this one has the most promise of the ones you posted ... imo ... but i would make these changes:
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a my dickSometimes I feel like my only dickIs the my dick I live in, the city of my dickLonely as my dick, together my dickMy dick on her streets 'cause she's my dick companionI walk through my dick 'cause she knows who my dickShe sees my good dick and she kisses me windyWell, I never worry, now that is my dickI don't ever wanna feelLike I did my dickTake me to my dick I loveTake my dick the wayI don't ever wanna feelLike I did my dickTake me to the my dick loveTakemy dick the way
― sarahell, Sunday, 19 March 2023 17:29 (one year ago) link
It's my dickAnd I'll cry if I want to
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Sunday, 19 March 2023 17:38 (one year ago) link
just realized that Jolene can = My Dick
My dickMy dickMy dick, my dickI'm begging of you please, don't take my dick
My dickMy dickMy dick, my dickPlease don't take my dick because you can
Your beauty is beyond compareWith flaming locks of my dick hairWith ivory skin and eyes of my dickYour smile is like my dick of springYour voice is soft just like my dickAnd I cannot compete with youMy dick
― touche pas ma planète (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 19 March 2023 18:03 (one year ago) link
<3
― sarahell, Sunday, 19 March 2023 18:07 (one year ago) link
Out here in my dickI fight for my dickI put my dick into my living
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 19 March 2023 19:04 (one year ago) link
Oh, yeah, I'll tell you somethingI think you'll understandWhen I say that somethingI wanna hold my dickI wanna hold my dickI wanna hold my dick
Oh, please, say to meAnd let me be your manAnd please, say to meYou'll let me hold my dick
― carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 19 March 2023 19:14 (one year ago) link
all this is showing me is that not everyone can write dick lyrics as well as My Dick, not that these are bad but...
― obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Sunday, 19 March 2023 19:23 (one year ago) link
That and the arrangements. His reimagining of the sax line in “Baker Street” is [chef’s kiss]. I literally did a spit-take when I first heard it.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 19 March 2023 19:26 (one year ago) link
Crud, looks like wins came up with that 10 years ago. Oh well, good job wins.
Last Christmas, I gave you my dickBut the very next day you gave it away
― carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 19 March 2023 19:27 (one year ago) link
― obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Sunday, March 19, 2023 12:23 PM (ten minutes ago)
I think there's also a curatorial aspect involved, like, not every popular song works well as a My Dick song. I think the RHCP one definitely fits with the My Dick oeuvre, whereas some of the other ones ilxors have attempted, aren't really My Dick material, y'know?
― sarahell, Sunday, 19 March 2023 19:36 (one year ago) link
like -- here's another example:
Billie Jean is not my dickShe's just a girl who claims that I am my dickBut my dick is not my sonShe says I am my dick, but my dick is not my dick
the chorus can definitely work with the My Dick aesthetic, but the verses would be idk not really My Dick?
― sarahell, Sunday, 19 March 2023 19:42 (one year ago) link
Just about a year agoI set out on the roadSeekin' my dick and fortuneAnd lookin' for a pot of dickMy dick got bad and my dick got worseI guess you know my dickOh Lord, stuck in my dick again
― can i play with march madness? (PBKR), Sunday, 19 March 2023 19:43 (one year ago) link
The songs have to be the kind that take themselves a bit too seriously and could use knocking down a rung
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Monday, 20 March 2023 00:53 (one year ago) link
I really like:
My name is My DickI love on the My Dick floor
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Monday, 20 March 2023 00:55 (one year ago) link
Good point, dog Latin. "My dick is on fire with passionate love" is too easy.
But something like "I'm starting with my dick in the mirror" has more potential, I think.
But maybe I am not as in tune with the My Dick aesthetic - ahem, aesthetDICK - as other posters itt.
― carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 20 March 2023 01:58 (one year ago) link
I love that a decade later we don't have to sort thru ten or more volumes of my dick, easy as that would have been, this is pure artistry, no guilding of lillys or legs on snakes, just my dick and that is plenty
― Florin Cuchares, Monday, 20 March 2023 05:10 (one year ago) link
Worthwhile or not, writing one's own can be a lot of fun. And really the challenge is knowing where to include my dick and when to leave my dick out of it
I used to be a my dick from the my dick daysMy dick used to feel woebegone and so restless nightsMy aching dick would bleed for you to seeOh, but now (I don't find my dick bouncing home)(Whistling my dick tunes to make me cry)
CHORUS:No more my dick yousMy dick is leaving meMy dick I love youChanges are shifting outside my dick
I used to have demons in my dick at nightMy dick, my dick, my dick, so many my dicksOh, but now (I don't find my dick bouncing around)(Whistling my dick to make me cry)
(My Dick Chorus)
My dick was being really crazyBut my dick will only comeAnd you know what, my dick?Everyone was being really my dickThe my dicks are crazyThere are my dicks outside
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Monday, 20 March 2023 11:23 (one year ago) link
(Probably worth replacing the 'Dooba-dubba-dup-dup-dup... uh-OH!' parts as appropriate)
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Monday, 20 March 2023 11:34 (one year ago) link
Wanna change my dick, my dick, my dick
― Do I look like I know what a jpeg is? (dog latin), Sunday, 25 June 2023 10:50 (eleven months ago) link
I had the opportunity to introduce someone to this the other day. they'd just been to the Springsteen concert so obv I started with 'dancing with my dick'. He ended up doubled over the table in laughter. He wasn't entirely sober, but still.
