Nick Cave : Classic or Dud ?

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What, they managed to find 14 outstanding Australians?

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 May 2023 16:57 (one year ago) link

(joke)

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 May 2023 16:57 (one year ago) link

Guess Angus Young doesn't count as an Aussie then. Did they have 14 oustanding Scots too?

hellboy falling through the bar (Matt #2), Saturday, 6 May 2023 17:10 (one year ago) link

https://fezpage.tripod.com/billy.jpg

calzino, Saturday, 6 May 2023 17:23 (one year ago) link

lol picture fail, it was a hilarious cartoon of Billy Connolly wearing a monocle from Viz.

calzino, Saturday, 6 May 2023 17:26 (one year ago) link

https://fezpage.tripod.com/billy.jpg

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 May 2023 17:28 (one year ago) link

LOL, it refuses to post!

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 May 2023 17:28 (one year ago) link

that was one of the funniest strips Viz ever did

calzino, Saturday, 6 May 2023 17:30 (one year ago) link

i thought that was supposed to be a comment on outstanding Australians

sarahell, Saturday, 6 May 2023 17:31 (one year ago) link

Guess Angus Young doesn't count as an Aussie then. Did they have 14 oustanding Scots too?

aiui Angus Young lives primarily in the Netherlands, not the UK

least said, sergio mendes (sic), Saturday, 6 May 2023 17:39 (one year ago) link

now i'm wondering whether Ant or Dec was the plus one

contrapuntal aversion (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 May 2023 17:49 (one year ago) link

sorta skimming back up this thread and just had to google to see if Jim Thirlwell wrote the theme to Pesky Blinkers

contrapuntal aversion (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 May 2023 17:51 (one year ago) link

scraping flat caps off the wheel

rincton monkspoon (NickB), Saturday, 6 May 2023 18:04 (one year ago) link

I don’t believe in an interventionist God
But I know, darling, that you do pic.twitter.com/Z2F2zGjto2

— Ed Cumming (@edcumming) May 6, 2023

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 6 May 2023 18:24 (one year ago) link

Never forget:

Rowan Williams- Thai Sweet Chilli Sensations.

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— Fergus Butler-Gallie (@_F_B_G_) November 2, 2018

Because the Nighttoad (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 6 May 2023 18:27 (one year ago) link

good to see Sir Nick's hair transplant is holding up so well.

stirmonster, Saturday, 6 May 2023 18:36 (one year ago) link

The cat with no hat would be bald in the pate

Stevo, Saturday, 6 May 2023 18:41 (one year ago) link

the vain cunt even dyes his eyebrows.

calzino, Saturday, 6 May 2023 18:44 (one year ago) link

the vain cunt even dyes his eybrows.

He should have gone the Vicente Fernandez route - let the hair go white but dye the eybrows (and mustache) black.

https://www.gannett-cdn.com/presto/2021/08/10/PPHXS/a69a36b3-0658-4c81-8fb1-3c2133e820b5-Viente_fernandez.jpg

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 6 May 2023 18:56 (one year ago) link

lol. Recently I was watching a showdown on a kind of Mexican Idol between a Chente imitator and an Amy Winehouse imitator.

Because the Nighttoad (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 6 May 2023 19:09 (one year ago) link

If Cave had shown up to the coronation dressed in full Chente-swag that would have been an improvement.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 6 May 2023 19:38 (one year ago) link

and i thought the ska puns were bad, but this petty "omg his hair" turn is gross ... like, this is the kind of superficial bullshit that enabled all the fat shaming / body policing garbage visited on women on ilx for over a decade

sarahell, Saturday, 6 May 2023 19:57 (one year ago) link

absolute nonsense sarah

calzino, Saturday, 6 May 2023 20:01 (one year ago) link

unless you are joking!

calzino, Saturday, 6 May 2023 20:04 (one year ago) link

nonsense says the cis-male who didn't have to endure it in the same way?

I mean, seriously, hate the guy's music, fine. Hate the guy's politics, fine.

sarahell, Saturday, 6 May 2023 20:05 (one year ago) link

hating every aspect of the guy is fine as well

calzino, Saturday, 6 May 2023 20:06 (one year ago) link

it's not like he's some vulnerable person, if anything the opposite according to rumours

calzino, Saturday, 6 May 2023 20:07 (one year ago) link

I'm not joking. It makes me uncomfortable to see people I otherwise like behaving like mean girls idk

sarahell, Saturday, 6 May 2023 20:07 (one year ago) link

it's not like he's some vulnerable person, if anything the opposite according to rumours

