OFFICAL ILX JOE BONAMASSA CELEBRATION THREAD

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That’s an insult to BB-8!

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 20 March 2022 06:30 (four years ago)

two months pass...

https://www.guitarworld.com/news/gibson-1960-les-paul-sold-to-joe-bonamassa?

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 20 May 2022 00:36 (four years ago)

Chewin' on a HoHo, Sleepin' at the HoJo
Give it all up to honk on just one BoBo

― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, June 23, 2021 11:10 PM (ten months ago) bookmarkflaglink

#onethread

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 20 May 2022 00:40 (four years ago)

three months pass...

Our Drummer @tal_bergman has this ability to see into the future ... Of our hairlines. What do you think? pic.twitter.com/WjrU4YFcEE

— Joe Bonamassa (Official) (@JBONAMASSA) August 9, 2013

peace, man, Thursday, 15 September 2022 12:50 (three years ago)

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/MJ8kZBT.jpg

assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 20 October 2022 01:22 (three years ago)

one month passes...

What's so refreshing about talented musicians like Bonamassa is their sense of humor

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 21 November 2022 22:50 (three years ago)

“Yes, you may be about to play a sold-out show in Tucson. But you are still Joe Bonamassa.”

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 21 November 2022 23:04 (three years ago)

rich tones

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Monday, 21 November 2022 23:19 (three years ago)

Joe's balding pate makes him more relatable to his core audience.

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 00:09 (three years ago)

https://www.reddit.com/r/Guitar/comments/7b5sff/news_joe_bonamassa_called_pedal_users_fing_lazy/

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:21 (three years ago)

Torn between lol-cringe and grudging respect for this bozo. He comes through town seems like once a year, plays at 1,000-1,500 seat theaters, I like that it's still possible to do that road warrior thing and build a niche audience. Just don't make me go to a show plz.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:38 (three years ago)

this dude is Kenny Wayne Shepherd if he'd been a better player and knew how to market to rockists

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:42 (three years ago)

That guy David Gilmour was as lazy as can be! No talent, just pedals!

ミ💙🅟 🅛 🅤 🅡 🅜 🅑💙彡 (Austin), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:48 (three years ago)

-Dr JP69

ミ💙🅟 🅛 🅤 🅡 🅜 🅑💙彡 (Austin), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 01:50 (three years ago)

Joe Bonamassa: Hell Toupee (the album cover has him wearing a hairpiece styled into devil horns...The Bonermaster is also on fire)

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 06:52 (three years ago)

joe u coward write a blues song about male pattern baldness

manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 08:42 (three years ago)

Tracklisting
1. Wherever I May Comb
2. I Believe I'll Dust my Dome
3. Shiny Happy People
4. Last Hair Deal Gone Down
5. Long Pate Dome
6. Hairway to Nothin
7. Steady Baldin Man
...

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 08:47 (three years ago)

Mannish Bald

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:02 (three years ago)

Comb on in My Kitchen

Folliculi, Follicula

ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:12 (three years ago)

Almost Combed My Hair

Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:13 (three years ago)

Baldin' the Jack

Total Eclipse of the Part

ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:17 (three years ago)

7 Rooms of Groom

Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:20 (three years ago)

squeeze my lemon, baby, till the hair falls off my head

manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:29 (three years ago)

Hair, There, and Everywhere

ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:30 (three years ago)

Scalp! I need somebody

Scalp! Not just anybody

ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:33 (three years ago)

You Can Leave Your Wighat On

Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:40 (three years ago)

Everybody Toupees the Fool

ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 13:50 (three years ago)

Lost Hair Deal Gone Down

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 14:16 (three years ago)

Bald Right Now

Vast Halo, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 14:19 (three years ago)

My Baby Left Me (And So Did My Hair)

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 14:26 (three years ago)

Rumors spreadin round
In that Texas town
Bout that shack outside La Mange

ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 14:39 (three years ago)

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Toupée

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 14:48 (three years ago)

B-B-B-B-B-B-bald
B-B-B-B-B-B-bone

a blunt toothcomb (Matt #2), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 15:04 (three years ago)

honestly he comes across as a pretty decent dude from what i've seen

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 15:42 (three years ago)

Rogained and Confused

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 15:45 (three years ago)

Xpost

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 15:45 (three years ago)

ums, you are right of course. He's become a fun pinata to whack at because (a) many people think his music is boring as fuck, and (b) because he is praised by a certain sort of person whose tastes do not align with mine.

But I do not really wish him (or anyone) harm, as a person. There are a lot of people making music that I don't need to hear, and they are not necessarily bad people. Mocking his hair, clothing, and/or guitar choices is (comparatively) innocent fun.

ooh I wanna take ya to Topeka (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 16:39 (three years ago)

nice of you to tell me that before I kidnapped him for you

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 16:41 (three years ago)

born under no hairline
farther up the scalp
you've got to lose hair with a feeling

Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:14 (three years ago)

Hair, There and Everyone

Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:16 (three years ago)

Aaargh!
Hair, There and Everywhere

Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:17 (three years ago)

afraid YMP beat you to it upthread

Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:20 (three years ago)

sorry but the guy is a total cork sniffer douche. see derek trucks for an example of how to be a white guy blues rock technician with a degree of humility and a healthy understanding of how your music fits into the tradition.

budo jeru, Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:31 (three years ago)

Sure, but does Trucks currently offer 74 varieties of baby and toddler wear on his website?

(I counted.)

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:41 (three years ago)

Baby taking a huge bonamassa

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:43 (three years ago)

*drenching plate of scrambled eggs with Hot Bonamassauce*
"he's an all right sort of guy"

Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:47 (three years ago)

Waiting for the Bonamassa theme park

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:49 (three years ago)

afraid YMP beat you to it upthread
Oops, sorry! Can't keep up with YMP and Neanderthal on this thread.

Meet Me in the Z'Ha'Dum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 17:51 (three years ago)


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