Eurovision Song Contest 2022

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France sounds exactly nothing like a French Eurovision song.

Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:39 (four years ago)

There’s a pretty insane entry after this (Norway)

gyac, Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:39 (four years ago)

Regional French banger

gyac, Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:40 (four years ago)

Idk why the Rasmus opened with the IT vibe. This is not good.

I hope the singer gave that lollipop man his coat back.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:42 (four years ago)

What does the first 2 lines of this sound like?

kinder, Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:43 (four years ago)

That was one of the better French entries.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:43 (four years ago)

It might be Shakira - She Wolf that I'm thinking of re Norway. BIG COINCIDENCE IF SO

kinder, Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:46 (four years ago)

Norway spent too long on the concept and not enough time on the tune.

Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:47 (four years ago)

The song kind of repeats a bit but the audacity carries it.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:49 (four years ago)

Armenia is the kind of ballad that has won in the past

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:49 (four years ago)

I have already forgotten it

Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:50 (four years ago)

Haven't really liked anything so far, to be honest.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:50 (four years ago)

Much as I love Eurovision it is always at least 70% dross

kinder, Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:52 (four years ago)

Czechs and France best so far, but yeah, nothing exactly amazing.

Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:52 (four years ago)

The Armenian song went up a notch at the end which improved it a lot. Now we have to put up with Mika while the stage crew clean up all that toilet paper.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:52 (four years ago)

Armenia is the kind of ballad that has won in the past


I’ll spoil it for you - they’re not winning tonight

gyac, Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:53 (four years ago)

Presenting is even worse than usual somehow.

Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:54 (four years ago)

I've been paying so little attention that I've only just realised it's THAT Mika

kinder, Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:55 (four years ago)

Italy: so that's "good" is it? hm

Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:59 (four years ago)

Bad defence by Italy.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 May 2022 19:59 (four years ago)

Graham loved it for some reason.

Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:01 (four years ago)

Spain brings it - but in a good year half the songs would slam like this.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:02 (four years ago)

Spain is a bit like the Romania entry..

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:02 (four years ago)

snoball otm

kinder, Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:03 (four years ago)

When's the next awful one, I need to make another cocktail

kinder, Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:03 (four years ago)

Italian song was a complete mess.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:04 (four years ago)

When's the next awful one, I need to make another cocktail

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go for it

Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:05 (four years ago)

Singing in Dutch, that's brave.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:05 (four years ago)

That last one is growing on me weirdly

kinder, Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:07 (four years ago)

The Dutch song gains an expansiveness halfway through that gives it something extra. Odd how the crowd sound like they're singing along a lot more than usual.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:08 (four years ago)

Ukraine...is actually quite good.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:09 (four years ago)

It’s not a patch on last year’s though

gyac, Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:09 (four years ago)

Yes, it's nothing special.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:12 (four years ago)

I'm glad it's passable as it would be really annoying if it was a shitty ballad and won anyway.

Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:12 (four years ago)

Destroy Germany.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:14 (four years ago)

Pretty sure this German sadboi can get to fuck

Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:15 (four years ago)

Oh good, a spoken section, that’s never cringe

gyac, Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:16 (four years ago)

Well at least it's not only the UK entry that's included an awkward reference to the pandemic in the lyrics.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:17 (four years ago)

Oh, subtitles are the lyrics in English...

Mark G, Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:19 (four years ago)

"He arrived as black foam" ???

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:20 (four years ago)

thats how i arrive so shut up

mark s, Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:22 (four years ago)

Lithuanian was one for the horny dads

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:22 (four years ago)

So many lost boys tonight

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:23 (four years ago)

So bored with these stop/start ballads that get really really quiet then REALLY REALLY LOUD.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:26 (four years ago)

Belgium was ok after a not so promising start.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:28 (four years ago)

Seemed like he had a good enough voice to carry something more than a Timberlake knockoff

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:33 (four years ago)

So bored with these stop/start ballads that get really really quiet then REALLY REALLY LOUD.

As if on cue.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:35 (four years ago)

that sucked

kinder, Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:36 (four years ago)

Shoulda kept it stripped back imo

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:36 (four years ago)

“He is also Iceland’s answer to Jim Corr”

My mind went to conspiracy theorist before it went to brother, sorry to say.

This was my second favourite!

gyac, Saturday, 14 May 2022 20:39 (four years ago)


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