POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick

I love that a decade later we don't have to sort thru ten or more volumes of my dick, easy as that would have been, this is pure artistry, no guilding of lillys or legs on snakes, just my dick and that is plenty

Worthwhile or not, writing one's own can be a lot of fun. And really the challenge is knowing where to include my dick and when to leave my dick out of it

I used to be a my dick from the my dick days
My dick used to feel woebegone and so restless nights
My aching dick would bleed for you to see
Oh, but now (I don't find my dick bouncing home)
(Whistling my dick tunes to make me cry)

CHORUS:
No more my dick yous
My dick is leaving me
My dick I love you
Changes are shifting outside my dick

I used to have demons in my dick at night
My dick, my dick, my dick, so many my dicks
Oh, but now (I don't find my dick bouncing around)
(Whistling my dick to make me cry)

(My Dick Chorus)

My dick was being really crazy
But my dick will only come
And you know what, my dick?
Everyone was being really my dick
The my dicks are crazy
There are my dicks outside

(Probably worth replacing the 'Dooba-dubba-dup-dup-dup... uh-OH!' parts as appropriate)

Wanna change my dick, my dick, my dick

I had the opportunity to introduce someone to this the other day. they'd just been to the Springsteen concert so obv I started with 'dancing with my dick'. He ended up doubled over the table in laughter. He wasn't entirely sober, but still.

Pole.

“Fast Dick” still makes me cry laughing even thinking about it.

city lights play on my dick and my dick was wrapped around my shoulder

Best poll

I know we're pleased My Dick stayed humble, but I really do think it's time for a follow up

The dick that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and they did burn so very very brightly.

it's better to burn dick than to fade a dick

blended dick haircut

Fields of Dick...brings back memories of the neighbors harvesting dicks this time of year.

So many dick hits since the first one came out, a followup is needed indeed.

Can’t Feel My Dick
Lose Yourself to Dick
Rolling in my Dick
Shape of Dick
Shake My Dick
Hotline Dick
Shallow Dick
Wrecking Dick
Old Town Dick
Take My Dick to Church
Stay With My Dick
Somebody that I Used to Dick
When I Was Your Dick

Dick Me Maybe

Try Sleeping with a Broken Dick

Dick Horse

We Found My Dick In A Hopeless Place

Wait, no Uptown Dick?

“From Tha Chuuuch to My Dick” would be great

so would an entire dickless by my bloody dick

Try That in a Small Dick

or perhaps Try Dick in a Small Town?

dickless by my bloody dick

has my dick gone too far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_yGoNXBuds

!!!!

My Dick
June 28
Ok fine we'll do another record.

via their FB after reaching 5K followers

so frustrating that my dick has never played live with a my dick band, how is that possible, where are these people? Ohio? I will move back to Ohio if I have to, what a great time at the bar that would be

hunting around for more my dick on that channel I found a short clip of the singer from freezepop and whoa, haven't thought about freezepop in 20 years but how good were they? still active it seems, may need to make a freezepop thread

"If you tolerate my dick, then... no.

"Been through the desert on a horse with my dick" .. mmm, no.

Blimey, it's harder than it looks!

My Dick North Of Dickmond

has my dick gone too far

pretty far, actually

"If you tolerate my dick, then... no.

"Been through the desert on a horse with my dick" .. mmm, no.

Blimey, it's harder than it looks!

― Mark G

See, you’re placing my dick in the wrong places. It should be:

“If you tolerate this, then my dick will be next…”

“I’ve been thru the desert with a dick with no name”

I got dick in low places

my dick my / my dick my / my dick my/ my dick my

like you need to be more generous with the use of my dick

Thank You For The My Dick

Thank you for being my dick

If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my dick
My dick’s waitin'
Come and jump on it

Islands In My Dick

I went to the Bandcamp site and it said

If you like My Dick, you may also like:

don't keep us in suspense Whiney, we might get blue balls

Candle In My Dick

Goodbye, Nor My Dick
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold my dick
While my dicks around you crawled
My dick crawled out of the woodwork
And it whispered into your brain
My dick set you on the treadmill
And my dick made you change your name
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like my dick in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the dick set in
And I would've liked to know my dick
But I was just a kid
My dick burned out long before
Your legend ever did
Loneliness was tough
The toughest dick you ever played
Hollywood created a my dick star
And dick was the price you paid
Even when my dick died
Oh, the dicks still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was that my dick was found in the nude

Head Like My Dick

Black as my dick
I’d rather die
Than give you my dick

I hurt my dick today
To see if I still feel
I focus on my dick
The only dick that's real

It comes down to this
Your dick
Your dick
And the dick
It gets under my dick
Within
Take in
The extent of my dick

I did it all for my dick
(Come on) my dick
(Come on) so you can take that cookie
And stick it up my dick
Stick it up my dick
Stick it up my dick

1, 2, 3, and to the 4
Snoop Doggy Dogg and my dick are at the door

Black hole dick
Won't you come
And wash away the rain
Black hole dick
Won't you come
Won't you come