pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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It's only ever been 'also recommended' http://acclaimedmusic.net/song/S220.htm
Pitchfork (USA) - The 200 Best Songs of the 1980s (2015) - 201
Pitchfork (USA) - Top 200 Tracks of the 1990s (2010) - 201

you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 15:49 (three years ago)

and that thought was: hrmph, some of this is the kind of music my mother absolutely loved. which, i mean, is fine. but it just goes back to the notion that just because something was popular doesn't mean it was good and deserves to be fondly remembered.

Again, a lot of weird assumptions. You're implicitly accusing writers of bad faith. You're assuming writers love "Hold On" and The Bodyguard because they're popular. Well, gee.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 15:51 (three years ago)

My first reaction to the albums list was

#28 = Bjork's 4th-best album
#25 = Belle & Sebastian's 4th-best album
#3 = Radiohead's 4th-best album

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 15:54 (three years ago)

I don't at all love The Bodyguard (or even much like it), but its not hard to imagine a 10-year-old person of color loving "I'm Every Woman" as much as the white kid -- or person of color! -- did Gracelandd or So.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 15:55 (three years ago)

oh and

#34 Aphex Twin's 4th-best album

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 15:55 (three years ago)

Glad someone is finally admitting that poptimism is for 10 year olds

hi hole im dad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 15:56 (three years ago)

There are a few people in this thread who love "Hold On" and don't write for Pitchfork. Ask'em if they love it because it was the #1 song of 1990 or because Aunt Flo blasted it in her Hyundai on the trip to Epcot.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 15:56 (three years ago)

The 150 4th-best albums of the 90s

jmm, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 15:57 (three years ago)

"Wicked Game" is a song that exists simultaneously in both the 80s and 90s, as a See Also for "I'm On Fire" and "Fade Into You", and also outside of time.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 15:57 (three years ago)

There are a few people in this thread who love "Hold On" and don't write for Pitchfork. Ask'em if they love it because it was the #1 song of 1990 or because Aunt Flo blasted it in her Hyundai on the trip to Epcot.

They love it for the latter, but Aunt Flo was probably blasting it because it was the #1 song of 1990.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 15:58 (three years ago)

The 80s albums list had so much metal. Mercyful Fate, Iron Maiden, Godflesh. Where did pitchfork's metal people go?

I think "Wicked Game" was in their 80s list.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 15:59 (three years ago)

It wasn't. It was a "See Also" listed under Springsteen's "I'm on Fire".

MarkoP, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:00 (three years ago)

It wasn't. It was a "See Also" listed under Springsteen's "I'm on Fire".

MarkoP, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:00 (three years ago)

""Wicked Game" is a song that exists simultaneously in both the 80s and 90s"

Getting Away with It, Nothing Ever Happens

you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:00 (three years ago)

these days Aunt Flo listens to true crime podcasts in the car

President Keyes, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:00 (three years ago)

many posts about but too much Garth & Shania hate for a list that only has 3(?) country songs on it? (Though my Garth & Shania picks would be Wild Horses and No One Needs To Know).

I love Elliot Smith as much as the next guy but I would take out some of his 3 to add more country music, not less!

Also great to see more Bone Thugs love.

Will (kruezer2), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:00 (three years ago)

many posts ago*

Will (kruezer2), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:01 (three years ago)

personally I'm happy not to see ween's horrible albums on lists like these. they seem to be doing fine

idk why everyone is complaining about the bodyguard there's far worse stuff on here, for example dj shadow, or pavement

your original display name is still visible (Left), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:01 (three years ago)

My Shania pick would be TDIMM but the 'pop' version

you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:02 (three years ago)

The 2010 list was so bad. They managed to redeem themselves with this one somewhat.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:04 (three years ago)

The 2010 list was more interesting from a music discovery perspective, probably because they had a one song per artist rule. The new list has more variety and is more inclusive, but has too much stuff I already know.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:08 (three years ago)

Shania is great and has way better songs.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:08 (three years ago)

“M!IFLAW!” is one of my all-time favorite songs; I was very pleased to see it on the list!

