To be eaten by bears by your sideSuch a heavenly way to die
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 11 July 2022 17:36 (three years ago)
Walking up the street just there I noticed someone had left a book on the wall outside their house. It was Morrissey's autobiography. There was a little not poking out of it which read:
FREE TO A BAD HOME. PLEASE TAKE THIS PRICK!
― Tom D: I was in the army (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 July 2022 14:47 (three years ago)
... a little note, not a little not.
― Tom D: I was in the army (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 July 2022 15:01 (three years ago)
... sounds like late period Beckett.
Try again. Fail again. Bulbous Salutation.
― mark s, Sunday, 17 July 2022 15:16 (three years ago)
local charity shop had 3 copies of his penguin classics (wtf) book appear next to each other on the shelf within a few days of the britain first thing. wonder if they ever sold them
― Left, Sunday, 17 July 2022 16:03 (three years ago)
sorry it was "for britain" wasn't it
― Left, Sunday, 17 July 2022 16:04 (three years ago)
I wonder if Elon Musk will let Morrissey back on Twitter
― | (Latham Green), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 18:49 (three years ago)
He was always a Facebook guy. Just checked and figured he would still be there, but...no?
― The self-titled drags (Eazy), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 19:11 (three years ago)
Maybe he's died?
Check the Rolling Obituaries thread.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 19:15 (three years ago)
He did die but is still alive
― | (Latham Green), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 20:23 (three years ago)
He should have died in about 1990.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 21:02 (three years ago)
would you kill baby morrissey
― your original display name is still visible (Left), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 21:03 (three years ago)
No, the world would be a poorer place without "Some Girls Are Bigger than Others."
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 21:08 (three years ago)
I'd say 2005ish. While I'm at it, Kanye should've died in 2010 after releasing My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.
― birdistheword, Wednesday, 19 October 2022 21:10 (three years ago)
I'd gladly forgo the solo material to avoid the descent into racism and self-parody.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 19 October 2022 21:41 (three years ago)
is it bad for baby morrissey to see you masturbating?
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 October 2022 00:05 (three years ago)
his lyrics and mouth seem at odds"In AmericaThe land of the free, they saidAnd of opportunityIn a just and a truthful wayBut where the president, is never black, female or gay,And until that dayYou've got nothing to say to meTo help me believe"
― | (Latham Green), Thursday, 20 October 2022 20:07 (three years ago)
Imagine your girlfriend waking up from a coma and seeing this. pic.twitter.com/9qsuLMkXVO— David Weigel (@daveweigel) November 4, 2022
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 4 November 2022 16:33 (three years ago)
I know it's over.
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 4 November 2022 16:54 (three years ago)
1990
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 4 November 2022 18:45 (three years ago)
MorriSSey
― your original display name is still visible (Left), Friday, 4 November 2022 18:47 (three years ago)
the morrissey, the less i want
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Friday, 4 November 2022 19:27 (three years ago)
and if a ten ton truckcrashes into usto die by your sideI'd be amazed if the driver was white
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 4 November 2022 19:33 (three years ago)
Morrissey looking like Rollins in that shot...
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Friday, 4 November 2022 19:36 (three years ago)
Has it been confirmed that the tickets were donated to the raffle, or is it possible the group just bought the tickets themselves and put up the raffle partly for publicity?
― birdistheword, Friday, 4 November 2022 20:17 (three years ago)
I'm sure they bought the tickets themselves and are now raffling them off for publicity. The point is, VDARE believes that Morrissey and Morrissey fans are "their kind of people" (in as many senses of that word as you like).
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 4 November 2022 20:27 (three years ago)
i was thinking Richard Spencer tbh
― wearing wraparounds (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 November 2022 21:14 (three years ago)
A bit off-topic, but a childhood friend of mine went in big for the whole evangelical thing after we more or less grew apart, and that also hooked him into extreme right wing politics. He was one of the few people I personally knew from school who made it clear they voted from Trump on 2016 election day, but I didn't realize how deranged his worldview had become until he actually trashed a news report on Richard Spencer for using the term "white hate" - like everything actually important about that story didn't register a single word from him, he was only angry about that phrase as if "white hate" was inherently racist towards whites, and from his reasoning, I could only guess it was some Fox News bullshit he swallowed whole. That was around 2017, the last time I thought of Spencer.
― birdistheword, Friday, 4 November 2022 22:02 (three years ago)
*voted for
― birdistheword, Friday, 4 November 2022 22:03 (three years ago)
i was thinking about spencer yesterday; he seems to have really vanished.
― akm, Saturday, 5 November 2022 16:59 (three years ago)
another successful antifa cancellation
― Left, Saturday, 5 November 2022 19:21 (three years ago)
not so dapper now are we
― Left, Saturday, 5 November 2022 19:24 (three years ago)
https://www.nme.com/news/music/morrissey-cancels-los-angeles-gig-midway-through-very-sorry-well-see-you-next-time-3348538
― lord of the rongs (anagram), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 13:06 (three years ago)
What a dickhead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oqS-8voPFc
― lord of the rongs (anagram), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 13:12 (three years ago)
If this were the "Morrissey is a dickhead" thread it would be even longer and more disparaging.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 13:29 (three years ago)
maybe he saw a chinese person in the audience
― akm, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 18:49 (three years ago)
the band had to go tell the crowd? you incredible wuss
― StanM, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 19:17 (three years ago)
sick of himself, at long last
― big movers, hot steppers + long shaker intros (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 19:25 (three years ago)
He needs to retire in Florida
― | (Latham Green), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 19:39 (three years ago)
This is the funniest thing Morrissey has done in years
― castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 20:08 (three years ago)
the singer was "too old" on stage
― mark s, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 20:12 (three years ago)
CNN mobile has these two stories very close together and it’s killing me:
https://imgur.com/a/Ss4Jprv
― epistantophus, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 00:25 (three years ago)
^I lol'd
― Reese's Pisces Iscariot (morrisp), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 01:12 (three years ago)
Morrissey's tour manager shared emails with me showing a Secret Service official from the Protective Intelligence Division reached out in November 2017 to arrange an intv with the singer after he said he'd kill Donald Trump "for the safety of humanity"2/https://t.co/aZWpUKv8Zu pic.twitter.com/LPClQ7O0RO— Jason Leopold (@JasonLeopold) January 18, 2023
― ufo, Thursday, 19 January 2023 01:25 (three years ago)
don't make me like morrissey again
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Thursday, 19 January 2023 01:46 (three years ago)
I know, right???
― castanuts (DJP), Thursday, 19 January 2023 03:08 (three years ago)
there's a little yin in every yang
― hrep (H.P), Thursday, 19 January 2023 06:02 (three years ago)
Probably related to Trump's diet rather than his politics
― the billy sherwood of trad jazz (Matt #2), Thursday, 19 January 2023 09:28 (three years ago)
"bloke thinks he can get away w/ serving McDonald's, not on my watch"
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 January 2023 14:48 (three years ago)