Rank Anything You Feel Like Ranking

actual #1 is
“Landslide” - Olivia Newton John

Used daily: kettle, nespresso machine, microwave
Monthly or less often: toaster (bread)
Don’t own: sharpener, hand mixer, blender, immersion blender, toaster oven, dishwasher

Post-war British PMs.

The Hague

Theresa May
Boris Johnson
Margaret Thatcher
Tony Blair
David Cameron
Winston Churchill
Anthony Eden
Harold Macmillan
Alec Douglas-Home
John Major
Gordon Brown
Edward Heath

Meh

James Callaghan
Harold Wilson

Sound, Solid

Clement Attlee

1. Los Leones Trail
2. Beaudry Loop
3. Burbank Peak
4. Mount Hollywood
5. Nike Missile Site

1. a split, bowl-shaped gourd spun on a water surface
2. a gurgling gourd from influx of water
3. a container of water upon which one taps out percussive sounds to the surrounding air
4. gourds under water (containers of air contained in watery media)
5. gourds half full of water (and air)
6. rattles (containers of air)

1. andre3000
2. posdnuous
3. chuck d
4. left eye
5. guru
6. kendrick
7. black thought
8. ladybug mecca
9. j-live
10. common

youngboy better

that's my list of wackest rappers btw

no flav?

sorry, i misread that as wackIest

that's a capitol "i" not a small "L"

wackiest rappers:

1. odb
2. odb
3. odb
4. odb
5. crunchy black
6. odb
7. odb
8. odb
9. flavor flav
10. kanye

wriggliest wackers

1. Peace
2. Love
3. Faith
4. Hope

best jim in ILX history

go

marvin gaye
kate bush
minnie riperton
francis reader
sade
maxwell
rozonda thomas
joni mitchell
fela kuti
curtis mayfield

"best singers"

honorable mentions for sandy denny and john marytn.

Fav T&G long players...
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Goat
Songs About Fxxxing
Spiderland
What Burns Never Returns
At Action Park
Life of Crime
Ocean Songs
Cruise Yourself
Hissing Prigs in Static Couture
Remains Nonviewable (comp)

young
crosby
nash
stills

Jan the middle child
Greg he had that car
Mike the architect
Carol first hot mom
Alice first official snark
Peter he had that mustache
Cindy had that doll, right?
Sam the butcher
Bobby Brady

Autechre
Aphex Twin
Boards of Canada
Squarepusher

Top five songs to clean house

1. Huggy Bear “Pansy Twist”
2. Patti Smith “Gloria”
3. Fifth Column “Like This”
4. Nervous Gender “Nothing To Hide”
5. Les Georges Leningrad “Sponsorships”

1. laugh
2. live
3. love

1. "Camera"
2. "Harborcoat"
3. "So. Central Rain (I'm Sorry)"
4. "Second Guessing"
5. "7 Chinese Bros."
6. "Letter Never Sent"
7. "(Don't Go Back To) Rockville"
8. "Little America"
9. "Pretty Persuasion"
10. "Time After Time (Annelise)"

Who are ya, Malkmus?

shhh

1. laugh
2. live
3. love

― music for A★TEENS’ musicians (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, October 13, 2022 8:06 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

1. live
2. love
3. laugh

Reasons to hate Steve Miller's "The Joker"

1. Pompatus
2. The wolf whistle guitar lick
3. The preceding line "Some people call me Maurice," which is no reason to prompt a wolf whistle
4. The album cover
5. "Really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree" (Leniency on this one because he didn't write the line, he just stole it.)

ugh pompatus

Channel 4 ident packages

6. the Jonathan Glazer ones (2015-2017)
5. Circles idents (1996-1999)
4. The Giant idents (2017-present)
3. Lines idents (1999-2004)
2. original idents (1982-1996)
1. 3D idents (2004-2015)

the yass cat's 1st "yass"
the yass cat's 3rd "yass"
the yass cat's 2nd "yass"

songs that aren't long enough:

1. earth, wind + fire - "beijo"
2. nick drake - "pink moon"
3. the firm feat. wizard - "untouchable"
4. noname - "rainforest"

that's all i have for now. might add on later.

also xpost astor otm

every NIck Drake song is too short and just right at the same time

new morning
blood on the tracks
oh mercy!
another side
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. . .everything else.

Have you heard Another Self Portrait? It has some alternate takes of New Morning tracks, Self Portrait out-takes, and lots of great stuff from that period.

yep! that set is actually part of what persuaded me it's his best material.

1. Pastafarians
2. Buddhism
3. Bahá’í
4. Judaism
5. Hinduism
6. Islam
7. Christianity
8. Scientology

Since I started this thread, I'll use it for my top 50. I'm not enough of an ILM regular to make it another poll.