"Cool ranch dressing!" (morrisp), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:11 (three years ago)

I’m surprised by the number of noise rock and metal albums.

I laughed.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:11 (three years ago)

The 80s albums list had so much metal. Mercyful Fate, Iron Maiden, Godflesh. Where did pitchfork's metal people go?

a decent fistful of the most important 90s metal was made by some pretty awful people, even if in some cases (Darkthrone) they're people who appear to have grown out of their edgelordisms, and leaving those people off a 90s albums list -- it's a valid flex afaic, I can dig it. in any case American indie fuxxors broadly speaking don't get interested in metal until there's a viable American scene (this is hilarious to me but is true; the tipping point is that awful Agalloch album from like '04), and that American scene is how they get pointed at the good 80s shit. 90s metal wasn't appealing to the Pitchforkers of the 90s and even though Candlemass, Cathedral, Meshuggah, Dark Tranquility, Morbid Angel, etc etc etc all belong on such a list, I think the ship has sailed

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:12 (three years ago)

Sleep's Holy Mountain would have been enough for me.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:16 (three years ago)

And Nu Metal might have seen some rehabilitation in recent years, but not that much.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:18 (three years ago)

a decent fistful of the most important 90s metal was made by some pretty awful people,

Yes, unlike Ace of Base

https://www.vice.com/en/article/rm35nr/ace-of-bases-secret-nazi-past

hi hole im dad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:19 (three years ago)

Well their nazi past was secret.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:20 (three years ago)

Slipknot was '99 and they're good people. Reducing it to "all metal is problematic" is kinda dumb and I hope that's not actually what's going on here.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:21 (three years ago)

Very funny that Morrissey and Kozolek got scrubbed from the list but a literal Nazi gets to be on there because Stephanie Tanner sang his song on Full House

hi hole im dad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:23 (three years ago)

At least one Beherit album in the top 10 would have been enough to satisfy me.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:23 (three years ago)

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Anyone else think it may be time for a new thread? There's no way I'm clicking this.

jmm, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:23 (three years ago)

Sadly Candlemass was fucking rotten in the 90s

Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:25 (three years ago)

ready for #34985859340293849495

President Keyes, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:26 (three years ago)

i feel like early '90s death metal's brush with the mainstream is exactly the sort of thing that should be catalogued in these canonization exercises but good luck getting maybe fiveish metal ppl to agree on what the best morbid angel record after altars is

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:26 (three years ago)

regardless my songs ballot should've had "god of emptiness" on it

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:26 (three years ago)

But that would have required sacrificing one of four Third Eye Blind songs.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:28 (three years ago)

There's plenty of P4k-adjacent alt-leaning metal they could have went with (Sleep, Faith No More, Kyuss, Deftones, Korn, Neurosis, Earth, Body Count, Sepultura, Melvins, Boris, Dillinger, Botch, Helmet) without having to go full Gorguts, but ultimately wgas

hi hole im dad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:29 (three years ago)

exactly

Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:30 (three years ago)

Any website list that has 'Believe' in it as one of the best songs is obviously a joke of a site.

Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:31 (three years ago)

It's a joke that too many people take way too seriously.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:34 (three years ago)

take it to the youtube comments

President Keyes, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:36 (three years ago)

I'm gonna guess lack of consensus is what ultimately keeps Ween out of lists like this. Though I suppose if enough people cared, Chocolate & Cheese might be where Pitchfork would settle.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:37 (three years ago)

it's probably the stink of neckbeards. no nb-approved music gets the P4k cosign these days. take it to Fantano

hi hole im dad (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:42 (three years ago)

anyone who doesn't like "believe" is a joke

your original display name is still visible (Left), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:43 (three years ago)

korn made the singles list

xps

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:43 (three years ago)

it's true if these bands wanted to be on the list they should have cultivated less obnoxious fanbases

your original display name is still visible (Left), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:45 (three years ago)

Or more obnoxious fanbases.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:46 (three years ago)

there are different flavours of obnoxiousness but 90s altdude obnoxiousness really isn't in right now. it had a good run

your original display name is still visible (Left), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:50 (three years ago)


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