Defend Phil Collins

He seems to have that visible gut, yeah

Something Happened on the Way to the Buffet

The “dance into the light” cover eradicated my ability to enjoy his earlier work

First, he's not dead. Second, this rules:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgnZD4mMRDY

(ruling starts around 1:18)

It does.

That whole album... Esp Firth Of Fifth.

Original mix is back in-print thanks to Analogue Productions. Kind of pricey though

Thought for second there was like a trending TikTok cover version of longtime CVS Jam "Dance Into The Light"...

I keep reading this thread title as "Defund Phil Collins"

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Defun Phil Collins

Prog Phil is just too much for me to process, can’t enjoy it

Hello, I Must Be Gnoming

In sum, it doesn't appear that Phil Collins needs much defending.

He's no stranger to you and me

EPIC TOM FILL

Heard "Invisible Touch" in the car yesterday: embarrassed pleasure at the time, still sounds good (the grain of the voice and all that). I started thinking about the recent photos of Collins that occasionally pop up on my FB wall: a kindly old British gentleman surrounded by his grandchildren. That got me to doing that timeline game: we're as far from "Invisible Touch" today as "Invisible Touch" was from George Formby. That's how someone young would look at Phil Collins today, right? He's George Formby.

Well so is Nick Cave

I guess true of anybody from 1986, but doesn't Nick Cave still sort of try to look like he used to? (I looked at a few online photos.) He doesn't look very grandfatherly.

(And believe me, trying to look like you used to is not preferable.)

not to cause an existential crisis but yeah it's wild to think that the amount of time between Invisible Touch and say, Revolver is the same amount of time between now and "Float On" by Modest Mouse

Would any performer of Formby's generation have played to crowds in their 70s like those that saw Genesis a year or two ago?

The performers in their 70s, not the crowds (mostly).

These kinds of calculations always fascinate me. The thing they often lead me back to is that the music I loved as a kid, all the late '60s and early '70s pop, is still everywhere today. But I don't recall hearing Rudy Vallee and Harry Lauder and Fred Waring's Pennsylvanians when I was a kid. (I know--thanks, Boomer.)

(It was just a casual formulation, Halfway--I'm sure you can pick it apart a million ways.)

We're actually making the same point there.

I don't reject the formulation or calculation, but as you say it shows a change in how music lives on or is disposed of now.

The oldest music I remember from the "Adult Contemporary" AM radio in the 1970s was maybe the Andrews Sisters, less than 40 years old at that time, and maybe a handful of 50s leftovers.

They would have gotten a huge boost from Bette Midler's hit cover...I should clarify that if '20s music was being played in the early '70s, it would have passed me by anyway. All I listened to was CHUM on the AM dial.

Not sure what the radio format was where I heard "Invisible Touch" yesterday...FM dial, the kind of station that doesn't go earlier than the '80s, I think.

There has been that kind of thing before, as Dixieland trad Jazz was a fairly popular party music in the 50s and early 60s. In an interview I saw with bassist Steve Swallow he talked about playing with some early players who played with Bix etc doing some of these party’s in college.

Things definitely come back 50 years later that are clearly thought of as nostalgia or retro or whatever--thinking of that horrible Cherry Poppin' Daddies hit from the '90s. Not sure if something like "Invisible Touch" is heard or presented the same way. (Meaning, literally, I'm not sure.)

Which, if it isn't, contradicts my original post...this is just way too complicated.

Makes me think of when Lorde told Marc Maron how much she loved Phil Collins' music and he was incredulous.

What’s up with these covers with Phil looking older ? Am I listening to the original albums? E.g.

https://i.imgur.com/INUQNmv.png

― calstars, Monday, 23 January 2023 03:15 (one year ago) link

When they were reissued a coupla years back he reshot all the sleeves as he is now. It's literally an inexplicable move.

― his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie)

Lol I was just listening to “take me home” (great song btw and awesome 909 beat) and was so confused looking at the album cover on spotify. I didn’t remember him looking so old in the 80’s, then looked at the other covers where he also looks old and got even more confused. Felt a “mandela effect” for a minute there.

Cool move tbh

That explains it. I remember seeing the cover of Hello I Must be Going! a while back, and it looked odd. But unless you inspect it closely it's not obvious it's a different photo. And why would you inspect the cover of Hello I Must be Going! closely in 2024? Also I remember seeing the cover of Face Value and having an urge to write I HATE BIG BROTHER in my diary. Which I did not do because I remember what happened to the bloke who lived in the apartment across the hallway.

I was ten years old in 1986 and I remember that "Land of Confusion" was cool! It still sounds huge. And I remember Phil Collins and Genesis being played in arcades and youth clubs etc. Paul Hardcastle's "19" was also cool. The thing is that kids have a notion of cool that isn't cool, because it's spontaneous and home-grown. It isn't the kind of grown-up, calculated cool whereby you're supposed to pretend to like Lo Borges harder than the next man.