Aphex Twin — Selected Ambient Works Vol. 2
Bad Brains — Bad Brains
Beach Boys — Pet Sounds
Blind Idiot God — Undertow
Brian Eno — Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy)
Buffalo Springfield — Buffalo Springfield (1973)
Can — Future Days
The Clash — Sandinista!
Compulsive Gamblers — Gambling Days Are Over
David Bowie — Low
Death Grips — Exmilitary
Elvis Costello and the Attractions — Get Happy!!
Ensemble Ambrosius — The Zappa Album
The Fall — This Nation’s Saving Grace
Firesign Theater — Don’t Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
Fleetwood Mac — Tusk
Frank Zappa — You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore volume 2
Fripp & Eno — No Pussyfooting
George Lewis — Homage to Charles Parker
Half Japanese — The Band That Would Be King
Idjah Hadidjah & Jugala Ensemble — Sundanese Jaipong and Other Popular Music
Jamie Saft — Breadcrumb Sins
Jim O’Rourke — Insignificance
John Fahey — Womblife
Led Zeppelin — Presence
Lee Ranaldo — Ambient Loop for Vancouver
Material — Memory Serves
Mica Levi — Under the Skin OST
Miles Davis — In a Silent Way
Minutemen — Double Nickels on the Dime
Morton Feldman — Piano and String Quartet
Mr. Bungle — Disco Volante
Naked City — Absinthe
Neil Young — On the Beach
Pauline Oliveros — Crone Music
Pretenders — Pretenders 2
Rolling Stones — Exile on Main St.
Ronald Shannon Jackson — Texas
The Rutles — The Rutles
The Smiths — Singles
Soft Machine — Volume 2
Sonny Sharrock — Guitar
Stereolab — Sound-Dust
Talking Heads — Fear of Music
Tricky — Pre-Millenium Tension
Ween — The Mollusk
Yo La Tengo — Painful
v/a — Great Jewish Music: Burt Bacharach
v/a — Macro Dub Infection
v/a — Trojan Dub Box Set

You should have made this a poll, tbh… it’s a good list

Pretenders — Pretenders 2

:O

I think of you as an ILM regular, and who else is going to rep for Ensemble Ambrosius?

1. Death
2. Dishonor

i think of you as an ilm regular too and that ensemble ambrosius album is great, wonderful version of "Inca Roads"

Pretenders — Pretenders 2

:O

― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve),

I think Hynde is fronting a lot on the debut, "I Go To Sleep" is the better Kinks cover, both albums have some filler, and 2 has "Message of Love" and "Talk of the Town." Clear winner.

First "shit, I can't believe I forgot that one" — replace Get Happy with John Oswald/Grateful Dead — Grayfolded

WmC yeah make a poll

this thread should be for ranking the polls

lol

OK -- I found another change, call this thread the workshopping. I'll make a poll so I can't fuck with it anymore.

1. ESB
2. SW
3. ROTJ
4. AOTC
5. TROS
6. TLJ
7. TFA
8. TPM
9. ROTS

(yes, Internet... I went there)

I won't poll them because I'm not regular enough but this is what my last attempt to top 50 looked like

1. Suede - Dog Man Star
2. OMD - Dazzle Ships
3. Talk Talk - Spirit of Eden
4. XTC - Apple Venus Volume 1
5. Primal Scream - XTRMNTR
6. Manics - The Holy Bible
7. The Chemical Brothers - Dig Your Own Hole
8. Eddy Grant - Walking on Sunshine
9. Disco Inferno - The 5 EPs
10. Arthur Russell - Calling Out of Context
11. The The - Soul Mining
12. R.E.M. - Automatic for the People
13. Blur - 13
14. The Beatles - The White Album
15. Roy Wood - Mustard
16. John Martyn - One World
17. The Prodigy - Experience
18. David Bowie - Low
19. The Beat - I Just Can't Stop It
20. Nicolette - Now Is Early
21. Julian Cope - Jehovahkill
22. The KLF - Chill Out
23. The Cure - Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me
24. The Divine Comedy - Casanova
25. A.R. Kane - 69
26. The Beta Band - The Beta Band
27. Super Furry Animals - Guerrilla
28. King Crimson - Absent Lovers
29. George Michael - Listen Without Prejudice
30. U2 - Zooropa
31. Cardiacs - Sing to God
32. Show of Hands - Live at the Royal Albert Hall
33. Peatbog Faeries - Welcome to Dun Vegas
34. Underworld - Beaucoup Fish
35. Age of Chance - One Thousand Years of Trouble
36. Panda Bear - Person Pitch
37. Madonna - Ray of Light
38. Wire - 154
39. Fuzzbox - Bostin' Steve Austin
40. Paul McCartney - McCartney II
41. The Magnetic Fields - Holiday
42. The Paperboys - Molinos
43. Brass Construction - Brass Construction
44. Japan - Oil on Canvas
45. The Creatures - Feast
46. Fine Young Cannibals - The Raw & the Cooked
47. Lunasa - The Merry Sisters of Fate
48. Brian Protheroe - Pinball
49. Prefab Sprout - Swoon
50. The Knife - Shaking the Habitual

I think I felt my top 100 in general was too boringly white/male/british (also not dance-y enough) and that an equivalent songs list would be more diverse.

Voting Cope for "Gimme Back My Flag"