pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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Actually, it looks like his byline appears on album review thumbnails on artist pages (like the one I linked, as well as on Wilco's) -- just not on the reviews themselves.

jaymc, Sunday, 25 September 2022 14:31 (three years ago)

His name is on the YFH review
https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/8676-yankee-hotel-foxtrot/amp/

SincereLee 'Scratch' Perry (President Keyes), Sunday, 25 September 2022 14:33 (three years ago)

His name is on the YFH review
https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/8676-yankee-hotel-foxtrot/amp/

SincereLee 'Scratch' Perry (President Keyes), Sunday, 25 September 2022 14:33 (three years ago)

Once more with feeling.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 25 September 2022 14:34 (three years ago)

Huh, it does show up when the page is viewed via that AMP link (and yes, the bylines do seem to be on the Reviews page thumbnails)

"Cool ranch dressing!" (morrisp), Sunday, 25 September 2022 14:44 (three years ago)

I tried another example – the byline and publication date don’t show up when I click into the review via searching the website, but they do show up when the exact same URL is retrieved in a Google search (and it’s not an AMP link this time):

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/7429-girls-can-tell/

It must be some specific issue with my phone’s browser?

"Cool ranch dressing!" (morrisp), Sunday, 25 September 2022 14:54 (three years ago)

(FWIW, the version of the page where the byline doesn’t show up has a floating Pitchfork header that scrolls with the page; whereas the version that includes the byline just has a static header)

(sorry, I know this doesn’t matter, it’s just weird)

"Cool ranch dressing!" (morrisp), Sunday, 25 September 2022 14:56 (three years ago)

Oh wait, the second (Googled) url is an AMP:

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/7429-girls-can-tell/amp/

"Cool ranch dressing!" (morrisp), Sunday, 25 September 2022 15:10 (three years ago)

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/3171K369FGL.jpg

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 25 September 2022 15:37 (three years ago)

The Nona Hendryx review is really great, as is the album, but

Black women had played rock’n’roll since its birth by Big Mama Thornton in 1952

BMT inventing r'n'r is a new one on me

you can see me from westbury white horse, Sunday, 25 September 2022 20:11 (three years ago)

Don’t you know? Big Mama Thornton is the most important artist in rock ‘n’ roll history. All others are but mere pretenders to Her throne.

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 25 September 2022 20:29 (three years ago)

If you make that claim, you might as well credit Leiber and Stoller, too, which complicates that particular narrative

Paul Ponzi, Sunday, 25 September 2022 20:57 (three years ago)

Also the fact that rock and roll already existed

you can see me from westbury white horse, Sunday, 25 September 2022 21:14 (three years ago)

Or at least, if one would argue it hadn't yet (and boy don't these things get argued), what makes Big Mama Thornton the point where it begins and not similar enough records which already existed? etc etc

you can see me from westbury white horse, Sunday, 25 September 2022 21:17 (three years ago)

what if there were a world where WW2 didn't happen AND big mama thornton never learned to play guitar as a result?

Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 September 2022 21:21 (three years ago)

i'm just glad that WW2 happened and big mama thornton DID play guitar

Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 September 2022 21:22 (three years ago)

Frankly, when it comes to Nona Hendryx I agree with Christgau(!): Every time I listen to one of her solo records I want it to be great, but it's just...not. Black women are as capable of making bland, overdetermined rock as any white dude.

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 25 September 2022 21:52 (three years ago)

I like her first album and love Nona (1983), to my ears the most successful Material-involved project. The Art of Defense is damn tuneless, and I've tried. The Heat tries hard for a Tina Turner-type crossover.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 25 September 2022 22:05 (three years ago)

Art of Defense has one of my favourite Nona jams on it - 'To The Bone':

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gMUlqaOtbk

o shit the sheriff (NickB), Sunday, 25 September 2022 23:05 (three years ago)

yeah that's one of the good ones

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 25 September 2022 23:06 (three years ago)

also i really like a lot of the jazz album she did with kahil el'zabar:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7DvOimaRJk

o shit the sheriff (NickB), Sunday, 25 September 2022 23:12 (three years ago)

Well they certainly chose a better song for number one than “Gold Soundz” this time.

https://pitchfork.com/features/lists-and-guides/the-best-songs-of-the-1990s/

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 15:52 (three years ago)

They did but I'm still not that keen on this one either

you can see me from westbury white horse, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 15:52 (three years ago)

I even like "Ray of Light", but ranked that much higher than "Vogue"?

