pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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I can’t defend the Wagner reference, but on some oblique level I sort of got the four seasons/blue album comparison. They are both melodic and catchy, and disproportionately well-known and iconic relative to other comparable works. Now that I type it out it’s pretty flimsy but it did make sense in my head somehow

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 31 March 2022 15:04 (two years ago) link

iirc The Four Seasons wasn't a popular work until the 20th century

The Blue Album also didn't achieve popularity until the 20th century

Makes you think

flow, my crimson tears (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 31 March 2022 17:27 (two years ago) link

you know, Vivaldi only made music for 4 seasons

Rivers Cuomo made albums for 7 different colors

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Thursday, 31 March 2022 17:37 (two years ago) link

including PINKerton

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Thursday, 31 March 2022 17:37 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Alfred—enjoyed your Rush review! I think this sentence is missing a word (“rather”?):

Rush experimented with a slight skank on Permanent Waves’ “The Spirit of Radio,” which might explain why it became an actual hit in reggae-drenched England than in an America that went through the trouble of keeping Black disco-tinged acts off the air.

begrudgingly bound by duty of candor (morrisp), Saturday, 16 April 2022 04:36 (two years ago) link

Thanks! I'll take a look.

The mag's first Rush review!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 16 April 2022 13:31 (two years ago) link

Nice piece!

And liberty she pirouette (Sund4r), Saturday, 16 April 2022 15:16 (two years ago) link

thank you

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 16 April 2022 15:21 (two years ago) link

Yeah that was great and thanks for the new dn

a legible shriek (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 16 April 2022 15:25 (two years ago) link

Is the bonus live album any better/different than Exit Stage Left?

Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 16 April 2022 15:41 (two years ago) link

Good review, Alfred!

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Saturday, 16 April 2022 16:26 (two years ago) link

Meanwhile, P4k won’t touch the new Primus

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 16 April 2022 16:47 (two years ago) link

Pitchfork putting Rush in the limelight is definitely a sign of changing times.

And liberty she pirouette (Sund4r), Saturday, 16 April 2022 17:19 (two years ago) link

I know nothing about Rush, really, but this was a great review (that even made me a little curious).

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 16 April 2022 17:42 (two years ago) link

an America that went through the trouble of keeping Black disco-tinged acts off the air.

Would like to learn more about this. I thought it was all MTV’s fault.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 17 April 2022 16:28 (two years ago) link

Not dumb at all: todays great Busta Rhymes review.

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 24 April 2022 14:16 (two years ago) link

I've been nurturing a Busta Rhymes obsession for a month or two; it's kinda horrifying to me that he's not routinely discussed as one of the greatest rappers ever.

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 24 April 2022 15:09 (two years ago) link

Six years since her last studio album, the veteran singer-songwriter and slide guitarist with a collection of robust professional rock that may inspire deep dives into her back catalog.

I'm just struggling to know if this is a sentence.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 06:04 (two years ago) link

maybe missing the word "returns" before "with"?

alpine static, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 06:36 (two years ago) link

It could be a sentence... if she is doing the diving and her collection of rock may inspire deep

Vinnie, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 08:15 (two years ago) link

alpine static is correct, otherwise that is a bad sentence

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 14:15 (two years ago) link

It's fixed btw.

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 14:17 (two years ago) link

hey, I've no control over subheads

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 14:18 (two years ago) link

https://pitchfork.com/news/t-bone-burnett-reveals-new-analog-reproduction-technology/

This article gets the name of its subject ("Ionic Originals") wrong four times ("Iconic Originals").

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 20:22 (two years ago) link

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/kirk-hammett-portals/

Back then, Metallica found itself at a crossroads, struggling with interband tension...

Pretty sure that should be intra, not inter.

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 04:25 (two years ago) link

They were feuding with Barenaked Ladies.

Hops: Mosaic, Citra, Simcoe (morrisp), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 05:53 (two years ago) link

Help me understand the point of this reporting: https://pitchfork.com/news/beyonce-2022-oscars-performance-was-taped-a-week-before-airing/

Through a Freedom of Information Act request filed with the City of Compton

??

Hops: Mosaic, Citra, Simcoe (morrisp), Friday, 29 April 2022 13:52 (two years ago) link

“Pitchfork has contacted Beyoncé’s representatives for comment.”

Comment on what?

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Friday, 29 April 2022 13:59 (two years ago) link

Right??

Hops: Mosaic, Citra, Simcoe (morrisp), Friday, 29 April 2022 14:02 (two years ago) link

It has the air of "we're really onto something here!" about it, but I can't imagine anyone caring.

