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the album list will likely be more interesting because that's how things go

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 00:27 (one year ago) link

I guess it’s ok to dislike them but they are easily more impactful than Team Dresch, Bratmobile, Huggy Bear, Excuse 17, Heavens to Betsy, etc. it’s fine if you don’t dig them but none of these other bands really belong in the top 10. S-K are the only band that even had close to the same impact—it’s not even close though really.

a (waterface), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 00:30 (one year ago) link

the album list will likely be more interesting because that's how things go

I thought album lists in general are less interesting because things tend to canonize a lot more and follow trends. Tracks /singles lists are lot more wild and unpredictable.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 00:36 (one year ago) link

I can't see Loveless and OK Computer dropping from their current top rankings but you never know.

I could see something like Illmatic unseating one of those.

Or maybe Loveless takes the top spot back from OK Computer.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 00:37 (one year ago) link

#1 shocker = Suddenly, Tammy!

"Cool ranch dressing!" (morrisp), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 00:38 (one year ago) link

_ there are a whole lot of female-fronted rock acts on this list that are far better than bikini kill & i would have been much happier to see in the top 10
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Fair enough. I don’t think any of the other bands (including Rancid and Green Day) had the impact that impact Bikini Kill had/has. It’s not even close. Lol fat wreck chords? Home of 88 Fingers Louie?


Saying that Bikini Kill had a bigger impact than Green Day is debatable, tbh— if Green Day and the west coast pop-punk sound hadn’t become ubiquitous and marketable in the mid to late 90s, Warped Tour wouldn’t have happened, Tony Hawk franchises wouldn’t have happened, and a whole lot else wouldn’t have happened. It spawned an entire cultural industry, and while neither you nor I might care for that culture, it is enormous and persists.

Fwiw, I don’t care for a lot of Epitaph or Fat Wreck stuff, either then or now.

As for Bikini Kill, I just have never understood the appeal of the music— that’s fine, I know I like plenty of radical feminist music fronted by women that came out in the 90s, so accuse me of being sexist all you want, but the fact is that Bikini Kill’s music just isn’t very good.

broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 00:39 (one year ago) link

The canon can change over time due to slow burners and cult classics, though. Nick Drake is a classic example.

I'd be thrilled to see Laughing Stock in the top album spot but it's not going to happen.

The Ghost Club, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 00:40 (one year ago) link

re:albums Yeah I was thinking Illmatic or 36 Chambers might sneak in there

you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 00:40 (one year ago) link

xp Lol was just thinking 'I hope Laughing Stock is still above Spiderland'

you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 00:41 (one year ago) link

you ppl are all insane

still happy to know you

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 00:41 (one year ago) link

My wild guess is that Björk wins the album poll.

jmm, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 00:43 (one year ago) link

True. There is a chance that something like Duster will show up on the list somewhere.

Unfortunately there are also albums I know that won't be on there because their voting form for the 90s Readers Poll wouldn't have them on the autocomplete. So I know, for example, that Pygmalion won't be on there.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 00:44 (one year ago) link

mookie otm

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 00:45 (one year ago) link

I could see Post/Homogenic votesplitting preventing Bjork from the top spot.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 00:45 (one year ago) link

S-K are the only band that even had close to the same impact—it’s not even close though really.

"one more hour" would be infinitely better in the top 10 than "rebel girl" & this isn't a list of "most impactful" songs it's a list of "best"

would be surprised if ok computer & loveless aren't still very high-up but i doubt either will be #1. homogenic would probably be my best guess

ufo, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 00:48 (one year ago) link

Pygmalion won't be on there because Souvlaki is the boring easier choice. It's a sad world we live in.

I'd be excited to see Comforts of Madness somewhere in the mix but I'm not holding my breath...

The Ghost Club, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 00:48 (one year ago) link

that is such a great top 5!

Dan S, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 00:52 (one year ago) link

xps much love table, hope you're ok x

nxd, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 01:11 (one year ago) link

calling it now: blowout comb in top spot takeover shocker

(...i wish!)

but for real, marko otm- tracks lists are usually way more fun.

ミ💙🅟 🅛 🅤 🅡 🅜 🅑💙彡 (Austin), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 01:15 (one year ago) link

just noticing that “suavemente” made the tracks list, that’s pretty cool

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 01:30 (one year ago) link

Seeing it laid out like that, it's funny that it's really just taking out a bunch of dogshit indie rock music that sucks and replacing it with a bunch of dogshit pop music that sucks. Truly lateral move.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, September 27, 2022 5:47 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Like forcing me to choose between the canon being Shania Twain or Olivia Tremor Control is truly a lose-lose proposition

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, September 27, 2022

so you're as delighted to see Annie Lennox's "Walking on Broken Glass" as I am!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 01:40 (one year ago) link

"It Ain't Hard to Tell" went from #28 on the 2010 list to not placing at all in 2022, with no other Nas song replacing it, so I'll be very surprised if Illmatic is the #1 album.

jaymc, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 01:45 (one year ago) link