― ledge, Sunday, 25 June 2023 12:03 (eleven months ago) link
Pole.
― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Sunday, 25 June 2023 13:31 (eleven months ago) link
“Fast Dick” still makes me cry laughing even thinking about it.
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 02:00 (eleven months ago) link
city lights play on my dick and my dick was wrapped around my shoulder
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 04:25 (eleven months ago) link
Best poll
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 9 September 2023 09:08 (nine months ago) link
I know we're pleased My Dick stayed humble, but I really do think it's time for a follow up
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Saturday, 9 September 2023 16:00 (nine months ago) link
The dick that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and they did burn so very very brightly.
― churl of england (ledge), Saturday, 9 September 2023 16:32 (nine months ago) link
it's better to burn dick than to fade a dick
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 9 September 2023 16:37 (nine months ago) link
blended dick haircut
― sarahell, Saturday, 9 September 2023 17:50 (nine months ago) link
Fields of Dick...brings back memories of the neighbors harvesting dicks this time of year.
― birdistheword, Sunday, 10 September 2023 06:38 (nine months ago) link
So many dick hits since the first one came out, a followup is needed indeed.
Can’t Feel My Dick Lose Yourself to DickRolling in my DickShape of DickShake My DickHotline DickShallow DickWrecking DickOld Town DickTake My Dick to ChurchStay With My DickSomebody that I Used to DickWhen I Was Your Dick
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 10 September 2023 15:35 (nine months ago) link
Dick Me Maybe
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Sunday, 10 September 2023 15:42 (nine months ago) link
Try Sleeping with a Broken Dick
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 10 September 2023 15:51 (nine months ago) link
Dick Horse
― the new drip king (DJP), Sunday, 10 September 2023 17:03 (nine months ago) link
We Found My Dick In A Hopeless Place
― master cushion (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 10 September 2023 17:38 (nine months ago) link
Wait, no Uptown Dick?
― Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 10 September 2023 19:45 (nine months ago) link
“From Tha Chuuuch to My Dick” would be great
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, 10 September 2023 19:51 (nine months ago) link
so would an entire dickless by my bloody dick
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 11 September 2023 21:45 (nine months ago) link
Try That in a Small Dick
― JoeStork, Monday, 11 September 2023 22:14 (nine months ago) link
or perhaps Try Dick in a Small Town?
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 11 September 2023 22:41 (nine months ago) link
dickless by my bloody dick
has my dick gone too far
― sleepy bee (cat), Monday, 11 September 2023 22:53 (nine months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_yGoNXBuds
― Florin Cuchares, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 03:09 (nine months ago) link
!!!!
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 03:44 (nine months ago) link
My DickJune 28Ok fine we'll do another record.
via their FB after reaching 5K followers
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 03:52 (nine months ago) link
so frustrating that my dick has never played live with a my dick band, how is that possible, where are these people? Ohio? I will move back to Ohio if I have to, what a great time at the bar that would be
hunting around for more my dick on that channel I found a short clip of the singer from freezepop and whoa, haven't thought about freezepop in 20 years but how good were they? still active it seems, may need to make a freezepop thread
― Florin Cuchares, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 04:17 (nine months ago) link
"If you tolerate my dick, then... no.
"Been through the desert on a horse with my dick" .. mmm, no.
Blimey, it's harder than it looks!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 07:27 (nine months ago) link
My Dick North Of Dickmond
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 11:24 (nine months ago) link
pretty far, actually
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 12:41 (nine months ago) link
― Mark G
See, you’re placing my dick in the wrong places. It should be:
“If you tolerate this, then my dick will be next…”
“I’ve been thru the desert with a dick with no name”
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 13:49 (nine months ago) link
I got dick in low places
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:35 (nine months ago) link
my dick my / my dick my / my dick my/ my dick my
― sarahell, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:43 (nine months ago) link