I check my dick in the mirrorwant to change my dick my dick my dick
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 6 October 2022 17:28 (three years ago)
I had “Anne Frank’s Arms” going through my head all day.
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 23:06 (three years ago)
bc of posting a link at nobody says hardon anymore I just realized that My Dick turned 10 years old last month
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 19 January 2023 19:00 (three years ago)
Baker Dick
― ciderpress, Thursday, 19 January 2023 20:16 (three years ago)
I am laughing all over again
― obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Saturday, 18 March 2023 05:13 (three years ago)
Only 14 more years until My Dick is eligible for the rock Hall of Fame. Not to early to start campaigning.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 18 March 2023 13:57 (three years ago)
c'mon baby my dicks on me
― Florin Cuchares, Saturday, 18 March 2023 14:10 (three years ago)
the way he leans into the word "barley" in Fields of Dick just kills me
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 18 March 2023 14:32 (three years ago)
the part in "dancing in my dick" where you'd expect him to go "wanna change my dick, my hair, my face" but just goes "wanna change my dick, my dick, my dick" gets me everytime.
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, 18 March 2023 16:43 (three years ago)
yeah it's the lyrical variations (so to speak) that really make this perfect
― obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Saturday, 18 March 2023 16:45 (three years ago)
e.g.
dick my dickdick my dickdick my dick
my dick mymy dick mymy dick my
― obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Saturday, 18 March 2023 16:46 (three years ago)
Harden my dick funny not just because of how perfectly the substitution works, but for vocalist goofily straining wildly to get the high notes instead of cheating. Respect
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 March 2023 17:13 (three years ago)
Let's all meet up in my dick 2000Won't it be strange when my dick's fully grown?Be there at the dick by the fountain down the roadI never knew that you'd get my dickI would be living down here on my ownOn that damp and lonely my dick years ago
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Saturday, 18 March 2023 18:48 (three years ago)
You were working as a my dick in a my dick barWhen I met youI picked my dick, I shook my dickAnd turned you aroundTurned you into my dick newNow five years later on you've got my dick at your feetSuccess has been so easy for youBut don't forget it's my dick who put you where you are nowAnd I can put my dick back down too.
Don't. Don't you want my dick?You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't my dick Don't. Don't you want my dick?You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't my dick
It's much too late to findWhen you think you've changed your mindYou'd better change my dick or we will both be sorry
Don't you want me, my dick?Don't you want me? Oh!Don't you want me, my dick?Don't you want me? Oh!
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Saturday, 18 March 2023 18:50 (three years ago)
― ciderpress, Saturday, 18 March 2023 18:50 (three years ago)
separate poll needed for the songs nominated in "My Dick Awards 'Record of the Year' Bumper"
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, 18 March 2023 18:58 (three years ago)
My dick's in the basementMixing up my dick againI’m on the pavementThinking bout my dick again
― sarahell, Saturday, 18 March 2023 19:54 (three years ago)
sorry - Subterranean Homedick Blues
― sarahell, Saturday, 18 March 2023 19:56 (three years ago)
All in all, you're just a nother dick in the wall
Ain't That a Dick in the Head
― carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 18 March 2023 20:07 (three years ago)
just realized that Jolene can = My Dick
― sarahell, Saturday, 18 March 2023 20:15 (three years ago)
Did you really think about my dick before you made my dick?'he's talking to God here
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 18 March 2023 22:33 (three years ago)
It's the way you love meIt's a feeling like thisIt's centrifugal motionIt's perpetual blissIt's that pivotal momentIt's oh subliminalMy dick, my dick, it's criminalMy dick, my dick
― carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 19 March 2023 05:57 (three years ago)
Or even
If you wanna know if he lives you soIt's in his dick (that's where it is)
― carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 19 March 2023 05:59 (three years ago)
Tender is my dick lying by your sideTender is the dick of someone that you love too muchTender is my dick the demons go awayLord, I need to find someone who can heal my dickMy dick, my dick, my dickGet through itMy dick, my dick, my dickMy dick's the greatest thing
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Sunday, 19 March 2023 13:44 (three years ago)
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a my dickSometimes I feel like my only dickIs the city I live in, the city of my dickLonely as my dick, together we cryI drive on her streets 'cause she's my dick companionI walk through my dick 'cause she knows who I amShe sees my good dick and she kisses me windyWell, I never worry, now that is my dickI don't ever wanna feelLike I did my dickTake me to the place I loveTake me all the wayI don't ever wanna feelLike I did my dickTake me to the place I loveTake me all the way
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Sunday, 19 March 2023 13:45 (three years ago)
this one has the most promise of the ones you posted ... imo ... but i would make these changes:
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a my dickSometimes I feel like my only dickIs the my dick I live in, the city of my dickLonely as my dick, together my dickMy dick on her streets 'cause she's my dick companionI walk through my dick 'cause she knows who my dickShe sees my good dick and she kisses me windyWell, I never worry, now that is my dickI don't ever wanna feelLike I did my dickTake me to my dick I loveTake my dick the wayI don't ever wanna feelLike I did my dickTake me to the my dick loveTakemy dick the way
― sarahell, Sunday, 19 March 2023 17:29 (three years ago)
It's my dickAnd I'll cry if I want to
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Sunday, 19 March 2023 17:38 (three years ago)
My dickMy dickMy dick, my dickI'm begging of you please, don't take my dick
My dickMy dickMy dick, my dickPlease don't take my dick because you can
Your beauty is beyond compareWith flaming locks of my dick hairWith ivory skin and eyes of my dickYour smile is like my dick of springYour voice is soft just like my dickAnd I cannot compete with youMy dick
― touche pas ma planète (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 19 March 2023 18:03 (three years ago)
<3
― sarahell, Sunday, 19 March 2023 18:07 (three years ago)
Out here in my dickI fight for my dickI put my dick into my living
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 19 March 2023 19:04 (three years ago)
Oh, yeah, I'll tell you somethingI think you'll understandWhen I say that somethingI wanna hold my dickI wanna hold my dickI wanna hold my dick
Oh, please, say to meAnd let me be your manAnd please, say to meYou'll let me hold my dick
― carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 19 March 2023 19:14 (three years ago)
all this is showing me is that not everyone can write dick lyrics as well as My Dick, not that these are bad but...
― obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Sunday, 19 March 2023 19:23 (three years ago)
That and the arrangements. His reimagining of the sax line in “Baker Street” is [chef’s kiss]. I literally did a spit-take when I first heard it.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 19 March 2023 19:26 (three years ago)
Crud, looks like wins came up with that 10 years ago. Oh well, good job wins.
Last Christmas, I gave you my dickBut the very next day you gave it away
― carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 19 March 2023 19:27 (three years ago)
― obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Sunday, March 19, 2023 12:23 PM (ten minutes ago)
I think there's also a curatorial aspect involved, like, not every popular song works well as a My Dick song. I think the RHCP one definitely fits with the My Dick oeuvre, whereas some of the other ones ilxors have attempted, aren't really My Dick material, y'know?
― sarahell, Sunday, 19 March 2023 19:36 (three years ago)
like -- here's another example:
Billie Jean is not my dickShe's just a girl who claims that I am my dickBut my dick is not my sonShe says I am my dick, but my dick is not my dick
the chorus can definitely work with the My Dick aesthetic, but the verses would be idk not really My Dick?
― sarahell, Sunday, 19 March 2023 19:42 (three years ago)
Just about a year agoI set out on the roadSeekin' my dick and fortuneAnd lookin' for a pot of dickMy dick got bad and my dick got worseI guess you know my dickOh Lord, stuck in my dick again
― can i play with march madness? (PBKR), Sunday, 19 March 2023 19:43 (three years ago)
The songs have to be the kind that take themselves a bit too seriously and could use knocking down a rung
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Monday, 20 March 2023 00:53 (three years ago)
I really like:
My name is My DickI love on the My Dick floor
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Monday, 20 March 2023 00:55 (three years ago)
Good point, dog Latin. "My dick is on fire with passionate love" is too easy.
But something like "I'm starting with my dick in the mirror" has more potential, I think.
But maybe I am not as in tune with the My Dick aesthetic - ahem, aesthetDICK - as other posters itt.
― carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 20 March 2023 01:58 (three years ago)
I love that a decade later we don't have to sort thru ten or more volumes of my dick, easy as that would have been, this is pure artistry, no guilding of lillys or legs on snakes, just my dick and that is plenty
― Florin Cuchares, Monday, 20 March 2023 05:10 (three years ago)
Worthwhile or not, writing one's own can be a lot of fun. And really the challenge is knowing where to include my dick and when to leave my dick out of it
I used to be a my dick from the my dick daysMy dick used to feel woebegone and so restless nightsMy aching dick would bleed for you to seeOh, but now (I don't find my dick bouncing home)(Whistling my dick tunes to make me cry)
CHORUS:No more my dick yousMy dick is leaving meMy dick I love youChanges are shifting outside my dick
I used to have demons in my dick at nightMy dick, my dick, my dick, so many my dicksOh, but now (I don't find my dick bouncing around)(Whistling my dick to make me cry)
(My Dick Chorus)
My dick was being really crazyBut my dick will only comeAnd you know what, my dick?Everyone was being really my dickThe my dicks are crazyThere are my dicks outside
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Monday, 20 March 2023 11:23 (three years ago)
(Probably worth replacing the 'Dooba-dubba-dup-dup-dup... uh-OH!' parts as appropriate)
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Monday, 20 March 2023 11:34 (three years ago)
Wanna change my dick, my dick, my dick
― Do I look like I know what a jpeg is? (dog latin), Sunday, 25 June 2023 10:50 (two years ago)
I had the opportunity to introduce someone to this the other day. they'd just been to the Springsteen concert so obv I started with 'dancing with my dick'. He ended up doubled over the table in laughter. He wasn't entirely sober, but still.
― ledge, Sunday, 25 June 2023 12:03 (two years ago)
Pole.
― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Sunday, 25 June 2023 13:31 (two years ago)
“Fast Dick” still makes me cry laughing even thinking about it.
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 02:00 (two years ago)
city lights play on my dick and my dick was wrapped around my shoulder
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 04:25 (two years ago)
Best poll
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 9 September 2023 09:08 (two years ago)
I know we're pleased My Dick stayed humble, but I really do think it's time for a follow up
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Saturday, 9 September 2023 16:00 (two years ago)