I was thinking possibly Miseducation - I know it 'only' got a 9.5 a few years ago but that doesn't necessarily mean anything

you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 01:50 (one year ago) link

OK, Alfred, you like the shittiest music ever made, we get it

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 02:15 (one year ago) link

#1 is probably like Now 3 or something.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 02:19 (one year ago) link

OK, Alfred, you like the shittiest music ever made, we get it

― Whiney G. Weingarten,

you like shouting to no purpose -- I understand.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 02:22 (one year ago) link

Idk good/bad but the earlier list had more to do with my experience of 90s music than this does. This list is surely for someone but not me. "Rebel Girl" in the top 10 = can't hate too much, though.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 02:23 (one year ago) link

"rebel girl" is the sort of punk that has nothing really compelling going for it except the lyrics & even then it's fairly 'eh' before you get to hanna's own mediocre-to-terrible politics that make the whole thing ring hollow

ufo, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 02:41 (one year ago) link

tbf a *real* alfred pick would have been something off 'under the red sky'

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 02:55 (one year ago) link

OK, Alfred, you like the shittiest music ever made, we get it

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, September 27, 2022 10:15 PM (forty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

no limp bizkit on the list hitting a little too close to home?

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 02:59 (one year ago) link

is there any death metal on the list or no

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 03:04 (one year ago) link

There’s not even Pantera, Aero

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 03:04 (one year ago) link

lol clearly a list with its finger on the pulse of the 90s

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 03:05 (one year ago) link

Did not expect this to top Pitchfork's "250 Best Songs of the 1990s," but fair dues to them pic.twitter.com/asWJM4ykU1

— 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗗 💀 (@DeadsoundApp) September 27, 2022

you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 03:06 (one year ago) link

realised tori amos isn't on the list and lmao how do you make a list that's like this and not include her

ufo, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 03:16 (one year ago) link

Rebel girl bumped her out

Evan, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 03:18 (one year ago) link

Is Carl Wilson going to have to rewrite that book now that Celine Dion is actually good?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 03:24 (one year ago) link

I had absolutely no feelings one way or another scrolling through this list does that mean I’m depressed or enlightened? Just kidding. I think I just tune out when the criteria of a music list is so broad because I have such a personal connection to the music I do enjoy that I don’t expect anyone to identify with or understand it, so therefore I have no real desire to debate merits. I was just dispassionately reminded of songs as I went down the list. Not a single ounce of “hell yeah” or much much more importantly “wtf!” Damn maybe I am depressed.

Evan, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 03:39 (one year ago) link

Also, NO Dave Matthews?!?!??

Evan, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 03:40 (one year ago) link

I had absolutely no feelings one way or another scrolling through this list does that mean I’m depressed or enlightened?

depressed. i felt the same way. it wasn't enlightened. i thought "none of this matters", and then i saw myself thinking that and thought "what an asshole"

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 03:40 (one year ago) link

Well more specifically it’s anxiety in my case, because I thought “none of this matters”, and then I saw myself thinking that and thought “then why are you looking at it you asshole you’ve got WAY to much fucking work to do!!!”

Evan, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 03:46 (one year ago) link

I think what has struck me about this exercise is with those past list they made since for Pitchfork. This one is just so blah that you should find this in the pages of Entertainment Weekly or something. I guess time marches on and all that but this is simply not for me. Hopefully albums are better.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 03:51 (one year ago) link

Which contributors are responsible for Wilson Philips?

billstevejim, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 04:48 (one year ago) link

Name names

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 04:49 (one year ago) link

John and Michelle Phillips & Brian Wilson

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 04:49 (one year ago) link

Is Carl Wilson going to have to rewrite that book now that Celine Dion is actually good?

Celine Dion doesn't even agree with this.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 04:54 (one year ago) link

Pitchfork snubbing Neutral Milk Hotel but including Korn and Celine Dion songs is just wild to me.

But yeah I kinda agree with what Bee OK was saying above. This list could almost be something that would appear in Rolling Stone. It’s probably better than the one from 2010 but it does feel like something is lost with, say, Archers of Loaf’s Web in Front getting snubbed.

They nailed it with #2 and #3 tho

josh az (2011nostalgia), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 05:51 (one year ago) link

i'm with whiney, i don't really get the point of getting a bunch of ppl to write goop-on-ya-grinch style blurbs to 250 pop and r&b songs everyone already knows and loves. there's almost nothing on this list a young person getting into music wouldn't already know, or couldn't find about from, like, an extremely generic Best of the 90s playlist on Spotify. this form of middlebrow poptimism 2.0 feels extremely played out imho. music writers would benefit from branching out into other types of music

flopson, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 05:59 (one year ago) link

it definitely has deeper cuts than that, though mostly in the electronic tracks

my main issue with it is just that it's swung so far in this direction that the rock rankings are all very weird to the point that like, "1979" and "enjoy the silence" are now somehow underrated (let alone "regret")

ufo, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 06:07 (one year ago) link

27. Elliott Smith – "Needle in the Hay"

When they remake The Royal Tenenbaums in 2030, this will get back in to the 2032 list.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 06:25 (one year ago) link


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