mean, I first heard that record probably 35 years ago, and at this point it's like Kind of Blue for me, I have so much of it memorized that I don't know if I could find anything truly new in it if I tried. That's probably why I listen to Animals and "Echoes" more, because I can still be surprised by those. But this piece is a really good exercise in thinking-about-Pink Floyd. And there are probably readers who've never heard the album who will be inspired to do so by reading it. Which is the goal.
Side note: Eric Harvey's Who Got The Camera? is one of the best music books I've ever read.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 6 August 2023 16:57 (ten months ago) link
Seconded
― omar little, Sunday, 6 August 2023 16:59 (ten months ago) link
This is one of the biggest selling albums ever; I can wait until the 11th graf to read how the guitars sound on "Breathe" or whatever
― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 6 August 2023 17:00 (ten months ago) link