they're gonna bulldoze my flat to build the UK Eurovision stadium— cops can't read (@isaac_pdf) May 14, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:27 (four years ago)
Armenia just gave France 7 points (and 0 to the UK)
― Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:27 (four years ago)
He'll be Sir Sam Ryder by the end of the year.
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:34 (four years ago)
my little tot
― kinder, Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:36 (four years ago)
Public vote hopefully kinder to Moldova than the juries were
― gyac, Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:38 (four years ago)
<rubs hands together>
― kinder, Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:40 (four years ago)
Watch the avalanche of votes for Ukraine roll inexorably in.
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:42 (four years ago)
banging table PUBLIC VOTE PUBLIC VOTE PUBLIC VOTE PUBLIC VOTE PUBLIC VO
― gyac, Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:43 (four years ago)
Think the German guy's been hitting the sauce.
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:44 (four years ago)
haha what moldova
― kinder, Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:46 (four years ago)
Brutal for France and Germany
― gyac, Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:46 (four years ago)
THANK YOU EUROPEAN AND MISCELLANEOUS COUNTRIES FOR VOTING FOR MOLDOVA I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR NOT FORGETTING THEM
― gyac, Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:47 (four years ago)
ouch
― kinder, Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:49 (four years ago)
Lol @ Switzerland, the public is good
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:50 (four years ago)
OK we need the UK to get less than 29 votes now.
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:50 (four years ago)
lmao public recognised Serbia and HOW
― gyac, Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:51 (four years ago)
Great that Serbia and Moldova got some serious points
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:51 (four years ago)
Graham is so annoying, he loves these fucking ballads.
UK should be toast. Fucking praying here.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:52 (four years ago)
I actually said out loud "Australia two points" and they got two points!
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:52 (four years ago)
aw I had a soft spot for the Netherlands one
― kinder, Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:52 (four years ago)
Aw that is brutal
― gyac, Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:52 (four years ago)
Norton's musical taste is as bad as Wogan's despite him being 50 years younger.
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:53 (four years ago)
Still think maybe 80% chance Ukraine will win it.
― Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:53 (four years ago)
Aw Italy
― gyac, Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:55 (four years ago)
LOL, knocked it out the park.
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:55 (four years ago)
There we go, unassailable lead I think.
― Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:56 (four years ago)
It's all over guys, the rest of you can all go home.
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:56 (four years ago)
Fuck me those Ukraine points
― gyac, Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:57 (four years ago)
Who is surprised? People are corny
― imago, Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:58 (four years ago)
2 mins to 12, get the fuck on with it
― kinder, Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:59 (four years ago)
People elsewhere in the continent watching this at 2am lol
― gyac, Saturday, 14 May 2022 22:59 (four years ago)
UK, 28 votes.
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 May 2022 23:00 (four years ago)
Wonder how many people actually vote in the UK?
― kinder, Saturday, 14 May 2022 23:02 (four years ago)
Just thinking about the fact that if Putin hadn't decided to invade Ukraine, the UK would have just won Eurovision.
― Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 May 2022 23:03 (four years ago)
Public got it pretty much spot on.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 May 2022 23:04 (four years ago)
Rotten bit of luck, chaps.
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 May 2022 23:04 (four years ago)
― gyac, Saturday, 14 May 2022 23:05 (four years ago)
Ukraine didn't deserve the 400 and whatever votes they got but they were right about Serbia.
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 May 2022 23:05 (four years ago)
I fucken voted, I do it every year. It's actually a big deal where I live, I could lean out the window and point out 4 more voters
― The Speak Of The Mearns (Jonathan Hellion Mumble), Saturday, 14 May 2022 23:06 (four years ago)
― gyac, Saturday, 14 May 2022 23:06 (four years ago)
― Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 May 2022 bookmarkflaglink
The Ukraine's extra sympathy votes would've been spread out in a way that's hard to predict. A very small gap btw UK and Spain.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 May 2022 23:07 (four years ago)
xp It's true! Also the Ukraine song is better, and not the sort of thing which would normally be in with a chance.
― Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 May 2022 23:08 (four years ago)
Tonight was truly Boris Johnson's Dunkirk moment.
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 May 2022 23:09 (four years ago)
you have melted our hearts, friends #Eurovision 💛💙......and it matters the world to us during this time 💔we send all your love and support to our brave freedom defenders at Azovstal and along the frontlinecongrats, KALUSH Orchestra 🏆🇺🇦 #SaveMariupol #SaveAzovstal pic.twitter.com/Vt7WzpMHFQ— Ukraine / Україна (@Ukraine) May 14, 2022
― gyac, Saturday, 14 May 2022 23:12 (four years ago)
Ukraine got 431 out of a maximum possible 468 public votes.
― Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 May 2022 23:13 (four years ago)
without the invasion ukraine have a different entry: alina pash withdrew as contestant for some faff to do with crimea which i'm too sleepy to understand
also russia would be competing
― mark s, Saturday, 14 May 2022 23:14 (four years ago)
At least Switzerland got fuck all in the public vote.
― Dan Worsley, Saturday, 14 May 2022 23:16 (four years ago)
Next year in a liberated Mariupol.We’ll sort it out somehow.#Eurovision2022— Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 (@IAPonomarenko) May 14, 2022
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 14 May 2022 23:23 (four years ago)
Also Konstrakta’s formal video for the song rules too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S1jrYq87Zw
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 14 May 2022 23:40 (four years ago)