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 15:55 (three years ago)

I haven't read any of the write-ups yet - I see a few familiar faces though! - except for Murder She Wrote, where the song being anti-abortion is strategically tiptoed around. Also a few of the years are wrong (I'm sorry I can't help myself but when no. 7 in the list is two years out I can't help but notice)

you can see me from westbury white horse, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 15:56 (three years ago)

I don't even see any tiptoeing there really, which is fine imo. What is weird is not mentioning who produced the thing

Hyperballad would have been a good choice for what is ultimately a silly exercise

rob, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 16:00 (three years ago)

really enjoyed making lists for this one

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 16:01 (three years ago)

"I don't even see any tiptoeing there really, which is fine imo. What is weird is not mentioning who produced the thing"

Well I was feeling in the space of a capsule review there's inevitably not really any space to mention it, or else it will seem incidental once it quickly moves on

you can see me from westbury white horse, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 16:06 (three years ago)

Like many lists of this type it has influenced what I've been listening to all day. Which are songs here that I love but haven't heard in some time.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 16:07 (three years ago)

It's a good/fun list

"Cool ranch dressing!" (morrisp), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 16:21 (three years ago)

The number one song is exactly the type of song that Pitchfork of 2022 would place as number one.

Gold Soundz always felt less like an actual number 1, and more of an appropriate choice to close out a 90s retrospective done by a predominately indie leaning publication.

I am curious to see if the tides have changed enough to unseat OK Computer from the top spot of the album list.

MarkoP, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 16:28 (three years ago)

I for one am really really sick of most of these songs.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 16:31 (three years ago)

Gold Soundz always felt less like an actual number 1, and more of an appropriate choice to close out a 90s retrospective done by a predominately indie leaning publication.

idk this is a publication whose new generation of writers listens to Mariah Carey and Beth Orton.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 16:33 (three years ago)

selections are pretty good, i think the populist picks in the 250-201 range are better than the populist picks at the actual top of the list, but what can you do.

basically, len and return of the mack are too low!

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 16:35 (three years ago)

I was psyched to see "My Boo" show up

"Cool ranch dressing!" (morrisp), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 16:35 (three years ago)

Well I was feeling in the space of a capsule review there's inevitably not really any space to mention it, or else it will seem incidental once it quickly moves on

― you can see me from westbury white horse, Tuesday, September 27, 2022 12:06 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago)

oh ok yeah I agree, there's no way to provide enough cultural context in a single paragraph. Reminds me of reading the youtube comments for "Heads High" and it being filled with people talking about how they sang the song all the time as kids without knowing what it was about

rob, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 16:35 (three years ago)

idk this is a publication whose new generation of writers listens to Mariah Carey and Beth Orton.

I was referring to the Pitchfork of 2010, who put Gold Soundz on top, not the Pitchfork of 2022.

MarkoP, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 16:37 (three years ago)

I know you were.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 16:39 (three years ago)

on that note, maybe Fantasy works like Gold Soundz did, because the 90s feels like a fantasy now, especially to the young people I see in Montreal wearing amusingly anachronistic combinations of the full span of 90s fashion

rob, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 16:40 (three years ago)

Oh hey I completely missed What's Up? first time around

you can see me from westbury white horse, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 17:08 (three years ago)

man that song sucks

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 17:11 (three years ago)

karaoke ruins people's minds

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 17:12 (three years ago)

I can vouch for that

Clay, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 17:14 (three years ago)

I can vouch for that

Clay, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 17:14 (three years ago)

Oh boy.

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 17:14 (three years ago)

if pressed i would have to admit that i am also sick of many of these songs and find it kind of boring as a list, but its definitely an interesting window into how those kids are are thinking about the 90s right now and building a fresh canon. which i guess is the point, obviously.

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 17:14 (three years ago)

(I haven’t clicked the link, but glimpsed the headline, and thought “heads must be exploding all over the internet.”)

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 17:14 (three years ago)

oh not this holy horse shit again

really have come to hate these lists

great convo starters tho

ミ💙🅟 🅛 🅤 🅡 🅜 🅑💙彡 (Austin), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 17:15 (three years ago)

The DJ Miko cover of What's Up? is pretty alright - though not as much as Jam Tronik's Another Day in Paradise or A.D.A.M. feat Amy's Zombie

you can see me from westbury white horse, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 17:22 (three years ago)

lol Austin quite a swerve-y post there, but yeah this is sort of helpful in making me realize I've completely lost interest in the list as a genre. I'm not sure what I even think a good or bad list of the top 250 songs of the 90s would look like (if it was 250 songs I'd somehow never heard of maybe?)

rob, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 17:28 (three years ago)


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