THE WORST NME COVER OF ALL TIME

Gay Men/Dolls? hmmm.

yeah! CIO gay men!

Drummer for Gay Dad

Beth Ditto was the drum riser for the rock group Gay Dad.

Hi, girls!

I'm a femail singer/songwriter. My friends and I want to form a gay girl rock band. We need a guitarist and a bassist to complete our band.
We play indie/punk rock.
Influences: Greenday, Blink 182, A.Lavigne, Razorlight, The View and so on.

If you're a gay girl, who plays a guitar or a bass, please, email me! :o)

CD given free with NME, 13th June 2007
To coincide with Muse's Wembley Gigs on the 16th and 17th June 2007

1. (00:02:28) Lord Buckley - The Train
2. (00:01:20) Gustav Holst - Mars: The Bringer of War
3. (00:03:50) Clor - Good Stuff
4. (00:04:03) The Flaming Lips - The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song
5. (00:04:57) Lightning Bolt - Magic Mountain
6. (00:03:09) Shy Child - Generation Y (We Got It)
7. (00:03:05) Death From Above 1979 - Blood On Our Hands
8. (00:03:38) Does It Offend You,Yeah! - Battle Royale
9. (00:04:01) CSS - Alala
10. (00:03:44) Cold War Kids - Hang Me Up To Dry (Live)
11. (00:04:04) Bjork - Triumph of a Heart
12. (00:01:54) Muse - Man of Mystery
13. (00:11:50) Lord Buckley - The Nazz

Didn't Clor split up about two years ago?

yeah and holst's DEAD!

I can't imagine Lightning Bolt agreed to include that from the comments I heard about Muse

2. (00:01:20) Gustav Holst - Mars: The Bringer of War

ha ha matt bellamy is such an arsetrumpet.

ha ha matt bellamy is such an arsetrumpet.

qft

Did Dom Passantino have a wank over that NME cover with Beth Ditto on it?

Did he?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1147/710517578_ada42f6a92_o.jpg

The surprising thing for me is that there picture of Momus' uncle.

the Jonny Borrell front cover is slightly more offensive

That's a pretty good and amusing Photoshop.

Oh god, the cunt's a HMHB fan?

Oh god, the cunt's a HMHB fan?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is the greatest thing ever.

hang on this isn't real. this isn't real. this can't be real.

http://a442.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01516/14/47/1516937441_l.jpg

the Rolling Stone cover is more of a headfuck

PLUS: Stiltskin!

fuck yeah what the fuck?

back to beat Biffy Clyro at a game they weren't even alive at the time to play

NME "New Look" this week, read via:
http://tinyurl.com/2f23hj

The NME, IPC’s weekly music title, is undergoing a redesign this week and introducing a host of new elements.

the slogan should be:

New Look Design, More Crap Music

This week: The View
http://tinyurl.com/2zbk7w

rubbish guitar band are "The New Kings of Scotland" just who were the old kings? The Fratellis?

Are there really people at NME that rate The View or is it a blatant marketing exercise to appeal to teenage morons?

Next week:

"Don't miss next week: The Enemy… lad-rock is back" - a ten rate shambolic "The Jam" for the gormless NME reading teenagers to read about.

they removed the CLUBS section completely last month. odd considering all the hoo ha about raves an ting.

"Stuff We Love... extends coverage to fashion... "

Uh-oh.

ha, NME want's to be new "The Face" ?

RIP

They still had a clubs section?! (xpost)

Oh wait "what the funk is baile funk?" - now that's punnery

the slogan should be:

New Look Design, More Crap Music

do you think that might turn potential readers off, though?

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1558074.jpg

"Stuff We Love... extends coverage to fashion... "

http://a442.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01516/14/47/1516937441_l.jpg

do you think that might turn potential readers off, though?

Viz use slogans like this all the time and their sales have been rising year on year since the early 90s. I say djmartian OTM

http://www.coastaltown.nildram.co.uk/porl/PEELBLASPHEMY.jpg

Readers will also now have album reviews published.

This thread is rather pointless but I glanced at this weeks cover and whilst it's by no means the worst of all time it's certainly feels like one of the most philosophically depressing.

Lad rock is back. The Enemy on their hometown heroes, and how shit England is

OMG MUST READ

Stuff We Love: You saw the indie luminaries playing it, wearing it, riding it, smoking it, punching it… Now we tell you where to get it

wow, just like cosmo

The new wave of thrash metal feature this week is pricelessly cute, I just want to pick it up and hug it

Pete Doherty - a druggy loser makes another shambolic crap album

http://tinyurl.com/2kyotq

http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/9786/magimageiw0.jpg

that is really depressing.

http://a442.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01516/14/47/1516937441_l.jpg

Still love this photo, forget who the fuck it's of tho

cheryl tweedy and that other guy.

He's pulling that face because he has a mobile phone in his ass?

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/02/music_magazine_covers.html

tl;dr