Position Position, Friday, 29 April 2022 14:26 (two years ago) link

It feels like something because it has great clickbait keywords. People are probably already using it on Twitter to harvest engagement.

Evan, Friday, 29 April 2022 14:28 (two years ago) link

The news item didn't get into this, but it relates to an existing controversy about this year's Oscars telecast, regarding award presentations that were pre-recorded but inserted into the show as though they were live. So it's noteworthy that that happened not just with awards presentations but with a musical performance, too.

jaymc, Friday, 29 April 2022 14:35 (two years ago) link

People who care about the Oscars care.

jaymc, Friday, 29 April 2022 14:36 (two years ago) link

If it was previously acknowledged that the performance had been pre-taped, why does the timeframe matter?

It feels like a total college newspaper piece

Hops: Mosaic, Citra, Simcoe (morrisp), Friday, 29 April 2022 14:52 (two years ago) link

with offsite performances like that unless the performer is holding up a copy of that days newspaper i assume its not live, i'm surprised anyone would be surprised by that

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 29 April 2022 15:06 (two years ago) link

pitchfork will have to wait -- i have my own question in with their representatives and am eagerly awaiting their reply

In a community survey conducted by the production crew, only two neighborhood respondents indicated any reservations about the shoot. One person expressed concern about “neighborhood safety because it depends on who’s in it,” while the other requested unspecified “inconvenience compensation.”

what's THIS about!?

Karl Malone, Friday, 29 April 2022 15:22 (two years ago) link

The outlet cited three unnamed sources who said that talks about the shoot had “solidified” on March 14, when the permit had, in fact, been approved four days prior to that.

Getting a bit Pepe Silvia at this point.

jmm, Friday, 29 April 2022 15:33 (two years ago) link

Don't worry, I will cover all of this in my 10min+ react youtube video, you can find it through the link in my twitter post about the article with the caption "excuse me??". Anyway, by the end of the video I will have thoroughly reacted with concerned puzzlement and suspicion concluding that I'll be "looking for answers" and will declare conclusively "I don't know about that". I'll share the article/vid on reddit with headline "Beyonce Ignores Obvious Safety Issues And Refuses Compensation To Residents During Shoot For Fake Oscar Performance" to multiple subreddits like whatcouldgowrong and winstupidprizes

Evan, Friday, 29 April 2022 15:43 (two years ago) link

Huh?

Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 29 April 2022 16:35 (two years ago) link

please like and share

Evan, Friday, 29 April 2022 16:49 (two years ago) link

and don't forget to subscribe below

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Friday, 29 April 2022 17:30 (two years ago) link

i'm laughing at the implication here — which is that there are still people who believe that everything on television is totally real and exactly as it appears guys i swear look at it!

do you think pfork staffers also check the other side of the mirror to see if all that stuff is really there too?

stereogum or somebody should start some beef with their own headline: "pfork fails to understand basic show business operations, harasses beyonce"

Let's disco dance, Hammurabi! (Austin), Friday, 29 April 2022 18:21 (two years ago) link

Good review of the Throwing Muses debut, coincidentally among the best albums ever:

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/throwing-muses-throwing-muses/

Mule, Sunday, 1 May 2022 06:41 (two years ago) link

Agreed and agreed!

anatol_merklich, Monday, 2 May 2022 13:44 (two years ago) link

One of the best in months.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 May 2022 14:10 (two years ago) link

Minor point of order: The In a Doghouse bundle is available on Spotify pretty much everywhere apart from the US and Canada.

anatol_merklich, Monday, 2 May 2022 16:28 (two years ago) link

I know it’s ridiculous to complain about Pitchfork in 2022 and it has been slowly developing into a wider net “culture” site for some time now, but that “here’s what the stars wore at the Met Gala” photo essay was really striking in a, “do not want” kind of way. I guess whatever gets clicks, but that felt out of step even with their current incarnation. Figure we’re about a season away from “Phoebe Bridgers are lunch at THIS east village hot spot” paparazzi shots.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 01:52 (two years ago) link

this is gonna sound really crazy but you can just ignore the one little box on the website w/ the met gala photos and keep scrolling

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 4 May 2022 01:53 (two years ago) link

there's been a two page spread in rolling stone featuring literal paparazzi pics of rock stars going on like 3+ decades now, it will be ok

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 4 May 2022 01:54 (two years ago) link

cool condescending post, just saying that it seemed particularly out of place for Pitchfork no matter what other outlets might have already been doing it.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 01:59 (two years ago) link


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