OFFICAL ILX JOE BONAMASSA CELEBRATION THREAD

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Joe Bonamassa: Hell Toupee (the album cover has him wearing a hairpiece styled into devil horns...The Bonermaster is also on fire)

joe u coward write a blues song about male pattern baldness

manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 08:42 (one year ago) link

Tracklisting
1. Wherever I May Comb
2. I Believe I'll Dust my Dome
3. Shiny Happy People
4. Last Hair Deal Gone Down
5. Long Pate Dome
6. Hairway to Nothin
7. Steady Baldin Man
...

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 08:47 (one year ago) link

Mannish Bald

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:02 (one year ago) link

Comb on in My Kitchen

Folliculi, Follicula

ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:12 (one year ago) link

Almost Combed My Hair

Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:13 (one year ago) link

Baldin' the Jack

Total Eclipse of the Part

ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:17 (one year ago) link

7 Rooms of Groom

Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:20 (one year ago) link

squeeze my lemon, baby, till the hair falls off my head

manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:29 (one year ago) link

Hair, There, and Everywhere

ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:30 (one year ago) link

Scalp! I need somebody

Scalp! Not just anybody

ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:33 (one year ago) link

You Can Leave Your Wighat On

Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:40 (one year ago) link

Everybody Toupees the Fool

ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:50 (one year ago) link

Lost Hair Deal Gone Down

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 14:16 (one year ago) link

Bald Right Now

Vast Halo, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 14:19 (one year ago) link

My Baby Left Me (And So Did My Hair)

Rumors spreadin round
In that Texas town
Bout that shack outside La Mange

ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 14:39 (one year ago) link

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Toupée

B-B-B-B-B-B-bald
B-B-B-B-B-B-bone

a blunt toothcomb (Matt #2), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 15:04 (one year ago) link

honestly he comes across as a pretty decent dude from what i've seen

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 15:42 (one year ago) link

Rogained and Confused

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 15:45 (one year ago) link

Xpost

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 15:45 (one year ago) link

ums, you are right of course. He's become a fun pinata to whack at because (a) many people think his music is boring as fuck, and (b) because he is praised by a certain sort of person whose tastes do not align with mine.

But I do not really wish him (or anyone) harm, as a person. There are a lot of people making music that I don't need to hear, and they are not necessarily bad people. Mocking his hair, clothing, and/or guitar choices is (comparatively) innocent fun.

ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 16:39 (one year ago) link

nice of you to tell me that before I kidnapped him for you

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 16:41 (one year ago) link

born under no hairline
farther up the scalp
you've got to lose hair with a feeling

Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:14 (one year ago) link

Hair, There and Everyone

Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:16 (one year ago) link

Aaargh!
Hair, There and Everywhere

Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:17 (one year ago) link

afraid YMP beat you to it upthread

Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:20 (one year ago) link

sorry but the guy is a total cork sniffer douche. see derek trucks for an example of how to be a white guy blues rock technician with a degree of humility and a healthy understanding of how your music fits into the tradition.

budo jeru, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:31 (one year ago) link

Sure, but does Trucks currently offer 74 varieties of baby and toddler wear on his website?

(I counted.)

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:41 (one year ago) link

Baby taking a huge bonamassa

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:43 (one year ago) link

*drenching plate of scrambled eggs with Hot Bonamassauce*
"he's an all right sort of guy"

Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:47 (one year ago) link

Waiting for the Bonamassa theme park

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:49 (one year ago) link

afraid YMP beat you to it upthread
Oops, sorry! Can't keep up with YMP and Neanderthal on this thread.

Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:51 (one year ago) link

don't even build the roller coaster. Whole experience is waiting in line, tellin' your mama how you gotta get on that slow train that's surely comin'.

Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:52 (one year ago) link

ok many decent points have been made but I legit lolled at "born under no hairline"

I will say that love Susan Tedeschi to no end, but I do not enjoy Trucks. Probably a good egg personally, but not someone whose music I need in my life.

ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:52 (one year ago) link

see derek trucks for an example of how to be a white guy blues rock technician with a degree of humility and a healthy understanding of how your music fits into the tradition.

I like this one guy Scott Sharrard, but now that I type this I am afraid to go look for any videos.

Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:54 (one year ago) link

maybe a VR mama, the way new theme park rides go these days

Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:54 (one year ago) link

Lost Hair Deal Gone Down

^Think this one is my favorite so far.

Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:54 (one year ago) link

Partial to La Mange m'self...

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 18:17 (one year ago) link

No one did Bald Under A Bad Sign yet?

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 18:26 (one year ago) link

Tarfumes, I think Sufjan Grafton got there

ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 18:42 (one year ago) link

great work team, I knew this strategy workshop retreat was a good idea

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 19:15 (one year ago) link

How about:
Patches (I'm Depending On You Comb)

Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 19:26 (one year ago) link

For Whom The Bald Tolls

mirostones, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 19:30 (one year ago) link

Crazy Baldsolo

Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 20:06 (one year ago) link

St. James Hair Replacement Clinic

Ha!

Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 20:36 (one year ago) link

Ginger Baker's Hair Force

Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 22:00 (one year ago) link

Sunshine of Your Plugs

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 22:10 (one year ago) link


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