THE WORST NME COVER OF ALL TIME

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The surprising thing for me is that there picture of Momus' uncle.

― everything, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 04:42 (eighteen years ago)

the Jonny Borrell front cover is slightly more offensive

― blueski, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 10:12 (eighteen years ago)

That's a pretty good and amusing Photoshop.

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 13:57 (eighteen years ago)

Oh god, the cunt's a HMHB fan?

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

Oh god, the cunt's a HMHB fan?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

This is the greatest thing ever.

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

hang on this isn't real. this isn't real. this can't be real.

― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://a442.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01516/14/47/1516937441_l.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

the Rolling Stone cover is more of a headfuck

― blueski, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

PLUS: Stiltskin!

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

fuck yeah what the fuck?

― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

back to beat Biffy Clyro at a game they weren't even alive at the time to play

― blueski, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

NME "New Look" this week, read via:
http://tinyurl.com/2f23hj

The NME, IPC’s weekly music title, is undergoing a redesign this week and introducing a host of new elements.

the slogan should be:

New Look Design, More Crap Music

This week: The View
http://tinyurl.com/2zbk7w

rubbish guitar band are "The New Kings of Scotland" just who were the old kings? The Fratellis?

Are there really people at NME that rate The View or is it a blatant marketing exercise to appeal to teenage morons?

Next week:

"Don't miss next week: The Enemy… lad-rock is back" - a ten rate shambolic "The Jam" for the gormless NME reading teenagers to read about.

― djmartian, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

they removed the CLUBS section completely last month. odd considering all the hoo ha about raves an ting.

― pisces, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

"Stuff We Love... extends coverage to fashion... "

Uh-oh.

― pisces, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

ha, NME want's to be new "The Face" ?

― djmartian, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

RIP

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

They still had a clubs section?! (xpost)

Oh wait "what the funk is baile funk?" - now that's punnery

― DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

the slogan should be:

New Look Design, More Crap Music

do you think that might turn potential readers off, though?

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1558074.jpg

― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

"Stuff We Love... extends coverage to fashion... "

http://a442.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01516/14/47/1516937441_l.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

do you think that might turn potential readers off, though?

Viz use slogans like this all the time and their sales have been rising year on year since the early 90s. I say djmartian OTM

― DJ Mencap, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.coastaltown.nildram.co.uk/porl/PEELBLASPHEMY.jpg

― Lynskey, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

Readers will also now have album reviews published.

― Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

This thread is rather pointless but I glanced at this weeks cover and whilst it's by no means the worst of all time it's certainly feels like one of the most philosophically depressing.

― acrobat, Thursday, 19 July 2007 08:00 (eighteen years ago)

Lad rock is back. The Enemy on their hometown heroes, and how shit England is

OMG MUST READ

― blueski, Thursday, 19 July 2007 10:35 (eighteen years ago)

Stuff We Love: You saw the indie luminaries playing it, wearing it, riding it, smoking it, punching it… Now we tell you where to get it

wow, just like cosmo

― tissp, Thursday, 19 July 2007 12:40 (eighteen years ago)

The new wave of thrash metal feature this week is pricelessly cute, I just want to pick it up and hug it

― DJ Mencap, Thursday, 19 July 2007 12:57 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Pete Doherty - a druggy loser makes another shambolic crap album

http://tinyurl.com/2kyotq

― djmartian, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 12:46 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/9786/magimageiw0.jpg

― abanana, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

that is really depressing.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://a442.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01516/14/47/1516937441_l.jpg

Still love this photo, forget who the fuck it's of tho

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

cheryl tweedy and that other guy.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

He's pulling that face because he has a mobile phone in his ass?

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/02/music_magazine_covers.html

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 12:40 (eighteen years ago)

tl;dr

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 12:41 (eighteen years ago)

To this day, I can recite verbatim the opening paragraph of Nick Kent's epic critique.

Thus far and no further.

― Pashmina, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

Amazing how nearly all of the cover photos Wilde cites were taken by the same photographer.

There might be a clue in there somewhere.

― Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 13:13 (eighteen years ago)

Did Lo-Fidelity Allstars ever get a cover? If so, them as well: what a pointless band.

robin could be so hurtful

― blueski, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 13:36 (eighteen years ago)

^^^Dude's posting again, pay attention

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 13:45 (eighteen years ago)

!!??

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 13:45 (eighteen years ago)

Word(s) that only ever appeared in one (hit) song, ever.

"February Callendar"

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 13:48 (eighteen years ago)

o shi

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

So, I'm back up in the game,
Running things to keep my swing,
Lettin' all the people know,
That I'm back to run the show,
'Cause what they didn't know was wrong,
And all the nasty things you've done,
So, baby, listen carefully,
While I sing my comeback song.

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

What makes you think that is Robin C, out of curiosity? I don't get it.

― Pashmina, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

he said it was him, didn't he?

― ailsa, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, him saying "I am Robin C" was a bit of a giveaway

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

I missed that, obv. I'm glad he's back! I like Robin.

― Pashmina, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

thought FC was someone else

― blueski, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

Frankly, it's a pity he isn't.

― Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

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