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You are three... Happy birthday.

Keith, Sunday, 26 July 2009 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Montessori soon to come.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 26 July 2009 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link

LET THE MADNESS CONTINUE

Skeevy Wonder (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 July 2009 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link

o god i was an absolute terror at Montessori, they had to remove me pronto before actual minds were damaged

country matters, Sunday, 26 July 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

... don't forget potty training.

there is this ad campaign on the local newspaper's website for some diaper company. At the top of the page is this huge flash ad soliciting votes in a poll for who is easier to potty train - boys or girls. I really don't want to think about potty training while I'm looking for news on local homicides.

in a way, my 3 years on ILX have been a cross between potty-training and homicide

country matters, Sunday, 26 July 2009 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

is that how Dom P went out then?

Too soon

Calamari Merkin (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 July 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Bueno.

I live in Houston, Texas and i love art, so much that i create much of it for a living. Where ever i go drama seems to follow. No im not goth. Sushi is my favorite food, but i can hardly afford it thesee days. Ill be 27 in December. i have no children. i am not married. i dont own real estate. I have a 3lb yorkie named Mamas and 3 hamsters, but 2 are missing in action.

Get to know me i think im pretty awesome.

hondurian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 19:34 (fourteen years ago) link

what type of art do you creating?

carne asada, Thursday, 17 September 2009 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link

*are you creating?

carne asada, Thursday, 17 September 2009 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link

i create much hard one

A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 17 September 2009 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link

im a designer/illustrator mainly for print material. i also paint/sketch on the side.

i also create much hard one.

hondurian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

CARNE ASADA CON FRIES

hondurian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

question 1: dude how do you lose a hamster, let alone two of them

some dude, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

question 2: are you a dude? your mini-bio is incredibly detailed considering you didn't give any indication of your gender

some dude, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

she's not a dude.

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

ok thanks, now back to the hamsters

some dude, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

she met a dude who was also not a dude

Mr. Que, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

cool, not dude

alien vs the smiths (country matters), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't think I'd read the first part of this thread until just now.

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link

above all, however, i'm one crazy customer :D :D :D :D so get ready for some madnessssss!!!!! ;-) above all, however, i'm one crazy customer :D :D :D :D so get ready for some madnessssss!!!!! ;-)above all, however, i'm one crazy customer :D :D :D :D so get ready for some madnessssss!!!!! ;-)

Mr. Que, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost ditto

bamcquern, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link

it explains a lot.

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Like why they call Country Matters lj and the start of the "ban l0u1s jagg3r" meme.

bamcquern, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Haha. Instant googleproofing!

bamcquern, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

answer 1: i have intelligent hamsters that have learned to climb up the bars and actually LIFT up the water bottle that dangles off the top, then crawl out that hole.

answer 2: http://melodramatic.com/elite.php/margo

hondurian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

more like when I finally saw Anchorman and realized it was the source of almost half of my friends' jokes.

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost Oh, man, you shouldn't do that. Totally believed you were female anyway.

bamcquern, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost wrong thred

bamcquern, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

i know!!! same goes with that movie Friday.... i barely watched it this year and was angry to learn that all my friends werent actually funny but stealn jokes.

hondurian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link

or maybe not wrong thread - I should pay more attention

bamcquern, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

oh doesnt matter, that link has been whored out this past month for all sorts of legal and non legal reasons lol

hondurian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

there are forces more powerful than haberdager's at play now

alien vs the smiths (country matters), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

do tell.

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

</wire quote>

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link

it's all around us...i'm taking a backseat now tbh

alien vs the smiths (country matters), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link

hahaha love that jpg

Mr. Que, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

<3 bamcquern

plax (I know, right?), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link

question 1: dude how do you lose a hamster, let alone two of them

You do realize that's a euphemism. They're like... down there.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Hi Hondurian. The posts of yours I've already seen mark you as a valuable new poster. Welcome!

both HOOSlarious and truthful (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 17 September 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Thanks BIG HOOS

hondurian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link

xp Nathalie: you are my hero.

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Thursday, 17 September 2009 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

greetings, all.

i un-closeted over on TMI. been lurking for some years now, and hungoverly uninhibited felt like posting today.

you all make work a better place.

lion in winter, Sunday, 18 April 2010 00:24 (fourteen years ago) link

i un-closeted over on TMI.

THIS is gonna end well.

Hi!

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 April 2010 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link

someone knows their HISTORY

hello again!

maybe rabbits feel the need to play up their 'lynchian' qualities (acoleuthic), Sunday, 18 April 2010 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link

don't mean to come off as obsessive (though it often seems like a positive trait here) but this thread was memorable.

i'm canadian, btw.

lion in winter, Sunday, 18 April 2010 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link

sb

iatee, Sunday, 18 April 2010 00:43 (fourteen years ago) link


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