― calzino, Saturday, May 6, 2023 1:07 PM (thirteen seconds ago)

i guess where i'm coming from is that as mortal people, we are all vulnerable in that sense ... aging, mortality ... attack the aspects of the person where they aren't, or, something

sarahell, Saturday, 6 May 2023 20:09 (one year ago) link

if you want to go down that road then even vile politicians and monarchs are vulnerable and life on public messageboards might become very dull

calzino, Saturday, 6 May 2023 20:14 (one year ago) link

i agree - body shaming or looks shaming or whatever is never good. even if it's aimed at somebody who is worthy of contempt it touches on anybody who's ever had to endure it and it plays to the culture of worth being measured by looks

contrapuntal aversion (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 May 2023 20:17 (one year ago) link

i understand the point you're making calz but i think that's the underlying issue with mocking aspects of people that aren't their character

contrapuntal aversion (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 May 2023 20:18 (one year ago) link

vile politicians and monarchs are vulnerable and life on public messageboards might become very dull

we can still hate them for all the horrible things they do and say as a result of their vileness ... there's plenty of material there.

sarahell, Saturday, 6 May 2023 20:18 (one year ago) link

I don't feel like taking the piss out of the vanities of a daft old man goes into that category myself

calzino, Saturday, 6 May 2023 20:19 (one year ago) link

I don't see body shaming, more like shaming the excessive vanity of the man here

calzino, Saturday, 6 May 2023 20:20 (one year ago) link

there's a thin line between vanity and the insecurities most of us have tho

contrapuntal aversion (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 May 2023 20:24 (one year ago) link

i think it also becomes a distraction ... which, yeah, i guess we need our distractions ... but, i just remember all the comedians' jokes about Trump having small hands or being fat, and it's like, ... ok, Comedian, you have all this attention on you where you can criticize this horrible evil man in power, maybe you can say more about the horrible evil things he does and the systems that are complicit and the people that are complicit, because there are certainly jokes to be made there ... idk

sarahell, Saturday, 6 May 2023 20:24 (one year ago) link

lol even my last post sounds bad tbh, but I find it hard to care in this case. I would never be like this with an ordinary citizen.

calzino, Saturday, 6 May 2023 20:24 (one year ago) link

as a bald man who considered a hair transplant i think it's ok to comment on his hair. i'm a little jealous if truth be told. as a teenager i aped his hair for a fair while and all those industrial quantities of xxxx strength hairspray + crimping + intense backcoming are very likely a contributory factor in my lack of hair now.

stirmonster, Saturday, 6 May 2023 20:25 (one year ago) link

granted this is just ilx and we don't have any real power or influence here so it's not a big deal but ... it does make me uncomfortable ... but then i am not being oppressed if I just don't read/participate in this thread so ... whatever, sorry i brought it up

sarahell, Saturday, 6 May 2023 20:26 (one year ago) link

i really thought the mercy seat lyric was "measuring of poop" until I looked it up just now

Enumerated funks of Walsh, Joe. (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 6 May 2023 20:27 (one year ago) link

I'll just get my baldie credentials in. I was steadily receding since my 20's but it seemed to slow down and now I've still got more hair than some of the people who took the piss out of me. But ultimately if someone made a baldist comment at me I really don't care. And this creep really deserves to pilloried imo. It doesn't necessarily cause offense to other people taking the piss out of an old vain prick.

calzino, Saturday, 6 May 2023 20:38 (one year ago) link

or if it does they really need to grow thicker skin. The world is burning - the country is descending into authoritarian fascism. Put your delicate male pattern bald issues aside please!

calzino, Saturday, 6 May 2023 20:41 (one year ago) link

sorry that was a bit strident. I'm not having a go at anyone on here, including sarahell

calzino, Saturday, 6 May 2023 20:49 (one year ago) link

....kind of feels like you are having a go at sarah tbh

do you really think so? I disagree. Had a got at the post maybe but I can't see any ad hom there

calzino, Saturday, 6 May 2023 21:17 (one year ago) link

To our love, let all the pink-eyed pigeons coo
That people, are a badfish, too

Enumerated funks of Walsh, Joe. (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 6 May 2023 21:54 (one year ago) link

i think it also becomes a distraction ... which, yeah, i guess we need our distractions ... but, i just remember all the comedians' jokes about Trump having small hands or being fat, and it's like, ... ok, Comedian, you have all this attention on you where you can criticize this horrible evil man in power, maybe you can say more about the horrible evil things he does and the systems that are complicit and the people that are complicit, because there are certainly jokes to be made there ... idk

― sarahell, Saturday, 6 May 2023 bookmarkflaglink

This is just funny given how you often seem to refuse to think about things in a structural sense, Sarah.

Anyway, this isn't Trump. Nick Cave gets far more defenses than Trump does, but he will also (unlike Trump) disappear from the news cycle tomorrow.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 6 May 2023 21:56 (one year ago) link

making fun of a man for dying his hair is extremely different than making fun of someone's body size, come the fuck on

ꙮ (map), Saturday, 6 May 2023 22:12 (one year ago) link


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