pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

Kind of funny that Madvillain was the most voted for album in Alaska

that divvy-up-by-demo thing is... bizarre

Kind of funny that Madvillain was the most voted for album in Alaska

― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, October 15, 2021 1:51 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

for some reason i find this totally plausible.

when i lived in an isolated rural place, all the "cooler" people listened to a lot of Madvillain and that kind of thing.

Depression Cherry by Beach House is the #1 choice in Indonesia. Sophie apparently huge in West Virginia.

imagine looking at that list and picking out Phoebe Bridgers as the bad thing

Imagine having 25 years of music to choose from and thinking a Phoebe Bridgers record is among the best.

Like sorry, that's some cloth-eared bullshit

"45+" is such a drag lmao

Anyone older than Schrieber, get on the iceberg

It all looks like different combos of the same shit(?)

the data is not worth this wealth of filters

I think 69 Love Songs is the only album on my ballot that made the list... I thought that was a super-Pitchforky choice, but it came in pretty low (#108).

i actually don't think there's that striking a difference between the age groups really, it's all very "pitchfork stuff" to me

https://www.34st.com/article/2021/10/pitchfork-music-album-reviews-spin-rolling-stone-the-independent-peppa-pig-born-to-die-taylor-swift-folklore

re: phoebe bridgers ranking that high, she's huge among young people so it's not surprising at all?

really, if anything, the results are just boring. i love a lot of the records here so i'd feel a little silly (and condescending) criticizing the website's readership, but there aren't many interesting surprises. i was about to say something like "at least it's not as male dominated as the 2012 people's list!" and then I noticed the top 16 are all men

oh, there’s another album I voted for (Big Thief)

lana & lorde being the highest placing female artists is just proof that p4k's version of "poptimism" or whatever is pretty boring

was surprised to see voters in Hungary went for Vespertine and Untrue, two of my favorite albums of all time

Taylor/Kacey in the top 100 is something that wouldn't have happened a couple of years ago I think?

why do I have thoughts idk

the geographic breakdown is pretty funny. except for hawaii, literally just the same ten records in different orders

Xpost: I mean you’re pretty much warranted boring results the bigger the sample size.

by harnessing the power of big data, we will use analytics to drive decision-making in key sectors

for all this list's problems, if you compare just the 1996-2011 results of this one to the previous list, this one is a significant improvement

Really disappointed Pfork’s review of the new live Coltrane set makes no mention of how much drum-n-bass is derived from this music.

how many shitcats did they give it?

lol at calling the very vanilla new charli track 'avant-garde', like there are certainly charli tracks where that's a bit less of a stretch but ... ?

did they call her "the future of pop" for the 7th year in a row?

no but she's not even aspiring to that here for once

Yes, the two recent singles are less "avant-garde" than anything she's done bar "Sucker", and more anonymous than that album too.

10 + 9.0 = 9.2… guess the math works out

Glad Pitchfork finally weighed in on Kid A

Like Bob Dylan post-motorcycle crash, doing everything he could to discourage the press and his fan’s interest only to increase his enigmatic appeal, Yorke struggled against the straitjacket of his band’s grandness only to feel it pull tighter.

Like Bob Dylan post-motorcycle crash, doing everything she could to discourage the press and her voters' interest only to increase her enigmatic appeal, Sinema struggled against the straitjacket of her maverickness only to feel it pull tighter.

hahahaha nooooooo

wait bob dylan wore a straitjacket on a motorcycle? i hope it was listed as a contributing factor in the investigation

https://pitchfork.com/news/vote-now-for-your-favorite-albums-and-songs-of-2021/

Dude… it’s November 9

Like Xmas, now the season starts after Halloween

the year's not over for me until next Friday when a fantastic British musician with a one-word name drops their latest album. that's right, I'm a pretty big STING fan

GAZCOOMBES

lmao, both Elbow and Oasis are dropping records next Friday

Lol

Elbow vs Oasis!!

who is going to top the charts?! If oasis wins, brexit is good, if elbow wins, than Tony Blair made the right decision on Iraq

Elbow vs Psoriasis

Ugh just read that kid amnesiac review. I grunted at this piece of fan fic:

Perhaps no single song encapsulates this mix of aimlessness and invention, the will toward prettiness and the losing war against it, as neatly as “Like Spinning Plates.” In the studio, they were grimacing their way through another demo—the chord progressions were somehow insulting, too obvious. Thom Yorke, always quick with a withering aside for their own material, dubbed it “dodgy Kraftwerk.”

They couldn’t stop messing with it, however. No idea the band generated, no matter how wispy or maddeningly incomplete, seemed to stay away forever. (Yorke apparently wrote the bassline for “The National Anthem” when he was 16, and it sounds like it.) Their song fragments were like sick dogs that wouldn’t stop limping after their masters. So there was Greenwood, messing around with the latest playback of that pretty ballad. Out of boredom, a fit of pique, whatever, he played it backwards.

Yorke, who was nearby, was transfixed. He crossed the room and demanded to hear it again. The track, played backwards, sounded like it was sucking nearby debris inward and pulling everything down with it. Yorke sat down and wrote a new song on top of his upside-down old one. But the backwards/forwards vortex seemed to have inspired a fever. So he sang his own lyrics backwards, on purpose, live. Then he reversed them so we heard them forwards—a subliminal message, just like the hysterical censors told us there would be when we played our records backward. But there it was, floating on the surface like a plastic bottle on the ocean.

How good is this Sodomsky piece?: https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/boz-scaggs-silk-degrees/

Good.

I'd like a series of positive reviews of used record bin mainstays. They could do the Pretty Things Freeway Madness next.

score should be a 10 but i love that sam got to write about it

always thought it was flutes doubled with trumpets on lowdown