Artist-specific music jokes

McEntire, Grubbs, O’Rourke & Pajo LLP(?)

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torteoisie

Why did Bob Marley take karate?
Because he got to have hi-yah now

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Q: Why are Depeche Mode bad at Teams meetings?

A: Because they're on Mute.

Btw, this was so great that I've thought about it from time time since it was posted...

Thanks, that was one of mine, although I'd probably heard it before somewhere. And now I think it would be funnier with Zoom, not Teams.

Why did the chicken ignore side one of Aerosmith's Pump?

To get to "The Other Side"

(This also works with Pendulum's In Silico but I figure ilx is more likely to complete the punchline in their head if it's the BBfBs)

gen z mud be like that's yeet that's yeet that's yeet that's yeet

why did the bee gees walk out of the clive anderson interview?

he was clive talkin'!

oh, my child

what were george michael's favourite songs first released on albums from 29 september 1997?

"cowboys" and "angels"

A man walks the streets of a foreign country, looking for a place to eat. The owner of a restaurant sees him and calls, "hey you! come try my food!" The man shrugs and goes inside.

"Just bring me your specialty," the man says as he sits down. The owner gives a delighted look and says, "I'll bring you our TWO very best dishes."

Ten minutes later, the owner sets out two plates of food that the man can't even recognize. "This one is fried scarabs," the owner explains excitedly, "and this one is sheep testicles." The man is horrified. But the owner swells with pride in his dishes and stands there expecting the man to try them. So try them the man must. First, he picks up a scarab. It's fried, so how bad could it be? He crunches into a leg and struggles to keep it down, but ultimately swallows the horrid thing and gives a thumbs-up. The owner is very pleased and gestures to the sheep testicles. The man slowly cuts a piece, closes his eyes, takes a deep breath, then puts it in his mouth. He gags but is barely able to get it down, and afterward he turns to the owner with a put-on grin. "Both dishes are, uh, great."

"C'mon, you must have a favorite," the owner says, wagging a finger. "So which is it: the beetles or the stones?"

What laidback early 70s rock albums do health food specialists unwind to?

'Holland' and 'Barrett'

https://www.threads.net/@orangeframpton/post/C4ENBlxJMXm/

lol “What is a Communique?”

Yeah that guy really just had one round in the chamber, lol

What is a surgical assistant's favorite punk band?

Operation I.V.

Why did Anthrax hate Led Zeppelin IV?

They're Anti! They're Anti-Zoso!