Obviously his lyrics are hard to take seriously, and I'm not convinced that he had a coherent programme to solve global conflict or homelessness. I think the thing that killed Collins was his normal-ness, and the ubiquity. He seemed to want us to love him, which is quite common with actorly types. They crave approval. And I have the impression that in the UK we wanted our stars, at least in the 1980s, to be bigger than human, to be aloof, commanding, better than us somehow, whereas Collins came across as a normal man who wanted to be our friend, which is off-putting. That's just not British. Peter Gabriel on the other hand had more concrete concerns, and more importantly he mostly shut the fuck up and kept out of sight.

David Bowie really mastered that kind of thing, later in life. The careful balancing act between being a superhuman icon and one of the lads, even though he quite obviously wasn't one of the lads. I'm also tangentially reminded of this interview with Keith Allen from a while back, where almost literally everybody in the comments despises the man:
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2024/apr/11/keith-allen-your-implication-is-my-lifes-a-failure-and-id-be-happier-had-i-lost-my-manhood

I'm not sure where Keith Allen came from there. Overall my impression is that Collins was no more naff than e.g. Howard Jones, it's just that he sold more records and was in our faces all the time, and that got annoying.

Incidentally, the pragmatic answer to the question of how I would defend Phil Collins is (a) I would move him into full cover (b) I would have a support screen him with a smoke grenade (c) crucially I would move a MEC trooper closer to the Thin Men in order to soak up incoming shots (d) and assuming he survived that turn I would pull him back and set up an ambush.

The Thin Men are lethal in a stand-up fight on Classic and Impossible difficulty, because they have a massive aim bonus. But they're prone to suicidal charges, so if you can pull back far enough you can overwatch them on their dash move.

Obviously these tips would only make sense if Phil Collins was one of the little soldiers in XCOM: Enemy Unknown. As a musician and human man they're less relevant, but you never know. They are true tips. True.

Ashley, in the "Don't Lose My Number" video alone, Phil acquits himself well in a wild west shootout and a Mad Max-style dystopia.

Moka, I hope you have seen this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhwjcg6TeO0

Thompson plays the kalimba intro with mallets before switching to drums. Exquisite.

See especially 4:13 onward, there's a recurring long fill that crosses the bar line and has this massive China crash. Plus: bonus Lee Sklar!

The only thing I have to add to this thread is “Land of Confusion” slaps

you're not just making promises you'll never keep

fuck, this album is the bald Thriller

― Barack 2 Chainz Obama (some dude), Tuesday, July 17, 2012 9:33 PM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink

YMP: Woah! I had never seen this and what a brilliant version it is.

"Ashley, in the "Don't Lose My Number" video alone, Phil acquits himself well in a wild west shootout and a Mad Max-style dystopia"

We don't really get a clear look at the tactical situation in "Number", but he seems to have the Lightning Hands perk, which is handy because he isn't in cover. And there is a certain amount of smoke. It's easy to overlook the use of smoke because it's a one-time item - until you get Tactical Rigging - but it's stupid to bring it back from the mission, and if that one time results in the death of your highest-ranking assault soldier you'll be in a word of hurt on an ironman run. Even so Collins took one heck of a risk.

Now, psi-Collins. That I can get behind. With psi-armour and a mindshield Phil Collins wouldn't need to defend himself. On the first time he'd mind control the rearmost alien, on the next turn he'd withdraw and panic the next alien, then mindspin, then withdraw. He'd be unstoppable as long as he didn't activate more than one pod. He would need a hard heart - the aliens will wreak havoc with any civilians present on the level - but Phil Collins has a hard heart. He's a hard man. A drummer. He has seen the end. No flesh will be spared.

There must be a list somewhere of 1980s music videos where the singer walks past a line of models in swimsuits. It would consist of "Don't Lose My Number", "Shake Your Rump", and literally everything by David Lee Roth. Seemingly half of the list would consist of variations where the joke is that the singer is a pudgy middle-aged man, the other hand would be just David Lee Roth flaunting his awesomeness. Now there's a man who did not age well. And yet I always had the impression that his party-hearty image was mostly for show, and that he was relatively smart and sensible. But then again he's almost seventy and he spent a lot of time in the sun, so who knows.

I often wonder how the models felt about it. Presumably it was a day getting paid to stand around while a middle-aged man slowly walked back and forth in front of them while trying to lip-sync to some music coming out of a boombox. While being ogled by the director and/or camera crew. But it was at the beach and they were getting paid, albeit not very much. But money is money.

Interesting. What is your take on the tactical soundness of the "We Can't Dance" infantry formation?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0e/Genesis_WeCantDance_tour92.jpg

Phil seems to already have back problems there

just out of picture on the right: shady dude trying to sell him fake Alamo relics

It isn't the kind of grown-up, calculated cool whereby you're supposed to pretend to like Lo Borges harder than the next man.

lol poor Lô Borges catching strays in anglo taste analysis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWhUukkGPFM

his drumming posture not ideal for the long-term. he's hunched over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0z84vv9uaw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5C7-RmSIvY