S&D: Glam Metal/Hair Metal

Slippery When Wet: the Citizen Kane of Hair Metal
New Jersey: the Chimes at Midnight of New Jerseys

As ultimate expression of the genre Dr Feelgood tracks in a way

For me personally I’d say Cinderella “Long Cold Winter” but mostly just bc they’re a better band? Idk. I love Motley but I don’t wanna give them that much credit lol

Whoever said RATT can meet me in the parking lot

IMO Hysteria is the hair metal album Elephant in the Room, compounded by the fact they’re not American, never mind from LA, so as said they’ve always been thought of as a band not strictly ‘of’ hair-metal

It helps to have good timing - if you release your biggest album in 1987 - the peak of hair metal IMO - you’re laughing.
As already mentioned, as big as it was Dr Feelgood seems “late”

Surely Appetite for Destruction takes the Citizen Kane title over Slippery, Hysteria and Feelgood?

Ratt was light years better than Cinderella

Here's Martin Popoff's list of 20 albums that "invented" hair metal, going from influence to prototype:

Led Zeppelin — IV (November 1971)
New York Dolls — New York Dolls (July 1973)
Montrose — Montrose (October 1973)
KISS — Alive! (September 1975)
Aerosmith — Rocks (May 1976)
Van Halen — Van Halen (February 1978)
Def Leppard — High ‘n’ Dry (July 1981)
Dokken — Breaking The Chains (July 1981)
Loverboy — Get Lucky (October 1981)
Mötley Crüe — Too Fast For Love (November 1981)
Scorpions — Blackout (April 1982)
Van Halen — Diver Down (April 1982)
Twisted Sister — Under The Blade (September 1982)
Def Leppard — Pyromania (January 1983)
Quiet Riot — Metal Health (March 1983)
Ratt — Ratt EP (August 1983)
KISS — Lick It Up (September 1983)
Mötley Crüe — Shout At The Devil (September 1983)
Ratt — Out of The Cellar (March 1984)
Dokken — Tooth And Nail (September 1984)

Appetite is the Citizen Kane of hair metal if you take it to mean "everyone says it's the greatest ever, but they haven't watched/listened to it in forever and are really just saying that to sound cultured within their critical peer group." You kinda have to look at hair metal from the perspective of a teenage girl between 1983 (Shout at the Devil) and 1990 (Warrant's Cherry Pie) IMO. What would she think was the greatest album in the history of life? I'd probably argue for Skid Row's debut, myself.

Actually, 1988 might actually take the cake purely in terms of box office

RATT sucks and I hate them

Appetite? Nah. GNR were forged in glam metal but (pardon stretching metaphor) as the first nail that was hammered into the coffin *of* glam metal
thx for playing though

There was other early 80s hard rock bands whose sound and look while not being totally LA glam fits with this stuff

I'd say one band not yet mentioned in the thread is Night Ranger. I'd say Sammy Hagar's "Standing Hampton" and even some of the Canadian hard rock - not all tunes but some by April Wine, Helix and Aldo Nova (esp 'Fantasy') fits in with this music.

Helix was pretty sleazy.

Cinderella rules, Ratt iz schitt

If the Orson Welles of a genre is someone who codified technical advances to make a new artistic grammar, here it would be Van Halen on the guitar and maybe Lange as a producer.

Re: Cinderella -are there other well-known metal vocalists who sing mostly in falsetto, like Tom Keifer and King Diamond?

Slaughter

yall warren dimartini is such a sick ass guitar player and frickin don letts directed the round and round video!

Aw, I liked Ratt.

*kicks dirt despondently*

I kinda always thought 'Out of the Cellar' was pretty good and they never really wrote any other good songs. They went way more pop on everything else that followed. I think Ratt was the classic club band that played that first album over and over for years and never really had a good follow up.

Dokken also went soft after 'Tooth and Nail'.

The first EP and first two albums were good.

stephen pearcy is a syphilitic goblin who could not carry a tune in a bucket and Ratt’s songs all sound like they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary

dimartini is a great guitarist but he is not enough for me to endure sitting through literally any song

thanking u

:D

I'd argue no Ratt albums are good, but some singles are GREAT. Particularly "Slip of the Lip." That song swings better than any other hair metal song and it's not even close.

*gasface*

Redirect that gasface to "Way Cool Jr." and I'll join you.

VG not liking Ratt, I'm genuinely hurt.

also anyone who likes hair metal listen to Vain - "No Respect", imo a lost classic of the genre

xpost sorry dude, this is where i leave u

fare the well

thee lol

fare thee lol

but: i will rejoin you on Vain - thx for the rec, they are p good!!

Pretty surprised by the anti ratt chat in here i thought they were like the “cool” hair metal group to like?

everyone likes them except me and neanderthal. but the record clearly shows that they suck & everyone is wrong :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBYa2xGDAQs

I didn't realise Ratt were on the Point Break soundtrack!

The vocals actually remind me of Dave Mustaine at certain points.

Those first two Ratt albums are close to flawless! Dancin' Undercover shows some cracks but has some phenomenal, original moments. They started to sound cookie cutter after that. To be honest, "Way Cool Jr." is where they lost me.

Way Cool Jr. was one of my favorite music videos when I was 10. Not the best song though, it's true.

dimartini is a great guitarist but he is not enough for me to endure sitting through literally any song

This ties into something in the "Nothing But A Good Time" book. I think Phil Collen observes that thanks to Van Halen every one of these bands wanted a flashy guitar guy, but few could pull it off convincingly. On one (er) extreme were the guys that just weren't that good (Mick Mars, CC). On the other extreme were guys that were *really* good (Dimartini, Lynch, Vito Bratta, hell, Nuno) but were not really enough to make their bands particularly compelling. The bonehead stupid and/or party stuff just stomps all over the flash, really underscoring the lightning in a bottle qualities of Van Halen, the rare band whose frontman was as compelling as its virtuoso guitar linchpin/namesake.

Of course, the emptier and flashier the guitar playing, the more these guys had to stress in guitar magazine interviews that their real goals were "feel" and "musical integrity".

Vito Bratta's solo on "Wait" is one of the best guitar solos ever recorded

found this playlist, lots of off the beaten path bands/songs

i do agree with vg that pearcy's lyrics are like they are written by a horny baby imitating dr suess

Look, let's not impugn the talents of horny babies:

"You know you really want to lay it down
Right now!
And how!"

Out on the streets, that's where we'll meet
You make the night, I always cross the line
Tightened our belts, abused ourselves
Get in our way, we'll put you on your shelf

oops forgot the playlist

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5UsHZLOklMoDXgfsyofaJa?si=RoSNQWviREKbCbiunJZ2_g&utm_source=copy-link

Pearcy is a moron but I dunno, judging hair metal on dumb lyrics seems like a dangerous path to go down

Dr. Feelgood, heal thyself.

silly hair metal lyrics are the best

i agree and ratt were SICK (for like 2 years)

also this band my god they ruled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3TEo9tKa0o

Vito Bratta's solo on "Wait" is one of the best guitar solos ever recorded

Agree with this. It also helps that the song is waaay more Cheap Trick than hair metal, imo.

hanoi rocks are great

I never got to see Van Halen in person, but Vito Bratta is the greatest guitarist I have ever seen perform. I think I named "Wait" the best pop/glam metal song of the 80s for a big Stereogum piece a few years back.