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― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 20 January 2022 19:37 (four years ago)
ohhhh its a “salon”? (rmde)
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 20 January 2022 19:38 (four years ago)
conversation salon
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 20 January 2022 19:38 (four years ago)
any time someone says there's a q&a at an event i will be like "oh you mean a conversation salon"
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 20 January 2022 19:39 (four years ago)
web 2.0, crowdsource the content, privatise the profits yes baybeeee
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 20 January 2022 20:22 (four years ago)
lol brad
I've learned to brace myself for the worst when this thread gets bumped, but this was disappointingly low on the APCES (Amanda Palmer Cringe Event Scale). I give it a 3 out of 10.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 20 January 2022 20:27 (four years ago)
maybe it’s hosted on Jeremy Renner’s social media app?
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 20 January 2022 20:29 (four years ago)
that would bump it up to an easy 4/10
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 20 January 2022 20:31 (four years ago)
i think my most cherished amanda palmer byproduct is the consternation that arises whenever she pulls another innocuous stunt. omg she’s writing a column o no!!!
effortless trolling, it is like an art, she should sell a series of seminars (because peeps wld get mad and it wld be funny)
― cowboy bopeep (cat), Thursday, 20 January 2022 21:43 (four years ago)
I’m still back on the time she chewed on things and auctioned them off to her fans
― castanuts (DJP), Thursday, 20 January 2022 21:57 (four years ago)
just a rehash of one of her original controversies (crowdsourcing her string sections and not paying them for their labor). i give it a C-
― intheblanks, Thursday, 20 January 2022 22:08 (four years ago)
Is it a coincidence she and Chait announced Substacks on the same day or do the Substack masters read ILX?
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 20 January 2022 22:27 (four years ago)
I don't dare look back through the thread to find out, but has she done NFTs yet?
― the great replacement bus service (Matt #2), Thursday, 20 January 2022 22:39 (four years ago)
shhh, dammit
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 20 January 2022 22:41 (four years ago)
I would buy an NFT of her eyebrows
― castanuts (DJP), Thursday, 20 January 2022 22:47 (four years ago)
she called a fucking advice column a “conversation salon” come on
― maura, Thursday, 20 January 2022 22:56 (four years ago)
-welcome to The Advice Bureau-uh its just a roomful of ppl talking over each other-yes. great, isnt it?- how do i get advice- lets table that for now, hmm?
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 20 January 2022 23:52 (four years ago)
is 77 a salon?
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 January 2022 23:54 (four years ago)
Thinktank
― covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 20 January 2022 23:56 (four years ago)
a toilet that you shout into
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 21 January 2022 00:15 (four years ago)
In hearings that to a song but I can’t think of what song it is
― castanuts (DJP), Friday, 21 January 2022 00:41 (four years ago)
a toilet that you shout into― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, January 20, 2022 5:15 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, January 20, 2022 5:15 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
it is with great pride that i present to you... The Internet
― cowboy bopeep (cat), Friday, 21 January 2022 00:42 (four years ago)
i went to two conversation salons earlier today, except they were called meetings. she should like set up a zoom room or google hangout and charge people to enter and watch her check her email.
― sarahell, Friday, 21 January 2022 07:05 (four years ago)
It's over
https://amandapalmer.net/posts/a-joint-statement-from-me-and-neil/
― zeuhl's forgotten man (Matt #2), Sunday, 6 November 2022 09:22 (three years ago)
if they couldn't make it work, who could?
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 6 November 2022 09:26 (three years ago)
did they ever try to monetize couples therapy?
― sarahell, Sunday, 6 November 2022 09:49 (three years ago)
I assumed this happened already, didn’t they literally stop living in the same country
― after several days on “the milk,” (gyac), Sunday, 6 November 2022 09:49 (three years ago)
lmao
― buzza, Sunday, 6 November 2022 09:52 (three years ago)
I guess they just grifted apart
― Wiggum Dorma (wins), Sunday, 6 November 2022 10:09 (three years ago)
^ omg
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 6 November 2022 11:31 (three years ago)
All time excelsior
― Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 6 November 2022 12:00 (three years ago)
hall of fame shit
― assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 6 November 2022 12:02 (three years ago)
Actual spit take
― “uhh”—like, this is an insane oatmeal raisin cookie “uhh” (President Keyes), Sunday, 6 November 2022 12:44 (three years ago)
Holy shit I cackled like a witch at that.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 7 November 2022 01:33 (three years ago)
Lmao
― Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Monday, 7 November 2022 18:29 (three years ago)
https://www.facebook.com/100045146024077/posts/pfbid02Z9jqz9XfMPDkdTctzDtFBNoE8Hqbtu2WZQAuwdi5TUrFjYSujiogC9YTwDXBFFPel/?mibextid=cr9u03
― the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 16:53 (two years ago)
Regret to inform you all that she took a powerful lesson from Sinead O'Connor as well - it's the same lesson as always: never wonder "Am I the asshole?"
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 3 August 2023 00:43 (two years ago)
Am I not your asshole?
― omar little, Thursday, 3 August 2023 01:02 (two years ago)
when every lens is a mirror
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 3 August 2023 01:31 (two years ago)
i’m so tired of rolling my eyes at her
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 August 2023 01:36 (two years ago)
i enjoyed the subtle but great running joke about amanda palmer on Deadloch (Australian murder comedy/satire series on Amazon)
― Roz, Thursday, 3 August 2023 02:06 (two years ago)
is this post available to schadenreade somewhere publicly?
― serving bundt (sic), Thursday, 3 August 2023 03:21 (two years ago)
it didn't work on mobile but did on desktop (although I can imagine you balked at the URL!)
As I sit here with tears in my eyes, I find my complicated feelings about chat GPT getting even more complicated. 🤖🏳️⚧️♥️🤷🏻♀️https://i.imgur.com/znvUQWH.jpg
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 3 August 2023 04:58 (two years ago)
It's been so long since whatever Amanda Palmer did to make so many people (including me) dislike her that I've got to admit ... I don't remember what it was. But I saw her years ago with the Dresden Dolls, and fair's fair, the band was good. They reunited/played at Riot Fest yesterday, and while I wasn't watching them, specifically, I caught a bit of their set, and ... it was pretty good again? They brought out Melissa Auf der Maur for a Beastie Boys cover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzrJW-8CCHE
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 September 2023 00:21 (two years ago)
yeah they are touring. I hate them. I love Melissa auf der Mar though.
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 19 September 2023 00:25 (two years ago)
I don't even think that highly of the Beastie Boys tbh but no I am not clicking on that, are you fucking crazy
I will not encourage such behaviour
― Murgatroid, Tuesday, 19 September 2023 03:08 (two years ago)
happy new year!
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/jan/03/three-things-with-amanda-palmer-putting-a-cold-stone-around-my-warm-neck-i-remember-what-i-endured
― maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 16:43 (two years ago)
He also used to tell me: “Say less.”
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 17:03 (two years ago)
Maybe this is the New Year New Me but that piece isn't actually that bad. Excluding the stick thing.
― kinder, Tuesday, 2 January 2024 17:44 (two years ago)